Could it be that the guy surnamed Xie who met in the birch forest that day was the ruffian Xie in Luo Shan's mouth?

At night, Ling Buyan finished washing and lying on the bed and chatting with Li Qingguo's regular WeChat.

Buzhan: "That goods are surnamed Xie, right?" ”

Fruit: "Who?" ”

Unstained: "The one where the basketball smashed the camera." ”

Fruit: "He? I thought you were asking the guy who paid me at the pharmacy today. Thank you, ruffian, you don't know! ”

Buzhin: "How do you know?"

Guozi: "A famous person in our department, listening to his gossip every day, my ears are about to be ground out of the cocoon."

Unstained: "You guys?" Department of Chinese Literature? ”

Guozi: "By the way, from what I know about you, your prey should be the gentleman man who took you to the infirmary last time and helped me pay for it today!" How do you pay attention to the ruffian? ”

Buzhan: "Just ask."

Guozi: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the money to buy a new camera, he said to ask you to give him the invoice, and his father will be reimbursed when he sees the invoice, so you need to pay in advance, and he is transferring it to me."

Unstained: "...... You just said that this girl has long been poor and crazy, and she has eaten the last meal without the next meal, and has already walked on the Huangquan Road in the ranks of starving ghosts, and she still paid in advance? Is it okay to have a dark coin? ”

Ten seconds later.

Li Qingguo sent a screenshot, which was a chat record between her and the ruffian Xie.

Buran: "You're crazy, you sent him my original words word for word!" ”

Fruit: "I'm angry with him, it's okay!" Unstained with might! ”

Unstained: "......"

Fruit: "Why don't you ask me about it?"

Unstained: "What? ”

Fruit: "The Matter of Pregnancy"

Buran: "I don't know you yet, if you are really pregnant, you can still chat with me so calmly!" ”

Fruit: "A false alarm, hee-hee-hee......"

Buzhan: "Let's take it easy in the future, Miss, be careful next time you get pregnant with twins!" ”

Fruit: "...... If that's the case, you're responsible for raising one for me! ”

Unstained: "Get out!" ……”

After chatting with Li Qingguo, Ling Buyan habitually swiped Weibo on her mobile phone, and her "What is love" dynamic has a new reply:

"The essence of love is the sense of déjà vu at first sight, and the high degree of recognition and pity that one person has for another person after contact."

"Highly agreed? Déjà vu? This is an objective and emotional explanation of love. She looked at the other party's name: Yanxi. This suave name attracted her all at once, and she was about to open the other party's homepage, but was interrupted by the words of her roommates Luo Shan and Chunni.

Chunni: "No, do you still tell us ghost stories tonight?" ”

"yes, I can't sleep when I don't listen to you lately." , Luo Shan seconded.

Bu Yan groaned slightly: "The ghosts are scared away by your screams, and they still listen to the ghosts!"

Chunni sneered: "Shan, you can't sleep at night without looking at the photos of the male god." Often YY is not good for the kidneys, remember to combine work and rest. ”

Incomprehensible: "A combination of work and rest?"

Chunni: "You just can't just YY in bed, you have to download a few more AV films to see."

Don't stain, Luo Shan: "Little Nizi has been stumbling on the yellow road for many years!" ”

Chunni defended: "People are very pure, it's just a little unscrupulous!" ”

Buran: "By the way, do you two still want to listen to ghosts?"

Luo Shan: "Wait, I'm going to change Xiangxiang's bed to sleep." ”

Xiangxiang's full name is Qu Xiang, and Luo Shan is clinical. Luo Shan leans against the window, and Qu Xiang leans against the door. Since Qu Xiang's family accident last week and she took a week off, her bed is naturally empty.

Buzhan: "The ghost I'm going to talk about tonight is going to break into the door, and it has nothing to do with the window."

Chunni reminded: "Shan, you don't know that Xiangxiang has a habit of cleanliness, you still sleep in her bed, be careful that she turns her face with you when she comes back."

"Won't you two be done if you two don't say no?" , Luo Shan got up and moved towards Qu Xiang's bed.

"I think Xiang's sense of taste is different from ordinary people, we don't say she can smell it." , do not remind, Yu Shan again.

Luo Shan: "She's really a strange flower, a dormitory roommate, everyone wears the same pair of pants, and no one can touch her things!" ”

Unstained, spring mud: "......"

Luo Shan: "Hey, I said you two don't keep silent every time I mention her problem, Xiangxiang really doesn't treat the three of us as sisters, don't you think?" You see, she is alone in class and out of class, and even self-study is a person, never with us, let alone crazy streets, she always refuses when we call her. As she spoke, she crawled back into her bed.

Chunni: "Well, she just has a sense of mystery!" ”

Luo Shan: "What a mystery, it's simply a mystery!" Don't stain, you say? ”

Ling Buyan listened to the conversation between Luo Shan and Chunni, as if he was thinking about something, but he lost his mind for a moment and did not answer Luo Shan's question.

