Chapter VI Presidential Hijacking
Before we get into the story, let's take a closer look at the country of Gundeya.
(Note: The country of Gundeya is pure fiction, there is no prototype, and this country does not exist in reality.) )
Gundeya, a small African country, has a population of only a few hundred thousand, about the population of a county in China. The people of Gundeya are all brave and good at fighting, and each has the ability to be a hundred. It is said that in the world-class fighting tournament that year, Hernantius of Gondeya single-handedly defeated fighters from 68 countries, and finally defeated his opponent Sparta Johnson in the final, but unfortunately when he was about to use the final blow, his wife called him back to cook, so he missed the championship. According to him, there are 10,000 people like him!
Therefore, the small country of Gundeya is known for its courage and good fighting.
Okay, now that we're done with the, let's turn the camera to the special case team.
How did Gundeya get involved with the Special Task Force? It all started three days after the Silicon Valley bombing.
That day, Liu Nanjing was playing a game in the office of the special case team when he suddenly received a phone call. The man on the other end of the phone claimed that his name was Wang Ah Gong, that he was a Chinese citizen, that he lived in Gangdeya, and that he was doing well, but suddenly one day the president asked him to present his blue and white porcelain to the president. He refused, and one night he was beaten and disabled, and the blue and white porcelain was gone. Through his investigation, he learns that the president has hidden blue and white porcelain in a safe at home. He appealed to the president, but no one paid attention to him.
In desperation, he had to turn to the Chinese police for help, hoping that the police could help him solve the incident. The police also have a headache when they receive cases, because they are only domestic police, and it is difficult for them to meddle in foreign affairs. So they came up with a way - let Wang Ah Gong call the special case team and ask for help from the special case team.
"So, let's go to Gundeya!" Liu Nanjing said.
"What are we going to do?" Lin Rui asked.
"Steal the safe!" Liu Nanjing announced.
"But aren't we a special task force for justice? Why steal? Xiao Mo wondered.
"As long as we don't get discovered, no one will know that we are a special case team." Guo Yile smiled, "Go to the presidential palace to steal things...... It's so exciting. ”
"Let's go!"
Stealing a safe from the presidential palace is not a simple task, so the special task force has designed the following two plans in advance:
1. The crowd infiltrates en masse
2. Wen Feng and Xiao Mo pretended to be businessmen lurking next to the Presidential Palace, Lin Rui pretended to be neurotic, pretended to be crazy and stupid, attracting the attention of the Gundya police, Liu Nanjing lived next to the Gundya Presidential Palace to eavesdrop on information, and Guo Yile sneaked into the Presidential Palace and stole the safe.
"This plan is full of flaws!" Lin Rui complained. "you, you just don't want to play the nerves." Guo Yile replied, "This is what I have carefully designed for a month (?) Silly forks like me...... Phew, how could a genius like me make a mistake? ”
The other five members of the special case team all shook their heads helplessly.
Chen Yizhang also arrived in Gangdeya, and because he was too tired, he stayed in a hotel. But two minutes later, the special case team also entered the same hotel in disguise. (In order to infiltrate the presidential palace, Guo Yile also trained for two hours on the slide at the 'children's paradise' outside the door before entering the hotel), and both sides planned to act the next day.
In room 408, Chen Yizhang was holding a photo in his hand, sitting on a chair and looking at it by himself. The photo shows a black man with large white teeth exposed. Yes, this is the president of Gundeya - Luca Monissa! Chen Yizhang was depressed while watching: "Damn, I don't know where my business card went, I won't lose Silicon Valley, right?" …… But it doesn't matter, maybe it can attract a special case team. Chen Yizhang stared at Luca Monissa in the photo and muttered:
"Tomorrow, you will be in my pocket."
Chen Yizhang lit the lighter and let the flames spread wildly on the photo, which eventually turned to ashes.
He smoked a cigarette and fell asleep.
