A yellow taxi, slowly stopped on the side of the road, Wei Yanji, who was sitting in the co-pilot, hurriedly paid the fare, observed the condition on the road, and made sure that it was safe, before opening the door and getting out of the car.

Wei Yanji opened his mouth, smiled slightly, opened the trunk of the taxi, took out the trunk, and said, "We're home."

After carefully observing the surrounding environment, Wu Dingfang said lightly: "Let's go!" Lead the way ahead. ”

Coming to a building, Wei Yanji said with a smile: "I live on the sixth floor of the gagai, my parents have passed away, this building is left to me by them, and there is an elder brother who lives in another building. ”

After finishing speaking, he took out a bunch of keys, opened the big iron door of the public staircase with a "click", and then said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, because this is located at the junction of urban and rural areas, so all the buildings don't have elevators, let's go up!" ”

"Mom, have we arrived?" Situ Junwen, who was asleep, should have been woken up by a "clang" sound when he opened the iron door, and asked with sleepy eyes.

"Hmm!"

Wu Dingfang didn't open his mouth to respond, just said "um".

"Yes, we're home."

Wei Yanji looked at Wu Dingfang, who was tired and didn't want to speak, so he spoke.

"There are so many people!" Situ Junwen looked at the unfamiliar place, the lights were brilliant, people came and went, and the lively street said, "Let me go!" ”

After putting Situ Junwen down, Wu Dingfang said softly: "Let's go upstairs first!" We've been staying here since then, and sometimes there's time. ”

"Okay, Mom!" Situ Junwen replied very sensibly.

The three of them climbed to the sixth floor with great difficulty, Wei Yanji once again took out the key to open the door, but they were greeted by a sour smell, Wu Dingfang's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he closed his mouth and blocked his nose with a finger, staring straight at Wei Yanji with a look of explanation.

"Mom, it smells so bad, it stinks! Shall we live here in the future? Situ Junwen also used a finger under his nose to look up at his mother and said.

It's embarrassing, Wei Yanji, who was already embarrassed, is even more embarrassed, he really wants to find a dog hole to get into, it's too embarrassing.

"This ...... That one......! Wei Yanji was embarrassed, and suddenly understood, why there was such a sour smell, and he didn't know how to answer at this time, the explanation was to cover up, maybe it would cause a more embarrassing scene, so he said: "You wait at the door for a while, I'll go first and open the window to let off air." ”

Inside the house, Wei Yanji wanted to vomit, it was too disgusting.

Put it on the table, the instant noodles that I didn't eat last time are moldy and buggy, the leftover fruits in the trash can are also moldy and bugs, and the clothes soaked in the washing machine for more than ten days If the clothes don't get moldy and grow worms, it's hell unreasonable.

The main sour smell came from them, and he hurriedly poured the instant noodles into the urinal in the bathroom at a very fast speed and washed it away, poured a whole bag of laundry detergent into the washing machine, started the power, adjusted the time, and "boom", the washing machine began to roll and wash the clothes, Wei Yanji breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that there were still rotten fruit peels in the trash can that had not been resolved, and he was about to run out, but Situ Junwen's scream came: "It's over, is this where people live?" Is this a pig nest? ”

After Wei Yanji in the bathroom heard it, he smiled bitterly, this is a real shame to be thrown home, I don't know what words to use to describe the mood at this moment, and the word 'embarrassment' has been used by myself several times today.

There is no way, can you avoid it?

So Wei Yanji could only come to the living room with a hard head, and had to pretend to be stupid and say nonsense to the shocked mother and daughter: "I'm sorry, I left in a hurry last time, and I forgot to clean up and left." ”

As soon as the words fell, Wei Yanji was slapped in the face again in an instant, and bubbles floated out of the bathroom, one bubble, two bubbles, and more and more bubbles floated out one after another.

Situ Junwen ran to the door of the bathroom curiously, poked his head out cautiously and looked inside, and exclaimed, "Mom, the bubbles are floating out of the washing machine bucket, and there is bubble water all over the ground." ”

"I'm ......!"

Wei Yanji dragged out the word 'embarrassment' and hung it on his face at one time.

"Aha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

Wu Dingfang suddenly laughed, hugged his stomach and bent over with laughter, tears came out of his eyes, and he unconsciously squatted on the ground and was still laughing, and there was relief in the laughter.

"Aha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

Wei Yanji's brain was short of oxygen for a short time, and he laughed after understanding it.

Situ Junwen ran over, looked at the adults in the laughter, made a classic action, scratched his head, and couldn't understand why they were suddenly laughing so happily, is this the world of adults?

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

There were a few knocks on the door, and the laughter stopped abruptly

Wu Dingfang glanced at the man who appeared quietly, stood up embarrassedly, and heard Wei Yanji say in surprise: "Brother, why did you come up, and you didn't tell me." ”

"When I was walking downstairs just now, I saw the lights on above, so I came up to see if you were back." Wei Yanan looked at Wu Dingfang's mother and daughter and replied, "You have a guest, introduce it to my brother." ”

"They are my wife and daughter." Wei Yanji blurted out without thinking.

There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and the thunder overturned everyone, except for Wei Yanji, and the room was full of embarrassment.

"That ......, the meal is here, it's time to eat, brother, you take them to your brother's house for dinner, brother will go back first, and ask your sister-in-law to fry a few more dishes." Wei Yanan went downstairs, the brain in his head. The pulp is like hot oil, dripping with a few drops of cold water, crackling, back home still a tumbling brain, the whole person is in a trance, I can't figure out what rhythm this is, my brother has only been out for a few days, and my wife and daughter have it.

Wei Yanan's wife, Liu Fenfang, looked at his wife sitting on the sofa, feeling very strange, how did the old man change his personality today, usually he is energetic and vigorous at this time, how is it like an eggplant that has been frosted today, what happened, and asked worriedly: "Old guy, what's wrong with you!" Don't scare me! ”

"Yanji, he's back!" Wei Yanan said distractedly.

"Come back, you'll be back! There's something strange about it, it's like losing your soul. Liu Fenfang blamed: "I was worried for a while." ”

"But he didn't come back alone, but dragged his family back, brought back a wife and a daughter, can I not lose my soul?" Wei Yanan raised his voice and said.

"What! What do you say? This is impossible" Liu Fenfang was taken aback, thinking that there was a problem with her ears and misheard, and said in disbelief: "You say it again!" ”

"Yanji is back, and he has brought back a wife and daughter." Wei Yanan was categorical: "Hurry up and fry two more dishes, and they will come over for dinner later." ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Liu Fenfang immediately hurriedly went back to the kitchen.

"Makes you laugh." Wei Yanji turned off the power of the washing machine, kept patting the foam on his clothes, and said embarrassedly: "Let's go!" Shall we go to my brother's house for dinner? Junwen was hungry and sat there angry. ”

"Is everything you just said true?" Wu Dingfang asked with a serious face.

"It's true." Wei Yanji understood what she was asking.

"I'm not afraid of death." Wu Dingfang asked again.

Wei Yanji was silent.

"If you don't speak, you will be acquiesced, go, go to the eldest brother's house for dinner."

"I'm not afraid of death!"

When Wu Dingfang led his daughter out of the door, Wei Yanji said loudly.

The body shook suddenly, Wu Dingfang bent down and picked up his daughter, turned his head, and said, "What are you doing standing there stupidly, there is a good saying: if you are not active in eating, you have a problem with your head." ”