Chapter 710: Autumn Harvest Celebration of the Eighth Year VI
When the last red of the sunset disappears into the sky, the autumn harvest celebration of the crocodile collar begins as scheduled. However, there is nothing new in the process, with fireworks, speeches, and a friendly match between Duke Crocodile and Saburu Hail as the opening ceremony. On the side, there is no mission from the Red Mountain Kingdom.
In terms of the square, it is still lively and crowded, and there are already enough flowing water seats for wine and meat. On the opposite side, the four floors are arranged in the same arrangement as before, with a large kitchen below. The upper three layers are the three middle and low ring magicians and their families.
It's just that this year, the rooftop terrace is different, and it's finally opened. The crocodile collar has two home-grown non-aqueous high rings. One fire-based seven-ring, the other earth-based seven-ring, is accompanied by the crocodile duke's sister, the lady of the morning dew with a straight stomach, to give face.
Due to the conscious breeding and cultivation of the herd last year, this year's calves with water magic talents have a blowout, which not only satisfies the arrears of the previous prizes, but also has a surplus. This makes this year's ring fight extremely fierce.
In other words, serious injuries such as losing arms and legs are very common. Let the few people in charge of medical treatment be busy, and finally the crocodile duke personally participated in the first aid to maintain the scene.
On the other hand, the four-story building has once again reduced the food supply, but has instead given more free snacks and fruit drinks. It's not discriminatory treatment, it's just that the appetite of these three types of magicians really can't be compared with that of water magic warriors. There was a lot left the year before last, and a small half was left last year, which is indeed a waste of food and meat.
When these people are well fed and drunk, it's still movie time. And the main theme is the one-horned fairy fairy series of movies. Due to the influence of the 'Three Days of Darkness', the two unicorns dissipated directly. It's an opportunity to reinvent them.
said that in the corner private room on the first floor of the four-story building, Emily and Jiao Ming's master and apprentice, as well as the Gag family, got along harmoniously. After a brief meal and drink, Jiao Ming saw the beginning of the movie, worried about the success or failure of the 'resurrection', and left with a confession.
For the time being, Emily was in a good mood and exchanged experiences with the Gag family about qi magic. Due to the deliberate concealment, there is no Emily's human star in the sky, but it also avoids many compliments.
In the lower dark room, the magic of the one-horned fairy fairy is well underway. Binglian and Xiaoshi are both proficient, and everything is in order. It didn't take long for the mighty and majestic one-horned fairy monster 'Mine Ball' to appear in front of everyone again.
Although the name is the same, this is clearly not the previous one. Not only is the strength of the soul weak, but judging from the teasing interaction, there is also a significant lack of spirituality. But that's not a problem, as a rule of thumb, you only need to increase the strength of your soul by feeding, and at this moment, all around you are food.
It didn't take much effort for three special concretions the size of a washbasin to be collected and condensed. The ore ball continued to wander in place, stunned and did not step forward, but its eating instinct was also a little weak.
The three of them looked at each other the same, and they didn't dare to act rashly about the new situation, so they simply called Flashscales. The unicorn lover didn't think much about it, grabbed the pet with his left hand, grabbed the special condensate mass with his right hand, and stuffed it directly to his mouth.
Jiao Ming twitched the corners of his mouth and wanted to stop it, but seeing that the unicorn fairy spirit really started eating, he could only shut up. Binglian noticed this and chuckled secretly. Jiao Ming glared angrily, and then smiled.
Soon, the second installment of the Unicorn series began to be shown outside. And in this dark room, the female one-horned fairy fairy white armor also reappeared, and by the way, there were six new special condensation foods, all the size of a basin, and half of the two one-horned fairy spirits.
The last time the white-armored freshman was on Dwarven Island, then dissipated, and did not show up in the crocodile collar, and did not show up in front of the scales again. And Jiao Ming and the three of them thought that Shining Scales would be overjoyed, but in fact, this girl was not interested.
"You don't like this?" Jiao Ming asked.
"No horns, not good-looking. Flashing replied, not taking his eyes off the ore ball at all.
This differential treatment is really powerful, Jiao Ming rolled his eyes, and half-yellow jokes such as 'male trait worship' appeared in his mind, but he still held back. only reminded: "But have you ever thought that if you serve these two well, you may be able to give birth to many unicorns." ”
Flashing scales were stunned, his mouth gradually widened, and he hurriedly grabbed the white armor in his hand.
