Chapter 67: Man is Worse Than a Pig
After the hilarious, the entertainment time is over, and it is time to start doing the right thing, after all, people on both sides are begging for a living, no one is mentally retarded, the mentally handicapped have long since died, and there are talented people from generation to generation, and one generation of cannon fodder is more stupid than the generation.
Song Dongye and Feitian began to pack up their mood, take it seriously, and never be careless, although in the eyes of the two of them, the other party is a group of weak chickens with no combat effectiveness, and there are countless ways to kill them, but the overturning of the boat in the gutter is innumerable, and there are too many bloody lessons, and the two of them have also experienced this kind of thing.
Luck is also a kind of strength, maybe there is a weak chicken luck, he has been dead for many years of the ancestor in the sky, suddenly on a whim, there is a sense in the heart, opened his eyes, pinched his fingers to count, although the offspring are a little unlucky, but the blood is thicker than water, how to say that you have to take care of it a little, if the offspring are dead, who gives themselves incense, wouldn't it become a lonely ghost.
"Am I a fool? Dog. Day you two are insulting my IQ and bragging. It's forced to blow to the sky, where did you learn the nonsense, and you're not afraid to flash your tongue when you say big things, so the ghost will believe what you two idiots say, but I like people like you, and there will be a lot of oil when it's squeezed dry. Da Mu said gloomily.
"Why don't you believe what I say? The two of us are really rich people, we have hundreds of millions of assets at home, and the loss of 500,000 is too little, and we are very out of identity, I take out a thing casually, it is worth more than your broken porcelain. Song Dongye pretended to be pretending, and his tone of voice was particularly inadequate, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was rich, he raised his left hand, revealing that he was carrying a watch on his hand, and said very ostentatiously: "See that this watch is not, a brand-name watch, imported from Switzerland, a limited edition made by hand, worth millions of yuan, so we are genuine rich people, you guys come and blackmail me, right?" Try to raise the price a little bit to match who I am. ”
"He is my boss, I am his driver, I can prove it, what he said is not wrong at all, there is absolutely no exaggeration in it, the real ones are dry goods, proper billionaires, you see what I am holding in my hand, the keys to the BMW car, x6, millions of luxury cars, as long as you have the ability, you can take down the two of us, the famous watch and the luxury car are yours, and there is 5 million yuan in cash, if you don't take the money, it will be thundered by the sky. There is a good saying: If you don't open for three years, you can eat for three years, as long as you make our order today, you can rest for a long time. Fei Tian took the car keys and echoed with a divine sword.
Da Mu was speechless, stunned, what the hell are these two people I met today! One is more exaggerated than the other, as if begging himself, to rob the two of them, and to match the price of their identity, this he. Damn, it's the first time I've met this kind of person in my years of professional porcelain career, and I don't know how to deal with them without experience, and I'm a little overwhelmed.
"Big brother, we shouldn't have met two neuropaths, right? How can normal people do this kind of work, they should be very nervous at this time, but they are also too calm, and they don't look nervous at all, which is not logical? Standing next to Da Mu and touching the porcelain man Jia said.
"Yes! Big brother, I also feel abnormal, how do I feel in my heart, there are some inexplicable feelings, as if there is a feeling of suffering, we should not be too lucky, choose the wrong object, met two masters who like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers. Standing next to the big wood and touching the porcelain man B said.
"You two are the smartest people in our team, it is my left shoulder and right arm, and the analysis is very reasonable, but I think what the two of them said is more reasonable, it will not be open for three years, and it will be open for three years, and the other sentence is even more reasonable, if you don't take it, you will be struck by thunder, so if you fight for a vote, maybe it will be successful." Oki analyzed seriously.
"Big brother, I suddenly thought of a possibility, the two people in front of me are not pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, nor are they neuropaths, nor are they fools, he. Damn, smart people, bluffing, playing a game of fiction and reality, truth and falsehood, this is bluffing us, don't be deceived by them, it's just two paper tigers, dying. "Touching the porcelain man seemed to think of something, and suddenly realized.
"It doesn't matter what he is, what are we afraid of, the two of them are looking for a smoke, showing off their wealth in front of us, isn't this making us rich? It's like 'lighting lanterns in the toilet - looking for', in short, this ticket is decided, brothers give it to me. After Da Mu said this, he habitually stepped back, and his porcelain accomplices rushed up with a roar of excitement.
After waiting for this opportunity for a long time, it was finally time for Song Dongye and Feitian's mood to be a little excited.
