Chapter 16: It's Dirty

Seeing that the young man disliked himself, Liu Wu's self-esteem was greatly hurt, and a ruthless force rushed straight to the brain, grabbed the young man, and forcefully took it into his arms.

I don't know if the young man was overwhelmed, or if he was originally trying to welcome or refuse, he was pulled by the catkins like this, and he was suddenly hugged into his arms by the catkins, and the young man was not allowed to struggle, and the soft lips of the catkins were buckled down in this way.

It's a pity that catkins have lived two lives, and they have never really kissed, and at this moment they are active, grinding and rubbing, like a little flower cat washing their faces, licking indiscriminately, wetting the young man's lips, nose and jaw.

The young man was so frightened that he didn't move, his eyes were shining, like shining stars in the sky, shining into the heart of the catkins; The eyelashes flickered, like the wings of a butterfly, tickling the catkins' cheeks.......

The boy remained motionless, looking at the catkins with harmless eyes, and letting her run wild on his thin lips.

After a long time, the confused catkins finally left the young man's lips, licked the corners of his lips unsatisfied, raised his eyebrows, and said with a confused look: "The first kiss of the old lady and the two lives actually gave a yellow-skinned essence ......."

The young man stood up straight, his eyebrows wrinkled into a 10,000-year-old ravine, and he wiped the residual saliva on his face, mouth, and chin with the sleeves of his shirt, and said angrily: "It's just dirty, and it's not hungry, it's not as delicious as bird meat......"

Liu Fu was stunned, he had saved two lifetimes of character, and finally got a handsome guy with the best high-quality yellow skin after his death, and his mind was like turning over the river and the sea, flashing countless pictures that were inappropriate for children, but the other party said that his kiss was not as delicious as bird meat?

The catkins' heart seemed to have been pierced by ten thousand arrows, shattered into countless flesh foam, and the old lady's first kiss died suddenly under the mouth of a yellow-skinned spirit who looked like everyone and gods......

The blood in the catkins' head finally surged, his eyes rolled up, and with his tragic appearance, he collapsed to the ground.

Following the direction of the collapse of the catkins, looking at the remaining yellow-skinned corpses on the ground, the young man bloomed a sudden smile and muttered to himself: "It turned out that he was stupid by the yellow-skinned seeds, no wonder he wanted to eat the meat on my lips and fed me with saliva, what a big fool." But this yellow skin, Nan'er has eaten several of them, although the fart stinks, the meat does not stink. ”

The young man lowered his head happily, stretched out his hand, picked up the yellow skin on the ground, saw that there was a small knife inserted in it, pulled it out hard, frowned at the blood dripping on the knife, lowered his head and rubbed it on the placket of the catkins, it was as clean as ever, and then he took the knife into his arms.

Turned around and left, walked two steps, turned back to the catkins, took out two pieces of broken silver from his arms, compared them for a long time, and finally put the small pieces of broken silver in the palm of the catkins, and buckled the basket on the catkins again, and then left satisfied.

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"Vomit ......" Liu Wu only felt that his throat and eyes were astringent for a while, and then he felt nauseous in his stomach, and he opened his mouth and vomited wildly, until he spit out the last mouthful of bitter water, and then he was empty, looking at the culprit who tossed himself half to death, ----- cousin Liu Changdi.

Although Liu Ya was anxious to save the eldest sister, she also had a heart, afraid that she would tell the Zhou family that Liu Wu had killed Huang Daxian'er, and she would not be able to tolerate the three rooms from now on, so she temporarily changed her mind and found Liu Changdi.

Seeing Liu Fu wake up, Liu Changdi breathed a sigh of relief, and then frowned and said angrily: "You girl, dare to provoke anything, Huangpizi is something that we mortals can provoke?" Fortunately, Huang Pizi didn't care, and you were less poisoned......"

Liu Wu tried to stand up straight, stretched out his arms, raised his legs again, and said with a sneer: "Uncle Changdi, I'm fine, it's all the buds that care, it's all ......."

Liu Fu's eyes searched for the dead body of Huangpizi, and he found that there was only the vole that was bitten to death by Huangpizi on the ground, and there was no shadow of Huangpizi at all, and even his own knife was missing.

Liu Wu's heart suddenly sudden, isn't the dream he just had real? I have even experienced such an unbelievable thing through it, so it is possible to stay for a long time on the fairy Baihua fairy, the fox demon snake fairy Huang and the half fairy, right?!

