Chapter 496: Embarrassing Misunderstanding
||->-> Chapter 497 of the text is an embarrassing misunderstanding
"Ah......?" Wu Zhanzhan looked around at the pitch black surroundings and frowned, "Someone is following?" ”
Gu Qinglan nodded and said, "I'm serious." ・Shou Fa turned around many times, and I noticed movement in the grass behind me, as if there was a hidden person. ”
"Who is going to follow us? Let me break it down. Here, we don't have an enemy, so what about the people who are stalking, the ** of the ten is a small thief who meets by chance. ”
Ding Ermiao smiled, disapproving, and analyzed with bad intentions:
"There are only two purposes for the thieves to follow us, one is to be greedy for money, and the other is to ...... Color. Sister Lan and Senior Sister are both great beauties, there must be a thief who has taken a fancy to you and wants to snatch you up the mountain and be Mrs. Zhai! Hey hey ......"
"Hey, hey......, so funny?" Wu Zhanzhan glared at Ding Ermiao, and replied in a strange manner.
"Of course it's funny! Senior sister, listen to me and continue to analyze. Ding Ermiao pointed his fingers, and his head was said:
"If you are greedy for [Wan ^ book ^ bar ^ novel] [] money, then these little thieves, after entering the tent and seeing my Uncle Long's golden body, will definitely be scared to the core; If it is a picture, the little thief will definitely be beaten all over the ground to find teeth when he meets Sister Lan and Senior Sister Sun Erniang. Isn't that funny? ”
"It's not funny at all!" Wu Zhanzhan's eyes sparkled in the dark night, and he said word by word: "Hurry back to the car, send our suitcases over, food, drink, and change of clothes are all inside." ”
Ding Ermiao agreed, pulled out his feet and left. But before he could take a step, he turned back again.
"What's wrong?" Wu Zhanzhan asked puzzled.
"I'm going to take care of the flowers here. Box, I called Li Qingdong to send it over. Ding Ermiao looked around and said, "I also don't think something is quite right here." In case after I leave, you and Sister Lan suffer the loss of the thief, I will regret it for the rest of my life. ”
Wu Zhanzhan was angry and funny, raised his leg and kicked on Ding Ermiao's seat: "Get out, you don't have to worry about the loss." ”
"Don't worry, Ermiao." Gu Qinglan also walked over, patted Ding Ermiao's shoulder in an old-fashioned manner, and said, "They are all old fritters who are used to walking the rivers and lakes, what methods have you never seen?" A little thief, I guess it's not my opponent with Zhan Zhan. ”
"Okay......" Ding Ermiao touched his nose stupidly and said, "Then I'll go first, and then I'll go to the thief's den to save you later." Alas, the messenger of the flowers, life is bitter! ”
Walking back from the halfway up the mountain, Ding Ermiao kept an extra eye, and paid attention to the movements around him while walking. But the road was calm, and I didn't even meet a dog.
Back on the Iveco bus, Li Qingdong was sleeping soundly. Ding Ermiao packed up some food and drink, stuffed it into the suitcase together, carried it on his shoulder and walked back, planning to go to the tent halfway up the mountain and have dinner with Gu Qinglan and Wu Zhanzhan.
Once back and forth, it took an hour.
When he was still far from the tent, Ding Ermiao turned off the headlamp, slowed down, and quietly leaned in. I thought to myself, if there is a thief ambush nearby, and I can easily catch him, in front of my senior sister and Gu Qinglan, wouldn't I be able to have a chance again?
After walking ten steps in the dark, I suddenly saw a figure flickering in the grass in front of me, sneaky. Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, this time it was really effortless!
So, Ding Ermiao gently put down the suitcase, took the headlamp in his hand, and quietly approached the black shadow.
The figure seemed to be deliberately hidden, and walked deep into the grass, and crouched down.
"Hehe, you still want to hide?" Ding Ermiao sneered in his heart and continued to approach.
When he was still five or six steps away from the black shadow, Ding Ermiao turned on the flashlight and shouted, "Don't move, I'm a police officer!" ”
"Ah......h When the shadow heard the sound and saw the light, it let out a frightened scream, quickly stood up with his pants up, and exclaimed angrily, "What person?!" ”
When Ding Ermiao heard this person's scream, his head suddenly grew and he almost didn't throw the flashlight on the ground. The moment the light was turned on just now, Ding Ermiao saw a large patch of white flowery skin, and knew that he had made a mistake.
This is not a thief at all, it is Wu Zhanzhan who is convenient here.
"Senior sister, yes, yes, it's me......" Ding Ermiao hurriedly turned off the lights, and explained while slipping back: "I thought it was a thief, but I didn't expect you to ...... here"
Behind him, a wire cable flew in the air, swishing, and then Wu Zhanzhan's angry voice: "Ding Ermiao, you are looking for death!" Don't run, I'm going to kill you today! ”
Listening to the whip behind him, how dare Ding Ermiao not run?
He spread his legs and ran towards the lighted tent, shouting wildly: "Senior sister spare your life, Sister Lan help, Uncle Long, save your life......!" ”
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Gu Qinglan got out of the tent, looked at Ding Ermiao in surprise and asked.
Ding Ermiao swooped and hid behind Gu Qinglan, and said pitifully: "Sister Lan, help, my junior sister wants to kill me!" ”
While speaking, Wu Zhanzhan had already chased after him, holding the impermanence rope in one hand, and pointing at Ding Ermiao with the other: "Ding Ermiao, you come out for me!" ”
At this time, Ding Ermiao was hiding behind Gu Qinglan, and he happened to be standing at the entrance of the tent, Wu Zhanzhan couldn't teach Ding Ermiao a lesson.
"If you don't come out, a manly man, if you can't say it, you won't come out!" Ding Ermiao poked out half of his face from behind Gu Qinglan, and said with a smile: "Senior sister, I really didn't mean to. I can swear if it's on purpose, the sky thunders! ”
Gu Qinglan looked left and right in confusion and asked, "Zhan Zhan, what's going on?" ”
Wu Zhanzhan angrily put away the impermanence rope, stomped his foot, and walked to the grass in the distance. I guess she wasn't done just now, and now she has to continue.
Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief, turned out from behind Gu Qinglan, and smiled: "Thank you Sister Lan for saving your life, you will be a cow and a horse in the next life, hehe." ”
"What the hell is going on? Nervous? Gu Qinglan shook her head and was speechless at the senior brother and sister.
Without much effort, Wu Zhanzhan finished his work and walked back to the tent again.
Ding Ermiao hurriedly dodged away and went to the road just now, looking for the suitcase he had left there. Behind him, the muttering of Wu Zhanzhan and Gu Qinglan was faintly heard. Ding Ermiao didn't need to listen to it to know that it must be Wu Zhanzhan who was revealing his "obscene and evil deeds" to Gu Qinglan.
Walking into the distance, Ding Ermiao lifted the suitcase and was about to turn back, but the light of the flashlight inadvertently swept to a glowing thing in the grass ten steps ahead.
"Who, get out of here!" Ding Ermiao put down the suitcase and walked over with a flashlight, while already holding the umbrella in his hand, he was on guard.
There are people hiding in the grass!
Just when Ding Ermiao shouted, the man bent his waist and rushed towards the direction of the mountain.
"Want to run? It's not that easy! Ding Ermiao's figure flickered, and he had already pulled out his feet to chase after him.