Chapter 41: Overstimulation
"Hey, you finally called back, I want to tell you, if I see you again in the future, believe it or not, I will kill you, I won't compensate me, and I want to be compensated from me, think about the money and go crazy, I won't answer your phone again, if you dare to harass me again, call me again, I will have to pay for the 50,000 yuan of mental damage, because now my body and mind have been destroyed by you!"
Mei Lin seemed to be slightly moved by the phone call to the door, and a trace of resentment disappeared, and hung up the phone, she stared blankly at her feet, closed her eyes again, and fell into deep thought.
"I don't know if I let Shi Yue take it home and raise it, but I can't even take care of myself now, let alone raise ......."
At the same time, Shi Yue had just finished feeding the millet given by the proprietress of the bird, and was carefully taking care of the bird in his house.
But thinking that the proprietress asked her to do something she didn't understand, she looked up the information on the Internet, and she didn't understand how the parrot should teach it to speak for the first time, so she wanted to go to the living room and log in to the old antique computer.
was suddenly startled by the loud voice outside.
Shi Yue's trembling hands were constantly stroking the budgie cockarot, afraid that it would be too stimulated by the transition.
I couldn't bear to pinch the bird's beak to prevent it from making a sound, so I had to put my finger next to the parrot's beak, and then put it to my lips to train it not to speak.
"That bullshit lawyer from Bixia Law Firm, get out of here!"
The owner kicked open the door of the bungalow and then made a noise in the living room.
"I'll let you live in my room, it's good for you to bite me back, and go to testify to others, what I caused first, I should fight, people are legitimate defense, okay, give me out, come out! The house is not rented to you, one by one, Lao Tzu pity you for having no place to live, the rent is so cheap, and there are still people who drag it and don't give it! ”
"Dangdang!"
"Still alive? Okay, Erlang God, I don't believe that you can hide for the rest of your life, don't let me see you if you have the ability, or I'll let you roll up and let me get out, what house do you have no money to live in? I don't have money to go out to eat, I want to eat a bully meal, and see if the boss doesn't break your legs, and I can't rent a house to people like you in the future! It's not as good as a beast, and whoever treats it well, it also knows how to wag its tail and bark a few times......"
Suddenly, Shi Yue's bird cried twice.
"Chirp!"
Shi Yue quickly blocked the bird's beak with her fingers, thinking that this would stop it from calling, but she was wrong.
"Who? Tell you, who's there to scare me, get out of here, don't pretend to be a ghost in the house! ”
In fact, when the owner came a few days ago, it was also because Feng Feng said that he was worried about rats in the house, so he rushed over in a panic.
But this time he really heard this sound that made his scalp tingle, the landlord blinked his eyes and swallowed his saliva, and the reason why he rented out this large bungalow with a yard at a low price was because he was afraid of rats that "swished" and ran, and he would scream every time he saw it.
Seeing that no one came out of every room, the owner had to shout the last sentence inarticulately, "It's just a special scoundrel!" He was ready to rub his swollen cheeks and hurriedly leave.
"They're all scoundrels!"
"Who? Who's there to learn what I can say? The owner heard what appeared to be a non-human voice in the room, and he hurried away in three steps and two steps, "Haunted! ”
"Haunted!"
What made Shi Yue speechless was that his parrot learned these two sentences for the first time.
She raised her index finger in front of her mouth again, and then secretly looked at the back of the homeowner passing by the window, who had been getting farther and farther away, and seemed to look from behind, the hairstyle was a bit like the same style as the star, but it was a fat version.
Shi Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief, then carried the cage and opened the door.
But at this moment, a voice frightened her into weakness.
"They're all scoundrels!"
I thought it was the owner who was back, but it turned out to be a bird who was addicted to learning, which made Shi Yue cry and laugh.
Shi Yue walked quickly to the computer in the living room, and then pressed the keyboard quickly, but the web page opened surprisingly slowly.
"Haunted!"
When the people in the room heard this thin voice, they suddenly almost got goosebumps all over their bodies, and they came out to take responsibility Shi Yue, this parrot should be sent away, don't be scary here, and one of the male roommates, the girlfriend is on a business trip today, and what he said is particularly terrifying.
"I've heard that the house on our right was hit by a car a few days ago and died, and his house is always haunted! I heard that he was looking for a single girl, because it was a single girl who killed him......"
The share house is full of one-on-one couples, except for Feng Feng and Shi Yue, and the single girl is only Shi Yue.
Shi Yue didn't pay attention to these boring things, and after the roommates all entered the room, she was still staring at the computer screen and saw what was written on it.
