Chapter 280: Realm
"Little Liuzi, why are you here?!" Tong Xiaolai said in surprise. Tong Xiaolai saw him as soon as he entered the door.
I saw that Xiao Liuzi smiled uninhibitedly as soon as they met: "Little brother, this cave room was good last night, ah, hahaha......"
"Hehehehe, thanks to you, it's good." Tong Xiaolai glanced at Xia Yuxuan and said.
Xia Yuxuan's face turned red all of a sudden, and she hurriedly hid her face to the side.
Xiao Liuzi looked behind Tong Xiaolai, saw a group of women behind him and said, "I said, little brother, you just married a wife, and now you bring so many women, what kind of trouble is this?" ”
"These are the failed works of demons, and I have been rescued." Tong Xiaolai told him the general thing.
"I said little brother, things in the world have their own reasons, not you and I can change them, and now you are unable to protect yourself, do you still want to save them? You'd better think about how to save yourself first. ”
"I said Xiao Liuzi, can't you have a little compassion? They're already like this, can you bear to let them wait for death? ”
"Put away your compassion, you can't save them, this is their fate, and there is a certain number in the dark."
"I said, Little Liuzi, aren't you a monk? Remember being compassionate? ”
"Say it again! We are a team of the demon world, I am a person from the demon world, it's good if you don't kill people, and if you save people, you are also a generous heart, and you love to meddle in things. ”
"Little Liuzi, quick, don't say it, take us out!"
"I said, you can't save them."
"Why?"
"No why, believe it or not."
"Didn't you come to save us? Come on, take us out. ”
"It's not!"
"Not? What not! So what are you here for, did you happen to be passing by?! ”
"I'm just here to remind you that the demon is about to wake up, you have to get out as soon as possible, otherwise I won't be able to save you then."
"There it is! Don't you know how to spell, you quickly teach us to be invisible through the wall, let us become like you, how you just got in, how you took us out. ”
"I'm sorry, I'll only teach myself to be invisible through walls, not to teach others to be invisible through walls. If you want to get out, comrades still need to work their own. ”
"Oh, that's not going to work!" Tong Xiaolai hung his head and said.
"Then you can open this door for me." Tong Xiaolai said again.
"I said, little brother, you have to do everything yourself, don't always rely on others."
"Nonsense, if I know how to open it, do I still call you?"
"Nonsense, if I knew how to open it, would I still tell you this?"
"Oh, you can't open your feelings? Then it's embarrassing. ”
"yes, it's embarrassing......"
"Don't say it, it's only more embarrassing to say it, okay?"
“……”
At this moment, a woman behind Tong Xiaolai spoke, saying, "Childe, forgive me for being abrupt, the little woman knows how to drive." ”
"Hmmm! What the? Do you know how to drive? Is this true?! Tong Xiaolai looked at her in surprise, "You might as well come quickly!" ”
"Yes, Childe, do you see the painting on this door?"
"Look, look, a woman and a monster, and a village. What's wrong with this painting? ”
"This is a mechanism placed by the demon, and ordinary people naturally don't know how to open it, but we have inherited the demon's memory, and we know it. This stone gate weighs 10 million catties, can prevent shells, is generally difficult to destroy, if you want to go out, you have to look at this painting. ”
"Look, I'll just say, it's still useful to save people, even though we saved them, but they also helped us, and if it weren't for them, we would be trapped here and dead. Girls, what the hell is going on with this painting? ”
"Childe, as long as you concentrate on this painting for a few minutes, your consciousness will be able to enter the painting, solve the mystery in the painting and kill all the enemies according to the instructions, and after completing the task, you will get a string of golden keys. See this keyhole? The woman pointed to the keyhole in the door.
"Keyhole? That's true! It turned out that this was the keyhole, I thought it was something. I saw a peculiar small hole in the door, and Tong Xiaolai knew that it was a keyhole.
"I see." Tong Xiaolai probably understood. "Staring at this painting allows the consciousness to enter the inside, and after completing the task inside, you can get a key, and you can use the key to open the door, right?"
"Yes, Childe, the key is here, and this key is the key to opening this door, but one thing to note is ......" At this time, the woman's expression suddenly became serious.
"What's wrong? There is nothing to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it. Tong Xiaolai looked at her with a strange expression.
"Childe, please remember one thing, the three days inside are equal to the outside day, please be sure to find the key within the three-day time limit inside, otherwise your consciousness will be trapped inside forever and cannot return to the body, then your body will be like a vegetative person, will not die, and will not have any consciousness."
"What, vegetative people! Is it so powerful? ”
"Yes, Eungong, are you ready?"
"Otherwise, is there any other way?"
The woman shook her head: "I'm afraid not." ”
Tong Xiaolai looked at the other women again. He shook his head too.
"Then I'll have to go in!" Tong Xiaolai looked at the painting. If you want to get out, you have to fight hard.
"Tong Xiaolai!" Xia Yuxuan grabbed his arm all of a sudden, "Do you want to go in alone?" ”
"Wife, you wait for me here, I'll come when I go."
