Almost every bad thing in life is the result of bad timing, and every good thing is the result of just the right timing.

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The two nominal heads of the family can be said to be difficult brothers, Song Dongye and Feitian are like two cows, saying a word without joking, eating is all grass squeezed out but milk, and they don't hide private money, all of them are handed over to their wives.

This kind of man can be said to be a perfect cow with a sick brain and mental problems who have nothing to say, and if he is wrong, he should be a peerless good man, and he wants to applaud them and salute, and then kick them to death, isn't this intentionally harming people? Shame on men, black sheep.

After the two big men finished dressing, the two families of six gathered together, but at this time they didn't know what to eat and what good places to go.

"Where should I go to eat?"

"That's right! Where are you going for lunch? ”

"Where the hell are you going?"

"Do you all have any good suggestions?"

"I don't know! It seems that there is nowhere to go, and everything that should have been has been there. ”

"I don't care, anyway, I can have something to eat, just be able to fill my stomach."

"Otherwise, we'll eat ......!"

"I'm against it!"

"Don't go, it's all junk food, eating too much is not good for your health, especially you children, this time is the time to grow your body, you can't eat more, I took you to eat yesterday, and now I still want to eat, there is no door, so I died of this heart! That's absolutely impossible. ”

The two little guys, like all the children, Qi Qi suggested to eat 'Mai Shengji', which will definitely be vetoed by the adults, this kind of unhealthy and nutritious foreign fast food, for children is delicious, is extremely tempting. Confused, but eating too much is definitely not good, and being rejected is reasonable, not to mention that I have eaten many times this month.

The child's suggestion was rejected, and both of them cried with a sad face, as if they had been cheated by an adult, and sat there with their mouths pouted, ignoring them.

Where are there adults who do this, talking doesn't count, they are all puppies, they will deceive children, let you be proud now, we also have a day when we grow up, and you will also have a day when you will grow old, and when the time comes, you will hum.

The adults couldn't think of where to fill the temple, and the children's suggestion was rejected, and the two families fell silent, and no one spoke? This is really a strange two families, strange, strange or strange, not strange is strange.

"Gollum! Grunt! Grunt! ”

There are three stomachs that screamed unhappily, and two of them screamed quietly, these are two children, and it is understandable, there are few stomach snacks, and they will definitely be hungry first.

The louder one was embarrassed, and all the people, men and women, young and old, had their eyes fixed on him, all with contemptuous expressions.

Why is it despised? Because there is a reason for this, you can't be casual, and you can't despise a person for no reason, it's not fun, isn't it? There's no such idle mood either, unless it's someone with a brain problem, so there's no way around it.

The heaviest weight, the most meat in the whole body, the largest stomach, and the most food in the morning, one person has eaten three people's meals, but now he is the fastest hungry, no need to guess, everyone knows who this person is? He's our Tokita-san.

"Don't look at me like that, okay? If you look at me like this again, will I be shy? Hate to die. ”

I don't know why, let alone what the reason is, Feitian, who was embarrassed, blurted out in a daze and said such a thoughtless sentence.

All the people were stunned, there was an illusion of thunder, as if the collective was split by thunder, the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and the aroma came to the nose, I didn't expect that a big man with five big and three thick would twist and pinch and say such a sentence in a loud voice.

It's just ruining the three views, I really don't know what to say, it's like being beeped by a dog, and my ass feels sour and numb, if it's possible, I want to stay away from him.

But don't be infected, the whole body involuntarily got goosebumps, I felt that the weather at this time was particularly cold, and I had to collectively boast about vomiting.

"Dad, how can you do this? The image in my mind has all collapsed, is it because I was ...... by my mother! ”

"Hah! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

Before Xiao Mao finished speaking, he was interrupted by bursting laughter, and then he laughed and burst into tears, which should be and is normal, because it was so unexpected, if it hadn't really happened, he wouldn't have thought of it at all.

Laugh and laugh, but you can't laugh too unscrupulously, you should also divide the scene and time period, stop when you should stop, and be considerate of others, otherwise it will be a brainless move.

Physical wounds are easy to treat and heal, just eat and drink a lot to make up for it; Mentally, spiritually, if you are traumatized, it's hard to say, on the surface it's good, maybe when it's stimulated, it starts to explode, and it's over.

