184: Difference Between Dog Poop and Cow Poop
There are several kinds of people, and we should not bother him: we should not disturb those who have no dreams; We don't bother people with too many excuses; We don't bother those who don't have opinions.
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"Daddy! Dear Dad, I am super admiring my mother, she is so good, sure enough, the husband has a way! A lifetime is worth learning. ”
"What does it have to do with your mother? As I said just now, if you don't speak human language, you want to speak ordinary human language, what does this mean? I didn't understand your father, are you bullying me for not graduating from junior high school? ”
Breakfast is white rice porridge, with fritters, buns, and a few side dishes, I want to eat a few more bites to suppress the shock, but it has already cooled down, in desperation, I can't help but pat my forehead, what's wrong?
Dad, this is deliberately funny! Or is it really a white in this regard, I don't understand at all, a woman's age is a secret! How can you just tell someone? Fathers can't do it.
It's really hard to be a father! It's also difficult to be a daughter, and it's all the same! Difficult! Difficult! Difficult! Difficult! Difficult! If there is no difficulty, is that life?
"Your father and I don't have Alzheimer's disease yet, and I'm not old enough to tear up a newspaper and count them, so tell me quickly, right? And then it's better to keep telling the story, or I'm going to have to go! Time can't be wasted, we've all wasted so much time, it's really too undeserved, so let's hurry! ”
"Dear Daddy! Don't you know? A woman's age, that's a mystery, it's a woman's secret, how can you tell a man casually? Don't say you're my father, even if it's my father, he won't tell you, twenty-five is twenty-five, and he will always be twenty-five, this is not negotiable. ”
"Twenty-five years old! Just like your mother, you women are like this, you are mysterious, just age! A woman's age is a woman's biggest secret, what is it?
Even if it's no matter how much you maintain it? What's the use of spending more money? In the end, it's not the same, and it can resist the killing of the years. Pig. Knives? Isn't it still succumbing to this sword?
It's not the same as us men, it can't escape the vicissitudes of the years, it still crawls on your face, women are pleasing to themselves, they have confirmed their eyes, and when they meet the right person, even if it's a piece of shit, it's fragrant.
Just like me and your mother, when you come, don't get me wrong, your mother isn't a piece of shit? Your dad and I are a piece of cow, you know? Needless to say, it's too clear, right? It's too straightforward, it's going to be sad, I've already said it before, you can't be too upright when you speak. ”
"Dear Dad, you are so good, Kan Dashan, Kan Dashan, have already reached Mount Everest, the highest peak on the earth, I can't admire it, you are too powerful.
I just can't figure it out, why has everyone changed? It's become less serious, and everyone is running on the road of chattering, is this a problem? Or maybe it's for some particular reason.
Unconsciously, all people don't know that it has changed, and it should only be explained in this way, otherwise it is unscientific, and it can only be science fiction.
But I really can't talk nonsense anymore, breakfast is already cold, and it's about to be lunch time, and you still have to pick up your mother and bring them back? Let's hurry up!
I'll save the rest for next time, and I'll make two more bottles of wine, and while you drink a little wine, I listen to it, and say you loyal little audience, do you think this will work? Lovely daddy, dear daddy?. ”
"Do you believe me when I say it? Just two words 'jealousy', why jealousy? I think when I was a child, my uncle and second master were very good to me, just like you are now.
But after having you, especially after having you, those two old guys actually empathized and left me aside, and they were still in the stinky gutter.
That's it, right? After all, I'm married, and I'm still a father, but they can't, it's okay, as long as they catch me, I'm sad!
Every time it is a scolded dog's bloody head, how miserable it is, I don't know why the two old men are so powerful, so powerful that it is unscientific, it can't be explained clearly with science fiction, and it has been upgraded to fantasy.
As long as they are upset, I will hide in the toilet or in some kind of mountain? They will meet them or appear out of thin air, and there is nowhere to escape.
I'm completely convinced, and now I've seen the two of them, and the speed of my heartbeat, it's rushing up! It felt like my heart was about to explode.
If you want to be opportunistic in front of them, it's impossible, you can't do it at all, I tried it once, and the consequences were even worse, and now I think about it, I'm still frightened, and I keep trembling, two old guys, it's really ruthless enough, and if you don't die, you're a demon.
