Chapter 206: Unexpected Circumstances
"Don't panic, don't panic, I can see that tea is good tea, but the water is not serious. Listen to me, don't drink it, don't drink it. Tong Xiaolai said.
After a while, the face came out.
"This boss is very fast. Haha, don't worry, the water in this side is white, it should be fine. Tong Xiaolai looked at the white noodles and said.
Tong Xiaolai looked at the hot noodles, first mixed three circles on the left, then three circles on the right, picked up a chopstick, blew, and prepared to put it in his mouth comfortably.
At this moment, two eyeballs suddenly appeared in the noodle bowl, and both eyes went out to sea!
As soon as Tong Xiaolai lifted his noodles, he saw two living eyes in the bowl.
Look at each other.
At this moment, "Hehehe, hehe......" Tong Xiaolai showed a mysterious smile, and then collapsed to the ground in fright, and with a "bang", the noodles also fell to the ground.
The old man hurriedly looked at another bowl of noodles, opened it and saw that it was actually a tongue inside, this is don't talk noodles!
The old man was also scared into a cold sweat when he looked at it.
"Boss, can you tell me where all the things you put come from?" Tong Xiaolai sat on the ground and said.
"I bought it from the vegetable market, and it is guaranteed to be very fresh, are you still satisfied?" The boss said.
"Satisfied, satisfied, I will be more satisfied if you take them away. Boss, this money is given to you, you don't have to look for it, you put the noodles back first, and we will eat it when it cools down for a while. Tong Xiaolai said.
"Good guest officer. The words of the guest officer are orders, and they will be carried out resolutely! The boss said.
"Boss, by the way, sweep the ground too." Tong Xiaolai looked at the two eyeballs on the ground, which was strange.
"Hehe, let's eat dry food." Tong Xiaolai smiled bitterly.
Everyone took out their favorite foods from their bags, such as snacks, bread, compressed biscuits, chicken thighs, and jerky.
Tong Xiaolai took out the drink and distributed the drink to everyone, everyone exchanged food with each other, ate a bite of staple food, drank a sip of yogurt, ate very fragrantly, and the picture was very harmonious.
Everyone put all the delicious food in the middle of the table, and take whatever they want to eat.
So for a while, everyone was quietly eating, nibbling on bread, eating biscuits, biting chicken legs, and replenishing their strength.
However, when he saw the fat man next to Mu Ling, he wanted to take the opportunity to show it.
"Come, Yiyi, eat more, if it's not enough, I still have it here." The fat man gave all the delicious food to Mu Lingyi.
"Come, Tongtong, eat more, if it's not enough, I still have it here." Mu Lingyi gave Tong Xiaolai all the delicious food.
"Come, everyone, eat more, if it's not enough, I still have it here." As a result, Tong Xiaolai distributed all the delicious food to everyone.
So, the fat man got the food from everyone, and gave it to Mu Lingyi, and Mu Lingyi got the food, and then gave it to Tong Xiaolai, and Tong Xiaolai got the food, and then gave it to everyone, and then the fat man got the food......
So these people didn't eat well, but played food solitaire. I'm sick!
"Lady, is it delicious? Come, eat more, too. Xiao Jin greeted her with warmth and care.
I have to say that since Xiao Jin got a lady, his whole person has changed. How to say it, I have become mature and more and more stable. It can be seen that he cherishes this hard-won feeling.
After everyone eats and rests, they discuss the next step together.
"Big brother, what are we going to do in a while? Where are we going to find this PHS? The fat man said.
"I'm very responsible, I don't know." Tong Xiaolai spread his hands, "Alas, if I knew, wouldn't I just fly over to find it, just fly over directly, so I don't have to buzz around like a headless fly like now." ”
Tong Xiaolai hesitated: "Well, don't worry, let's inquire in other places and see if there are any clues." ”
"It's getting late, let's go." The old man said.
"Well, let's go." Tong Xiaolai and everyone packed up their belongings and set off again.
Along the way, everyone saw the demon and asked the demon, and the ghost asked the ghost, but they all said that they only heard of its name, not its people, and only heard of the person PHS, but they had not really seen it.
"Eh, that's weird, I've never seen it, so why do you know about it?" Tong Xiaolai said.
"I think it's weird. I dare say there must be something else in it! Mechanical boy Lai said firmly.
"Oh. So according to you, what's so strange about that? What's the oddity? Tong Xiaolai asked.
The mechanical boy replied honestly: "I don't know." How do I know that? ”
"It's embarrassing, you know? A basket of nonsense. Nonsense: If you could sell it for money, you would have been the richest man in the world a long time ago! Tong Xiaolai sneered and contempted.
"Tong Xiaolai, you're itchy again, aren't you?!"
"Kala, kala!" The mechanical boy is loosening the bones of the fist.
