The 2012 Brazilian Carnival was particularly noteworthy because the "Roles", the world's most prestigious dancer, will be a guest at the festival, as well as many other festivals that will come to Brazil. As the "King of the Dance", Roles has enjoyed a large number of fans in Asia, and this group of fans has even flown to Brazil after learning that their male god is about to participate in the carnival. In just a few days, the streets of Brazil are filled with even more Asians than natives.

This year's carnival was quickly elevated from a national festival to a world-class festival, which also attracted the attention of the major powers - yes, I am talking about the NSA, the SCP, the international bigwigs, and ...... Chen Yizhang's forces.

This time, the Brazilian carnival seems to be about to set off a bloody storm.

"Mo Yanda, I'm your die-hard fan! I read every one of your novels! Especially the book "Magnificent Zombie Story", I like it so much! A little girl stood in front of Xiao Mo and shouted excitedly.

"Thank you for your support, and I hope you will continue to support my work!" Xiao Mo smiled.

"Mo Yanda, sign my book "Breast Fat Ass"!" The little girl excitedly pulled out a novel.

“emmmmmmm…… This novel was not written by me, it was written by another writer, Mo Yuheng. Xiao Mo forcibly twisted his smile.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I got it wrong, this one must be," the little girl panicked a little and pulled out another novel from her bag, "Beasts 4"! ”

“…… I've only written my third book! This is a pirated book!! Xiao Mo's heart was silently roaring, but he didn't get angry, because this innocent little girl had been squeezed away by a large number of fanatical fans.

"Mo Yanda, sign me!" "No, no, no, sign it for me, I'm your loyal fan, and I've liked you for five years!" "Mo Yanda, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm your true fan, I've liked you for ten years!" "I've been fifteen years!" "Twenty years!"

If it weren't for the police officers who were there to stop it, this group of fanatical fans would probably have traced the history of Xiao Mo's writing back to the Cultural Revolution. I only heard a girl's call at this time: "Male god! ”

"Huh!" Xiao Mo was overjoyed, but he soon realized that the girl was not calling him, because the fans in front of him all burst into screams: "Roles! Am I dreaming? "No, this is really the king of dance!" "Male god!"

I saw a man walking in front of Xiao Mo's eyes, this man was handsome, his hair was thinning, he was wearing a black suit on his upper body, a pair of jeans on the ground stall, and a pair of children's sandals on his feet. The man walked up to Xiao Mo, stretched out his hand and introduced himself: "Hello, in the next Roles, fortunately!" ”

"Fortunately, I am glad to meet Your Excellency's 'Dance King', and I am like thunder, and when I see it today, it is really worthy of my name." Xiao Mo responded with a smile.

"Whereever, my name is nothing compared to you." Roles also smiled, "After all...... You are a member of the famous special task force - Xiao Mo. ”

Xiao Mo's face changed, and he said softly, "Who are you?" It is inconvenient to talk here. ”

"At three o'clock in the afternoon, room 302 of the Mingzhao Hotel is waiting for you." The Dancing King turned to leave.

"Smoking?" Xiao Mo lit the Great China in his hand and said.

"Don't smoke, don't smoke, smoking is bad for your health." The dancing king refused Xiao Mo's cigarette, picked up the mineral water sent by the hotel at hand and took a sip.

"Then we can get to business." Xiao Mo spat out a smoke ring, "Who are you?" Why do you know my identity? Who are you? ”

"I'm not anybody." The Dance King vetoed, "My real name is Shen Baoshun. ”

"I see...... Xiao Mo made a look of sudden realization, "...... Who are you? ”

"! You don't really remember who I am! Shen Baoshun finally let go of his already thin idol baggage, and said angrily: "I am the only member of the second special case team!" ”

"The second one?" Xiao Mo was puzzled, "I remember that there were only two sessions of the special case team?" ”

"That's because I had a conflict with the team leader Liu Beijing at that time, and I chose to quit seven days after joining the special case team, so no one remembered me at all." Shen Baoshun said proudly.

“…… You're still quite proud? Xiao Mo then remembered that there was such a thing. After the disbandment of the first generation of the special case team, it was Liu Beijing who alone supported the backbone of the shell of the "special case group", and it was not until they joined the special case group that they were able to regain their public view, and it is said that other members joined one after another between their two generations, but none of them lasted more than a month. No, one appeared in front of him.