"Come whatever you want, if you can't come back, have you ever thought about me?"
"It was because I thought of you that I decided to go alone."
"If that's what you think, then let's get a divorce!"
"Divorce, a hammer, we've only been married for less than a day!"
"If I knew you were so selfish, I wouldn't have married you."
"Just kidding, it's too late, cash on delivery, no returns!"
"Then I'm going too!" Xia Yuxuan's attitude was very resolute.
"What are you going to do, aren't you afraid of becoming a vegetative person?"
"Even if I die, I will die with you in it!"
"Uh-huh, can it be more touching?" Tong Xiaolai looked at her quietly.
The two looked at each other affectionately......
"Xiao Xuanxuan!"
"Little Lailai!"
The two hugged each other again.
"Ahem, ahem!" Xiao Liuzi couldn't stand it anymore, "Please pay attention to the people next to you, okay?" Little Liuzi rolled his eyes at them.
"Well, for your impression's sake, I'll reluctantly let you go. If it really doesn't work, let's be a loving couple in it for three days. Tong Xiaolai said.
"Hmm!" Xia Yuxuan nodded with satisfaction.
"One second they were divorced, and the next second they were going to die together!" Xiao Liuzi said helplessly, "You humans are too complicated, it's better to be in the demon world." ”
"Eh, don't say that, there's a chance to take you to the human world." Tong Xiaolai invited.
"No, I'd better stay in the Demon Realm." Xiao Liuzi refused.
"Don't go! Don't go, let's kill and drag it away! So don't give face. ”
"Kill and drag away!"
"Then you go, don't contact me!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Uh...... Not very serious either. ”
"If you give me the artifact, I'll go!"
"If you get us out, I'll give it to you!"
"Then let's be good friends."
"Well, great idea!"
"You still can't get in?" A woman watching the excitement next to her asked.
"Come in, why don't you go in?" Tong Xiaolai lowered his head and analyzed, "But the demon may wake up at any time, and the three days inside are the one day outside, which means that if we spend three days inside, we need to spend one day outside, but there is not enough time outside." We'll have to find a way to hold off the demons for the best day so we have enough time to complete the mission. ”
"It seems to make sense, so how do you want to delay?" Xiao Liuzi asked.
Tong Xiaolai came up with an idea as wittily as me: "You just hold its thighs and don't let it go!" ”
"Why don't you die?"
"Can we still be friends?"
“……”
Xiao Liuzi thought to himself: For the sake of cultural relics, hold back!
"As the saying goes, if you want to lead the cow, you have to grab it from the nose!" Tong Xiaolai said.
"Oh, little brother, what's the catch?" Xiao Liuzi said curiously.
"Whose does the devil listen to the most?" Tong Xiaolai asked.
"Of course, the devil listens to my sixth brother the most!" Xiao Liuzi pointed confidently at himself.
"Uh-huh." Tong Xiaolai nodded sincerely, "I pretend to agree with your point of view. But besides you, the devil listens to one person the most. ”
"Who?" Everyone was curious.
"That's Xia Yuxuan's words!" Tong Xiaolai said.
"Me?" Xia Yuxuan pointed uncertainly at herself.
"Yes, that's you! But not the real you, it's another you, and we need a stand-in! Tong Xiaolai said.
"What does that mean?" Xia Yuxuan was a little incomprehensible.
"Oh, I understand, little brother, do you want me to become a Xia Yuxuan for you? This plan is wonderful, wonderful! ”
"Hmmm! Little Liuzi, can you please turn a Xia Yuxuan out and let her drag the demon when she wakes up, can you do it? ”
"Little brother, it's not difficult to become a girl, but I don't know how long it can be delayed?"
"It's better to be able to delay for a while, than nothing." Tong Xiaolai said.
"Okay, you go find something about the same size as the girl to replace it, and the effect will be better."
"Hmm...... Something about the same size as Xia Yuxuan......" Tong Xiaolai looked around and looked around.
Tong Xiaolai stepped forward, quickly moved a stool from the tea table, and asked, "Is this okay?" ”
"No, no, no, something about the same size as this girl!" Xiao Liuzi decisively passed it.
However, soon, Tong Xiaolai moved a big table and asked, "Little Liuzi, do you think this will work?" ”
Xia Yuxuan's fire suddenly rose: "Tong Xiaolai, what do you mean!" ”
It still didn't work.
Tong Xiaolai rummaged around the room, only to see either a table or a chair, as well as a bed.
"There's nothing like her!" Tong Xiaolai rummaged through it.
"Engong, there is no one in this room, you might as well look outside the room." A woman said.
"Oh, yes! Well reminded, thank you! Tong Xiaolai thanked.
"Tong Xiaolai, have you thought of anything?" Xia Yuxuan asked him.
"There you have it, I thought about it. Wait for me here, and I'll come when I go!" Tong Xiaolai said and took a laser sword, opened the door, ran out of the room, and went to the back garden.