Chapter 284: The Man Who Freshly Opened the Meat Has No Temperance
After treating the wound briefly, Shan Zhanyan changed his clothes and said to the little white rabbit with wet eyes.
"Lao Tzu knows, Lao Tzu is going to buy it, I just don't want you to eat that thing, it's not good for your health." After speaking, Shan Zhanyan was about to go out, but Su Lazy stopped him.
"Buy a few boxes of condoms by the way. Avoid your beastly nature and can't find a set. Su Lazy didn't feel embarrassed at all at this time, but looked like a parent every year.
"I haven't bought it, I won't buy it." Shan Zhanyan was a little negative, but then as if he thought of something, his eyes suddenly lit up.
This sister-in-law is on her own side! Yes!
"Sister Su." Ruan Niannian said reproachfully.
What do you want that thing to do, she's definitely not going to do anything with him anymore!
"You don't understand, a man who has just opened the meat has a head, and it is difficult to control. Am I not afraid of what if? Su Lazy completely forgot about the presence of Shan Jinfeng and Shan Moyan.
Mrs. Shan Zhuang Shulan felt that Su Lazy was very thoughtful, and nodded frequently, "That's right, be prepared." I think the child's father was like this back then, as soon as he opened the meat, it was endless, and there was no moderation. I also turned 18 years old and became pregnant within a few months. ”
Ahem, ahem.
Shan Jinfeng faked coughing and motioned to Zhuang Shulan to save some face for him in front of the child.
He's shameless!
Thinking of this, Zhuang Shulan said again, "Why don't you let your father take you?" ”
After all, these three babies have been sandwiched in the middle since childhood, and they really pay little attention to him. Why don't you let him feel a little bit of his father's warmth in this matter?
The people present have already made up an embarrassing scene: the father took his son to the counter to buy condoms!
How to think, how weird!!
"I'm not going." Shan Jinfeng refused, this daughter-in-law is good at everything, but her IQ is not very high.
"Lao Tzu will go by himself." Shan Zhanyan thought to himself that in order for the follow-up white rabbit not to take birth control pills, he should indeed prepare these things.
"Go, go, buy me a few pregnancy tests by the way." After speaking, Su lazy flashed in seconds and buried his face behind Shan Moyan.
Zhuang Shulan's eyes lit up and nodded frequently, "Yes, yes, Xiao Lazy is a star, it's inconvenient to buy, you go, hurry up and buy it, all the major brands are bought for the old lady." ”
"Madame wants to use it too?" Shan Jinfeng teased, and was glared at by Zhuang Shulan, he was not serious!
Shan Zhanyan gritted his teeth and kicked Shan Moyan, "Together!" What does it mean to buy your own daughter-in-law's things, and ask your uncle to buy them? By the way, buy a few boxes of sets too, huh? ”
Su lazy poked his head out and said with a weak heart, "We don't need it, we plan to have a child, and we will have it when we have it." ”
How do you detoxify if you want a condom?!
I went to Mianmian to test it earlier, and it seems that there are still about 40% of the residual poison left unresolved!
After finishing speaking, Su Lazy felt that he had no face to see people, someone was decisive, and looked at his younger brother proudly, Ms. Zhuang Shulan showed a relieved smile of her old mother~
Shan Moyan stood up, paused the clothes on his body, and planned to go to the pharmacy with Shan Zhanyan.
Zhuang Mingyuan rushed in, shook the car key in his hand, and mocked unceremoniously, "Third brother, your limited edition Aston Martin is ruined, hahaha, that leather seat is not presentable." ”
Shan Zhanyan gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu is willing, Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law's pet dog caught it, Lao Tzu is happy." ”
After speaking, the two men walked out of the apartment with their heads held high, and Zhuang Mingyuan's face was so black that no one should enter.
Damn, this dog food is so choking!
What's the matter if the chest breath doesn't go up and swell?
glanced at the petite and lovely woman on the sofa again, covered his eyes and wailed, the second brother found a younger sister-in-law than him, and so did the third brother, can you find a bigger one!
He still has to call them sister-in-law!
Small fist punched the chest, vomited blood, and died young!!
At this time, two handsome men with completely different types walked into the pharmacy, and the female clerks flocked to the store, looking at the two handsome guys with their hearts, "What do you need to buy?" ”
Shan Moyan and Shan Zhanyan looked at each other, as if waiting for someone to speak first.
I didn't expect it, the first time I bought this thing, and I took a younger brother out, shameful!
I didn't expect that I finally felt the love from my brother, and it turned out to be such an experience, shameful!