"So what did you call me for? - Seniors? Xiao Mo asked.

"This carnival is not safe, because because of my participation, the National Security Agency, SCP, and international bigwigs have begun to pay close attention to it, and I heard that there is a super criminal named Chen Yizhang who is doing some sensational murder cases recently, and because of my identity, I very much doubt that he will attack me." Shen Baoshun's expression was very solemn.

"You want me to ......," Xiao Mo said in his chest.

"Come with me into the carnival venue and keep me safe." Shen Baoshun said slowly, "You are a member of the special case team, and you must be able to do it." Afterwards, if I come back safely, you can make a request to me, and if I can do it, I will satisfy you—how? ”

"That's excellent." Xiao Mo laughed and said, "Brazil's carnival dancer, I've been looking forward to it for a long time!" ”

Brazil's international airport welcomed another plane, and unlike other airliners, it was a private jet that was larger than a regular passenger plane, and only two men were on the plane at the end.

"The air in Brazil is so fresh!" Chen Jiale opened the cabin door and sighed.

"Yes, the sun is shining, the wind is beautiful." Lin Zeshan replied in the affirmative.

Shen Baoshun's guess came true. Chen Yizhang's people are here!

On the eve of Brazil's Carnival, the streets of Rio de Janeiro, the main city of the carnival, are closed and the whole city falls asleep. Only two thin figures wandered around the empty street. "Where there is no moon, where there is no bamboo and cypress." Zeshan sighed. "But there are few idlers like the ears of the two of us." Jiale shook his head and recited the next sentence, "Tonight's silence is just a foreshadowing for tomorrow's carnival." ”

The two stood on the street, quietly waiting for the sun to rise (half for pretending, half for lack of money to pay for accommodation). Jiale smiled: "Uncle really didn't lie to us, 'Skynet' is really good...... You say, will they find out when they wake up? "Perhaps......" Sawayama pretended to think, "we should go."

The sun rose in the west.

The carnival kicked off, and the people of Rio were immersed in the carnival atmosphere, and no one noticed the subtle (or huge) changes. Xiao Mo took his small water gun and walked on the street with Shen Baoshun, who was wearing sandals.

"The weather is so nice today, why don't we dance!" Without waiting for Xiao Mo to answer, Shen Baoshun took off his shirt and danced a striptease in broad daylight. The groups of fans on the side were dumbfounded, screaming again and again, and some even had nosebleeds. "Let's dance!" Shen Baoshun said to Xiao Mo beside him.

"Damn, how did you take off your body armor?! How do you want me to protect you?! Xiao Mo denied it, but his body moved involuntarily, only to see Xiao Mo walking towards Shen Baoshun, stretching his limbs, and dancing the legendary Wang Ba Dance! Xiao Mo danced with his hands, his limbs shaking unnaturally, as if he was doing difficult broadcast gymnastics. Xiao Mo quickly put his belly on the ground after shaking for a while, and slid on the ground like a king, causing bursts of applause from the audience around him.

Shen Baoshun was not to be outdone, and the striptease danced more energetically. First the outer shirt was removed, and then the shirt inside, the red shirt was flung off by Shen Baoshun gorgeously and fell on the head of an old woman selling barbecue next to her. The old grandmother was stunned for a moment, and immediately threw her shirt into the trash.

Shen Baoshun danced his waist frantically, and the deafening screams that sounded from the crowd next to him never stopped. Shen Baoshun danced to the point of madness, and his love was deep, and he actually took off his pants after a "hey"! The crowd of onlookers boiled instantly, a few straight men couldn't bear to look directly and turned away, while more people turned on their mobile phones to take pictures, and some women even started a discussion on an astonishing scale: "Wow, it's so big!" "In my opinion, he's at least five hours." "More than that, I don't think it's a problem to last a day." "Maybe you can pick two ......"

Seeing that Shen Baoshun was so bold, Xiao Mo also hid his face and sighed to himself, but after all, he was thin-skinned and couldn't let himself go like Shen Baoshun. So he made a decision - pole dancing! Xiao Mo walked to a telephone pole, took a deep breath, and rubbed it on the pole without a teacher, and the skillful technique knew at a glance that he had watched the pole dancing video. Xiao Mo's body kept going up and down on the telephone pole, going in and out left and right, and finally, Xiao Mo let out a miserable scream and fell to the ground, but after a few seconds, he turned around and danced the second Wang Ba dance.