"Come on, come on! You have the ability to smash me with money! Tong Xiaolai leaned his face over and smashed it here.
"You! I'm! I know that I'm not only a single dog, but also a poor bastard. Do I need to smash you even if I have money? How comfortable I am to smash myself! "The mechanical boy Xiao Lai felt tightness in his chest and shortness of breath, and he was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
"Huh, hahaha! I just like to see you pretending to be forced, but you can't! Yo roar~" Tong Xiaolai mocked mercilessly.
The mechanical boy looked at him with deathly eyes.
That's when it happened.
"Bang bang!" "Smack!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Boom......
The unexpected arose.
"What sound?" Tong Xiaolai said vigilantly.
Everyone pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
"It's like the sound of a plate being smashed." The mechanical boy Xiaolai also said vigilantly.
"Big brother, I heard it too, it seems that there is still a fight." The fat man said.
The old man pointed to the front: "It seems to be coming from that direction!" ”
"Let's go, let's go and see!" Tong Xiaolai said hurriedly and walked in the front.
Everyone got up and ran, turned a few corners, dodged some ghosts on the road, and rushed to the place where the sound came from.
Voices can be heard, and the place of the incident is not far away.
Everyone hurried to take a look, but saw that something seemed to be happening in front of them, and many ghosts were watching the excitement.
The crowd rushed forward.
Tong Xiaolai squeezed into the group of ghosts to see, at the door of the tavern, there was a person drinking on the ground, drunk like mud, as if he was spilling and making trouble.
Tong Xiaolai looked at this figure, this face, and this hair, as if he was familiar.
"It turned out to be Xiao Liuzi, a six-eared mud monkey!" Tong Xiaolai recognized him at a glance.
"Six-eared mud monkey, is that him?!" The friends were also surprised, but they didn't expect to meet him.
It turned out that he was not only drinking in the tavern, but also punching and killing a fellow, only to be blasted out by the ghosts of the tavern, during which he also used his hands to lift the table, smash the plate, and smash other people's drinking tables.
The owner of the wine shop stood at the door, with a group of thugs behind him, holding knives, forks and sticks in their hands, ready to make a move on Xiao Liuzi.
"Stinky monkey, hurry up and lose money! Otherwise, you look good! The owner of the wine shop crossed his waist with one hand and held a mace in the other, pointing at the six-eared mud monkey on the ground and blowing his beard and glaring.
The six-eared mud monkey remained unmoved, slumped on the ground, drunk like mud, with a flask in his hand, and drank from time to time, only caring about himself, ignoring the owner of the liquor store and the thugs.
"Someone, call me! Hit me hard! Fight to the death! The owner of the liquor store gave an order to the six-eared mud monkey on the ground.
"Eh, little Liuzi, why are you? So you're here. Tong Xiaolai came out of the group of ghosts and stepped forward to greet him.
At the door of the tavern, the thug who had just raised his weapon saw someone coming up and stopped again.
Tong Xiaolai said hello to the six-eared mud monkey. He recognized Tong Xiaolai.
"Ugh!"
He burped, choked Tong Xiaolai enough, and said drunkly, "It turned out to be you." I remember you. You're that little projectile, little projectile, so raw. It's amazing. ”
Tong Xiaolai came to his senses: "Did you say Barrett?" Indeed, many people say that it is amazing. Little Liuzi, long time no see, long time no see! ”
"Ugh!"
Xiao Liuzi also shook hands with him and responded, "Yes, long time no see...... Long time no see......"
When the owner of the liquor store saw that there was suddenly another person next to the monkey, he asked, "Who are you?" Are you a rescuer invited by the monkeys? ”
"What's going on? How did it come to this? Tong Xiaolai glanced around, and the tables and plates all fell out.
The owner of the liquor store angrily counted his old accounts and said, "This monkey head not only wants to eat the overlord meal, but also killed a guy in our tavern, but also destroyed our table and broke our plates, how can this account be calculated?" Either give the money or let him exchange his life! ”
"Uh, what's wrong with me drinking your wine? It was your bartender who was so uninteresting that he angered me, and I just rewarded it with a fist to taste, who knew that it couldn't help but fight, like a piece of paper, so that my sixth man punched him like this, and he died. Uh, hehe, hehe, uh......" Xiao Liuzi burped again and again, without the slightest sense of apology.
"Oh~ I see." Tong Xiaolai finally understood, he didn't pay for drinking, and he beat people.
The owner of the liquor store said impatiently: "Who the hell are you?" Don't stop me from beating him up, don't you want to settle the bill for him? ”
Tong Xiaolai touched his trouser pocket and said angrily: "Eh, unfortunately, I happen to have some money in my hand." In this case, I think so, the owner of the wine shop, you fight, you can fight with confidence, you can fight hard, kill me and count it as mine, I'll dodge first, don't splash my blood when the time comes! Tong Xiaolai said and flashed away.