Chunni: "I think Xiangxiang can get a little closer to Buzhan, and I don't feel at all for the two of us." ”

Ling Buyan thought to himself, with Qu Xiang's family background, there was a reason why he was more withdrawn. In addition, she is not good at expressing herself and hiding her thoughts deeply, which will inevitably make people misunderstand her. In Ling Buyan's opinion, Qu Xiang didn't treat her roommate as a sister, just because she was too inferior, and her inferiority complex made her stay away from the people around her.

I still remember in the first semester of my freshman year, there was a time when Luo Shan had to throw away a lot of new clothes. Chunni reminded her that it was a pity to throw it away, so it was better to donate or give it away. Then Luo Shan asked Qu Xiang if she had a fancy in good intentions, and asked her to pick first, and then donate after picking. But this girl is also very arrogant, and she didn't take into account Qu Xiang's strong self-esteem, so she actually exchanged Qu Xiang's sentence: "In your heart, I am almost like the people who received donations in the disaster area, right?"

"Be kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs! I saw that the ones you wore back and forth on your body were not as new as my clothes, so I picked them out for you first. Luo Shan replied straightforwardly.

"No matter how old I am, I don't need charity!" , Qu Xiang glared angrily.

"Who gave alms? It's trendier than your clothes, are you wearing so dirt all day long? ”

"You're just too much of a deception!" , Qu Xiang actually left two lines of tears.

Luo Shan was also angry, and wanted to argue with Qu Xiang. Buyan and Chunni hurriedly spoke out to persuade each other to avoid a dispute.

In fact, Luo Shan is from a high-ranking family in the city, and she has been pampered since she was a child, and it is also a daily routine to be generous. Not to mention that the clothes are worn in a hurry, and even the bags are not bought for carrying, but they are collected as a hobby. And Qu Xiang, who was born in the countryside and came from an ordinary family, seems to be indeed sensitive.

"Dye, don't you talk about ghosts?" , Chunni's words pulled Ling Buyan's thoughts back.

Bu Ran: "Actually, Xiangxiang is not easy, let's give her more understanding!" ”

Luo Shan: "I didn't say that she was not good, but I thought she was a little cold......"

Chunni: "Who knows, some people are slow-burning." But...... Xiangxiang and we have been roommates for two years, and no matter how cold our temperament is, it should be warm. ”

Buran: "Do you know the reason for her leave this time?" Actually......"

"What is the reason?" , Chunni and Luo Shan said in unison.

"His father died last week, and her mother is not in good health, and there is a teenage brother at home......"

"......", after listening to Ling Buyan's words, both of them were silent. In the middle of the sound, Luo Shan suggested: "In the future, I will call her for group activities in the dormitory, it will be my birthday in two weeks, I hope she will not refuse."

Chunni was puzzled: "Dye, why is she willing to tell you about her heart?" I was very puzzled......"

Unstained: "You two don't stay home all day, it's too prodigal!" ”

Chunni, Luo Shan: "What's the solution?" ”

Unstained: "Because Xiangxiang and I are single, and we are homebodies, we often start chatting when we are bored in the dormitory~"

Luo Shan: "I'm single too, okay!" No, I burst into tears when I think about it! I've got to get a man now! Act tomorrow! ”

Buran: "Okay, I won't talk about ghosts tonight, let's read a passage to you, saying: The mother cheetah who can feed three cheetahs cub on the African savannah can be awarded a medal, which is very remarkable." In most cases, it is good for these three cheetahs to survive, and the survival rate of cheetahs is so low because they don't care about being a father. To sum up, in the case of reproduction and nurturing the next generation, whoever pays more is the party that is pursued, and the party who pays less is the party that pursues. Knowing this, it is important to wonder if there are uncommon examples of females in nature pursuing males, which means that we are looking for species in which males give more. ”

Luo Shan: "What do you mean??"

Chunni: "Shan, you are looking for more species to pay for males~"

Luo Shan: "I still don't understand ......"

"I don't understand, I'll read you another paragraph: There are the following species in nature where females chase males, 1. Ostrich: Male ostriches live a polygamous life, and it is females who pursue males. Why? Because the male ostrich will be involved in incubating the eggs, and then be responsible for bringing the young ostrich to grow.

2. Waterfowl of the genus Flap Webbed (pǔ) Sandpiper (yù): Although male ostriches participate in incubating eggs and bringing babies, they are not as good as waterbirds of the genus Flap Webbed Sandpiper in terms of fatherhood, the father of this kind of waterfowl is completely independent of incubating eggs and bringing babies, so it develops the extreme behavior of females pursuing and competing for males, which is manifested in the fact that females grow gorgeous feathers, and at the same time have strong fighting ability, and they are larger than males, and implement the breeding strategy of "polyandry". Of course, they don't really form families. It's just that once the male mates with the female, the female lays eggs, and then the males go to hatch the eggs and take the baby, and the females start chasing the other males......"

"Oh, I kind of understood, don't dye this is an insinuation about me! Ling Buyan, you deserve to be single, what's wrong with chasing a man? Luo Shan poked her head out of the bed and roared angrily.

Chunni quipped: "Shan, are you an ostrich or a water bird?" Hurry up and find a man to incubate your eggs and bring the baby! ”，

"You two join forces to bully me, and when I find a man, I will definitely let my man break your legs!"

Unstained, spring mud: "I'm so afraid!" I'm more afraid than a ghost! ”