At this time, a huge roar suddenly sounded over the heads of the two of them, and the wind blew to the ground. Xiao Mo's clothes were blown up, but no one was birding him—because Shen Baoshun's underwear was in danger under the ravages of the wind...... It took ten seconds for everyone to turn their eyes to the sky - it was a helicopter.

At this time, the door of the helicopter opened, and two men wearing masks jumped from the plane. These two people are vigorous, and they fall to the ground as if they are walking on the ground, which makes people applaud. One of them was wearing a red sweatshirt and white sneakers; The other person was almost naked, and the few clothes on his body were comparable to Shen Baoshun, but the blackness of his skin and the exuberance of his body hair made Shen Baoshun difficult to match. As soon as the two of them landed, they also twisted their bodies and joined the ranks of the flurry.

Although the dancing skills of the two are somewhat funny, the picture of the two naked men dancing together in a strange style still attracted the attention of passers-by, and also attracted the attention of the Brazilian chengguan.

(The following original text is in Brazilian and automatically translated into Chinese for ease of reading)

", what are these monkeys doing here, it's too unsightly, it affects the social order. Little Jeff, go get a couple of them up and issue a ticket. A bearded Brazilian police officer roared as he stood in front of surveillance throughout Rio City.

"Yes...... Boss, one of them seems to be the special guest of the carnival 'Dancing King'......" Little Jeff hesitated.

"'The King of the Dance'? Dancing that kind of vulgar dance is considered a Jiba 'dancing king'?! It's better to let him die forever! The Brazilian officer took a puff of secondhand smoke and sneered. Little Jeff nodded and walked out of the monitoring room.

Half an hour later, little Jeff and more than a dozen assistant police officers appeared on the chaotic street, and immediately saw these lewd men dancing around the street. Little Jeff glanced at a few assistant police officers around him, and a dozen people raised their batons and rushed up, and then fell to the ground ten meters beside Shen Baoshun.

"Hell...... How can there be a wall here? It's impossible, it's air......" Little Jeff touched the bag on his head, then looked at the "air" in front of him, and rushed over again without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and then was knocked to the ground again.

"This ......" more than a dozen auxiliary police officers were in an uproar. It was as if there was an invisible net in front of them, covering the four people inside.

And five kilometers above the "net", there is a spherical machine floating in the air. And in China, which is separated by an ocean, Chen Yizhang is watching this dance battle with relish.

"Heh, hillbilly." Chen Yizhang shrugged, "Have you heard of 'Skynet'?" ”

The four men were still dancing. I saw that Xiao Mo suddenly made a mistake and slapped the man in red in the face, directly knocking off his mask. Xiao Mo was startled and looked directly at the red man's face - "Chen Jiale!?" ”

Body hair on the side (??) The man immediately sensed that something was wrong, and hugged Xiao Mo with his backhand and covered his mouth with his hand - the identity of this person was about to be revealed, it was Lin Zeshan, a big man with body hair. Lin Zeshan said in a low voice: "If you don't want to fight here, then don't make a noise." ”

Xiao Mo looked at Shen Baoshun, who was still dancing with emotion, and nodded to death. Chen Jiale also came over, and the two of them looked at their prey Xiao Mo like hunters, and Chen Jiale proposed: "Let's sell him to a nightclub, you can see how well he pole dances." "That's a great idea, I think it's OK. ……”

When it was too late, a crisp gunshot rang out, and a ball-shaped machine, neither big nor small, fell above the heads of the four people, and billowing smoke came out of it. A little kid walked out of the crowd, and what was even more shocking was that this kid still had a gun in his hand! The kid pulled the trigger again, and the bullet hit straight ...... Trash can on the side. Chen Jiale and Lin Zeshan's faces changed, exchanged glances with each other, and hurriedly got out of the crowd on the side.

That's right, this little kid is Liu Nanjing. Standing behind Liu Nanjing was the big Han Jiang Wenfeng, the two walked in front of Xiao Mo, Liu Nanjing looked at Xiao Mo with a smile: "Mo Datou, do you know my importance now?" ”

"You...... How did you end up here? Xiao Mo was out of breath and took the airway.