In room 512, Liu Nanjing, Lin Rui, and Xiao Mo of the special case team were nervously carrying out investigation work. Liu Nanjing is responsible for finding the way to steal the safe from the Pleasant Goat, Xiao Mo tries to hack the computer system of President Gundeya's villa in order to find a small movie from his computer, and Lin Rui carefully examines his mutilated face in front of the mirror. Seeing this scene, Guo Yile, who had just entered the door, said with emotion: "I really didn't expect that we would become a few spy agents." ”
"Wow, Lao Guo, you look like a ladyboy!" Liu Nanjing also sighed, and then Guo Yile, who was dressed in disguise, plugged his mouth with a cucumber.
"Let's start tomorrow." Guo Yile lit a cigarette for himself, "I hope nothing goes wrong." ”
The moonlight outside the window was very bright.
The next day, at 10:32 a.m.
As a president, Luca Monissa strictly followed his daily routine: until three o'clock in the morning at night, and then slept until half past ten in the morning, thundering every day. But today was a bit of an anomaly, he didn't wake up until 10:30 somehow, which made him very nerve-wracking.
He staggered to the dining room and was shocked by what he saw: all the dishes on the table had fallen to the floor, and the safe containing important strategic secrets had disappeared! Luca Monissa has always believed in the principle that "the most dangerous place is the safest place", so he put the safe next to the refrigerator in the kitchen with confidence, and no material was stolen!
Luca Monissa came out of her fugue state. He walked briskly to the study, which had the only alarm button on the entire floor. He rushed into the study, and suddenly felt a knock on the back of his head, and he fell straight to the ground.
Poor president, who had only woken up for two minutes, only to fall down again.
It all started half an hour ago.
"Boss, I bought the president's maid last night, actually the president's lover, and asked her to add a strong tranquilizer to the president's tea, and it is estimated that he will not wake up until 10:33, so you have half an hour." In the hotel, Chen Jiale said on the walkie-talkie. "Understood." Guo Yile, dressed in black, preached on the walkie-talkie. He plugged the walkie-talkie into his crotch and flipped through the window into the presidential building.
Guo Yile jumped into the president's fitness room. He looked around to make sure there was no one before he started walking around. He saw a dumbbell first, lifted it up and found that it was made of sponge, and couldn't help but worry about the health of the president of Gundeya.
"This ......" At this time, Guo Yile saw a cigarette butt left on the treadmill. He frowned, picked up the cigarette butt, and let out a "huh". He looked around, but didn't see any movement. "I must have been overthinking it." Guo Yile said secretly in his heart.
It can't be delayed any longer. Guo Yile looked at Nokia, there were only twenty minutes left. He ran, and ten minutes later, he was in the president's private quarters. Guo Yile saw the safe placed in the kitchen at a glance, and complained speechlessly in his heart: "Fuck, who is so stupid, he actually put the safe in such an obvious place, does he think that thieves are stupid?" ”
Guo Yile was so excited that he rubbed his hands and reached out to get the safe. When his hand touched the corner of the safe, the other was on his hand. Guo Yile looked back and saw a very familiar obscene face in front of him.
"Chen Yizhang?" Questioning in doubt.
"Guo Yile!" Surprised answer.
When the enemies saw each other, they were very red-eyed. The two immediately scuffled together, and after rolling on the ground for dozens of laps, it was Guo Yile who had the upper hand. He pressed on Chen Yizhang, held the cigarette butt and sneered: "I said how can the president smoke such a stall, and it is the same brand as your favorite cigarette, it seems that you really fell,"
Chen Yizhang didn't say anything, he took advantage of Guo Yile's unpreparedness, took a rolling pin from the side, and inserted it into Guo Yile's mouth. Guo Yile was shocked, rolled over and rolled to the dining table, he immediately picked up the plate on the table and threw it at Chen Yizhang.
"Click." The sound of plates breaking was particularly harsh in the empty hall. Both of them had a big change in their faces, and they didn't dare to come out. Thankfully, five minutes later, there was still no movement.
"That...... Why don't we stop fighting and do our own thing? Otherwise, it won't be fun to be discovered, and I'll waste some of my effort if I want to run. Chen Yizhang proposed. This proposal hit Guo Yile's heart, and he agreed without thinking. Seeing Guo Yile agree, Chen Yi disappeared from Guo Yile's field of vision with satisfaction.
