Chapter 1990: Pyrotechnic Life
Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "This time, you don't need to use any cultivation, just nod your head." ”
"Then I'll nod first, no matter what you have to do, I'll just agree." Ding Ermiao said with a smile.
Ding Ermiao knew that Ji Xiaoxiao's mind was difficult to guess, and the elves were weird. However, as a model husband, Ding Ermiao will never refuse Ji Xiaoxiao's request.
"I want...... After two days of fireworks life, ordinary couples are the same, tea, rice, oil and salt, trivial. Ji Xiaoxiao snuggled up to Ding Ermiao and said, "I want to be a housewife and cook and laundry for you." Not too long, even if it's a day, I'm satisfied. ”
Once he returns to the Great Wilderness World, Ding Ermiao is no longer an ordinary person, and he is not Ji Xiaoxiao's exclusive belonging. So Ji Xiaoxiao wants to experience the simple happiness of the little people in the mountain city. This is Ji Xiaoxiao's thoughts, but Ji Xiaoxiao can't say it, saying it is a kind of pressure on Ding Ermiao.
"Isn't that easy? Anyway, these days, we have to wait for Li Weinian's wedding. I'll listen to you, find a house, and live a few days of fireworks life in ordinary people's homes. Ding Ermiao nodded and said.
"Thank you." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled like a flower, and took advantage of the fact that there was no one on the road to imprint a kiss on her husband's face.
Just do it, Ding Ermiao thought about traveling, locked a fully furnished rental house in the eastern suburbs, rushed over with Ji Xiaoxiao, and then invited the landlord to rent the house at twice the price.
Because it is a hardcover room, it is very convenient. After moving in, all you need is two quilts.
Ji Xiaoxiao tied up her apron, took out the appearance of a housewife, inside and out, and cleaned it first. Ding Ermiao naturally helped on the side and chatted about some gossip.
Because they want to experience life, Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao did not use any magical powers, and they all worked step by step like ordinary people.
After cleaning up the room, Ji Xiaoxiao took off her apron, took a break, and said, "Husband, I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, will you go?" ”
"Go, I'll be a porter." Ding Ermiao hurriedly said.
"Okay, let's go." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled with satisfaction, took Ding Ermiao's hand, and went out of the house.
The vegetable market is not far away, and it is busy at nine o'clock in the morning. All kinds of businessmen are shouting and greeting, and it is prosperous.
Ji Xiaoxiao pulled Ding Ermiao and squeezed into the crowd, while asking, "Husband, what do you want to eat at noon?" ”
"Green vegetable tofu, just add a little bit of meat. Let's live, we can't be too wasteful, we still have to pay off the mortgage, raise children, and raise a car......" Ding Ermiao regarded himself as a mortal and said with a smile.
The wife wants to experience ordinary life, and Ding Ermiao can only enter the play in depth and cooperate.
"Well, it's the same thing." Ji Xiaoxiao squatted down in front of a vegetable stall and picked vegetables.
Then they bought some tofu, and the couple went to buy meat.
"Hey, do you two buy meat?" An obscene middle-aged uncle, with a boning knife in his hand, pointed at Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao, and greeted rudely.
"It's so rude, how can you point at people with a knife?" Ji Xiaoxiao glared at her, and was about to get angry, but she was suddenly stunned and said with a smile: "Hey, how could it be you?" I've seen you! ”
The pork guy grinned and said, "Yes, yes, you are my old customer, you often buy pork from me, of course you have seen me!" ”
"Go and go, less nonsense, less close to me! My soul bought pork from you! Ji Xiaoxiao crossed her waist, like a shrew, and glared: "You are the street writer, read it, right?" Don't think I don't know you, hey, why don't you write a book and come here to be a pork guy! ”
"Ah, so you really know me?" The pork guy turned red and was dumbfounded.
Ding Ermiao laughed and said, "Once in a private house in the western suburbs of the mountain city, Wenqu Xingjun decided the case, and you rushed in to shout injustice, do you remember?" ”
Back then, Ding Ermiao fooled Wenqu star Pan Yifeng and wrote a judgment to Luzhu and others. Who knew that the fake turned out to be true, attracting this stupid writer, and he almost made a scene. Later, he was scolded by Pan Yifeng and kicked out by Li Weinian.
"Uh...... Yes, how do you know? The pork guy hasn't figured out the situation yet, but he has admitted his identity back then.
Because Ding Ermiao and others at that time were all disguised and disguised, not what they are now. Therefore, Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao knew the pork guy, but the pork guy didn't know their husband and wife.
