Chapter 295: The severed head is all due to drunkenness
I hurriedly said: "That six-fingered ......" Li Qitang nodded and said, "I also saw it below, but I didn't." ”
Su Zhutou frowned and said, "What kind of trick is this...... This Tang Yan really doesn't look like a ghost. ”
Li Qitang nodded and said, "Let's pay more attention, this Tang Yan is wrong, eighty percent of it is related to the demon law here." ”
I looked at Tang Yan carefully, and I only felt that his face was really pale and terrifying, even under the warm candle flame, it was a little too pale, as if it was a dead man.
But seeing that Tang Yan and Wan Tian'er were happy with the wine, the lady and the girl Xiangyun couldn't stop pushing the cup and sending the lamp, and the rest of the ladies were also very happy, and the room was very happy. Then the lady instructed the maids who had made the paper out, and said, "Today is a good day for Miss Cousin, you have to quickly go and decorate the new house, red silk and red silk, and make all the cave houses look like a cave room, and take the five-colored mandarin duck lanterns and light them, and sprinkle longan, red dates, chestnuts and peanuts into the tent, do you remember?" ”
A few paper maids should come down and get busy arranging.
When Wan Tian'er heard this, it was clear that he would be able to marry this Xiangyun girl today, and he was overjoyed, and hurriedly toasted to the lady and said: "It is the son-in-law who listened to the slander of others, but the ...... It's just that Tang Yan's death is strange, and it is inseparable from your house, so it should be beaten! Fortunately, the misunderstanding was clarified, and the lady never had to worry about the son-in-law, but she was still able to match the Xiangyun girl with her, and she was grateful, with a glass of water and wine, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, and chatting to express respect! As he spoke, he raised his head and drank.
When the lady heard this, she was overjoyed, and she hurriedly raised her wine glass, and said in a loud voice: "Isn't the virtuous son-in-law polite!" It's not a family, it's not a family, it's a fate, what is it called, just call your aunt! Come on, come on, this glass of water and wine, my aunt is also dry! "The femme fatale - venomous daughter
"Yes, aunt." Wan Tian'er blushed, and replied in a rough voice: "In the future, it will naturally be a family, but where my aunt has a good place to get my son-in-law, my son-in-law will go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and he will never give up!" ”
"Oh, the virtuous son-in-law is serious!" The lady hurriedly said: "A small family lives a small life, where is there such a big thing!" It's just relying on the virtuous son-in-law to give us a peace! Come on, come on, the cave room spends candle night, it's better to be happy first! As he spoke, he was busy pouring wine and dishes, and he was very busy.
Wan Tian'er stared at Miss Xiangyun tightly, and only after a long time did she spit out a sentence: "I...... I ......"
Miss Xiangyun smiled and said: "Look at you, you usually claim to be a hero, but now it's good, and you can't say a word, so you're afraid of me, is it possible that I'm a tiger?" ”
"We're not afraid of tigers!" Na Wan Tian'er hurriedly said: "It's just that when we see Miss Xiangyun, this heart is only panicked, and there is nothing in ...... mouth."
"Hahaha, isn't this Wantianer an idiot!" Tang Yan slapped his hands and smiled: "On the day of great joy, there is no need to say more, you need to drink more wine!" As he spoke, he drank bitterly with Wan Tian'er.
Not long after, after three rounds of drinking, Wan Tian'er drank red head and swollen face, but Tang Yan's face was still miserable and pale, and a paper maid came over, covered with red candles, pasted a big red happy word, and said: "Madam, the new house is arranged." "The brother of the crossing is a wolf
When the lady heard this, she hurriedly said: "Wan Daguan, it's not too early, this is a salute, don't miss the good day and the auspicious day!" ”
When Wan Tian'er heard this, she nodded vigorously and looked at the Xiangyun girl, who lowered her head shyly and timidly, and said, "Xiangyun has not been dressed up yet, and she doesn't even have a hijab, so she wants to ......."
"Miss Xiangyun is glamorous, why do you need to dress up!" Tang Yan hurriedly said: "Xiaosheng will come to the main marriage, and after the ceremony, you can get married!" ”
Wan Tian'er hurriedly tugged at the placket of his clothes and said, "But let's." I didn't even wear a red flower, but I was afraid that I had wronged Miss Xiangyun in this ceremony......"
"Okay, okay, a manly husband should be informal, how can he be such a mother-in-law!" Tang Yan couldn't stop urging in his mouth, and shouted a congratulatory message: "Today, Wan Tian'er and Miss Xiangyun are in love and become a couple. Worship heaven and earth! ”
When Wan Tian'er heard this, he hurriedly bowed to Miss Xiangyun and the red candle happy word, and Tang Yan hurriedly shouted again: "Second worship Gaotang!" Wan Tian'er was busy and gave a salute to the lady with Miss Xiangyun, and the ladies were all smiling and congratulating.
Tang Yan shouted again: "Husband and wife! Wan Tian'er got up in a hurry and panicked, and bowed to the Xiangyun girl, only to see that the Xiangyun girl's beautiful face became more and more charming under the reflection of the lights.
"After the ceremony, send it to the cave room!" Tang Yan hurriedly shouted: "Wan Tian'er, you can be regarded as getting your wish, go quickly!" "Clouds and flowing water
Wan Tian'er stood up at this time, supported Miss Xiangyun, and under the guidance of the paper maid, she went straight to the back hall, and the ladies in the room all smiled, and said: "Now, I count on having grandchildren......"
Wan Tian'er probably became happier the more he thought about it, and suddenly turned around, hugged Tang Yan tightly, and said: "You kid really sold a lot of energy for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu was able to get his wish, married his sweetheart, and relied on you!" From now on, the two of us brothers will inevitably be like each other, like brothers! ”
didn't want Tang Yan to give Wan Tian'er a hug, but he didn't speak, Wan Tian'er seemed to be a little puzzled, so he let go of Tang Yan: "How are you ......?"
Unexpectedly, when Tang Yan let go, Tang Yan's head rolled to the ground with a gurgling, and the headless body couldn't stand all of a sudden, and fell to the ground suddenly.
Even though Wan Tian'er regarded himself as a hero and saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned, and one hand just pointed at the embarrassed head, and said in his mouth: "Tang ...... Tang Yan ......"
The ladies present were also dumbfounded, you look at me, I look at you, they were speechless, their expressions were very panicked, only the aunt of the Xiangyun girl rolled her eyes, and screamed: "Ah, virtuous son-in-law! You have great strength, and you have just drunk too much wine, how can you use such strength to actually give Mr. Tang's head ......"
"What do you say...... Wan Tian'er was already overwhelmed by alcohol, and at this time he stumbled backwards: "In this way, Tang Yan's head, I used my strength to get it off?" I killed him? ”
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