"I'm here to see the carnival! Eh, why is the naked man next to him a little familiar? , Dancing King?! ”

Chinese mainland.

Chen Yizhang looked at the pitch-black computer screen, covered his chest in pain and said, "Damn, this is the high-tech I worked so hard to deceive Trump and the United States!" The only one in the world, it's scrapped like this! ”

Trump was tightly tied up and shivering.

Liu Nanjing and his group immediately took a taxi and prepared to go back to the hotel, because of the deterrent power of the guns, the auxiliary police did not even dare to stop them. Due to the tiredness caused by the non-stop pole dancing, Xiao Mo fell asleep directly behind the car, and then Shen Baoshun, Liu Nanjing, and Jiang Wenfeng also fell asleep one after another. When everyone woke up, the rented van had stopped in front of the hotel.

"It's eleven o'clock in the morning, take a good rest, and you have to go to the carnival event at five o'clock in the afternoon." Xiao Mo said to Shen Baoshun. Shen Baoshun let out a listless "um" and turned around and walked into his room. Xiao Mo and Liu Nanjing also went back to their rooms after greeting for a while, and slept until four o'clock in the afternoon, when these strange men walked out of the room one after another.

"There's still an hour, let's go." Shen Baoshun said to Xiao Mo. The four of them walked to the front of the hotel and found two vans parked outside the door, one of which was high-end and looked like it was worth at least 10 million, while the other was luxurious, with a connotation that was no different from the second-hand goods on the street that cost thousands of dollars. Xiao Mo immediately walked to the position of the high-end car, but he was stopped by the driver, and the two-meter-tall driver said: "This is the special car of the 'Dancing King'." "I'm a friend of the dancing king......" "Forget it, big head, you better sit in the back car." Shen Baoshun glanced at Xiao Mo very stinkyly, sat in the special car and took the cigarette given by the driver and took a puff, and then the van drove away.

Xiao Mo stood there and thought for a long time, because he felt that something was wrong. After about fifteen seconds, Xiao Mo suddenly raised his head and suddenly realized:

"The King of Dances is a non-smoker!"

Xiao Mo hurriedly beckoned Liu Nanjing and Jiang Wenfeng to climb into another van, and Xiao Mo yelled at the driver: "Master, quickly follow the van in front of you that is more high-end than you!" ”

The door clicked shut. The driver turned around, lifted the brim of his hat, and whispered, "I'm sorry, I really can't do this." ”

Underneath the brim of the hat is Zhou Biaoyong's sinister smile.

Let's take our eyes off the van and refocus on a fish ball shop. That's right, fish balls, as a famous delicacy in Hong Kong, are already famous enough to open branches in Brazil, and business is surprisingly good. But because today is a carnival, the people have basically run to the streets to dance, so there are only a few five or six people in the store.

"Eh, Ao Ao, I didn't expect that we, as the president's personal bodyguards, would one day fall to this point......" In front of a certain table, Ye Liangchen said to Director Ao with a depressed face.

"Hey, Liangchen, we haven't been fired because we lost the president, but it's also true, we who eat delicacies from the mountains and seas every day have actually been reduced to eating fish balls on the streets of Brazil, and I don't even have the money to repair my VR when it's broken, it's really ......" Director Ao picked up a fish ball and almost cried when he ate it.

"It's okay, don't you see why I just take you to Brazil to find my friend to help you fix it......" Ye Liangchen comforted Director Ao. At this time, a piece of news suddenly aired on the TV. "The American high-tech 'Skynet' appeared on the streets of Brazil, and the US official suspects that it was leaked by the missing President Trump...... "Hearing this, the eyes of Director Ao and Ye Liangchen lit up, and they shouted in unison: "Chen Yizhang!" ”

Unexpectedly, this call was too emotional, and immediately attracted the attention of several other diners. One of them raised his head, and the fish ball in his mouth immediately fell into the bowl in surprise, and the man lost his voice and said: "Director Ao, Ye Niangcang?" The few Chinese diners around him immediately discussed: "This is the director of Ao who filmed the 'embarrassing call'?" "It's much uglier than the photos!" "I knew he was a gay......"