"Brothers, remember to me, you don't hit someone in the face, it's enough to break his limbs, we all have professional ethics, people eat with their faces, ruining other people's faces is equivalent to breaking our jobs, so you have to take it easy, they are our food and clothing parents." Oki, who thought he had retreated to safety, reminded loudly.
Song Dongye and Feitian were amused, but their hands and feet did not stop, they carried sticks to meet them, the two of them knew each other in their hearts, cooperated tacitly, and did what Damu said, beating people without slapping their faces, hitting their limbs and breaking their hands and feet was enough.
The tiger into the flock of sheep fell one-sided, after a burst of chickens and dogs jumped, like a storm sweeping leaves, the battle ended in less than two minutes, this is an asymmetrical battle, the side with fewer people is strong in combat, and the side with more people is scumbag in combat effectiveness, all of which are seconds.
Song Dongye and Feitian stood in the crowd of two of them, having the illusion of being dazed, this scene was too funny, I thought about countless victorious endings, but I just didn't expect it to be solved so quickly, this should be regarded as a record-breaking, or humiliated.
This is a person not a pig, too fast, to win a little doubtful life, is this the other party is too weak, or their own combat effectiveness has improved again, even if it is six pigs, you don't have to work hard to catch them, just simply drive them into the pigsty, and the time will be more than two minutes, right?
"Today's incident, after you go back, you and I will rot it in our hearts, okay? Don't tell it to others, if you say it, you will be laughed at by others, we are fighting with people who are worse than pigs, and our forced grades have been lowered, and it will damage our reputation if it is spread to the rivers and lakes, and now I regret it a little, scolding him for the old king next door, what kind of person is this? Song Dongye said with a little cry and laughter.
"I know, Brother Dong, what you said is right, I also think that this is a group of local chickens and tile dogs, no, I used the wrong word, the description is wrong, it should be said that it is a group of waste lower grade than the local chicken and tile dogs, and it is known that it is a slap in the face, and we have to dig a hole in the ground." Fei Tian said with emotion: "But now there is a leading stupid pig over there, since we have all dirty hands, then good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and the door is a kick, just such a trembling thing, reluctantly solve him, and share the joys and sorrows with his brothers, the ghost cries and wolves and howls painfully*, this is the brotherly love, the presentation of the righteousness of the rivers and lakes." ”
"This is a good idea, it is really good, the person who is the eldest brother should set an example, he can't always be disabled by the younger brother, and his whole body parts are neat, unharmed, alive, standing aside and watching, he will be despised, this is too unambitious, and it is too much to say, let him and his brothers be injured together, and share life and death together." Song Dongye said approvingly.
Although Song Dongye and Feitian were well-deserved, they were touting each other, and they were already frightened by the combat strength of the two of them, and they were even more sad now, and they were about to vomit blood with anger.
Da Mu remembers very clearly that when he went out, he had incense for Guan Erye, why didn't he bless himself? I met two people today who are monsters, they are simply humanoid weapons, they are ruthless, clean and neat, and the means are very skillful, and they are too fierce, right?
Although the combat effectiveness is scum, after all, he is also a big brother, he can mix on the road, he is also famous, and he still has vision, from Song Dongye and Feitian rushed up with sticks and fierce momentum, Da Mu He knew that this time he kicked the iron plate and collided with the old rivers and lakes.
He quietly moved to the door of the abandoned yard, but it was not as he wished, not that he was too slow, but that the enemy's speed was too fast, and he broke into the crowd of younger brothers, and it was solved like chopping melons and vegetables, and the time to kill a pig was not so fast, which was worse than a pig.
Just when Song Dongye and Feitian were carrying sticks and smiling and forced up, Da Mu was frightened, as if he had seen a ghost, his legs were a little disobedient, and suddenly he felt a little urinating and could not bear it, otherwise the joke would be big, how to be a big brother in the future, to lead the younger brother to generate income and seek welfare, fortunately, the life on the road for many years has not been in vain, with profound skills and amazing endurance, and he has resisted it stubbornly.
Just when Da Mu thought that he was going to suffer from the flesh and skin, he closed his eyes in resignation, hoping that the other party would not be too violent, and suddenly his brain convulsed and he was compassionate, and he could make his hand a little lighter, and he hoped that it could be realized.
But at this time, an arrogant voice came, which made Da Mu's heart like ashes, like a dead father; Song Dongye and Feitian laughed again, they were really surprised, because this voice was very familiar.