Early in the morning.

Bai Xiaofeng got up and bought breakfast and returned to the haunted house.

Then he sat down with Huo Quai, Pi Pi Long Huiniang, and ate it.

No way.

In the past, everything I used to cook was dried beans.

Now that Doudou is still in a coma, this kind of thing will fall on Bai Xiaofeng.

In comparison, if Huo Quzhi or Pi Pi Long Hui Niang go to buy breakfast, he thinks it is more reliable to go by himself.

"Hua Qingyue should be awake, right?"

Huo Quzhi took a fritter and ate it without hurry.

Bai Xiaofeng took a sip of soy milk and said, "I don't know, I guess I'll come back when I wake up." ”

"You're not afraid he'll blow up?" Huo Quzhi's expression was a little cold.

Bai Xiaofeng smiled: "If you don't give him a little stimulation, he will have to be so rigid when he gets drunk in the future." ”

Pi Pi Long on the side took a hard breath at a pile of buns, and then said with a satisfied face: "Master, you really pitted Hua Niangniang last night?" ”

"Didn't you tell you when you came back last night?" Bai Xiaofeng asked rhetorically.

The light in Pi Pi Long's eyes flickered a few times: "No, don't I believe it?" Hua Niangniang is so motherly, you put him and that man on the same bed, what if the man wakes up and sees Hua Niangniang so beautiful, what can you do? ”

Hear the words.

Bai Xiaofeng and Huo Quzhi were stunned at the same time.

Oh no!

Apparently, did you really ignore this?

With Hua Niangniang's face of sinking fish and falling geese and closing the moon and shy flowers, at first glance, it will really make people know that An can distinguish him from male and female.

"Oops...... Last night's excitement was so exciting, I should have known that I should have gone with my master. ”

Hui Niang's fleshy paws grabbed a few noodles and stuffed them into her mouth: "It's a pity." ”

Bai Xiaofeng came back to his senses and glanced at Huo Quai: "It should be, it won't be, right?" Hua Niangniang is also a five-grade heavenly master, so she won't be pressed to the ground by an ordinary man, right? ”

Huo Quzhi frowned: "It's hard to say, what if the man wakes up early?" ”

"Hiss~"

Bai Xiaofeng couldn't help but gasp.

The picture of Hua Niangniang and the congratulatory letter suddenly appeared in my mind, which was spicy.

"Oops...... It's a pity, why don't we go check it out now? Hui Niang suddenly proposed.

As soon as the words fell.

Bai Xiaofeng's mobile phone rang suddenly.

He hurriedly took it out and saw that it was Hua Qingyue calling.

Suddenly, Bai Xiaofeng's brows furrowed, and he glanced at Huo Quai.

Then, he took a deep breath and connected the phone.

"Ahh ~”

As soon as it was connected, Hua Niangniang's earth-shattering screams came from the other end of the phone.

The shock made Bai Xiaofeng's eardrums suffer from severe pain, and he couldn't help but grin his teeth.

"Bastard! Beast! Bai Xiaofeng, you are a street boy, you are a ......"

On the other end of the phone, Hua Niangniang scolded as if she had fired a machine gun.

Bai Xiaofeng was shocked when he heard it, was he really told by Pi Pilong?

It shouldn't be.

Even if the congratulatory letter woke up before Hua Niangniang, he couldn't help but look at Hua Niangniang's appearance.

But Hua Niangniang is not dead, she was stabbed, don't you know the pain, don't you know how to resist?

With Hua Niangniang's strength, if she wants to resist the congratulatory letter, it's just a matter of minutes.

Unless he doesn't want to resist.

Unless he's a delicate and pretentious lady in his heart.

But if that's the case, what the hell is he scolding the street now?

was wondering, Hua Qingyue on the phone finally stopped scolding the street, and began to cry.

"Why? Why is it that when I wake up, there is a naked man next to me? Why, I'm also red-striped? ”

Wait a minute!

Bai Xiaofeng's eyes lit up, and she blurted out, "Hua Niangniang, haven't you been corrected on the spot?" ”

Quiet.

On the other end of the phone, there was dead silence.

It lasted about ten seconds.

“MMP！” Hua Qingyue's scolding voice rang on the phone: "You, what are you thinking about?" ”

Bai Xiaofeng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he had indeed not been corrected.

Hua Niangniang's reaction now is also an expected normal reaction.

After all, a man woke up early in the morning and looked at a naked man lying beside him.

You can't expect him to hold his hands in small fists and say excitedly: so happy, so delicious, so delicious, I feel that my life has reached the peak, right?

Thinking about it, he smiled: "Oh, that's okay, are you coming back by yourself, or are we going to pick you up?" ”

"It's okay?!"

On the other end of the phone, Hua Qingyue was stunned.

Bastard!

Stinky and shameless, no conscience!

Lao Tzu is like this, are you okay?

Therefore, Hua Qingyue was furious.

"Hit the streets...... Bai Xiaofeng, you ......"

Smack!

Without waiting for Hua Qingyue to finish scolding, Bai Xiaofeng hung up the phone directly.

Huo Quzhi on the side took a bite of the fritters, his mouth was full of the aroma of oil, and he asked while chewing, "Awake?" Scared? Did something happen? ”

Bai Xiaofeng nodded: "It's okay, but I'm scared." ”

"Pick him up?" Huo Quzhi asked.

As soon as the words fell.

Hui Niang on the side nodded excitedly: "Oops...... I really want to see it. ”

"Hui Niang, you have to be reserved." Pi Pi Long said to Hui Niang with a serious face.

Hui Niang shook her little head: "Oops...... A handsome guy like Hua Niangniang, hugging and fighting with men, can't be reserved, ......"

As she spoke, Hui Niang also gasped.

Bai Xiaofeng was speechless for a while, shook his head, and said, "When he comes back by himself, who let him scold me?" ”

"Well, that's fine."

Huo Quzhi nodded and continued to eat fried dough sticks, this kind of food was much more delicious than what he ate back then.

"Alas......" Hearing this, Huiniang hung her little head in frustration, "It's a pity." ”

I waited for about an hour.

Hua Niangniang broke into the door angrily.

As soon as he entered the house, his eyes were red, and he pounced towards Bai Xiaofeng like a mad beast.

Bai Xiaofeng shook his right hand: "Are you sure, you beat Uncle Ben?" ”

Hua Qingyue was stunned, stopped in place, gritted her teeth and said: "If you can't beat it, you have to fight, it's about Lao Tzu's innocence, I have to hammer you today!" ”

"Oh, then you're going to beat Uncle Ben." Bai Xiaofeng moved his neck and made a clicking sound.

"Okay, you wait, Lao Tzu will beat you right away." Hua Qingyue gritted her teeth and said, still stopping in place.

"You'd better hurry."

Bai Xiaofeng moved his wrist twice, making a clicking sound.

"You are so dead, I will beat you to death today to prove my innocence!" Hua Qingyue's face was hideous, like a fierce beast.

Bai Xiaofeng helplessly glanced at Hua Qingyue, who had been standing in place and did not move: "Then you, do it?" ”

"Alas......"

As soon as the words fell, Hui Niang, who was lying on the sofa, became disdainful: "Cowardice." ”

Pi Pi Long shook the dragon's tail: "People don't talk much, you have to look at Brother Huo, Hua Niangniang's pretense is so level, bad reviews." ”

Huo Quzhi, who was originally going to persuade him, shrugged his shoulders: "If you had fought the Huns in Mobei back then, you would have been killed eight hundred times, so I would have started the live broadcast." ”

"......" Hua Qingyue.

He's so angry.

People are really hot.

I really can't beat this shameless street boy.