Chapter 2194: Homesickness
Qiu Sanpeng's eyes lit up even more, and he pulled the ghost Dao Chang and said, "Old man, have you seen Lin Fengjiao recently?" I've heard...... Lin Fengjiao has been wandering around Lantau Island for the past two days, have you seen it? ”
"What? Lin Fengjiao, the head of the ghost road, has been hanging around Lantau Island recently? The ghost chief pretended to be surprised and excited, looked left and right, and said, "Then I have to look for it, if I find it, ask him to help me calculate another hexagram, so that I can live to be a hundred years old!" ”
"It seems that you don't know ...... anymore" The third poor Dao sighed and said, "However, old man, can you tell me some stories about Lin Fengjiao?" ”
The Ghost Daoist thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I'm retired anyway, so it's okay to be idle." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info As long as you invite me to dinner, I will tell you about Lin Fengjiao. ”
Qiu Sanqian nodded, took Lin Fengjiao, came to a seaside restaurant, asked for a private room, and invited the ghost Taoist to drink tea.
The ghost Taoist smiled and talked nonsense, telling some half-truths and half-truths.
Poor Qiu Sanpoor was so dizzy that he was fooled, but he didn't know that the old man in front of him was his senior brother Lin Fengjiao!
The ghost path chief babbled and spoke, intermittently, for more than an hour, and suddenly stopped and asked, "By the way, big brother, what are you looking for the ghost path chief Lin Fengjiao?" ”
"To tell you the truth, I am also a member of the Maoshan faction, and the head of the ghost path is my senior brother. I came here to invite my senior brother back to Maoshan to have a look. Qiu Sanqian sighed and said, "But it's unfortunate that I went to Longsu Lane, but Senior Brother just went on a trip and couldn't find him." ”
"It turns out that you are also a master of Maoshan Mountain, and you are still the junior brother of the ghost Taoist, disrespectful and disrespectful!" The Ghost Dao Chief grinned and said, "Since you know your senior brother's address, then you have been waiting there, one day, your senior brother will go home, right?" ”
Qiu Sanqian shook his head and said, "I have limited time, so I can't just wait." ”
"Oooh...... Is there something wrong with Maoshan and you want your senior brother to go back and help? The Ghost Dao Chief asked.
Qiu Sanqi smiled and didn't answer.
The Ghost Dao Chief also sighed and said, "Between people, there has to be a fate when they meet again." Since you are a master of the Daomen, you should see this. I think I really can't find a senior brother, that's also providence. If providence is destined to make it possible for you brothers and sisters to meet, then you will naturally meet. ”
Qiu Sanqi thought for a while, stood up, and said, "Thank you for the old man's order, perhaps, the meeting between me and the senior brother is not a chance." Well, I'll go back now, and we'll see you when we meet! ”
After that, Qiu Sanshan threw down the tea money and drifted downstairs - this was the first time that the three poor Dao Chiefs visited the Ghost Dao Chief, and left a letter at the Ghost Dao Chief's house in Longsu Lane, and returned abruptly.
The ghost Taoist nodded slightly, and said secretly: This junior brother is open-minded, not limited to one thing at a time, and he can be regarded as a master of Maoshan Mountain. Maoshan Xuyunguan, with this junior brother to take care of, even if it can't be magnificent, it is expected that there is no big mistake.
After being silent for a long time, the ghost path chief also went downstairs and headed for the sea.
At this time, Chen Jiaao came with a cruise ship converted from a fishing boat, looking for the ghost leader.
The ghost leader nodded in thanks, jumped onto the fishing boat, and let the boat owner steer the boat towards the shallow water.
The owner of the ship was also a taciturn middle-aged man, who only steered the boat and didn't say much.
This is in line with the mind of the ghost chief, no one disturbs him, and he is happy.
After sleeping for several hours, it was not until late afternoon that the Onido Captain came out of the cabin and had a few drinks with the shipowner.
In the afternoon, the Onido Master learned to steer the boat himself, sent the boat owner to the shore, and drove the fishing boat himself, drifting aimlessly on the sea.
At night, the Taoist did not dock, leaving the boat drifting in the shallow water, while he lay at the stern of the boat, looking at the starry sky in a daze.
The sea breeze is long, blowing slowly into a dream.
Suddenly, there was a sound of water at the bow of the boat, and the Taoist heard the movement, but did not get up, but just opened his eyes.
A dark shadow floated over, bent down, grimaced in front of the Dao Chief, and asked in a low voice, "Old man, living or dead?" ”
Look at the grimace, it is also an old ghost, wearing clothes from the Republic of China, like a beggar.
Is he really going to die, even a lonely ghost dares to tease himself?
The ghost path chief couldn't cry or laugh, opened his eyes and said, "I'm blinking, can't you see?" Do dead people still blink? ”
"Hey, aren't you afraid of ghosts this old man?" The old ghost seemed to be very happy, and grinned: "I'm a ghost, are you afraid?" ”
"What are you afraid of? When I die, I will become a ghost, so why should I be afraid of you? The Ghost Daoist sat up, rubbed his eyes, and stretched.
The old ghost laughed and said, "Hahaha is interesting and interesting, most living people are afraid of ghosts, you are the first one I have seen who is not afraid of ghosts!" ”
The Onido Chief glared at the guy, took two steps to the side of the boat, ripped open his pants and prepared to pee.
The old ghost stood aside and said, "Hey, old man, it's not right for you to pee like this......"
"Fuck your uncle, peeing and being particular!" The ghost leader couldn't help but laugh and scold, and almost peed his pants.
Peeing is not a practice, but also to occupy a T-shaped step, set up a portal or something?
"Of course, you should stay away from the side of the boat and stand in the middle of the boat to pee. If it's a little safe, it's better to squat down and use a urinal! The old ghost said solemnly.
"Why so much attention?" The ghost path chief finished urinating and asked as he cleaned up his clothes.
The old ghost grinned and said, "You don't know, many people are on the boat in the middle of the night, peeing like you, and are pushed down from behind by the water ghost and drowned. There are also some water ghosts, who reach out directly from the water, and catch you. Hehe, you're lucky to have met me tonight. If you meet someone else, you're shouting for help in the water! ”
"Really? I'm so lucky to have met you. The Onido chief sighed, sat down at the stern, and lit a cigarette.
The old ghost also sat opposite and said, "I'm for your good, don't believe it." ”
"I believe it." The Onido Chief nodded.
Water ghosts harm people, there is indeed this kind of trick, but what kind of water ghost can harm him Lin Fengjiao?
"Hey, hey......" The old ghost scratched his head and smiled, and said, "I'm a good person." By the way, old man, you have a sad face, floating alone on the sea, have you encountered something unhappy and want to die? ”
"I'm a little unhappy, I've thought about death, but I can't die, or can you help me?" The Ghost Dao Elder said in a strange manner.
The old ghost shook his head and said, "I don't hurt anyone, I'm a good ghost, I can't help you find death." If I wanted to hurt you, I would have pushed you down just now. ”