However, that Huang Daxian seems to have been forcibly kissed by herself, if it weren't for the thread in her brain, it is estimated that she would be able to stage a plot to explore the origin of mankind.

Liu Wu's face was as red as a shrimp freshly put into the pot, and it quickly turned red, and he wanted to slap himself: I didn't expect it, Liu Wu, you are such a rotten girl, I look down on you!! Either simply to the end, I don't want to have those who don't; Either rot to the end, and then act thoroughly, now so half-rotten and not rotten, let me think cranky?

I must have been poisoned by Huangzi's skin essence, it must be.

Liu Fu was half suspicious and half regretful, why didn't he look at the young man's ass at that time, but the yellow skin's ass was inserted by himself and took the stinky bag.

Liu Wu clenched his palm, the small cloth bag wrapped in the stinky bag was still there, and strangely, there was about one or two more pieces of silver in the palm.

Liu Wu's mind finally returned, and he could be sure that the young man was not Huang Daxian'er, but a stupid person who liked to steal meat and eat it.

It's not stealing, the young man Ah Huang left a tael of silver, which is considered to be a balance of money and goods, and they don't owe each other.

Liu Wu has already made the villagers of Liuhe Village familiar, but this young man has never seen it, and he should not be from Liuhe Village.

Liuhe Village is located in a mountain col, an hour and a half away from the town, and an hour and a half away from the nearest Zhouzhuang, who is this young man? If you are not from Liuhe Village, why did you come to the mountain boundary of Liuhe Village?

Liu Changdi saw that Liu Wu's face was uncertain, and suddenly his little face was entangled, and suddenly he was comfortable and happy, and asked with a worried face: "Xu'er, is there anything uncomfortable?" Are you still dizzy and dizzy? Got a clear mind? ”

Liu Wu glanced at Liu Ya undetectably, and said obediently: "Uncle Changdi, it's Liu Ya who has a bad look, where is there any Wong Tai Sin?" Wong Tai Sin is a great immortal, how can I be a mortal who can kill him if he says he can kill it? It was this vole, which I buckled with a basket, lifted the basket, and came straight to me, I pinched it hard, and I used it so hard that I strangled it to death, and I bled so much blood, I fainted......"

Liu Ya stroked her forehead and nodded awkwardly.

Liu Changdi looked at the vole on the ground, the vole's mouth was full of dandruff, and the center of the body was full of flesh and blood, and even the five organs inside could be seen.

Looking at Liu Ya's right palm, there are indeed residual bloodstains, but I didn't expect that the usually soft and weak female baby could burst out with this terrifying courage and strength at a critical moment, and pinched out the vole out of her stomach and intestines......

Although he was skeptical, Liu Changdi still comforted himself and chose to believe what Liu Wu said, as long as it was not Huang Daxian'er.

You know, this yellow skin is not provoked at random, in the past disaster year, there was a hunter who did not believe in evil, caught Huang Daxian to eat meat, and jumped off the cliff by himself;

Another hunter dug Wong Tai Sin's cave by mistake, and was later found hanging directly from a crooked-necked tree next to the cave, with his tongue sticking out and his eyes glowing green.......

Seeing that Liu Changdi had seemed to believe his words, Liu Wu's heart was relieved, and the strange taste in his mouth overflowed again, and he lowered his head and retched again, vomiting a mouthful of bitterness.

Liu Wu's body sat on the ground as if it had been hollowed out, and said with a bitter face: "Uncle Changdi, what are you drinking, this smell is so bad, I always make nausea......"

Liu Changdi nodded clearly: "Xu'er, Ya'er just arrived at home and said that you were fascinated by the yellow skin, I filled a pot of brush pot water, mixed with the ash at the bottom of the pot, it would be good to be able to induce vomiting......"

"Wow......" The catkins that had stopped spitting were vomited again.

Liu Ya's sad face was amused by her sister's painful appearance, and she said with a small mouth like pouring beans: "Eldest sister, Uncle Changdi came to see you in a hurry, and took the pot of water, if you don't spit it out, my aunt still has a way to wait for you at home!" You've got to wake up......"

Liu Wu's face turned black into the bottom of the pot, and he knew without asking that his aunt's trick of inducing vomiting could only make people vomit more than brushing pot water, and it would make people sick for a long time listening to it.

Although Liu Changdi's two-person vomiting trick is quite yin, the concern behind this yinyin damage makes Liu Wu's heart warm and full.