94: Mr. Press
Please believe that what others have, don't envy as long as you work hard, one day in the future, time will give you a good start to the day.
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Smile is the most beautiful expression of human beings; Smile is a language that doesn't need to be translated. Smile at yourself and welcome the day with full energy; Smiling at others, the pulse warmly melts away estrangement and indifference. The most brilliant thing in this world is not the sunshine, but your smile, please raise the corners of your mouth by 15 degrees, let us greet the morning light with a smile and light up the mood.
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fled back to the door, Song Dongye didn't ring the doorbell, because it would take time to wait, and directly took out the key to 'click' to open the door, which was simple and direct and saved the most time.
After entering the door, with his back to the door, Song Dongye was relieved, although it was said to be in the form of a half-joke, it was all played around before, but it was really a little shocking to be played by Feitian.
Especially the onlookers of the people who eat melons on the road, their eyes are not joking, or * naked expression, want to see a good show, this time we must control the scene, choose the right time and place, and then exercise the IQ of the second goods, and improve the IQ of yourself is relieved.
Song Dongye's panicked movements jumped Wu Dingfang and Situ Junwen, who were watching TV, slightly, what kind of situation is this? What the hell is he doing?
The mother and daughter were attracted by Song Dongye's expression, a little inexplicable, and their curious thoughts were also hooked. attracted it, so Wu Dingfang turned off the TV and stopped watching TV, no matter how wonderful the TV series is, it is not as attractive as the current situation.
A child's curiosity is the heaviest, and Situ Junwen couldn't help but ask: "Father Dong, why are you doing this?" It's not like the usual one, calm and calm to the appearance of a hero.
Something must have happened, wait a minute, don't say anything yet, and I don't want to hear it, so you just stand there and calm down, let me guess the final result, and then I can keep my head and mind clear to take my mother's torture. I'm just laying the groundwork and asking, it's not important.
Now let me use my IQ and think about what happened, and if I can guess it, I will be able to guess it, because my mom is a smart guy and I inherited 101% of her genes. ”
What the hell are you doing this time, and what kind of routine are you doing.
Song Dongye is really a little crying and laughing, children are too imaginative.
After getting married, in this family, he seems to have the least status, and he will be scolded almost every day, but he is really happy for Mao, and he is in a good mood after the fight, and there is still a little bit of expectation in the vague future, which can be regarded as asking for hardship, right? The presentation of being carried away by love, is this considered very cheap, cheap is very warm, and it is also the ultimate goal of one's own pursuit.
Situ Junwen began to stop talking, became very serious, closed his eyes and sat on the sofa seriously, and began to activate his brain, slowly increasing the regularity of brain waves.
The appearance of being engrossed in it is very funny, Song Dongye and Wu Dingfang were stunned, they really did what they said, and immediately started to act, neither of them knew what to say, and when they grew up, they were definitely a living treasure, no, they were already a living treasure now.
Situ Junwen used two fingers to press against his temples, frowned, closed his mouth, shook up and down, left and right, and the two fingers also began to rotate, turning faster and faster, and it was really presentable.
After about ten seconds, Situ Junwen suddenly stopped his movements, and stood up all of a sudden without warning, startling Song Dongye and Wu Dingfang, this is too good at tossing, right?
What Situ Junwen said next, but Song Dongye gave Lei a scorched exterior and tender inside, and white smoke came out of his whole body, as if his hair stood up, of course, this is a little exaggerated, so don't pay too much attention to these small details.
Wu Dingfang couldn't understand why he gave birth to such a daughter, how cute she looked when she was a child, and she became more and more funny when she grew up, this kind of character is too jumpy, right?
Could it be that this kind of character is also with himself, when he was a child, he didn't seem to be so funny and exaggerated, there must be a problem there, and he has to find a way to straighten her over, and if he goes on like this, he will have to grow up, and he doesn't know if he can still get married.
"I know, it must be like this, he has two possibilities......!" Situ Junwen shouted loudly, as if he had discovered a new continent, and his whole person looked triumphant, like a little rooster with high morale.
Then Situ Junwen continued the topic: "Dad Dong, you must have been chased by a vicious dog or it was dark, the demons and monsters came out, there are those female demons and monsters, seeing that you are too handsome, I want to snatch you back and be Mr. Zhai, you can talk about it, is my analysis right." ”
Don't guess the thoughts of girls, especially the minds of little girls, don't guess, because this can't keep up with the rhythm, and the whimsy is even more irregular, and there are a lot of strange ideas.
