Chapter 13: Wangcai and Xiaoqiang
Boom~!
The unreliable boatman, who was famous for rowing fast and wrecked for fast, did not hesitate to lie upright on the broken cart after receiving the promise that the two of them would sell their bodies and the money would belong to him.
Erect a wooden plank on it: sell yourself to bury your father, buy one get one free.
Chen Fei is very satisfied with his masterpiece, buy one get one free big promotion, see who is more ruthless!
Stopped at the back door of Washington, opened his throat and shouted: "Come and take a look, come and take a look, the freshly baked filial son sells himself to bury his father! Buy one get one free, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again~!"
Sell yourself to the quota in Washington, they are determined to get it!
Soon, the door opened from the inside.
A woman with big lips painted blood-red walked out and asked fiercely: "Blocking other people's doors early in the morning to bury my father, is it obscure!"
Qiu Xiang followed behind her, looking more beautiful and gentle against the backdrop.
Chen Fei immediately squinted his eyes and trotted over, and said with a flattering smile: "This beautiful sister, a freshly baked filial piety sale, buy one get one free, the opportunity should not be missed~!"
Tang Bohu's face showed a strong sense of admiration: can call a beauty with a conscience in front of an ugly girl, this pickled girl who opens her eyes and talks nonsense has reached the point of perfection, and she is really a model for my generation!
"Really, buy one, get one free?" the big-mouthed woman immediately smiled.
"Sister Pomegranate, do you really want to buy them?" Qiu Xiang asked hesitantly.
"Of course you have to buy it for such a good deal!" Sister Pomegranate smiled happily with her big mouth.
Suddenly, a young man with a constant cough pushed an elongated cart and staggered with a small dog under his feet. Ahem~, the young man wiped his mouth after coughing, and his handkerchief was covered with blood.
The voice shouted bitterly: "Sell yourself to bury the whole family, the girl will buy me~!"
Qiu Xiang couldn't bear it and said, "He's so miserable, just buy him." ”
Chen Fei suddenly stopped, and called excitedly: "Sister, we came first!"
Sister Pomegranate cried while wiping her tears: "It's not a matter of coming first and coming later, people have died 6, and you have only one death, how miserable people are!"
In order to cooperate with the owner, the puppy squatting on the ground barked twice, and the little body fell to the ground as soon as it was crooked - not moving.
The young man suddenly burst into tears: "Wangcai~ Wangcai, you can't die! You have been with me for so long, you are affectionate and righteous, and you have not even eaten a mouthful of food, I am sorry for you, Wangcai ......!"
Qiu Xiang and Sister Pomegranate were moved by this scene, and took out a handkerchief to wipe their tears.
Suddenly, Tang Bohu pointed at the cockroach that was crawling quickly under Sister Pomegranate's feet and yelled: "Don't move!"
Sister Pomegranate hurriedly stomped her feet in a panic, and accidentally trampled the crawling cockroaches with one foot.
Tang Bohu knelt on the ground in pain, picked up the cockroach's long beard and cried: "Xiaoqiang~ Xiaoqiang, you can't die! We have relied on each other for many years to take care of you as our own flesh and blood, and I can't imagine that the white-haired person will send the black-haired person today...... Woooooooo
Qiu Xiang and Sister Pomegranate were once again moved, and it was even more difficult to decide who to buy.
In order to pick up girls, sure enough, everyone is a drama spirit~!
Chen Fei's shoulders trembled slightly, and he was excited to witness the birth of 'Wangcai' and 'Xiaoqiang'!
The two of them have already fought in the field, and they all want to show that they are worse than each other.
Chen Fei pulled out a wooden root from the cart, rushed out viciously, and said viciously: "It's more miserable, isn't it!?"
He raised his stick and slammed it into his arm.
Click~ folded!
The young man actually shot so ruthlessly, and his eyes widened in surprise: "You are too amazing, do you need to play so big!"
"Hmph, labor and management are in line with you today!" Chen Fei threw away the wooden stick and said proudly.
Tang Bohu's face was distorted, and he said with difficulty: "Brother Chen, even if you want to be miserable, why do you want to smash my arm~!"
"Brother Tang, your sacrifice will not be in vain! For Qiu Xiang, a broken arm is worth it!" Chen Fei said in a low voice.
Tang Bohu looked entangled, and suddenly felt that what he said was so reasonable, and he was speechless!
The young man was enraged, and pointed at the other party and shouted: "Made, labor and management will play with you to the end!"
After saying that, he picked up the stick on the ground and slammed it down on his head with both hands!
"Oops~!"
Suddenly, the young man's forehead was bleeding like a pillar and dyed his entire face, and he laughed and said, "I don't even want my life, see how you still compare with me!"
"Who dares to be worse than me......
Plop, the young man fell to the ground and played himself to death!
Chen Fei cocked his thumb and said in admiration: "Good boy, count you ruthless! Brother Tang, let's go!"
Sister Pomegranate hurriedly chased after her: "Alas, alas~, wait a minute, that person can only buy you when he dies!"
In this way, Chen Fei and Tang Bohu signed a 6-year deed of sale and became a family member in Washington honorably!
"Ding, get Tang Bohu's gratitude and reward 200 achievement points. ”
The mechanized prompt sound in his mind made Chen Fei smile, and his efforts were finally rewarded.
He kind of understands that as long as the target person of the mission is grateful, he can increase his achievement points!
After working as a housekeeper in Washington for two days, Tang Bohu became impatient and asked, "Brother Chen, we are just low-level housekeepers who can't enter the backyard, and we can't see Miss Qiuxiang!"
Chen Fei was the old god, and comforted: "Brother Tang, don't worry, everything is in the plan! Please wait for a day, we will act tomorrow night!"
"Really?"
"Seriously!"
The development of things is under Chen Fei's control, according to the development of the plot, Tang Bohu had an opportunity to secretly go to the backyard to find Qiu Xiang halfway, but he stopped him.
The time is not right, if you go, in addition to leaving a bad impression, it will not help the pickle girl.
"9527, 9958, don't be lazy, hurry up and clean up the dog feces on the ground!" Wu Zhuangyuan, the housekeeper of the five big and three rough families, shouted with glaring eyes.
"Yes, yes, yes. The two hurriedly took a small dustpan and buried their heads in cleaning up the dog feces on the ground.
9527 is Tang Bohu's lifelong code name in Washington, and 9958 is naturally Chen Fei's code name.
As for why the difference between the two people's code numbers is so big...... , it is estimated that even the author does not know the reason!
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late at night
On the Chase shop in Jiading, Chen Fei whispered in his ear: "Brother Tang~ Brother Tang, it's time to act, I can shorten the distance between you and Qiu Xiang tonight!"
"Hmm~?"
Tang Bohu's confused eyes instantly became bright, and he sat up with a swish.
The two of them sneaked into the backyard and bypassed the warning sign standing at the door: Inferior family members and dogs are not allowed to enter!
Chen Fei looked at the wall leading to the inner courtyard and encouraged: "Brother Tang, you go in first, I'll take care of the wind for you!"
"Okay, hard work Brother Chen!" Tang Bohu was moved, and jumped over the courtyard wall with a slight jump.
"Oops~!" came a woman's cry of pain from the other side of the courtyard wall.
Chen Fei narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his lips curled slightly.
Sister Pomegranate was really on the other side of the courtyard wall, and Tang Bohu stepped on her face right over the wall, and this wave of thunder made him go.
Huhu~ Four black shadows sneaked down on the wall.
Seeing this, Chen Fei took a few steps back and deftly climbed over the courtyard wall with a sprint.
The four flower thieves have appeared, and it's time for him to appear!