Chapter Twenty-Three: Let's get closer to Zhu Bajie!

"Mother, aunt, you two are faster, why do you walk so slowly, even slower than my little child." Situ Junwen is holding a cartoon image of a piggy bank, two steps when the ladder jumps up one step at a time, every time she jumps, the hearts of the two adults who carry a big bag of things also beat, the heart of the heart is rushing up, fortunately the piggy bank in her arms is plastic, if it is ceramic, it does not scare the two adults to death, children's energy is always strong, childhood is the happiest, as long as there is food and drink, sleepy and a place to sleep, you will never know what sorrow is, So a lot of people don't want to grow up.

"Hey, hey! My little dear, you can't just slow down a little bit, be careful of falling. ”

Liu Fenfang is forty-five years old this year, and when she was nineteen years old, she was introduced to Wei Yan'an, and the two got married a year later; gave birth to her daughter Wei Xiaoran at the age of twenty-one, and now she has graduated from college and worked, living independently and self-sufficiently, and can support herself; At the age of twenty-four, he gave birth to his son Wei Shaoran, and now he is still in college, with good grades and scholarships every year, he is obedient and sensible and can take care of himself.

The current routine of life and rest, if there is no unexpected event, is basically: five o'clock in summer and autumn, six o'clock in winter and spring, the two of them get up as soon as the alarm clock rings, get dressed and go to the park for morning exercises, come back to wash and go to breakfast together, after eating breakfast, the two people separate, Wei Yanan goes around for a stroll, looking for someone to drink tea or play small mahjong, go back to eat when the meal arrives, watch TV at home when it gets dark, basically don't go out, Liu Fenfang goes to buy daily necessities and firewood, rice, oil, salt and vinegar, Then I went home to do hygiene and cooking, and after cooking, I waited for Wei Yanan to come back to eat together, and after dark, I would go to the park to dance the square dance with the old sisters, and go home on time at ten o'clock to go to bed, so now that there are new members in the family, I don't treat Wu Dingfang's mother and daughter as younger sisters and nieces at all, but as daughters and granddaughters.

Finally arrived at the door of the house, the two adults carrying large bags and small bags could finally exhale, Liu Fenfang took out the key and opened the door and saw Wei Yanan and the two brothers were sitting on the sofa talking, the two of them were talking and laughing, of course, when men talked, it was usually indispensable to swallow clouds and spit, so the room was full of smoke.

Seeing that the two men were indifferent, sitting on the sofa stupidly and looking at the two of them, for them to eat and drink well, the old lady bought so many things and was almost tired to death, and she didn't take the initiative to come over to help get things, and was still sitting there stupidly, how slow this reaction was, Liu Fenfang was angry and said: "Wei Yanan, you are Alzheimer's!" It's so lazy to get close to Zhu Bajie! Don't you see so many things? Still stupid to sit there and wait for food! ”

Liu Fenfang roared angrily, and Wei Yanan immediately confessed.

The brothers finally reacted, put the cigarette butt in their hands in the ashtray and extinguished it vigorously, stood up like an electric shock, ran over with a smile on their faces, picked up their things and left.

Seeing this familiar scene, Wu Dingfang smiled, thinking of her grandfather Wu Tugen and grandmother Cheng Tianshui, loving husband and wife should be like this, there is something to say, nothing to sit together in a daze, and live a dull life, and their lives should be like this.

"Aunt is mighty, so domineering!" As soon as Situ Junwen spoke, Liu Fenfang's anger was smoothed, her mood turned cloudy and better, she squatted down and pinched her little face, and said, "Your mouth is so sweet, you are the most sensible." ”

At the dining table, Liu Fenfang put a piece of boiled beef slices in Situ Junwen's bowl and said, "You two brothers, half a day has passed, what have you done, have you done a good job of hygiene, let's hear it." ”

Wei Yanji put down the dishes and chopsticks, glanced at Wei Yanan, who was eating with a special fragrance, and said, "Before you come back, we just finished it, and all the things that should be thrown away have been thrown away, just wait for the two of you to go to see the furniture together." ”

"Okay, let's rest for a while after eating, and then go to see the furniture together, and I'm not at ease with you two big men? Your vision is so bad. Liu Fenfang looked at the two brothers and couldn't believe it, and said without confidence.

Glancing at his brother Wei Yanan again, Wei Yanji secretly wondered in his heart whether he would become a wife slave like his brother in the future, taking all his wife's instructions as the highest code of action, wandering around with nothing to do all day long, without heart and lungs, waiting to eat and sleep, and suddenly found that his brother seemed to have gained a lot of weight, but this kind of life seems to be not bad, three meals a day are served, clothes are washed, and cold and warm are known.

"The position of the sofa is wrong, it should be placed like this, and the position of the coffee table is also wrong, what are you two big men doing, why are you so stupid, just eating does not grow brains, all of them grow meat, today I found out that you are in arrears of IQ, and you will have to be targeted training to develop your intellectual redevelopment in the future, the location of this TV cabinet, God! O earth! Finally put it in the right place, the wall of this living room is empty, it seems that there is something missing, I know, tomorrow I will go to buy a cross-stitch 'welcome pine' back, embroidered it and hang it up, the appearance of the home is there, yes, finally good. Liu Fenfang gave orders like a supreme chief, pointing east and west, constantly looking for mistakes, unceremoniously, and criticized without giving face: "You two big men, it's because of the lack of exercise, so you can fiddle with such a little furniture, just like a dog, fortunately this time at home, if you are outside, you will lose people, I approve it, and allow you to rest for a while." ”

After finishing here, Liu Fenfang said softly to Wu Dingfang, who was cleaning: "Brother and sister, don't sweep, don't bother the master, let the two of them do it, let's go buy some firewood, rice, oil, salt and vinegar and come back, and we will start a gang with you tonight."

"Brother and sister, let's go! Rest well and don't toss too much at night. ”

Before leaving, Liu Fenfang said with a smile, glanced at Wei Yanji with a deep meaning, and fled with Wei Yan'an in shame, eager to learn the technique of piercing the wall, and went directly through the wall, what is this old woman talking nonsense? If he could, Wei Yanan secretly thought in his heart, he really wanted to drag his wife back and beat her up so that she could know why the flowers were so red.

Woe! I can't beat it, I don't dare, I can only fantasize, I have a good time, I have fun in my heart, if I have a next life, I vow never to be a man again, I must practice reincarnation skills hard, and strive to be a woman.