But...... It seems that ......, after saying so much, everything is a floating cloud, and it seems that it is not needed in our Tokita-san, because it is really too ...... Finish! It's still the same sentence, and I'm going to be wordy again, and I don't know how to say it.

The nerves are too big, the nerves are too thick, just as thick as his face, thicker than the bark of a tree, if you have to describe it, then you have to use two cowhides to compare it better, and compare the image to set off the thickness, otherwise you can't see it.

The fat of the whole body, slippery and non-slippery, is like a special invisible material, the electromagnetic wave sweeps over and automatically slides away, so any gossip, no matter how ridiculous and sarcastic, the words are too disgusting and ugly, it is useless.

Because the 'cheeky divine skill' has been cultivated to the level of the Great Perfection, to put it bluntly, it is already invincible in the world, Song Dongye can no longer compare to him, and he is beyond his reach, even if he is given ten thousand miles of horses, he can't catch up with him if he changes his ride.

That's it, it's definitely not an exaggeration, if it's an exaggeration, go find him, right? It is best to be able to kill, but it can only be blamed for not being proficient in learning and art, and it deserves to be killed, and if you can't be killed, you can only blame yourself for being incompetent, and people have the qualifications to be at ease.

"I know, I remember, there's a good place to go, there's a very delicious thing there, it's the 'old bastard's beef noodle restaurant, the taste is so good, as long as you eat it, you will definitely remember it."

At this time, I think about it, I'm sorry, don't laugh at me, I'm about to drool now, it's really delicious, don't believe it, think I'm just boasting.

I will definitely not lie to you this time, if I lie to you, I am really a puppy, and I am a leper dog that no one wants to be abandoned by his owner, I don't believe you asked him. ”

Fei Tian raised a finger and pointed at Song Dongye, and then said: "Yesterday at noon and night, I may have eaten more, there are about ten bowls of beef noodles, and Brother Dong may have eaten less, there are probably eight bowls, absolutely not less." ”

"Where are there so many? You yourself have a big belly like a pig, really as much as him, don't think that everyone else can eat as much as you do, don't take all his word for it.

What he said in front of him is relative, and those words sitting in the back have to think about it seriously, if you believe what he said, then it's hell, you have to use your brain to think about it, otherwise your IQ will be lowered, and it will become the same grade as Cheng, then you can't help it now.

The beef noodles at the 'old bastard' beef noodle restaurant are really delicious, but don't believe what I'm saying later, I didn't eat that many bowls, maybe six bowls. ”

"I don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it either, no one can eat that?"

"Oh my God! No way? Can it not be so exaggerated? I don't even know what to say. Only pigs can eat this? ”

"You two aren't human? In the previous life, he was definitely a pig, and he was reincarnated as a human in this life, and then he brought his edible nature over, otherwise it would be impossible to explain. ”

You can eat ten or six bowls of beef noodles for two meals, and no one will believe this kind of thing? Even if it is a small bowl, it will kill people, and no one will believe it.

It's so exaggerated that it's not scored, as long as it's a normal person, you will question it, if you believe it, it's weird, as if it's an abnormal person doing abnormal things, it's too insulting to IQ, and it's simply to treat a normal person as a mentally retarded person.

Two big, two small and four people, looking at Song Dongye and Feitian with the eyes of a pig's head, this is too bullying, right? I don't treat people as human beings at all, as if the two of them are normal people left in this world.

I really want to slap the two of them hard, what kind of nonsense are they talking about? Like what a normal man would say? It's definitely hungry enough to faint and be delirious, so you can talk nonsense and say these boring things to find people happy.

If the eyes could kill, the two of them would have died countless times, and they were cut into minced meat, which could be used to wrap wontons or stir-fry them to become meat floss.

"I really didn't lie to you, it's all absolutely, don't believe it, okay? Your eyes are terrifying. ”

Why don't they believe what they say? Feitian is really incredible, why are you lying to them about this kind of thing? And what's the use? I had to swear and promise again and again.

"It's all true, you can trust what he said this time, I didn't lie to you, that 'old man. The beef noodles at the Egg' Beef Noodle House are indeed delicious and delicious. ”

Song Dongye hurriedly echoed and said, this time he said a word of conscience, and did not disagree with Feitian and lose face.

"Since someone said it was so good and tasted so delicious, let's go! What are you waiting for? ”

Recently, Wu Dingfang made a decision, so the two families killed them mightily.