"Hee-hee, I know you anyway!" Ding Ermiao smiled and asked, "I don't see that you can still write books, and you can slaughter pigs." How, when the pork guy is better than writing a book...... Earn a little more? ”
The pig killer sighed, shook his head, and said, "It's all about the same." However, writing books is too tiring, many people don't give money to read books, go to pirate books, come to the genuine version to urge updates, and will speak ill of each other and scold your whole family. Say you're slow to write, say you should be up to 24 hours a day without sleep, and give them free books. ”
"Won't you, watch piracy, and curse?" Ji Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, indicating that she couldn't understand.
"How not? You look at their space, everyone is a keyboard warrior, they all love the country, love their families, love their parents, love their brothers, hate little devils, hate human traffickers, stick a knife in both ribs, punish evil and promote good heroes, all kinds of tall and high, all kinds of positive energy! But when they are asked to pay to read a book, they will not hesitate to hurt a writer who is eager for support without thinking, and scold when they open their mouths, damn, Lao Tzu is giving you face when he reads your book, and he also needs money! ”
As he spoke, the pork guy slapped the pork a few times with a boning knife, snapped, and became emotional, and said, "If you sell pork, it's very worry-free." Who has the guts to buy pork here and dare not give money? Give one less point, my boning knife is not a vegetarian! ”
"Don't brag, people have less than you, you dare to cut people's ears?" Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes and said:
"However, readers who don't pay for reading books and have to scold people are extremely low-quality, so why should you bother with them? You must know that the vast majority of readers are good people, all supporting you and cheering for you! You don't write books anymore, are you worthy of those hardcore readers? ”
The pork guy was silent, with a look of grievance.
"There are still many good people in the world, so there is no need to doubt life." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "It's better to be like this, Lao Xiang, I'll give you a wonderful story, you can write it." ”
"It doesn't matter if you make money or not, but what if those people scold me?" The pork guy asked.
Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "Heavenly Dao cycle, cause and effect are unpleasant, I will plant Maoshan anti-curse Dafa on your body." Whoever wants to scold you in the future will reflect back and follow the scolder for life! I'm a mage, and I have the ability. ”
"Okay, what kind of story do you want me to write?" The pork guy asked.
Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Write our story, and I'll tell you slowly......"
For a long time, Ji Xiaoxiao has been thinking that the story of herself and Ding Ermiao must be written by someone and circulated in the world in order to live up to this vigorous life. Today, I happened to meet a pork guy writer, which can be regarded as fate.
Ji Xiaoxiao slowly finished telling the story of herself and Ding Ermiao, and asked, "How is it, is it worth writing?" ”
"Cultivating immortals to become gods is too exaggerated." The pork guy thought for a while and said, "Actually, I'm very interested in a knife and a person in this story. ”
"What knife, what man?" Ding Ermiao asked.
"The predecessor of the 10,000-person beheading was a torture knife, slashing the evil god at the top and the yin soul at the bottom, known as a peerless murder weapon. Even your grandfather died because of it. There must be a lot of stories on it. There is also your master uncle, Lin Fengjiao, who is the head of the Heavenly Ghost Dao, and the two worlds of Yin and Yang are powerful, and his life must be very exciting. ”
The pork guy lit a cigarette and said, "I want to know these two stories, can you tell them to me?" ”
"Yes. Which story would you like to hear first? Ding Ermiao asked.
"Let's talk about 10,000 people first, and then talk about Lin Fengjiao." Pork guy said.
Ding Ermiao was silent for a moment and said, "Okay, let's talk about "The Peerless Murder Weapon" first, and then talk about "Counting the Heavenly Machine". ”
-- Thank you for being with you all the way, and please read today's sentences.
The main story of "Ghost Curse" has actually ended. But many readers, reluctant to end there, strongly demanded to continue.
It's hard to resist the enthusiasm, so I will recount "The Peerless Murder Weapon" and "Counting the Heavenly Machine" later, so that the story of "Ghost Curse" will be a little longer.
These two stories have little to do with Ding Ermiao. If you feel bored, please abandon the book and don't have to follow it.
Willing to listen to the author's nonsense, let's move on and continue to pay attention to "Ghost Curse".
In fact, after chasing here, everyone basically doesn't spend much money. One cent per chapter, two cents a day, and six dollars a month. Coupled with discounts and book coupons, basically, it is only two or three yuan a month.
If everyone scolds me because of this money, saying that I cheat money, I can only express my grievances.
"The Peerless Murder Weapon" and "Counting the Heavenly Machine" are both supernatural stories, which may be exaggerated, but they have nothing to do with cultivating immortals. Return to the supernatural style, I hope you like it.
The story of Li Weinian and Luzhu will be explained in the end; Ye Gufan Wanshu and other people will have an explanation in the end.