Chapter 199: These Are the Four Great Evil Techniques of Asia? [3 more]

"Good!" Pan Xiaoxian pointed at Yuan Gang, the one who took the lead from the disciples of the Discipline Academy who brought him before: "Senior Brother Yuan Gang, where did you meet me?" ”

The little eyes of the master narrowed again, and he stared at Yuan Gang like a butcher squinting at which piece of pork on the board should be chopped. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yuan Gang's heart jumped, and he hurriedly replied truthfully: "Report to the abbot patriarch, all the uncles, the ancestors, the masters, the uncles, the disciples and others are the two people who may be pitiful in Tallinn. ”

"Tallinn?" This answer made the uninformed feel strange, and the bronze man frowned when he saw his true colors, and immediately said knowingly: "They must want to escape from the Shaolin Temple from Tallinn, fortunately, Uncle Yuangang and you arrested the people back in time, otherwise the murderer would have escaped!" ”

Although he didn't speak, he also had such suspicions in his heart, and his small eyes squinted at the bronze man, well, this kid has a future!

"Senior Brother Yuangang, the monks are actually farting if they don't speak, right?" Pan Xiaoxian sneered and looked at Yuan Gang, and Yuan Gang hurriedly and honestly defended him: "That's not the case, when we met the possibility and pity, they were returning in the direction of the temple." ”

Ami, it, why didn't you just make it clear? The old face was red, but fortunately, there was a well-informed bronze man who took the blame for himself.

He himself was a big red face, but the blush was not obvious, he coughed dryly, and asked Pan Xiaoxian in his true colors: "In the middle of the night, what are you two going to Tallinn for?" ”

"That's a long story!" Pan Xiaoxian went around in a circle just to draw out this sentence, he felt the trembling of the pink phoenix in his palm, so he shook it hard to signal that she didn't have to worry, but felt that this little hand was soft and boneless, and Brother Donkey shook it again.

It really doesn't mean anything else.,It's definitely a purely academic experiment.,It turns out that the girl's hand is so soft - poor donkey brother is a person who has a girlfriend.,Until now I really know what it is to hold a girl's hand......

There is no one in this evil obstacle! The masters all saw Pan Xiaoxian's little hand pinching the pink phoenix, at this time, do you still have the heart to feed the dog food? A single dog like us, who has more than 100 years of rich experience, will have a mouthful of dog food and will have a dull soul!

"It's okay! We are the most patient, just speak slowly, and the more detailed the better! "The big red face and squinting eyes are simply a natural mocking face, coupled with the disdainful sneer hanging on the corner of the mouth, it is appropriate to pull up hatred.

Brother Donkey looked at the pink phoenix, the little face carved in pink, the eyebrows are picturesque, the lips are red and the teeth are white, especially she is born with cute attributes, and the small mouth can make people cute, after looking at it twice, Brother Donkey feels that he has finally been cured, and he will definitely die if he sees too much of the big face that is paralyzed and looks at his true colors!

"Tonight, after Master informed us that we would participate in the competition tomorrow, we went back to our rooms to rest, but not long after we lay down, we heard someone knocking on the door, and I went to open the door to see that it was Uncle Cheng in the back kitchen." Pan Xiaoxian doesn't need to do any artistic processing, anyway, that's the way it is, he is not afraid of a ghost in his heart!

How did you get involved in the consummation of the back kitchen? The true color looked at the nature suspiciously, the first seat of the Luohan Hall was a senior brother of the same generation, and the relationship was good.

The nature is also dazed in his eyes, and he shook his head slightly at the true color.

The Enlightenment Master's hand holding the teacup stopped in mid-air, lifted his wrinkled eyelids, and said slowly, "Anyone who has nothing to do with it should retreat first." ”

Pan Xiaoxian immediately looked at the Master of Enlightenment, but at this time, the Master of Enlightenment had already lowered his eyelids and gently wrinkled the tea.

"Yes!" Yuangang reacted recklessly, and hurriedly took away the bronze man and the little monk, and when he wanted to carry the body of Master Yuantong away, he just wanted to leave the corpse, but Pan Xiaoxian took the lead: "Wait a minute!" Leave my master behind, I can't let my master and his old man die in vain! ”

That's what I'm going to talk about...... His face sank, and the only difference was that he was talking about "apprentice".

"Bala Bala Bala ...... He took us to Tallinn...... Bala Bala Bala ......" Pan Xiaoxian said: "He said that he wanted to teach us the ...... of "Flower Grabger"

"Nonsense!" The true character of listening patiently finally couldn't help but interrupt sharply: ""The Flower Grabber is only qualified to be practiced by a disciple of my Discipline Academy, and it is also one of the seventy-two Shaolin stunts, and the consummation is not a disciple of my Discipline Academy, where did I learn the "Flower Grabber"?" How dare you pass it on to lay disciples without authorization? ”

"Or do you want to say it?" Pan Xiaoxian's big face was long.

"Senior Brother True Colors," the first instinct of the Luohan Hall persuaded beside him: "Don't be impatient, and listen to him before making a decision." ”

The Master of True Colors snorted coldly and turned his face away. The death of his own disciple has undoubtedly made this already short-tempered master lose his cool.