"Talk to your budgies from time to time and use a soft tone to calm them down. Slowly put your hands in the cage until the bird is still running around. Remember to say, come up, as your fingers gently touch his belly! ”
Shi Yue did exactly what the net said, giving the parrot a little time to get used to his hands, and then, when it stopped being afraid, moved his fingers closer to its abdomen, like a perch, and sure enough, the parrot really stood up.
"Up, up, come!"
After Shi Yue finished teaching, the parrot did not learn to speak.
Immediately afterwards, Shi Yue clicked on the next step, which was marked in large bold letters, "When you want them to go back to the cage and perch, you should say "go down". Keep talking to him while he's in your hand! ”
After Shi Yue brewed for 1 minute, he began to teach the parrot to say words for the second time, "Down, down, down, ......"
But no matter how anxious Shi Yue was, the parrot just didn't speak.
She had no choice but to turn to the next page, the last step.
"If there is a combination of feather cutting, it will make this method easier! Just need patience, budgies, 100% easy to raise! ”
Shi Yue wanted to cut the feathers of his bird in the living room while comparing the pictures on the Internet, but he was worried that it would get to the ground in the public area and cause everyone's dissatisfaction, so he tried his best to remember the appearance of the cut, and then quickly carried the birdcage and returned to his room.
As soon as I entered the house, I heard the door of the whole bungalow "Bang!" "A bang.
Shi Yue locked the door a few more times, and then began to cut the feathers of his parrot under the lamp.
At this time, there was movement outside Shi Yue's window again.
"Single Girl ......"
Shi Yue put the bird back at once, and she carefully recalled what the male roommate said.
"I've heard that the house on our right was hit by a car a few days ago and died, and his house is always haunted! I heard that he was looking for a single girl, because it was a single girl who killed him......"
Shi Yue suddenly thought that she was the far right side of the entire rental house, that is, on the opposite side of the wall of her room, was the house of the person who had just died, and she suddenly hid her body in the quilt, including her own head.
"You hit me last time, it's my turn to hit you this time......"
There seems to be a kind of three-dimensional stereo that is looping behind the wall, surrounding Shi Yue's side.
"No, yes, yes, me!" Shi Yue bravely shouted out his inner cry.
"If you weren't her, come to the window, and I'll be here ......"
"Haunted!" The little parrot's sudden cry made Shi Yue unable to hold back any longer and cried quietly.
At this time, Shi Yue wanted to muster up the courage to run to the public phone booth and make a distress call to Meilin.
"Hey! I warned you, if you call me again, the 50,000 yuan, I'm going to decide! I'll send you the card number right now, you wait! ”
Mei Lin angrily turned out the bank card under her pillow, although there is not a penny in it yet, but Mei Lin thinks that as long as she becomes a lawyer, this card will definitely be full.
But when she pressed the phone number just now and was about to send a text message, she suddenly found that this number didn't seem to be the male duck's voice, the last two digits were 88, and the last two digits of the male duck voice were 38.
When Mei Lin realized her mistake, she decisively hit back.
"I didn't see it clearly just now, I think you're a disgusting person, you've already called me twice, is there something wrong?"
The other end of the phone finally started talking, "Excuse me, is it Miss Merlin?" ”
"Yes! Which one are you? Who told you my phone? ”
"I'm the gentleman who paid 2,000 yuan for your parrot, do you remember? Your father asked me to contact you! I'd like to ask ......."
"How many years has my father been away from home, why did he ask you to contact me, and he knew to repent? Tell him that I won't forgive him! ”
Mei Lin put down the phone and began to cry bitterly, thinking that all the suffering she had suffered over the years was brought by her father.
But after calming down, Merlin thought of another person, and after wiping away her tears, she called back the number, but still crying.
"Hey! Where do you think my dad is now? Who are you? ”
"Your father was selling parrots at the flower and bird market, and you were there a few days ago, a yellowed cockatiel, and you forgot it so quickly?"
"What? You fart, he's my dad? Do you believe the I'm here? What's up? If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go! ”
"That parrot can't speak, as if it's depressed, your father, oh no, your mother......"
Prosperous was particularly nervous when Meilin scolded her repeatedly, for fear that if something was inappropriate, Meilin would hang up the phone again.
"He's my former boss, I'm not doing it now, what? What else? To put it simply, my consultation fee is very expensive! ”
"Replace it within 3 years, you heard it last time, but now he says that only the cage can be replaced, the bird can't be replaced, you can do me a favor......"
"No, why should I help you? Funny? Did you buy it for the sake of my face? ”
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, "Yes! ”