Guo Yile breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't dare to delay any longer, grabbed the safe and ran. Three minutes later, he jumped out of the window of the presidential building and landed safely on the air cushion prepared by the special task force in advance.
"How many points?" After falling, Guo Yile immediately asked.
"Ten thirty-one." Wen Feng replied.
"Then, no matter what Chen Yizhang wants to do, he will be caught by the Gangdeya official." Guo Yile looked at the building and sneered.
It's a pity that the sky is not as good as the people.
Chen Yizhang took advantage of the president's unpreparedness, stunned him, and quickly kidnapped him. By the time the president's butler came to wake him up, the president was long gone.
Guo Yile completed the national task, and everyone was about to return to China to ask for credit, when suddenly the news came that President Gundeya had been kidnapped. Guo Yile said with a solemn expression: "It seems that I know what Chen Yizhang wants to do." ”
When the crowd arrived at the People's Square in Gangdeya, they saw the crowd of Gangdya watching Chen Yizhang around a black-and-white TV – he was pointing a gun at President Gangdeya, who was tied up with flowers.
"The people of Gundeya," Chen Yizhang shouted, "if you don't hand me 6000000000000 bitcoins before tonight, Lao Tzu will shoot him!" ”
At this time, a Gondeya man shouted: "This president only knows how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and does not do his job, kill him!" ”
"Kill him!" The shouts of the Gangdeya crowd became louder and louder, and even Chen Yizhang heard it. Chen Yizhang smiled awkwardly and shouted again: "Well, if you don't hand over 600000000000000 bitcoins before tonight, Lao Tzu will let him go and let him continue to govern!" ”
"I'll give out 6,000!" "I'll give 600,000!" The Gondeya scrambled to shout. At this time, Xiao Mo found a detail, and he said to Guo Yile: "Boss, have you noticed that Chen Yizhang only said the value of the payment, but did not say the goal of the payment, I suspect that he doesn't want these bitcoins at all, he just wants to stir up trouble and create panic." "Yes, I think so too." Guo Yile nodded.
"So what do we do?" Liu Nanjing was a little anxious. Guo Yile took a puff of cigarette and said: "Anyway, everyone doesn't like this president, as long as we elect a new president, won't the Luca Monissa in Chen Yizhang's hand lose its value?" ”
Guo Yile's opinion was unanimously supported by the people of Gundeya. However, the elected new president is actually the president's steward.
"He's the most conscientious man I've ever met." A Gondeya said, "Even though he didn't like the president, he still insisted on serving the president." "Yes!" "Well said!" So the housekeeper inexplicably became president.
The president's problem has been solved, but now a new question has arisen - where is Chen Yizhang?
"Since Chen Yizhang can hear the shouts of the Gangdeya crowd in the square, then he is very close to here!" Guo Yile looked around, and finally saw a familiar figure in a bungalow.
"Chen Yizhang!"
Tens of thousands of brave and combative Gondeya and special task forces surrounded the president. In desperation, Chen Yizhang let the old president out, trying to obtain the forgiveness of the Gundeya people through this old president. But as soon as the poor president was thrown out, he was immediately surrounded by angry Gundeya and beaten to death by fists.
Chen Yizhang took advantage of the fact that the Gundeya people were struggling with the president and flipped over from the other side. The special case team immediately pursued, and Chen Yizhang snatched a motorcycle from the side of the street, but the special case team only grabbed a few bicycles, and could not catch up with Chen Yizhang at all, so he had to give up the pursuit.
"Damn, let Chen Yizhang run away again!" This time it was Liu Nanjing who yelled, and Guo Yile was silent. "If I hadn't let Chen Yizhang go, maybe he would have been caught." He sighed in his heart that he was sorry.
In any case, the new president was very grateful for what the task force had done (putting him on the presidency), and Guo Yile also asked him to return the blue and white porcelain (in fact, he had already taken it himself), and the new president readily agreed. The special case team happily found Wang Ah Gong and gave him back the blue and white porcelain, and Wang Ah Gong was so excited that he burst into tears.
Although the plan failed, Chen Yizhang, who made a big fuss about Gundeya alone, still successfully completed the task assigned to him by Li Zhenquan. Now, it's time for the final step.
Next stop, the Middle East!