And Ye Liangchen and Director Ao turned their eyes to the man who was the first to speak, and they all exclaimed: "Zhao Ritian! ”

That's right, this person is Zhao Ritian every day! Zhao Ritian saw that Director Ao was pretending to rush up, and hurriedly explained: "Eh, don't fight, don't fight, I'm just here to see the carnival!" It's so boring to have manual feet all the time, why don't we compete in a different way? ”

Ye Liangchen thought for a moment and shouted, "In what way?" ”

"Let's eat more fish balls than anyone!" Zhao Ritian shouted confidently. said that it was too late, and the boss from Hong Kong had already prepared and brought a whole pot of fish balls. Ye Liangchen and Director Ao secretly said wonderful, the two of them picked up fish eggs with chopsticks, and after a long time, thirty fish eggs fell into their stomachs, and both of them collapsed to the ground: "No, it's your turn." ”

Zhao Ritian smiled slightly, picked up the pot with more than 20 fish balls left, poured them all into his stomach in one go, and yelled after eating: "Boss, two more pots!" The boss smiled happily and brought two pots of a total of 100 fish balls. Zhao Ritian was full of pride, swallowed it all in one go, and said proudly after burping a dozen times: "How is it, do you accept it?" ”

"Convinced, convinced." Both of them are willing to bow down.

"So you're ready to check out? A total of five thousand Brazilian reais. The boss reminded with a smile on his face.

"Eh, Liangchen, how many did you bring?" "One hundred yuan, I don't know if it's enough......" "Ritian, did you bring it?" "I brought the Stygian coin, I don't know if I can use it......"

"Someone! These people want to eat the overlord meal! The boss shouted angrily, and more than a dozen knife-wielding thugs came out behind him. I didn't expect the superficially kind boss to have such a background, the three of them said bad things to each other, and they ran away from each other, and they actually walked into a dead end after running around. Seeing that the gangsters were approaching, the three of them hurriedly climbed onto the house, climbed all the way up, and accidentally climbed onto the roof.

"Eh, how can there be a helicopter here? It's still on......" Director Ao saw the helicopter parked on the roof at a glance (left by Chen and Lin), but he noticed a detail - the helicopter only had two seats.

Ye Liangchen and Zhao Ritian climbed up one after another.

Xiao Mo showed a frightened expression, but he immediately returned to normal, and his first reaction was to rush to the front of the car. Zhou Biaoyong smiled calmly, pressed a button, and a row of railings immediately rose from the bottom of the car to isolate Xiao Mo from him.

Zhou Biaoyong looked at Xiao Mo with contempt and smiled: "Give up, this car is carefully modified, all bulletproof and explosion-proof from the inside out, even if you shoot me with a gun, it's useless - before the carnival is over, you don't want to go out again." ”

Xiao Mo's body was completely weak, and he roared weakly: "Idoyourmothereveryday!" ”

At this time, Liu Nanjing silently picked up his mobile phone and muttered: "There is only this last hope...... he opened the contact interface and dialed a phone call.

"Hey, Guo Yile, where are you!?"

"Me? I'm in Rio, Brazil! "Guo Yile in a bathhouse in Rio is leisurely basking on the beach and watching beautiful women do a foot bath service for hundreds of dollars a time - don't ask him why he is so rich, it's because he brought Zhang Sixteen.

"Damn, I knew you boisterous guy was going to be in Brazil. I don't have time to explain now, so go to the big stage of the carnival and kill the 'dancing king'! Liu Nanjing said eagerly.

“What？！？” Guo Yile looked happy.

"That 'Dance King' is a fake, he is Chen Yizhang's person!"

Guo Yile and Zhang 16 rushed to the carnival stage non-stop. I saw that there were crowds of people around the stage, and the momentum was very huge. The host's voice came to Guo Yile's ears: "Now, let's invite the Asian dance king - Roles!" ”

In a wave of screams, the "Dancing King" appeared on the stage. I saw the king of dances dance the peculiar shape of the "Wang Ba Dance", and then shouted: "Areyouok?!" The audience was in an uproar.

The dancing king showed a weird smile and tore off the human skin mask on his face, revealing Xu Zeyu's face behind the mask. Before everyone could react, Xu Zeyu quickly took out two Gatlings from his crotch and started shooting at the crowd below.

