Chapter 1000: Shortcuts
Now Ding Ermiao knows why those copper blocks are all like that.
Looking at Li Weinian again, the corners of his mouth twitched in pain, but he didn't say a word, letting the ghost servants toss.
For a long time, the copper in Li Weinian's stomach was finally taken out.
I saw a ghost servant pick up the "miscellaneous" viscera that he had just taken out and stuffed it into Li Weinian's abdomen.
Another ghost servant stepped forward, untied the red belt from his waist, and tied it to Li Weinian's waist, and then the two ghost servants respectively dragged one end of the red belt and pulled desperately, like a tug-of-war.
Under such a strong tightening, the wound on Li Weinian's stomach slowly healed, and there was no trace on the skin.
"Haha...... haven't tasted like this in a long time!" Li Weinian's face also returned to normal, and said, "I haven't exercised for a long time, and I almost can't stand it." ”
Ding Ermiao blinked his eyes and asked, "Master Tang, how do you feel?" ”
"It's still the same taste, it's still the same recipe." Li Weinian said.
Your uncle, when I was in the world, I never saw you so poor.
Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Weinian and asked again, "How much copper juice did you drink just now?" ”
"I used to drink a lot, and when I drank a full stomach, it was two hundred pounds." Li Weinian said indifferently: "Brother Ermiao, don't be afraid, 10,000 catties, we will drink it fifty times and it will be over, soon." ”
“……”
The specific gravity of copper is nearly nine times that of water. In terms of volume, you can hold 20 catties of water in your stomach, and you can hold 200 catties of copper juice.
While Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian were talking, the ghost servant threw the copper pieces out of Li Weinian's stomach into the pot again, and melted them on fire. 92ks.
But beside Ding Ermiao, the big pot of copper juice has been boiling.
"This brother, it's your turn!" The two ghost servants walked to Ding Ermiao's side again, held a funnel, scooped up copper juice, and wanted to torture Ding Ermiao.
Ding Ermiao knew that he couldn't deny it, but he was unwilling to be punished in vain, so he put his hands behind his back, pinched his fingers, and read nonsense in his mouth:
"Maoshan has a divine way to kill ghosts, and it is ominous to call the ancestors to collect it. Stomping on the mountain stone crack seal, the head of the canopy step Kuigang! The left supports Rokka, and the right guards Rokkai. Kill the demons first, then slash the luminous. What god is not subdued, what ghost dares to be? -- Haste as a law! ”
Although I didn't plan that this ghost-killing spell would stop the execution of the ghost servants, it wouldn't hurt to give it a try.
Who knew that the crooked beating was right, as soon as he heard Ding Ermiao chanting the mantra, several ghost servants stopped their movements together and looked at Ding Ermiao with a shocked face.
"Maoshan has a divine way to kill ghosts, and it is ominous to call the ancestors to collect it. Stomping on the mountain stone crack seal, the head of the canopy step Kuigang! The left supports Rokka, and the right guards Rokkai. Kill the demons first, then slash the luminous. What god is not subdued, what ghost dares to be? -- Haste as a law! ”
Ding Ermiao saw that the ghost servant didn't dare to step forward, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and the more he thought about it, the more energetic he became.
The ghost servant in charge of the spoon glared, and asked hesitantly, "Are you still a mage in the world?" ”
"Haha, didn't expect that, right?" Ding Ermiao stopped chanting the incantation, looked at the ghost servants in front of him, and said with a sneer:
"Master, this is a phoenix that is not as good as a chicken, and the tiger is bullied by dogs in Pingyang! If you are in the world, the master will let your soul fly away with a wave of his hand! So you be careful, if you offend me, don't go up for the rest of your life, otherwise I will meet you, so that you can't eat and walk around! ”
Every year in the middle of July, during the Midyear Festival, these ghost servants may also go up to visit. Ding Ermiao's words are not pure scare, if there is a ghost servant who offends him and bumps into him in the world, the consequences must be very serious......
The ghost servant stuck out his tongue and said, "How can you blow better than Tang Ye?" ”
"You say I'm blowing? There is a kind of you let go of me, and a thunder in my palm will make your soul fly out of the sky! Ding Ermiao was furious and said with a glare.
In fact, he also knew that this agitation method would not work, and the ghost servants would not let go of themselves.
Sure enough, the ghost servant smiled and shouted into the depths of the torture room: "Lord Supervisor, the new ghost criminal Ding Ermiao here can also chant incantations, and the little ones can't be executed, what should I do?" ”
It turns out that as soon as I recite a spell, the underworld can't carry out executions? Ding Ermiao was overjoyed in his heart, it was so good, he just closed his eyes and recited the mantra.
Li Weinian hurriedly shouted: "Brother Ermiao, don't chant the mantra!" ”
"I'm chanting a mantra about your, Master Tang, you are a hero, but I am a soft bone, I dare not drink these copper juices. So, you just let me recite the mantra, these copper juices, Tang Ye, you can work hard, drink it all, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life! ”
After saying that, Ding Ermiao continued to close his eyes and chant the mantra, and the chanting sound was so loud that the entire torture room buzzed.
"Brother Ermiao, it's useless, there is a way to deal with you in the underworld!" Li Weinian stomped his feet anxiously.
But Ding Ermiao's mantra was so loud that he couldn't hear Li Weinian's words at all.
The judge in charge of the torture chamber came over and shouted, "Hey, Lord Shangcha, don't chant the mantra!" ”
"Maoshan has a divine way to kill ghosts, and it is ominous to call the ancestors to collect it. Stomping on the mountain stone crack seal, the head of the canopy step Kuigang! The left supports Rokka, and the right guards Rokkai. Kill the demons first, then slash the luminous. What god is not subdued, what ghost dares to be? -- Haste as a law! ”
Ding Ermiao didn't bird him, he didn't hear it, and continued to chant the mantra.
Now no matter what, as long as you don't drink copper juice, it's fine. Li Weinian is so strong, he can't bear the pain, Ding Ermiao thinks to himself, he must not be able to bear such pain.
"Lord Shangcha, don't chant the mantra, I have a few words, when I finish speaking, you can recite the mantra again, okay?" The ward supervisor said loudly.
"There's something to say, there's a fart, don't delay me from chanting the mantra." Ding Ermiao stopped chanting the mantra at this time, opened his eyes, and said lazily.
The director of the torture room laughed wickedly and said, "First of all, I want to tell you the rules. ”
"Say."
"All ghost offenders, who recite the words of Buddhists, Taoists, Confucianists, and sages, cannot be punished. So, as soon as you recite the mantra, we can't carry out the execution. The director of the torture room walked around Ding Ermiao and said, "I hope you will cooperate a little, stop chanting the mantra, and accept the punishment." ”
With you, what's wrong with me? Ding Ermiao glanced at the supervisor of the torture room.
"Actually, I know that you will not cooperate. But I also want to tell you about the methods of the underworld! The ward supervisor sneered.
"By what means?" Ding Ermiao asked with a little drumming in his heart.
Li Weinian stomped his feet and said, "Brother Ermiao, if you don't cooperate and keep chanting mantras, they will pour Meng Po soup on you and let you go to reincarnation!" ”
"Huh? Let me be reincarnated? Ding Ermiao was taken aback, glared and said, "He dares!" My longevity is not over, and they don't dare to send me down casually! ”
The ward supervisor laughed and said, "Don't dare? Ghost criminals who refuse to cooperate will be beaten and reincarnated! Here, I've seen more than you cow ghosts! ”
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