Chapter 37: People beat you to death with small fists
Su Xiaoyi first entered the camp tent that the soldiers said and saw a middle-aged young man dressed more like a general.
Su Xiaoyi was puzzled and said, "Excuse me?" Are you?"
The middle-aged man called a few soldiers to serve the food, and said with a smile: "My name is Zeroth, I am the eldest brother of Irelia, and I called you here today to ask you to help us Ionia." You sit down first. After speaking, he motioned for Su Xiaoyi to sit.
Su Xiaoyi casually found a seat and sat down and said, "Yes, this is no problem, after all, I owe you Sister Ling, but I need your help with one thing!" ”
"Oh? You say, I'll see if I can help, after all, now that Ionia and Noxus are at war, I can't guarantee this era of war! Zelos nodded.
At this time, Su Xiaoyi took out his iPhone7Plus album and showed it to Zelos, and found Bai Jinghan's photo before he came again. So it's not surprising that there is now, although it can't be connected, but you can use photo albums, recordings, etc., without the need for network functions.
Zelos was startled by what Su Xiaoyi took out and said, "What is this?" Why would anyone be in there?"
Su Xiaoyi knew that there was no such high-tech prop as a mobile phone in the Valoran Continent, so he explained: "This is called a mobile phone, a product of my hometown, and inside it is a picture album, that is, a photo!" I'm here to find this girl. ”
Zelos smiled awkwardly: "I didn't expect your hometown to be so advanced, I immediately joined to keep an eye on this woman." ”
In this era, there are cameras but not mobile phones, TV screens but not computers, muskets but cannons and bazookas.
Su Xiaoyi thanked: "That's bothering you." With that, he handed the phone to Zeroth. Zeros instructed a soldier to do it.
At this time, a beautiful woman came into the camp, it was Irelia, Irelia came in and saw Su Xiaoyi snorting and said to Zeloth: "Big brother, I lost!" ”
"It's okay, you are usually too arrogant, failure is not a bad thing for you, and it is good for you to know that there are people outside the world and there are heavens outside the sky." Zelos said unconcernedly, as if it didn't matter if it was a win or a loss.
Su Xiaoyi saw Irelia, and now Irelia was wearing armor, which was exactly the same as the classic skin she saw in the League of Legends game, but it was more beautiful and moving, giving people a feeling of being heroic but not a woman.
Zelos then said, "That little girl, come and sit down." Mr. Su Xiaoyi, where is your hometown from? Irelia nodded and sat next to Su Xiaoyi.
Su Xiaoyi thought about it, and they definitely didn't understand what he said about the earth, so he had to say: "A very remote village!" ”
Seeing that Su Xiaoyi was unwilling to tell the truth, Zelos didn't want to ask too much, so he directly took the chopsticks and said: "You two have been fighting for so long, you must be hungry, I ordered the cook to make a table of banquets, and everyone chatted while eating, otherwise it won't taste good if it's cold for a while!" ”
Su Xiaoyi saw the things on the table, there was roast chicken, a wild boar like the earth and a few side dishes, for Su Xiaoyi, these were hearty meals that he had never eaten.
Su Xiaoyi grabbed the wild boar meat and was about to put it back in her bowl, Irelia used chopsticks to grab it with Su Xiaoyi, which made Su Xiaoyi very helpless, Su Xiaoyi looked at Irelia, Irelia looked a little proud, as if to say again, "Who let you just win me, I don't want you to eat, I just grab it with you, what's the matter." Su Xiaoyi really wanted to say that this is very Irelia, no wonder League of Legends players like to tease the knife sister, and it can be seen that the knife girl is also arrogant.
Seeing his sister Irelia like this, Zelos couldn't help but exclaim: "Little sister, don't be like this, people are guests, aren't you disgraced our Ionian face like this?" ”
"But 。。。。。" Irelia pretended to be aggrieved.
This made Su Xiaoyi very unrecognized, and I was afraid that the only person who had seen the knife sister coquettish was her brother Zelos.
Seeing that Irelia didn't give up, Zelos was a little angry and continued: "You can't win by yourself, you can only blame you for not learning well, and complaining?" If you lose, you lose, and if you can't win, practice hard and win next time, won't it? ”
Irelia saw her brother angry, so she had to give up and let go of the chopsticks, which allowed Su Xiaoyi to smoothly pick up the piece of meat and eat it with relish.
Seeing Irelia's compromise, Zelos nodded with satisfaction and said, "Su Xiaoyi, what are your plans for the future?" ”
"General Zeroth, well, I'm going to leave in a moment, I'm traveling to find my friend's whereabouts." Su Xiaoyi didn't lie to himself, because Zelos is not the kind of villain who is secret, he is a righteous gentleman.
Zelos then heard that Su Xiaoyi was going to leave and travel, so he had his own plan and said, "Don't call me General, if you don't dislike it, call me Big Brother!" ”
Su Xiaoyi felt that it was also very convenient, and shouted: "Big brother." ”
"Eh, Brother Yi, can you do Big Brother a favor." Zelos agreed.
Sure enough, the cunning fox really thought about me again, Su Xiaoyi thought so, but he had already called other people's eldest brothers, and they had a meal of short hands and short mouths, so he had to help, but it was just a little unpleasant, and he said with a bad face: "Big brother, you say, as long as the younger brother can help, the younger brother will try his best to complete it." ”
Zelos laughed and said: "Refreshing, in fact, I don't have anything else, you know my little sister, is a hero of the League of Legends, but her mood is too proud, so I ask you to take her out for me to exercise, of course, you are her eldest brother on the way, she doesn't listen to you, just beat me hard, as long as you don't break the appearance!" ”
Irelia heard her eldest brother count herself, and said sullenly, "Big brother, I'm in enough mood, and I don't want him to be my brother." ”
"Don't be verbose, my father wanted me to train you to be a talent who can fight and calculate decisively, of course, to find a good family and marry you off, it's so big that there is no one, don't come back when you go out this time, there is still me here in Ionia!" Zelos stood up and slapped the table and yelled.
Irelia was so aggrieved that she seemed to be in tears, her eldest brother had been obedient to her since she was a child, and now she was suddenly like this. It's hard for anyone.
Su Xiaoyi saw Irelia like this, Chu Chu was pitiful, and couldn't bear to say: "Eh, Brother Zeros, don't be angry, I promise you." ”
Zelos sat down and said to Su Xiaoyi: "Then my sister, I have you on the road!" Thank you for your second brother! The last one yelled at Irelia.
With tears in her eyes, Irelia got up and ran out of the tent with a message: "I don't want to." ”
"You've turned against you." Zelos was angry with Irelia, don't want it.
Su Xiaoyi motioned to Zelos not to be angry and said, "Big brother, don't be angry, Irelia will be handed over to me, don't worry, I will let her travel with mine voluntarily!" ”
"So, excuse me, she's not bad by nature, but I've been used to it since she was a child." Zelos exhaled.
Su Xiaoyi nodded and followed Irelia's direction.
At this moment, Irelia came to her room, took out a fluffy teddy bear and slammed it in the bear's face, scolding: "It's all you, Sue bastard, my brother is not like this, it's all you, people beat you to death with small fists, it's all your fault, and people are scolded by my brother, hum, hate, big bad!" I laughed as I played.
Of course, Su Xiaoyi was so frightened when she saw this scene that she didn't dare to speak, the heroes in the League of Legends who were strong in the single and fought back would actually be coquettish! Holy, I might have entered the fake League of Legends! Su Xiaoyi thought so.