Chapter 2: Lewd Men
Liu Wu was so startled that she retreated again and again, and gradually retreated to the field stalks, looking around to see if anyone could call for help, obviously she was going to be disappointed.
It was the middle of winter, and the farmers would not get up so early, and the villagers who wanted to enter the town had already gotten up early and left in ox carts, which was the time when people were inaccessible.
The edge of the field stalk is a canal drained in spring, and the catkins have never paid attention to it when they come here.
The canal has long been frozen dry, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and the catkins lie at the bottom as soon as they are planted, and the hay on the side of the canal is overgrown, and there is no shadow in an instant.
Ma Liu'er was very happy, afraid that someone would see the small basket of the two, so he kicked the small basket into the dry grass on the edge of the field, and threw himself down despite the cold of the canal.
Ma Liu'er was in a hurry, but she ignored a problem, Liu Wu was a female baby, perennially malnourished, thin and small, and happened to lie at the bottom of the ditch;
Ma Liu is a man, and he is lazy and lazy, he is fat, and his body is stuck in the middle of the wide and narrow canal at the top and can't move, and the soil on both sides is sandwiched with water, frozen into a sharp frozen lump, and Kade Ma Liu screams in mourning.
Liu Wu, who was already nervous, was suddenly amused by the scene in front of her, although it was very inappropriate, she really couldn't help laughing.
At this time, the two of them, the catkins were lying under the canal, separated by a foot in the air, and Ma Liu'er, who wanted to howl but didn't dare to howl loudly, was not weird.
Ma Liu'er tried to move her body twice, but she didn't move, but she got tighter and tighter, her arms turned red, and she pleaded with a face: "Su'er, Su'er......"
Liu Wu put his hand on his chest to prevent Ma Liuyi from closing his abdomen, suddenly fell down and hit himself, and said with an innocent face: "Sixth uncle, do you want to go to the thatched house, 'shhh Can you help you? ”
"Shhh.......hh
Liu Fu did what he said, and sure enough, he blew a whistle that seemed to be a whistle.
Ma Liu'er's legs clamped tighter, and she endured her anger and said: "Sixth uncle's good Su'er, you kick Uncle Er, let me go out, Uncle will pull you out again, if I can't move, you can't move either." ”
Liu Wu instantly changed a pitiful expression, tapped the fingers of both hands, and said softly: "I, I don't dare, I'm afraid that the sixth uncle will stun my head again." ”
Ma Liuyan smiled and said: "How can it, how can it, if the sixth uncle doesn't hit the head of the child, it's too late for the sixth uncle to hurt you!" It was an accident! Look at your Liu family, you have eaten the last meal and the next meal, there are a lot of girls and boys, and the third room is the most unpopular, you just follow me, I have silver in my arms now, enough for the two of us to eat and drink spicy food for a while, and the sixth uncle will pass on the craft of stealing children to you......"
Sure enough, it was Ma Liu'er who knocked himself unconscious, and the original catkins died!! New hatred and old hatred, don't mention how big the fire in Liu Wu's heart is!!
Ma Liu'er said that she spat lotus flowers, and the spittle flew to Liu Wu's face like rain, unspeakably disgusting, Liu Wu hurriedly blocked her face with her left hand to prevent being fainted by the stench in Ma Liu'er's mouth.
The catkins' right hand did not stop, and he decisively stretched out to Ma Liu'er's arms, touching up and down, touching left and right, touching the lower abdomen after touching the chest, untying the belt and untying the placket, touching Ma Liuer's heart galloping, so it was not difficult to endure, if the thunder touched the fire that day, the firewood met the oil lamp, but in the middle, there was a distance of one foot.
Ma Liu'er scolded in her heart, damn a foot away! If you are a little thinner and a little lower, or if you are fighting for a little longer somewhere, is that a foot of distance still a distance? Is this catkins still running?
Ma Liu'er really didn't deceive the catkins, and took out a purse from his waist, dark green, silky satin, embroidered with a cluster of bright peony flowers.
Liu Wu opened the purse and poured out a silver ingot from it, measuring it with five taels, as well as some scattered copper plates.
Needless to say, I also know that this must have been brought over by Ma Liu'er from a nobleman.
Liu Wu looked at such an "ill-gotten gain", and said with starlight in his eyes: "It's so good, it turns out that the sixth uncle really didn't lie to me." ”
Ma Liu'er was uncomfortable to be touched by the catkins, and the pores were soaked with spring, and she begged bitterly: "Su'er, it's good to rescue Uncle Six!" Let's stay and fly ......"
Liu Wu pointed to Ma Liu'er's pants in horror and said, "Sixth uncle, why are you here with a stick again?" Won't stun me like last time? If she hadn't been discovered by Mao Mao last time, she would have seen Lord Yama a long time ago. ”
Ma Liu'er was suddenly miserable, is this stick not the other stick?
I knocked out the catkins last time, it was completely because I was short of money, I heard that the osmanthus in this village was sold for five taels of silver, and I felt that being a kidnapper to steal someone to sell it was much faster than being a thief stealing something, so I moved my mind.
Wandering around that day, I saw a person at the foot of the mountain, so I picked up a stick and knocked out, I wanted to carry it and go, but I looked at the catkins as dry as a firewood stick, carrying it on the body, but it felt that it was thin where it should be thin, and where it should be fat.
It feels like a big satin on a nobleman's body, smooth and smooth; Pinching the big white steamed buns that look like they have just come out of the pot, they are not only fragrant, but also very tender.
This long-lost feeling made Ma Liuer, who has been a bachelor all year round, suddenly feel lustful.
Ma Liu'er thought that this girl was going to be sold to Qinglou to open buds in the end, so it was better to open the meat first, so as not to cheapen other old turtle hairs.
Ma Liu'er was thinking about it obscenely, but she didn't expect Liu Mao'er's kid to run over to find her sister, Ma Liu'er did the "stealing" business for the first time, and she panicked, threw down the catkins and ran away.
After running for a while, Ma Liu'er reacted, "stealing" and selling, not only the young girl can be sold to the Qinglou, but the little boy can also be sold to the old desperate family as a son! Why did you let go of the silver ingot of Liu Mao and ran away!
Ma Liu'er regretted it, turned around and looked for the two sisters and brothers again, and they were carried back to Liu's house.
Later, I heard that catkins have come to pick up cow dung every day in recent days, and Ma Liuer, who has always been industrious, also carried a small basket and pretended to pick up cow dung.
Conscience of heaven and earth! This time, he really didn't bring a stick, but his mind to open meat was more than last time.
Liu Wu ignored Ma Liu'er, put the silver coin in his mouth and bit it like greedy for money, looked at the clear tooth marks on it with a happy face, and suddenly remembered that the silver was placed in Ma Liu's arms, it must be a lot of mud and grease, and he was disgusted again.
Ma Liu'er saw that Liu Wu had accepted the silver, but he didn't mean to help himself at all, and when he saw that the sky was a little bright, he begged: "Su'er, if you don't have the strength to kick me out, you can help the sixth uncle to close his clothes, This cold day, the sixth uncle should freeze into an ice lump in a while." ”
Liu Wu looked at the sky, thinking that this was not a solution, he couldn't let the whole village see him as a big girl with yellow flowers, lying with a lewd man, right?
At that time, there were a hundred mouths that could not be described, and there were only three choices, one was to marry Ma Liu'er, one was to be immersed in a pig cage, and the other option was to become a nun, obviously, none of the three were what she wanted.
Liu Fu said softly to Ma Liu'er above his face with an aggrieved face: "Sixth uncle, this is what you asked me to kick, I am gentle, you hold on!" ”