Master Wu Zen laughed: "Maybe, you can make a bet." ”

I said with a bitter face: "Wu Zen, let's not joke, when is it?" ”

Master Wu Chan waved his hand: "Go, go, don't worry." When he arrived, he didn't say whether he would go or not.

I got on the bus with my ticket, and the car set off, and I looked through the glass window at Master Wu Zen below. He didn't look at me, but with a somewhat stunned expression.

I feel more and more unreliable, he won't really not come.

I got in the car and couldn't get down, so I had to admit it, thinking that Wu Zen is also a master, and he can't talk and don't talk, so let's do such a naïve thing.

After about an hour in the car, I arrived at the outskirts of the city, and after inquiring with the driver, I got out of the car.

I walked along the mountain road for more than 20 minutes, and I was tired to death, and finally next to a parking lot, I saw a small temple with a red door. Judging from the door, the scale of the temple is not very large, and there is a wooden plaque hanging on it, with three words written "Luoshui Temple".

I bought a bottle of mineral water from the shop next to me, and was drinking it, when four or five people got out of a van, all of them young people, holding guys in their hands, and the first one pointed at me with a stick: "Are you surnamed Wang?" ”

I almost squirted out a mouthful of water, when did I provoke such a gangster, I was a little panicked, and quickly said, yes.

Those people came over and said, "You don't have to be afraid, we are all invited by Boss Zhou to work with you." I heard what's going on, this time it's a monk? ”

I hurriedly said yes.

Several people looked at each other and said, "We have beaten everyone, but we have never beaten a monk, this is a holy place of Buddhism." ”

The other gangsters laughed and flattered, Brother Gang is really out of the picture.

I didn't have the heart to laugh, the sweat on my head came down, and I hurriedly said: "Brothers, don't worry, I'm not the organizer of this operation, I'm also waiting for someone." ”

"What about people?" This one called Brother Gang asked.

I looked at the road down the mountain, and I could see the distance at a glance in broad daylight, and there was no figure at all, let alone Master Wuzen, not even a bird.

I had to keep them waiting, saying they would be there soon.

It's early autumn, and the sun is quite strong, and the brothers are hiding under the eaves in front of the temple, smoking boredly, chatting and farting.

We waited from three o'clock in the afternoon until almost five o'clock, and there was no sign of Master Wuzen. My heart kept sinking, almost sinking to the bottom of the cliff.

Brother Gang smoked a cigarette butt on the ground: "I said buddy, can you have some quasi-score?" I can tell you, no matter whether or not we can catch monks today, our labor fees are not less. ”

"Not a lot, not a lot." I hastened to say.

I don't have the contact information of Master Wuzen, I don't have a mobile phone number, and I don't have a WeChat ID. I suddenly realized a very important question, if Master Wu Chan really released the pigeon and never returned it, can he find another way to say, he can be regarded as making me miserable! Leave me here alone, I can't walk and hide, and when Zhou Chunhui has three long and two short, I won't be able to wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River.

After waiting for another half an hour, a few thugs were extremely anxious and shouted at me, boss, we are so hungry. Then I had to invite them to dinner.

I accept the reality, I'm afraid that Master Wuzen really won't come.

I went to the nearby shop and bought a bunch of food and drink, and said to them, "You should make a mat first, and follow me into the temple after eating!"

They don't care, they get a job and get a pay, and they can do it with whomever they want.

When everyone was full of food and drink, they followed me and entered the temple together.

When I entered the temple, I found that this temple had a cave, and the door was a stone staircase, which led to the bottom. Standing on it and looking down, the temple is vast, there is a pond of red carp, there are many trees, the leaves are towering green and verdant, and the branches are tied with red cloth strips wrapped by good men and women.

In front of the main hall, there is a long incense burner, there are futons for kneeling and worshipping, and all kinds of bronze utensils, I can't name it, this place is simply a paradise, a holy place for Buddhism.

I wondered in my heart, I couldn't see any demonic spirit, what kind of demon monk would take such an orderly care of this place.

I was troubled in my heart, and I said to them, "Do as I say, and don't be reckless."

It doesn't matter if a few gangsters are there, in fact, they don't want to have disputes, and they can get money if they don't do anything, which is better than anything else.

We went down the stairs to the entrance of the main hall, where some female lay people were doing their homework and chanting.

When we arrived, they were just finished, talking and laughing with their books, and I hurried over and asked, "Is there a monk in your temple?" ”

An old lady was surprised: "Are you looking for a host?" ”

She looked at the people of us, the few brothers behind me, wearing hats and staring crookedly, all of them still holding things, and they didn't look like good people. This large group of women immediately surrounded us in the middle, gossiping: "What are you looking for the host?" ”

I hurriedly explained, saying that we came to your temple to find enlightened monks, and we are all social stragglers.