Blood splattered on the spot! Xu Zeyu laughed lewdly while shooting wildly. However, those Brazilian policemen were not vegetarians, and after a short 10-second reflex arc, they finally pulled out their guns and prepared to shoot at Xu Zeyu, but dozens of them were put to the ground one after another before they could shoot a single bullet.

"A bunch of bastards." Chen Jiale wiped away the blood splashed from the corner of his mouth, and together with Lin Zeshan beside him, he pulled out a pistol and shot at the crowd. When the two of them were shooting, Lin Zeshan's head was suddenly knocked hard, and he collapsed to the ground after screaming, instantly losing his ability to fight. And behind him stood Guo Yile with an iron rod.

Chen Jiale was startled, and hurriedly pulled out a short knife and stabbed at Guo Yile. Guo Yile was not flustered, and slashed with a stick, knocking Chen Jiale's short knife away. Guo Yile took advantage of the victory to pursue, but Chen Jiale immediately took out another saber and stuck it in the gun and stabbed Guo Yile. Guo Yile waved the iron rod and blocked it all.

But at this moment, Guo Yile's foot was suddenly pulled, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground. I saw that Lin Zeshan suddenly reacted from the dizziness, he took out a bottle of potion from his pocket to drink, but fortunately, Guo Yile's eyes were quick, and when he was tripped by Zeshan, he reached out and grabbed the potion, and threw the potion fifty meters away. At this time, Xu Zeyu, a mentally retarded man, finally noticed this battlefield, he dropped Gatling, picked up a sniper rifle (ghost knows where it came from), and aimed at Guo Yile's head.

Is this the end of it? Definitely!

I saw a flying knife shoot out from the side and plunged straight into Xu Zeyu's head, Xu Zeyu fell to the ground without even being able to speak, and the sniper bullet was also missed because of Xu Zeyu's crooked hand, and the trajectory that deviated was particularly weird, and it actually hit Xu Zeyu in the stomach. The source of the flying knife is a young man - Zhang Sixteen! His flying knife was like a divine soldier descending from the sky, directly killing one person in an instant, and indirectly seriously injuring one person. Chen Jiale saw that the situation was not good, so he hurriedly picked up Lin Zeshan and ran, Guo Yile had no intention of fighting, and hurriedly dialed Liu Nanjing's phone.

"Hey, where are you?"

Back in time, when Chen Jiale had just escaped, Zhou Biaoyong's phone, who was leisurely watching "The Battle of the God of Gamblers", rang, he answered it impatiently, and Chen Jiale's eager voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hurry up!" The plan failed, Xu Zeyu's stupidity was seconded again, and Zeshan was also seriously injured! Retreat, retreat, retreat! Find me in the old place! ”

Zhou Biaoyong's face changed, and he glared at the three people behind him viciously and said, "Count you lucky!" He opened the front door and walked away.

"What are we going to do now?!" Liu Nanjing was about to cry.

Xiao Mo didn't say a word, kicked the car window, and the window immediately shattered into 1,800 pieces of glass. "I knew the old guy couldn't be trusted." Xiao Mo said proudly. "Then why didn't you kick it earlier!" Liu Nanjing and Jiang Wenfeng almost wanted to kick Xiao Mo to death, but fortunately, Guo Yile's phone call attracted their attention. "What, where are we, you ask? We are in front of the hotel and will meet you on the stage in ten minutes. ”

Ten minutes later, Xiao Mo and Guo Yile met on the stage. Xiao Mo and Guo Yile were pouring bitter water on each other, when suddenly sirens went around, and a bird text that amplified the sound through a loudspeaker came from outside the stage, and then said a Chinese: "The people inside, you are suspected of murdering the dancing king Roles, immediately put down your guns and take the initiative to surrender......"

The five looked at each other. "What should I do?" Xiao Mo asked. "Kill it?" Zhang Sixteen proposed. "No, it's too rude." "And what I want to ask is what is it on our heads?" Everyone looked up and saw that there was a helicopter above their heads, and Director Ao and Ye Liangchen were sitting in the plane, and there was actually hanging under the helicopter - a large sofa sitting on Zhao Ritian!

"Come on!" Ye Liangchen waved to them.

Guo Yile hurriedly jumped on the sofa and left Brazil in full view of everyone.