Pan Xiaoxian glanced at him with a smile and continued: "Bala Bala Bala...... He grabbed my throat, and at this time, Pink, no, it was pitiful that she immediately rushed up to save me, and released silver snakes, poisonous scorpions and other poisonous substances to attack the whole thing!

"Distracted by the silver snake and the poisonous scorpion, I took the opportunity to break free from his hand and attack him, and I was seriously injured, and I felt that the opportunity had been lost, so I fled. On our way back, we met Senior Brother Yuangang and them......"

Before Pan Xiaoxian's words fell, the master of true colors immediately "exhaled" a gust of wind swept out, and the speed was so fast that Pan Xiaoxian was simply out of reach!

The Master of Enlightenment lifted his eyelids and glanced at the first seat of the Prajna Hall, and he stood up and said, "This seat is also going to have a look!" ”

After finishing speaking, the air was chased out with a gust of wind, and the speed of the two of them was extremely fast, Pan Xiaoxian thought that he would wait for a long time, but he didn't expect that in half an hour at most, the two of them had already returned together, and their faces were ugly.

"Abbot Uncle Ancestor, the disciple did find a dead silver snake and two poisonous scorpions, the silver snake and the poisonous scorpion should be unique to the Five Poisons Sect in Southern Xinjiang, and the disciple has sent a disciple of the Discipline Academy to guard there." Master True Colors respectfully explained to Master Enlightenment: "But the method of killing the silver snake and poisonous scorpion is not the martial arts of this temple, and there are no obvious traces of fighting at the scene, so it cannot be determined that it was done by perfection." ”

"Huh." Pan Xiaoxian said.

What the hell are you doing? The Master of True Colors glared at him angrily: "Is this seat wrong?" ”

"So you can deny that it was consummated?" Pan Xiaoxian asked with a sneer.

“…… Not really. The corners of the Master's mouth twitched twice covertly.

"Huh." Pan Xiaoxian said.

Nima ...... The master of true colors was so angry that his face was purple like an eggplant, but he was helpless, so he had to sit back and give orders: "Yuangang! Go and bring the consummation! Also, bring all the disciples who live with you in perfection! ”

Footsteps sounded outside the door, and soon the footsteps came back, the door opened, and a few yawning and tearful shirtless people were obviously brought in by the bald heads who were taken out of the bed, and when they saw several big bulls sitting, they were so frightened that they all woke up instantly, and bowed down with their hands together: "Disciples and others meet the abbot patriarch, all the uncles, the ancestors, the uncles, the ......."

Pan Xiaoxian really saw the consummation, at this time, the consummation's eyes were full of eye feces and looked like he had been asleep for a long time, Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but "sneer" and smiled, looked back at the pink phoenix and said in a low voice: "This is what you told me about the four major evil arts in Asia?" ”

After coming out of the sixth district, Pan Xiaoxian asked how Pink Phoenix pretended to be a pseudo-mother, and Pink Phoenix's relationship with Pan Xiaoxian at that time was not as close as it is now, so he told Pan Xiaoxian that it was the four major evil arts in Asia that originated a hundred years ago.

They are Siam's sex reassignment, Goryeo's plastic surgery, Dongying's makeup and Huaxia's PS surgery, and she pretended to be a pseudo-mother to rely on Dongying's makeup. Of course, this was just a joke between her and Pan Xiaoxian, but Pan Xiaoxian believed it.

Pink Phoenix can be said to be a master of disguise, she stared at Cheng Cheng carefully and shook her head in surprise: "His eye feces, the oil on his face, the traces left by the saliva at the corners of his mouth after drying up, etc., are not fake!" That's at least the ...... left over from more than five hours of sleep."

"What?" Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but be surprised, how could this be possible? Obviously, he took them to Tallinn with Cheng Cheng just before, how could he have slept for more than five hours?

The monk in the back kitchen had to get up early to prepare breakfast, after all, it was breakfast for five hundred people, and it would take several hours to prepare it. So they went to bed very early, and under normal circumstances, they had dinner and did evening classes, and if they didn't rely on their hands to entertain them, they would have gone to bed at about eight o'clock.

It was already two o'clock in the middle of the night, and if Consummation really hadn't taken them to Tallinn, it would have been no problem to say that they had slept for more than five hours.

The Master of True Colors naturally heard their conversation, and sneered: "Complete, this seat asks you, when will you fall asleep today?" ”

Cheng Cheng was stunned for a moment, probably in a daze, and recalled it for a while before saying: "Uncle Zhense, the disciple slept at eight o'clock in the evening......"

"I've been sleeping since eight o'clock?" The Master of True Colors stared into his eyes: "You haven't been up halfway?" ”

"Yes, uncle!" Consummation was asked inexplicably - is it wrong not to get up to pee?

"Are there any witnesses?" A hint of pride flashed in the eyes of the True Color Master, and he asked the other disciples who had slept with the consummation bunk.

"Uncle Shi, I drank too much water tonight." A disciple said, "I got up twice and saw Senior Brother Consummation beside me......

"What time are these two times?" The Master of True Colors continued to ask.

"Once is about an hour or two after I fell asleep...... the disciple frowned and replied, "Another time was just now, about half an hour ago, I just fell asleep, and I was taken out by Senior Brother Yuangang and them......"

"Huh." Master True Colors looked at Pan Xiaoxian with the attitude of a victor: "Maybe, do you have anything else to ask?" ”

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