Brother Gang, who was the leader, was furious: "The surname Wang, don't fucking fart, who is the person who has lost his footing." Look at what you're cowardly, let's talk about what's wrong, we're here to beat him up, let him come out! ”

These Buddhist female generals are quite old, but they are really not easy to mess with, and shouted: "Call the police!" Alarm! If you dare to run to the monastery to make trouble, you are not afraid of going to hell! ”

An old lady simply punched us with Wang Ba, and several bastards were angry, and Brother Gang scolded: "Stinky old ladies, all of them are used to it, and we are so anxious that we even beat women together." ”

The old lady said, "Young man, you are so bold, you can try it with one finger of us!" ”

I was covered with cold sweat, and persuaded back and forth in the middle, not only could I not persuade me, but I was beaten by several mouths of these women, and several gangsters also took the opportunity to kick me several times, and I was not pleasing left and right.

I was beaten with a gray face, and I scolded Master Wuzen in my heart, and the next time I see him, I have to give him a few big backs, and I fell unconscious first, I made this kid miserable.

In this midst of the chaos, someone in the temple spoke: "Who wants to beat me?" ”

The scene suddenly quieted down, everyone looked back, and a little monk walked out of the depths of the hall, this monk was about twenty years old, very handsome, and he didn't wear a robe in the hot weather, so he wore a black monk's robe with his shoulders, leggings, and monk's shoes, which was neat and tidy.

The female layman surrounded him: "Presiding, someone has come to make trouble and wants to beat you." You can rest assured, with us here, we will definitely not let them succeed. ”

It turns out that he can hold it.

This monk's aura is like a lotus out of the water, spotless, can such a person be a demon monk? But it's not good to say.,The more alcoholic you don't admit that you're drunk.,The more monsters you are, the more you're entering the world as a beauty.,It's full of stories like this.,Fox spirit king eight essences or something.,It's all big beauties.。

The monk who could hold the monk apart from the crowd came to us: "Who wants to beat me?" ”

At this time, all the thugs pointed their fingers at me: "He! ”

The monk looked at me: "You just want to beat me?" I don't know how you want to hit, is it a left cheek or a right cheek? ”

I was ashamed to be ashamed, coughed, and winked at the monk: "This, this, can the little master go to the side and talk about it, I have something I want to tell you." ”

The monk smiled, turned around and made a gesture to the women, signaling not to panic, and then followed me calmly to a place where there was no one next to him.

I thought to myself, Wu Zen, Wu Zen, you cheated me first, don't blame me for selling you at this time.

I cleared my throat and said, "Little Master, that's what happened, a few days ago, the daughter of an antique shop owner once came to your temple to play. ”

The monk said with a smile: "There are many people who come every day, I may not have seen it, and if I have seen it, I may not remember it, you continue." ”

"The girl, come home unconscious. Then a master was invited, and he said...... "I look at him."

The monk said, "The master said, I know how to demons, and I saw that the beautiful girl had a lustful heart, and I made the girl unconscious?" ”

I clapped my hands: "Little Master, you are really amazing, what you expected is good." ”

The monk nodded: "I guess that's the case." I have come to the precious land from the northeast, and I have been able to stand in the temple, and I have received too much criticism, all kinds of rumors, all kinds of slander, and they have scolded me every day and every hour. What should I do if someone in the world slanders me, deceives me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, deceives me, or deceives me? It's nothing more than to endure him, let him, avoid him, let him, bear with him, respect him, ignore him, and you will see him in a few years. ”

I'm really not sure about the way of this little monk, whether it is a high monk or a demon monk, and the naked eye can't identify it at all. But one thing is for sure, this little monk has a very charming personality, and a few words will make people feel convincing, no wonder this temple recruits old ladies so much.

"How did I get the girl unconscious?" The monk asked.

I said, "Say what kind of dream method you will go out of, go into the girl's dream every night, have a relationship with her like glue, and then you still pick yin and yang or something, I blushed when I heard it." ”

The monk laughed: "If there is really such an exercise in the world, I am willing to learn it." ”

I sweated like rain: "Little Master, don't be joking. ”

The monk said: "I would like to be interested in asking, who is this master you invited?" Choreographed me like this. ”

"It's a man called Master Wuzen," I said, "and he's a great man on the top of the Three Emperors of Wudang Mountain." ”

"Master Wu Zen?" The monk said, "I have seen this person, he is full of demonic spirit, and he is not a good person. ”