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As a large arms manufacturing enterprise, from tanks, artillery, warships, and aircraft, there is no 'Lolicon' that is not sold.

And today, the department in charge of the sales of foreign civilian weapons has received a strange order - 5,000 84S assault rifles.

The order was placed by an American arms seller, and the original design was specifically requested, but it needed to be accompanied by modification instructions.

Why is the order strange? Because the 84S is a rifle designed by the Lolicon Group specifically for the North American market in the last century. To put it bluntly, it is a Type 56 submachine gun that fires NATO rifle cartridges of 223 caliber, and it has been changed to a semi-automatic mode.

Thinking that the Chinese military industrial enterprises were poor back then, they tried their best to buy weapons in order to buy weapons. At that time, the civilian weapons market in the United States was still a piece of fat, and in order to squeeze in it to make money, the 84S assault rifle made by 'Lolicon' was quite cheap and sold well.

But now ......., a rifle can make a few bucks, and I can't even look down on my uncle. However, in line with the business philosophy of 'mosquito legs are also meat', 'Lolita' said that it would be sold if it was sold.

Half a day later, US arms sellers said that the market orders had skyrocketed, and the additional orders had increased to 50,000 units.

It's a bit weird to rub ......!

The 84S is not an advanced rifle, it is a civilian rifle with considerable performance at the cheapest possible price, why did it suddenly catch fire?

As a result, the people of 'Lolitacon' investigated and found that in just one day, 84S was popular all over the world, not to mention in the United States. Just because of a photo, the Spartan warriors used this thing!

More than 50 blacks were hung at one time, and the vicious shooting in Chicago, USA, was a sensation all over the world. Even if the Chicago police repeatedly emphasized that this was a gang fight, and the FBI only happened to show up somewhere, the blacks who wanted to make trouble didn't care, let alone the media who joined in the fun.

In the midst of the surging public opinion, the only clear battle video of the shooting immediately spread around the world, and all the viewers saw an extremely shocking scene - a guy dressed as a Spartan warrior killed fourteen people in half a minute with extremely skillful combat skills.

Half a minute is only thirty seconds, and if you calculate it, you can kill one every two seconds, which is equivalent to shooting one person every breath. This is simply unmatched, unstoppable ferocity, this person is too ruthless, the real murder does not blink!

Although the non-profit organizations with brains in the water insist that this is a forbidden spell summoning magic carried out by the FBI, as long as there are reasonable people, they will not accept such absurd statements at all.

But the video verification found that it was still true, and the media immediately reported the video and related news in order to attract the audience, and adopted the Chicago police report - this is a guy dressed as a Spartan warrior fighting that night.

The Spartan warrior on video is a calm, ruthless, and typical killing machine. Question: Who is this man? I don't know!

Chicago police said they were still investigating, and they didn't know what the identity of this fierce guy was. But judging from the guns discarded at the scene, this is a modified AK series assault rifle, to be precise, the 84S assault rifle imported from China in the last century.

This fierce man is going to use a fierce gun, it turns out that 84S is such a trustworthy weapon!

The photo of the macho man in the video has been spread all over the world, and countless young people don't care about the Chicago shooting, let alone how many die. They only care about this handsome guy and the weapon this guy uses, even black people think this image is too awesome.

"It's so handsome, it's really handsome!"

"I like his blood-colored cloak, where is it sold? I'd like to have one. ”

"And the leather pants that this warrior wears. Oh, my God! I'm so loved, hopelessly in love! I really want to be ravaged by such a fierce man, it must be enjoyable. ”

"Even as a man, I have to admit that this guy is really handsome. I envy his developed and strong muscles, and suddenly I have a desire to go to the gym. ”

"I'm sure the number of people who go for a gym card has skyrocketed recently."

"What woman can resist the temptation of such a man? It is estimated that as long as he shows his appearance, this muscle alone is enough to attract a large number of girls to open an uncovered conference. ”

"Taobao monopoly, the same style of the Spartan Warriors in the Chicago shooting, sells 10,000 sets a day. Now double 11, special 5% off sales, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai free shipping! ”

"This guy is definitely a professional soldier, and his tactical actions and psychological qualities are beyond imagination. He is likely to be the elite of the U.S. military, either a 'seal' or a 'delta'. ”

"Would I say this guy is moving too fast? Several times I saw bullets at his feet, but they just couldn't hit him. ”

"I've just analyzed it with a computer, and this guy's speed is a little wrong. Bolt is all scum in front of him, and the cheetah is not as fast as him! There should still be a problem with the video. ”

The Internet is lively and lively, and it has become a trend to dress up as a Spartan warrior for a while, and it must be matched with an 84S to be authentic. But in the United States, because blacks are making trouble, there is a suspicion of racial discrimination in dressing up like this, so it's no problem to get an 84S!

The key is that this gun is cheap, it was sold for less than 100 dollars a piece in the last century, and it is durable and easy to use. It can also be converted into a fully automatic rifle with a large magazine, which is illegal, but gangsters love this fire-furious weapon.

Because the advertising was so good and the price was really cheap, orders flew in from all over the world one by one, and soon accumulated a large number.

Not only Americans want it, but people in the rest of the world want it too. For example, the drug lords in South America and the warlords in Africa, everyone feels that it is better to give their subordinates too good weapons to a complete waste, or a gun that is simple and easy to operate and easy to maintain - the 84S fully meets the above requirements.

Because of the image promotion of the Spartan Warriors, 84S has even become a brand, and the AK series of firearms is not as good as it. As long as you have watched the video of the shooting, you will deeply identify with such a gun.

But in the face of the influx of orders, the 'Lolitaon' group said-ahhh It's been 30 years, and you want to continue the price of the last century? Add a zero to Lao Tzu before the decimal point of the selling price.

Dream that we have to be cheap to sell it, otherwise we might as well sell other weapons!

Arms sellers all over the world quit, and the two sides bargained for a long time, and finally decided to sell it at a higher price, because more and more people liked the gun.

Although racial discrimination is a taboo topic, no matter whether black or white, they all feel that it is enjoyable to kill with this gun, and they all feel that holding such a gun is like a Spartan warrior possessing the body, and the battle is 100% improved!

After making a small profit, the 'Lolitcon' group couldn't help but think: Who is this person who gives us free advertising? I'm going to have to give him a medal! (To be continued.) )