Chapter 165: Microphone

||->-> Chapter 166 of the text is a microphone

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Lu Kaijun and Wan Shugao both looked at the bones, shocked and frightened. Lu Kaijun was about to turn around in the boat, but was stopped by Ding Ermiao. Ding Ermiao spoke, but his eyes did not look at the skeleton, but stared at the water under the skeleton with a calm face.

Li Weinian bent down, picked up a willow leaf dart from the board, waved his hand and shot it.

Sou!

Unexpectedly, this guy's recent dart practice has been very good, and the willow leaf dart pierced into the hole in the right eye of the skeleton in it with the sound of breaking the air.

If it was a living person, then it would be beaten into a one-eyed dragon by his dart.

But the skeleton took a dart, but its body shook slightly, and it did not slow down.

The skeleton is getting closer and closer, and it looks like it is about to collide with the fishing boat.

Ding Ermiao suddenly stretched out the middle finger of his left hand and pressed it in the palm of his right hand.

The wound that had just been cut by the blade of the sword was bleeding again in an instant. Ding Ermiao turned his left wrist, drew a blood talisman in the palm of his right hand, raised his hand, and slashed at the water where the skeleton stood in the middle, and shouted at the same time: "Demon, let you taste my Maoshan palm thunder!" ”

"Boom β€”β€”!"

There was a muffled sound, accompanied by a red light.

The skeleton was blown apart, its bones flew in all directions, and a terrible scream came from under the water: "Babble...... Yes! ”

The cry is like a baby's night cry, and it is like a wild cat calling spring, and the person who pierces it is covered in hair.

Ding Ermiao sneered, waved his hand again, and a red light struck again: "Bang......!" ”

Under the surface of the water, a black thing turned up, flashed and disappeared on the surface of the water, leaving a trail of blood, which slowly rippled in the river and gradually thinned......

The two skeletons on the left and right also suddenly tilted at this moment, fell into the water, and slowly sank to the bottom of the pool.

The surface of the pool was calm again.

Lu Kaijun wiped his sweat, glanced at Ding Ermiao with great admiration, and continued to drive the boat forward.

"Brother Ermiao, is that a ghost? How can ghosts have blood? Wan Shugao asked in surprise.

The voice of the tethered pillar floated out again: "That's not a ghost, it's just that there are a few otters under the water, holding human bones and pretending to be ghosts." The otter has a human intestine in its mouth as a microphone, and the other end of the microphone goes to the mouth of the bone, and then they laugh in the water, and the laughter comes out of the bone's mouth......"

Li Weinian made a stirring and used human intestines as a microphone, these water ghosts are really evil!

"I see," Wan Shugao asked, "How do you know so clearly?" ”

"I've been here before, I've played all these tricks, of course I understand!" The pillar smirked:

"Brother Er Miao ...... just now, no, no, it's Master Ding, he exploded the skeleton with a palm thunder, and some broken bones pierced the otter, so there were blood stains coming out, understand?"

This little ghost has been with Ding Ermiao and others for some time, and he even followed the names of Li Weinian and Wan Shugao and called Ding Ermiao Brother Ermiao.

"Little thing, the seller seeks glory, and he still has the face to talk about it here!" While the tether was complacent, a curse suddenly came from nowhere, buzzing.

When the tether pillar heard this sound, he seemed to be startled, and he actually swept up from the water with a gust of wind, got into the cabin, showed a human form, and said to Ding Ermiao: "This is the ghost boss at the bottom of the pool, called Wang Huzi!" ”

It seems that the king beard who spoke just now is the former owner of the chain, otherwise, if he sells the lord to seek glory, there is no way to talk about it.

The sudden appearance of the ghost child on the shackle also scared Lu Kaijun half to death. While he was at the helm, he turned his head to look at the tether pillar and asked Ding Ermiao: "Little brother, this and this...... Who is this kid? ”

"Lu Dabao, you don't know me, but I know you!" Lianzhu glared and said, "I know both your great-grandfather and grandfather. ”

It has been more than 100 years since the death of the tethered pillar, and after being rescued by Luzhu from Suolongtan, he has been wandering around all day, and it is not surprising that he knows Lu Kaijun's great-grandfather and grandfather.

"Huh? How do you know my nickname...... Called Dabao? Lu Kaijun was shocked and frightened.

"Hee-hee...... of course I know. Your family lives in Xihetan Huaishuzhuang, and your wife's name is Cuizhen, who has been a baby since childhood. When you can't speak, I often take you to play, but your parents can't see me. You were fun when you were a kid, and now the older you get, the less fun you get, and I don't bother to look for you. ”

"Enough rambling? You were suffocated by words in your last life? Words are more than fart! Ding Ermiao glared at the pillar and told him to shut up.

The shackle immediately shut up and hid in the cabin, not daring to show his head.

The boat was moving steadily, Ding Ermiao took a deep breath, and shouted forward: "The water ghost who spoke just now, listen to me." Ding Ermiao, a disciple of Maoshan here, has the courage to show up! ”

"See it, you need guts? Do you think I was scared to death in my last life? A gloomy voice rang out. Not far ahead, the water splashed, and a man in a coarse cloth blue coat floated on his back on the water.

The sun was scorching, shining on his puffy face, like a dead body that had been soaked in water for days, and there was no trace of life in sight, which made people sick to their stomachs.

That beard was very majestic, swaying slightly with the waves.

At this time, it was not far from the north shore.

Ding Ermiao pointed to the north shore and asked Lu Kaijun to continue to go straight, while looking at the "floating corpse" and said, "What kind of king beard are you?" is so bold, he actually detained the soul of my junior sister Wu Zhanzhan! ”

The "floating corpse" suddenly straightened up, sat on the water and sneered:

"That little girl just now, is that your junior sister? She relied on the fact that she was a disciple of Maoshan and forcibly broke into our mansion, and threatened to arrest all of us to the underworld, which is really no ghost in her eyes! People don't commit ghosts, ghosts don't offend people, and now it's like this, and she is also to blame, no wonder my king has a beard. ”

"Ridiculous! Maoshan disciples, every ghost will be caught. Ding Ermiao pointed at the "floating corpse" and shouted loudly: "My junior sister walks the way for the sky, maintains the order of yin and yang, and sends you to the place where you should go, what is there that you can't commit?" With a few of you water ghosts, you dare to be enemies of Maoshan disciples? ”

The floating corpse raised his head and laughed: "Maintain the order of yin and yang? It also depends on how good you are! I just used a little trick, and your junior sister threw herself into the net and made me laugh off my big teeth! ”

"Laugh off the big teeth? Beware I'll break your ghost teeth later! Ding Ermiao sneered:

"Wang Huzi, I'll give you three minutes to think about it. If you know each other, hurry up and hand over my junior sister's soul, and I can send you lightly. If you dare to disobey, I will definitely level the lock Longtan, and tell you to wait for a hundred years of cultivation and be ruined! ”

"Good! A few of us brothers, I will accompany you in the fight today. Catch the junior sister, and then arrest the senior brother. Happy, happy! ”

Wang Huzi suddenly wiped his face, and the swollen and ugly face just now turned into a living human face. The eyes are bronze bells, the nose is like a hanging gall, the face of the Chinese character, the beard, and the self-esteem is not angry.

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