Be a catcher of the soul, take realization as the first priority in life, be kind to the inner child, give him courage, confidence and life, miss yourself, be yourself, forgive yourself, be responsible for yourself, make good use of your feelings, act enthusiastically, and live your true self.

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Just when Feida was about to fall asleep, but suddenly he always felt that something was wrong, as if there was a person standing beside him, her eyes were staring at her, as if she was being targeted by a ghost, her heart became cold, and she was so frightened that she couldn't sleep at all.

Do you want to open your eyes? Do you want to open your eyes? Talking about ghosts is not scary, in fact, ghosts are afraid of everyone, Tokita screamed in his heart, do you want to pretend to be asleep? When nothing is noticed.

Ay! Why is there still a wind blowing? Is it really a ghost, in the dead of night, don't be so stupid in the middle of the night, okay? The old people often say: ghosts can blow the wind.

Oops, I'll go! This wind is a bit weird, how can it smell? And it's the smell of bad breath, what the hell is this? Damn, it can't really be a ghost, right? Hit the big luck.

Depend on! Not only does it smell of bad breath, but it also seems to be mixed with water droplets, can you not be so excessive? Don't do it so well, scaring people to death is to pay for their lives.

It's supposed to be saliva, one drop or two drops, a lot of drops, the more you spray, the more you spray, it feels like your face is full of water, and there's a sound, it's fucking blowing the wind and spitting with it, what kind of monster is this? It's too arrogant, isn't it?

scolded the old king next door, the smell was so fucking bad, and the super giant stinked to death. I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore, I can't pretend anymore, it's not okay to go on like this, if I continue to pretend, I won't be drowned in saliva and I will be stinky to death.

It's not that in the novel, if it's a man, you have to be brave, God blocks and kills God, and the fairy blocks and destroys the immortal, and the bald one will break his neck when he comes, and he doesn't care what the fuck is, the more afraid he is of it, the more awesome he is.

After making a decision, his courage also became sufficient, and Tokita immediately opened his eyes, wanting to see what the hell this thing was, and which pimple came out of it? came to fool Uncle Ben, he is not a vegetarian, everyone has done it, not to mention that it has become a thing at this time, and it is a big deal to destroy it again.

"Wow ......! Oops, I'm going to ......! What the hell ......! It turned out to be your ......! Don't bring such a ......! I'm going to tell my sister to go! ”

"Don't! Be quiet! So what are you doing so loudly? Be careful to wake up your child, it's not good. ”

Feitian opened his eyes, and what he never imagined was that the hands that fell into his eyes were holding a quilt high, half-squatting in front of the sofa, covering his head, leaving a mouth underneath, constantly blowing, and squirting with saliva, he had never seen such a disgusting thing.

The person was immediately frightened, the speed of the heartbeat rushed upward, and the speed of blood flow also accelerated, sure enough, there was really a monster, what is this?

Conditioned reflex, the brain can't control the body, as soon as he rolls on the sofa, the person jumps up directly, immediately escapes, leans against the wall, blurts out involuntarily, and shouts: "Ghost! ”

This is how ordinary people should react, and ordinary people agree that maybe it is the same, right? Anyway, I haven't seen it, people with neuropathy may not be able to react, or people with nerve problems are like this.

Frightened, after Feitian shouted, he felt that it was not so terrible, and he took a closer look, dog. The day, there was a shadow under the illumination of the light, and the unknown thing half-squatting in front of the sofa was alive and not dead, and it was instantly understood that this was definitely intentional.

Because it was also taken aback, it immediately stood up, threw the quilt on the sofa, and revealed the true face of Lushan, it turned out that Song Dongye was playing a boring trick, this is really idle egg pain, how can this person be like this?

"Click!"

"Click!"

Seeing that Feitian shouted loudly without being light or heavy, Song Dongye immediately stopped it, otherwise this is the rhythm of death, if it affects the tigress at home, he can't eat and walk around.

It's a pity, it's too late, I have to buy eggs and come back to play, and I may have to kneel on the washboard again after a while, this brother is really boring, I don't know how to cooperate a little, it's just a little joke, why make a fuss, I've already been harmed by him and come out to sleep on the sofa, and I can't let myself a little.

Two doors opened, and two more female voices came into my ears, both of which were familiar, one was from his wife and the other was from Luffy.

"Husband, what's wrong? What's going on? ”

"What are you screaming so loudly for? Still don't let people sleep? Interesting? It's all that big people. ”

"He bullied people, pretended to be a ghost to scare me, and sprayed my face with saliva, the smell was particularly unpleasant, and it smelled very bad."