It's really weird to hear this kind of divine analysis, right? Song Dongye really couldn't cry or laugh, he really didn't know how to answer, how to answer this question, what to use to answer, he couldn't answer it at all, this was too nerve-wracking, right?
"I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow, eat beef noodles, it's absolutely delicious, old 'mix. Eggs' remember beef noodles. Song Dongye, who was standing in the wind at the door, held back for a long time before he could say such a sentence.
After holding back such a sentence, his eyes blinked violently at Wu Dingfang, hoping to allow himself to leave, if he was entangled with the little ghost, he would definitely not be able to stand it, there was something to keep and wait for the room to be solved, whatever you wanted.
Wu Dingfang understood what he meant, covered his mouth with one hand, resisted the urge to burst into laughter, nodded and signaled, allowing Song Dongye to leave, and the majesty of the head of the family leaked domineeringly.
Song Dongye's answer, Situ Junwen was stunned, this seemed to be different from what she imagined, one was in the east and the other was in the south, she just couldn't think of going together.
Suddenly, she seemed to think of another question, pointed at Song Dongye, who had entered the dormitory like an escape, with one finger, and screamed even louder: "Mom, you don't care, Dongdad, he was scolding me for being sarcastic just now, my young heart is now hurt, and my heart is bleeding." ”
What's going on, Wu Dingfang, who was happy to watch the play, was also stunned, this cute and angry daughter, where did she think of going, so it could work: "He's scolding you there, he didn't sarcastically mock you at all, why can't I understand what you say." ”
"Yes! He just said that he was going to invite me to eat beef noodles, and I was happy, but then he scolded me for being a bastard. eggs, but I'm old there, and I'm obviously just a child, even if it's a bastard. Eggs are also a punk. Egg.
And Mom, I want to solemnly warn you, next time you must pay attention, don't forget your daughter when you have a man, I am your foundation, if you continue like this, be careful that when you two become old men in the future, I will not be you. ”
As if he had been wronged, like a helpless little girl, Situ Junwen said angrily, and after he finished doing it, he left his mother and went to his room.
"I'm ......!"
Wu Dingfang was short of words for a while, what was the reason for this, and once again really realized what it was like to cry and laugh, this daughter was really getting bigger and more eccentric, did she spoil her too much.
If you can't figure it out, then you don't want to, the more you think about it, the more annoying it is, it's just a heartbreaking, heartbreaking, heartbreaking, and brain-wrenching move, even if you think it clearly, what's the use, it's not good at all.
Little girl! This is the time for cranky thoughts, maybe tomorrow she will forget, and she will have to be remembered by new things, and finally she will be able to forget what happened today, and she will never remember it again, and it will not be in her mind from then on.
That's right! Wu Dingfang remembered that Song Dongye seemed to have said something old. Egg Ji's beef noodle restaurant, it's too hateful, if it doesn't work this time, you must ask him to understand.
Thinking of this, Wu Dingfang became happy, or he has been with Song Dongye for a while, and his personality has been assimilated by him, after catching a problem or topic, he will start to use the topic to play, and it is also good to play tricks, maybe it can increase the relationship between husband and wife, why not?
patted his thigh and decided to do so, Wu Dingfang got up from the sofa and began to laugh silently, proud of his thoughts.
Song Dongye is going to be unlucky, but who can blame him? His wife was cultivated by herself, and she often played Feitian very happily, but now she has suffered retribution.
Therefore, it is said that people are watching the sky, there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and no one can escape, it's just that they come early and come late, and sooner or later they will be cleaned up, and the people who are governed will be obedient and promising, basically everyone has a nemesis, unless this person is special, of course, it may also be the most rubbish.
Human life is very long and short, don't make fun of others when you are proud, maybe one day you will be photographed underground, your head will be trampled on the ground and rubbed against it, and you will be in close contact with Mother Earth; Don't give up on yourself when you're unlucky, maybe you stepped on dog shit when you went out that day, and since then you have taken shit luck, and the salted fish has turned over.
This is not an impossible thing, it is absolutely possible, there are many, many examples of salted fish turning over, it seems that there is a very early old movie, and I enjoy doing "Salted Fish Turning Over".