The matter came to an end for the time being, and the four of them discussed the plot concept of the third part of the movie, but unfortunately there were no good ideas. Eventually, Shining Scales brings the topic to the birth of a little unicorn, asking how this thing gave birth to a child.
"You have raised so many before, haven't you observed?" Jiao Ming asked.
Flashscale's expression was slightly embarrassed. "I tried it when I was a child, but all the ones I caught were horned males. Later, I understood the situation, but I didn't have so much time for this, so I just caught it and played for a while and then let it go. ”
Including the two bodyguards, everyone present laughed when they heard it.
Jiao Ming said: "I guess, it doesn't matter how the real unicorn fairy breeds the next generation. The important thing is that through the movie, people think about how the unicorn fairy reproduces the next generation. This is evidenced by the digestive system of the unicorn fairy spirit. ”
Xiao Shi nodded, but Binglian wanted to go deeper. "I think it's still important to respect that, according to the experience of your hometown, we are always going to carry out universal education in natural sciences. However, if there is too much deviation, there may be some problems under the conflict of concepts. ”
"Indeed, there is nothing wrong with prudence. ”
Jiao Ming immediately agreed. In my heart, I remembered that at the turn of the century, the 'millennium bug' that made a lot of noise on the Internet was nothing more than a lazy steal when the time number was first set. At this time, it does not take much effort to observe and collect evidence, but it can avoid trouble.
Next, Xiao Shi continued to make food to increase her proficiency, and after making sure that the two unicorns were eating happily, Shining Scale also went out to play with their friends.
Binglian dragged Jiao Ming to a secluded place outside and asked him about the results of his conversation with Master Emily.
"At least I'm optimistic about it, and I'm going to be honest and clear
"Okay. Binglian reluctantly accepted. If you change to those flamboyant aristocratic youths in the southern essence area, you may be able to handle it more smoothly, but in this way, it is no longer Jiao Ming's style, which may not be a good thing.
"When Master Emily goes to rest, there is a problem waiting for you. ”
"What?" Jiao Ming asked suspiciously.
"Of course, it's a confession, in fact, I should have gone this way last year, but I was messed up by that giant. ”
Jiao Ming then remembered that he had indeed promised such a thing at the autumn harvest celebration the year before last, but when it came to the end, he was a little worried. Those relatives such as seven aunts, eight aunts, three uncles and grandfathers, except for trying their best to show respect, really don't know how to get along. If they rely on the old and sell the old and persuade some feudal ideas, it will be even more embarrassing.
"I see, I'll look for you then. ”
"Look at your appearance on the execution ground. Ice Lotus chuckled. "You didn't notice the timing problem?"
Jiao Ming was stunned for a moment, and soon became stunned. When I was smashed by that ascetic last year, it was already the middle of the night. If this year's schedule were the same, those relatives would have been drunk and delirious, and the process would have been much easier.
"Nice little tricks. ”
"Thank you for the compliment. ”
A few hours later, just as Ice Lotus had predicted, the group of water-based magic warriors were completely drunk. The kinship near and far introduced a pony, and Jiao Ming tried hard to remember. On the other side, most of them were confused, and there were even white-bearded old men who called Jiao Ming's second uncle in turn.
However, among them, of course, there are also those who are more sober, as well as those that Jiao Ming had some impressions before.
For example, the two elders also explained that Ding Xingwang and the like. Another example is Uncle Brose, who actively participated in the construction of the house when he first used the labor to fool everyone, and the old lady who is still the director of the Magic Research Institute, and a few years ago, it can be regarded as a matchmaker for Jiao Ming, who was awkward.
As for his peers, Jiao Ming looked a little familiar with several people. But there is not much contact at ordinary times, and it has nothing to do with being unsociable, this is still the pot of the traditional way of ruling the crocodile. Deliberately divide Binglian's peers into the previous generation and make a certain isolation, so that Binglian can establish absolute prestige in the new generation such as Shining Scale Blackstone, and facilitate the stability of the new generation of leadership groups. Of course, the spring rain is the only exception.
So through this time, Jiao Ming can roughly distinguish clearly. And passed this level more easily than expected, and the long-delayed etiquette was finally fulfilled, and Jiao Ming was in a pretty good mood.
But this good mood was completely broken at noon the next day. The twin sisters came over in a panic and said that the ordinary parent who was willing to cooperate in reporting the deduction in the canteen was missing.
Although he had a bad premonition, Jiao Ming still wanted to confirm whether it would be a temporary loss of contact of an ordinary nature.
