"I didn't expect you to be such a Tang Yi!"

"Tang Yi is very cute, let's blacken him!"

"It can only be said that there is no harm without contrast...... Emma is so itchy! Hiss...... Itch to death, itch to death......"

"Shhh You're not alone! Hiss, tickle! ”

At first, the people who were standing at the front began to scratch, but they were almost spreading backwards at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye, the second row also began to itch, and it was not until the third row that the spread momentum was stopped. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

So I saw that at least twenty or thirty melon-eating people crowded in front were constantly scratching their ears and cheeks, rubbing their hands and feet, squeezing their eyebrows, and shouting.

Lie down in a groove! The melon-eating crowd in the back row was so frightened that their faces were like dirt and they retreated again and again--what should you do if you cross the world of "Campus Apocalypse"? It's in a hurry, online and so on!

These small soots are almost invisible to the naked eye, so almost no one notices what Tang Yi has done, even if Pan Xiaoxian and Ning Yusha are not aware of the truth, only Yu Qingnian, who was separated from Tang Yi before but observed from afar, found the clue.

"[100 Steps of Crazy Smoke]? Monkey Sailei! Seeing this, Yu Qingnian's face couldn't help but change slightly, and he said to himself: "Within a hundred steps, there is no form and colorlessness, smoke and dust reach, and you are crazy to death!" Monkey Sailei's 100 steps of crazy smoke are really unguardable!

"It is said that the Tang Sect has three uniques, light skills, hidden weapons, and poison, and it really lives up to its reputation!

"However, I heard that the power of a hundred steps of mad smoke can cover within a hundred steps, Tang Yi is at most ten steps at the level, and he has to shake his body hard to release, he can't be invisible and colorless, if he encounters it, he only needs to withdraw ten steps away in time......"

Hum! 100 steps of crazy smoke, specializing in all kinds of disobedience! The corners of Tang Yi's mouth showed a smug smile, I don't dare to itch you to death, but it's no problem to let you itch for three or five minutes! Dare to laugh at Lao Tzu? I'll just ask you if you're afraid!

Wait a minute!

Tang Yi looked at Pan Xiaoxian in disbelief - why didn't he itch? Why doesn't he itch? Why doesn't he itch?

Our Tang family's 100-step mad smoke is made of honey, Chuanbei, bellflower, and Tianshan Snow Lotus, which does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives! In addition to being violent, it tastes delicious! It is really a must-have medicine for home travel and killing!

Tickle me up!

He did deliberately avoid the range of Ning Yu's shattered smoke in the hundred steps, after all, this was the goddess in his heart, but Pan Xiaoxian's casual appearance really made Tang Yi angry and ashamed - uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

Let you see how powerful our Tang family's 100-step mad smoke really is!

Tang Yi's small eyes stared at Pan Xiaoxian stubbornly, and shook his whole body violently, he seemed to be just shaking, but in fact, it was a very fast frequency that shook for many times, and the direction of the shaking was also different, but every time he shaked, the internal force was oscillating, and many internal force oscillations restrained the hundred steps of madness from all angles and directions, preventing it from drifting in the air.

Ordinary people can't see the clues, but if they are grandmaster-level powerhouses, they can see that Tang Yi seems to have incarnated into a thousand-armed Guanyin, and many invisible big hands are gathering the hundred-step crazy smoke from all directions, and the hundred-step crazy smoke is gathered into a pillar of smoke, shooting straight towards Pan Xiaoxian!

The distance between him and Pan Xiaoxian was no more than three or five steps, and the pillar of smoke hit Pan Xiaoxian almost instantly, and Tang Yi's little white face was full of hideousness - I itch you to death!

However, what shocked him was that Pan Xiaoxian still didn't react, and even showed affection to Ning Yu casually!

"Husband, what's wrong with them?" Seeing that Tang Yi stopped talking, Ning Yusha originally wanted to go with Pan Xiaoxian, but when he saw that the melon-eating crowd around him was all like a convulsion, he held Pan Xiaoxian's hand tightly in surprise, and looked nervously at the victims of the hundred-step mad smoke.

"It can't be some kind of infectious disease, right? Don't believe him! Pan Xiaoxian pointed to Tang Yi who was shaking, ordinary people just shook when they saw Tang Yi, but Brother Donkey's six senses were superb, and Tang Yi was like a crazy cramp in his senses.

As for the hundred steps of madness that hit him, if Brother Donkey's body could be so sensitive, he would have turned Ning Yu's broken girl into a young woman a long time ago, okay?

When Ning Yusha looked at Tang Yi, Tang Yi was so hideous that his face was distorted, and Ning Yusha couldn't help but shudder—Senior Brother Tang was not lightly ill!

"Let's go quickly, save yourself from being infected! By the way, this corpse brother can't stop the medicine! Brother Donkey glanced at the stunned Tang Yi playfully, although he didn't know what he was doing, but he looked very funny, so it was better to stay away from him, what if the teasing was also infectious?

"......" Tang Yi saw that he couldn't help Pan Xiaoxian when he saw the hundred steps of crazy smoke, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak, but he was aroused by the ridicule of Brother Donkey's fragile soul, and under the double stimulation, Tang Yi's eyes were black, and he felt dizzy as if the world was spinning......

