Emperor Xuanhuang schemed to capture the bright moon, and the queen of the phoenix did nothing to unload her clothes

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I'm sorry for this busy week, so I'm taking two days off and going back to work. You can also think of this small chapter as a scene that will appear in the next few seasons! Thank you for your patience, of course, when "Xuankun Strange History" is naturally updated to this time, Kou Shengzi will present more exciting and outrageous details, so stay tuned!

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Guangqingtian, the immeasurable god capital, the palace of the heart.

Luo Xuan (pacing around in the outer hall, for a long time, turned around with enough energy, frowned and signaled to the divine guards on both sides, the divine imperial officials hurriedly pushed open the two palace doors, and Luo Xuan went straight in)

Huixin Hall Chief Shen Wan Feng Shi Zhi has knelt in front of the hall to stop: "Emperor Cao, please stop... Niangniang didn't hang out the lantern tonight, indicating that she didn't want to. ”

Luo Xuan: "It's okay, I'll only have two words with her." ”

Chang Shen Wan had to let go, Emperor Xuan took up his robe and went straight into the inner palace, and Nie Xiaofeng, the queen of heaven, was sitting in the cascading star-decorated mantle to untie his hair in the mirror, seeing him coming, his hands trembled, and sixteen gods and maids stood on both sides one after another, bowing their heads and serving.

Luo Xuan (sat down at the table in the hall): "Xiaofeng, let's talk." ”

Nie Xiaofeng: "Master, please speak." ”

Luo Xuan (eyes darkened): "Don't call me Master anymore, I'm your husband now." ”

Nie Xiaofeng: "Master's teachings are extremely good. ”

Luo Xuan (eyebrows closed slightly, and opened again): "I came today to discuss with you... You socialize too much on weekdays.,There's not a day in a week that you can be with me.,Xuankun has a slight resignation.,Said between the two of us.。。。 Qin Se disagreed. ”

Nie Xiaofeng (took off a purple crystal finch from his hair and said nothing)

Luo Xuan (frowning): "So I think, should we rearrange your schedule and arrange regular activities every day from Monday to July, so that we can plan reasonably and not favor one over the other... ”

Nie Xiaofeng (glanced at Feng Shifeng, Feng Shili immediately got up, and with a move of the palace sleeves, the mountains and seas outside the far hall flew to Nie Xiaofeng's Qiankun Day Scroll, she spread out the scroll and read aloud):

"Every Monday, the fetal god Hua Ge and the god of feeding Gu Mingjun feast in the Nine Realms in the Crunch Palace, and Niangniang is a permanent special guest and must not be absent.

Every Tuesday, the West God Domain holds a Hetian Cao Biaotian Dance Competition, and the Yan Heavenly Maiden Bai Yu and the Triumphant Great Sage must arrive at every game, and Niangniang is the referee and must not be absent.

Every Wednesday, Yue Shen Qianqing and Shen Yao are ordered to recompile the "Qiankun Code", and Niangniang is the terminal audit and must not be absent.

Every Thursday, the immortal Mu Yinchuan will come to the great god to devour the immortal god conceived by the child, and the god of death Rui Silkworm Ji kills him once a week on Thursday, and Niangniang must be present to watch and beware of sudden incidents. ”

Luo Xuan (interrupted): "Wait, kill Mu Yinchuan once a week on Thursday?"

"Yes, the resurrection cycle of Mu Yinchuan, the immortal monarch of the mountains and seas, is six days, and the last time he came to eat the immortal god happened to be Thursday, so every Thursday in the future, he will return to the great god heaven on time and try to devour the child." ”

"What about Friday?", Luo Xuan asked.

"Every Friday is a special time for the four magical friends to find the queen of heaven to open their girlfriends and kick them, and the thunder can't move, which is allowed by your own decree by Emperor Cao." ”

Luo Xuan (recalled): "Hmm... That's true, but what about Saturday? There's no show on Saturday, right?"

"Every Saturday morning, Niangniang will go back to Kunlun to kneel to ask Sun An, and return to Guangqing Tiancikun Hall in the afternoon. ”

Luo Xuan: "... So that's really only Sunday?"

Nie Xiaofeng (bowed his head and stroked Xun): "Sunday is my free time, Xiaofeng has a lot of opportunities on weekdays, won't the master even give Xiaofeng this little bit of self-entertainment?"

Luo Xuan: "Xiaofeng... What about me? What about us? Where are we spending time together?"

Nie Xiaofeng: "Doesn't Xiaofeng have to stay in this heart hall every night." ”

Luo Xuan: "But you don't light the lamp once in ten days and half a month... ”

Nie Xiaofeng: "Didn't Master break in just as hard?" ”

Luo Xuan (Mu Ran): 。。。。。。

Nie Xiaofeng sighed, put down Tao Xun and got up. When the long god saw it, he hurriedly signaled the left and right gods and maids and immortal eunuchs to exit the hall together. )

Nie Xiaofeng (Stepping into the Qiankun Luan couch, layers of star curtains hung behind her, she untied her clothes, slowly removed her back clothes, and stood quietly in the middle of the curtain with her back to Luo Xuan. )

Luo Xuan (his heart was pounding, and he was in a dilemma for a while)

But hearing Nie Xiaofeng's lazy Tianyin, he was soft and flowed out of the Qiankun Luan couch: "If the master wants, he will come and take it all, just ask the emperor to keep his promise, and when Xiaofengzhu's fetus is bright, it will be the time when the army will be released from prison and reborn." ”

Luo Xuan (the cloud sleeves shook, the footsteps could not be held back, and he walked towards the Qiankun couch again and again).

108,000 words omitted here。。。。。。