As if he had found the backbone of his heart, he could be comforted by someone in his frightened heart, and there was a place to be reasonable, Fei Tian first glanced at his wife, and he made a decision in his heart.

ran in front of Wu Dingfang, pretended to be aggrieved, pointed to his face and said: "Sister, you see that when I closed my eyes just now and was about to fall asleep, Brother Dong pretended to be a ghost to scare me, and I sprayed my face full of his saliva, and now it is still wet, particularly disgusting, and the smell is particularly unpleasant." ”

Looking at the slimy look on Feitian's face, the taste is really a little unpleasant, but you can imagine how much saliva was sprayed just now, I didn't expect it! What is it that he would do such a thing? Is it innocent or ridiculous, see if I wait to clean you up?

complained in his heart, but he didn't say a word, turned around and went into the bedroom, Feitian and Song Dongye were baffled, and the imaginary result seemed to be different, and there was no thunderstorm.

And Luffy River stood quietly in front of the door of the guest room, with a faint smile on his face, as if he was waiting to watch a play, anyway, someone was going to be unlucky, but it definitely wouldn't be himself.

The probability of the husband is also very small, because he is the victim, the goal is already obvious, needless to say, one hundred percent + can be determined, it is the male owner of this house, just done. The one who did the thing was punished again.

After a while, in less than three minutes, Wu Dingfang came out of the bedroom, holding two things in his hands, one was a man's clothes, which should be Song Dongye's, she gave Feitian and said, "Let's take a bath?" It's all stinking to death, and I'll avenge you. ”

"Okay, sister, the people I believe in the most are you and my wife, there is no three, not now, not in the future, never."

After taking over the clothes, Feitian didn't forget to pat himself on the back and say that at this time, people have become quite smart, and if they say revenge, they will take revenge, and they will not leave a trace, who said that he was stupid, but he didn't want to think about it.

The other thing is the ultimate weapon against Song Dongye, the legendary washboard.

"You, what are you doing standing there stupidly, hurry up, come over to me, don't let me burst into foul language, say the word ''."

Wu Dingfang said very domineeringly, the voice is not very loud, I am afraid of making noise to children, it is indeed very calm and deterrent, and it is still very powerful for Song Dongye.

Don't say anything, it's all at this point, and it's useless to say more. As soon as Wu Dingfang spoke, Song Dongye didn't say a word, he trotted directly in front of her, with a grinning smile, and said with absolute courtesy: "Wife, if there is anything, please command, I will do my best to do it for you, one smear and one nail, there is absolutely no moisture." ”

"Do you still have moisture? I spit out so much saliva, don't you have a dry mouth? Do you want me to pour you a glass of boiling water? And then continue to spray, what are you going to do with so many words? Don't clean up these useless things, this washboard will not let you kneel today, it has another use. ”

"Touched! Or the wife will be considerate of herself, and the family will not enter the door. Song Dongye was so moved that he cried bitterly, and he almost cried out of his voice.

What a pity! The wind and clouds are changing, life is possible everywhere, Song Dongye was happy a little too early, and he was moved before he was sad again. Wu Dingfang's next sentence made her feel as if she had fallen from heaven to hell, and the whole person was stunned, as if she was being beeped by a dog, her heart was plucked out of the cold, and she couldn't get hot anymore.

"You're going to use it as a pillow, right? Don't give me laziness, don't give me a change of concept, don't play tricks, I'm not easy to fool, the pillow is underneath, the washboard is on top, this new taste and new method, you must feel it well.

When I wake up tomorrow morning, write me 10,000 words about my feelings, and clearly write down the advantages and disadvantages of your use, and give examples, otherwise you will look good, this is not a joke, I am serious about this matter. ”

"Oops! Why didn't you two get close to each other, what are you doing so far away? I know, Feitian is stinky, and he has really become a stinky man, and the saliva on his body is too strong, and he can't stand it, let alone us women.

Okay, you two won't watch the show anymore, let's disperse quickly, right? Feitian, you also go to wash, wash a little clean, there can be no smell on your body, and then you don't have to sleep on the sofa outside, just in the room, find another quilt, spread it on the ground and lay it on the floor.

This sofa in the outer hall is on the world, just let your brother enjoy it alone, let him be here alone*, there will be no need for brothers to suffer together, who told him to be too good at everything, and he has to guard against it.

If you're still sleeping in the living room, maybe he's got his head alive like a little kid, and maybe he'll make some kind of moth thing, then I'm going to be troubled again, it's definitely possible.

But I can't afford to gamble, I don't want to sleep for a while, and I wake up scared by you and get up again, and you are your mediator, so it's decided, and I'm done with my words, who is for and who is against? In favor of validity, against invalidity"

"I have no opinion."

"I don't have a problem either."

Tokita and Luffy replied in unison, and after finishing speaking, they turned around and went back to the room, without the slightest nostalgia, surely not? Hell there is a sense of nostalgia!