……

The opening ceremony of the exchange conference of the five universities in the southwest started on time at 10 o'clock in the morning at the Duck Egg Gymnasium, a landmark building of Huayu University.

"Students, the Zerg, the Worms, and the Worms are the biggest enemies that our earthlings are facing at this stage, under the ravages of the Zerg army, how many prosperous cities have become ruins, how many fertile farmlands have become barren, how many elderly mothers have lost their children, and how many beautiful wives have lost their husbands......"

As the organizer, Shangguan Tiezhu, president of Huayu University, is saying a few words.

He has a surname that sounds like the protagonist, but his grandfather, who was born as a farmer, gave him an extremely rustic name, and this unique name made him extremely well-known in the academic community of the entire Federation, and became a special symbol on his body.

"We don't have the magical [Skycanopy] of the first-class star, we don't have the mecha superman of the second-class star, why should we fight against the Zerg?"

Shangguan Tiezhu waved his hand impassionedly: "Martial arts!" Only martial arts! It was martial arts that allowed us to withstand the crazy aggression of the Zerg with our flesh and blood, lay down the rivers and mountains of our Earth Federation, and create one hundred and eight bases for human beings!

"Therefore, martial arts is the foundation of our lives and lives for all of us, and it is the greatest weapon for us to protect ourselves, our families, and the beautiful homeland of the earth......"

"Boom, lala......" The big head excitedly applauded warmly with the students, and then shouted in Pan Xiaoxian's ear: "Principal Shangguan said really well! Why don't you applaud Brother Donkey? Don't you think he's saying it badly? ”

"What do you think he's talking about?" Pan Xiaoxian waited for the applause to subside before he indifferently asked the big head: "Isn't what he said known to everyone on the earth knows?" ”

"Uh, it seems to be......" The big head was stunned for a moment, scratching his scalp: "Actually, I also feel familiar, but it's ......"

"But everybody's applauding, and if you don't, you're going to look like a fool, right?" Pan Xiaoxian asked sharply.

"Brother Donkey's begging not to be black," the big head was red-faced: "It's easy for you to lose me like this!" ”

“…… Big head, you remember," Brother Donkey once again automatically turned on the pretending mode: "There is no meeting that is not grand, there is no closing that is not victorious, there is no speech that is not important, there is no applause that is not enthusiastic, there is no resolution that is not passed, there is no people's hearts that is not excited, there is no unsatisfactory completion, there is no great achievement, there is no work that is not solid, there is no efficiency that is not significant, there is no leadership that is not important, there is no dissatisfaction with the masses, there is no world that is not eye-catching, there is no ominous festival, there is no incorrect line, and there is no unwise decision-making, There is nothing that does not increase income, there is no disharmony in society, there is no unfriendliness in aliens, and there is no uncooperative human being...... I'm all making it up! The nausea is also self-inflicted! ”

The big head was dumbfounded when he heard it, and finally came back to his senses after a while, and looked at Pan Xiaoxian for a long time, Pan Xiaoxian asked him, "What?" Really disgusting? ”

"I don't know what you're talking about, but it looks like you're powerful......" The big head gave a trolley thumbs up to the donkey brother.

"Roll the calves!"

After the presidents and representatives of the five universities took turns to speak a few simple sentences, it was already lunch time, and then Shangguan Tiezhu, president of Huayu University, officially announced that at two o'clock in the afternoon, the 38th Fifth Fair will be grandly held!

"There's nothing unceremonious about having a meeting!" Datou was very excited to promote to the other students in the team: "Brother Donkey is not wrong!" ”

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the qualifiers started on time, still in the duck egg stadium, and the host was broadcasting the rules of the qualifiers live around the world.

“…… As you can see, the place I'm standing right now is the qualifiers! The host stood in a spacious, bright hall surrounded by completely transparent glass walls, and all kinds of camera equipment were arranged outside the walls.

"A total of 200 first-year students from our five universities in the southwest will walk into this venue in ten minutes, and they will face a series of inhumane tests such as severe cold, extreme heat, storms, high pressure, etc., so this round of qualifiers is also called the Purgatory Competition!

"Only the contestants who have passed the Purgatory Contest can enter the main competition of our Wujiao Wushu Competition, okay, then let's wait for the contestants to enter......"

After the host withdrew, he continued to explain outside the glass wall of King Kong, and Pan Xiaoxian and Ning Yusha walked into the venue of the qualifiers with the flow of people.

After the students came in, they all found a place to sit down and wait for the game to start, but Pan Xiaoxian was pulled by Ning Yushao to drill around in the crowd.

Pan Xiaoxian didn't bother to ask her what she wanted to do, anyway, just follow along, who knew that when she stopped, Ning Yu's affectionate call frightened the donkey brother Chrysanthemum: "Little Daogu!" I'm coming! ”

[It's decided!] Starting tomorrow, I plan to fight it and see how many days I can last 3 more 9,000 words a day! Please supervise me, don't say it, I'll continue to code words] (to be continued.) )