It's not a shame to say these words, it's just to tell the truth, the two of them, the eldest and the second master, if they get angry, they are not people at all, they are simply immortals, and they will be a mess.
Ah! How could I say so much? Something happened again, and an absolutely unexpected accident happened, secretly telling you a problem, this will be a serious problem.
You must firmly remember that this is not a joke, I am experienced, I have a tragic experience, and I must not speak ill of the uncle and the second master behind my back.
There will be retribution in that way, and the consequences are unpredictable, in a word, or two words? Jealousy, jealousy, will always be jealousy, I'm sorry to say too many words, but there is no way to do it, they also said it, they have all become old men, can they still ask the old man to love the old man? ”
"Smack! Touch! ”
Wu Yunfeng was gushing, as if he had found an opportunity, as if the reservoir had burst, and the words in his heart were spewed out, when he was forgetting himself in the mirror realm.
There was a piece of the ceiling that fell down inexplicably, and it was really effective, and it almost hit him, and it woke him up at once, like a thief, and quickly looked around.
"O woman! It's over, I must have said it just now, the bad words of the uncle and the second master, it may have been sensed by them, this is a terrible thing, our conversation is over, if you have the chance, we will talk again, now it's goodbye, bye! ”
Change will change, as soon as Wu Yunfeng's words fell, he was like a frightened rabbit, he quickly turned around and left, it was really clean and neat, waved his hand, and did not take away a cloud, just like a devil entering the village, it was important to run for his life quickly.
Wu Dingfang was stunned, he never imagined that the wise and tall father would have such a side, is this still the person who used to be able to beat ten people by himself? Could it be that the eldest and second masters are really so powerful, this is obviously a sign of being scared.
Come on! A piece of ceiling, the tall and mighty, old and strong father, was frightened to the point that 'the flowers were discolored', and he fled, and he was really speechless to the ends of the earth.
There are strange things every year, there are a lot of them this year, I should have been used to it, I have to maintain a normal mentality, I'm fine, clean up, go to the uncle and the second master immediately, and eat a meal.
The rice cooked on the wood stove is delicious, and the gas stove is convenient, but it lacks a natural taste, which is not considered a psychological effect.
It should be like this, most people have this kind of problem, they get cheap and sell well, give a little sunshine and it will be bright, and half a piece of baked cake will forget the darkness of the old society.
My dear dad has fled, and I went to pick up my mother and them back like a burning buttocks, the dishes and chopsticks have been washed and brushed, and the hygiene is almost done, and everything that should be cleaned up has been cleaned up, and the dad who should have prepared has already been prepared, and there is nothing to do.
Life is as lonely as snow, really, my father is diligent enough, everything has been done, and he doesn't let her daughter be diligent, this is going to be raised as a pig.
I don't know if it's okay to leave a little bit, even if it's a little meaning? Let my daughter behave too! didn't give him a chance at all, and he was about to spoil it.
A loving mother loses many children, he is going to be a loving father and a more defeated daughter, is he preparing to compare his mother to the rhythm in this aspect, not steaming steamed buns, but also fighting for a breath, it is worth winning in a certain aspect, right?
Look at the time, it's almost eleven o'clock, and the house has become empty, only the cute little second egg, still following him, I really don't know where to go?
At noon, you can't walk the dog, right? What will the people in the neighborhood think? It will definitely look at it with strange eyes, and will definitely think that it is a neurotic person.
So-and-so's daughter has been struck again, poor child! Is this condition coming back again? It's too strong, and I fell down and stood up again and again, God really jokes, why is the fate of a good person so bumpy?
It's really ridiculous to think about it, maybe people are like this, when they were young, before they went to college, how much they wanted to escape from their parents' control and live carefree in a place they couldn't see.
After having a child, being a child's mother, especially after experiencing many things and standing in the thirties of life, I finally figured out that it is really not easy to be a parent, I have never considered myself, and everything I think of is a child.
Except for a very few people, who are born like that, most people, as long as they are not too wolf-hearted, have experienced unforgettable things, and they will be grateful under normal circumstances.
Come on! I don't want to, I don't want to do too much emotion, life is full of uncertainties, and who can say it clearly, even if it is a person who stands at the top, what can he do?
If you get cancer, you will still die, standing on the highest peak, you have to get dressed, otherwise it is not necessarily, you have a cold, you have a big illness caused by a small cold, and you will die immediately after the scenery, it is also possible.