"We made a spatial mark on him, but it didn't work. ”
"Dead, or cleared?" Jiao Ming narrowed his eyes. In the way of spatial marking taught to twin sisters, the feeling of being split apart or cleared by the marker is slightly different, with the former being more abrupt.
"When I woke up this morning, I had no sense. I have no memory of how it feels when it fails. One of the twins replied weakly. Another added: "So it's more likely to be cleared." ”
Jiao Ming nodded, this is good news.
... Hehe, now that you and Stuffy Gourd are the bosses, I can only come out and wander around with nothing to do. It's miserable enough, what else do you want? Besides, I don't control my body at all, I just borrow your vision to look at the surrounding situation, and you don't let it? Everyone is your own person, don't be so picky...
Jiao Ming held his forehead with one hand, feeling extremely headache.
Luohua, who was standing on the side, immediately asked with concern, "Are you okay, do you want to rub your forehead?"
Due to the problem of heirs, Luohua has become more and more proactive in the past six months. Jiao Ming is warm and comfortable, but he also has guilt, and there is a kind of self-blame and self-pity for his degeneration into male instinct.
"I'm fine. It's just that the madman, that guy is nagging in his head again. Jiao Ming said, noticing the loss that his beautiful personal maid tried to hide, and his heart softened after all. "Well, I do need to press it, I'm sorry for you. ”
"This is the duty of a valet and there is no need to thank you. Luo Hua raised her eyebrows, walked quickly behind Jiao Ming, and half-hugged Jiao Ming's head into her arms.
"I've already told you, but I'd like to remind you one more time about this silly girl. The Silent Personality has awakened, and therefore the Madman Personality is no longer fully in control. When they control their bodies, you need to pay attention to the changes in their posture and movements, and then protect yourself. ”
"Well, besides, I'm not a silly girl. Luo Hua distinguished, but her tone was full of sweetness.
After enjoying a moment of silence, Jiao Ming stumbled and spoke. "It's not just about protecting yourself, it's about avoiding contact. Even though they are different personalities and have the same body, I still have a feeling of awkwardness and jealousy, huh- you know what I mean?"
"I remembered. In fact, when I was in the Red Mountain Kingdom, I had this experience. ”
Luohua solemnly promised, and a sense of happiness of being loved surged in her heart, and she couldn't help but hug Jiao Ming's head tighter. On the whole, the effect of the slender fingers on the forehead has been limited, but the soft cushion on the back of the head makes Jiao Ming's mind more relaxed.
It wasn't until footsteps sounded outside the door that Jiao Ming came back to his senses from the gentle township, patted the back of Luohua's hand, and sat up straight. At the same time, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Jiao Ming commanded.
The door was gently pushed open, revealing two short figures, who shouted in unison, "Master!"
This is none other than the cheap twin apprentices from the Red Mountain Kingdom: Kanty and Manty, who were sent here two years ago due to the internal turmoil in the Red Mountain Kingdom. At this time, they were wearing well-fitting maid clothes, which made them even more delicate. After all, it is a side royal bloodline, with greater autonomy, and the face shape has been continuously improved, it is not a beauty embryo, but it is above the passing line after all.
"Hmm. Jiao Ming responded, revealing a fatherly smile. Since having a son, I have become more aware of the mentality of being a parent, and I am more relaxed when dealing with these teenage children, and I am no longer at a loss and subconsciously avoiding.
The two little girls immediately smiled, jumped forward, and heard Luohua's light cough reminder halfway, and then returned to their dignified demeanor. Jiao Ming secretly pinched Luohua's hand, and smiled at the two apprentices: "Don't be restrained, tell me what to do with finding a teacher?"
Since Jiao Ming has more and more jurisdictional matters, he naturally needs a team, so Luo Hua handles related matters as a 'big secretary'. After pulling up a group of people, these two little guys who have a psychological shadow on the Red Mountain Kingdom also volunteered to join in, and did not hesitate to start from the lowest clerks.
As for this maid's dress, it is just a layer of decoration that relieves trouble, making it easy to move within the old system. In the minds of some stubborn old fellows, the Gentile apprentice of the lord's son-in-law and the apprentice maid of the crocodile family are completely different identities.
"Report to the master, we found something. One of the twins said, and the other added. "But after correcting it, it didn't work, so I had to ask you. ”
"Tell me in detail. Jiao Ming got up and walked around the table, touched the heads of the two little ones, and led them to sit down on the bench.