Chapter 122: Tanuki Unites the World

"You've seen a lot of beautiful scenery, you've seen a lot of beauties, you've lost every short moment of time on the map......" Usually there are no customers in the store at lunchtime, so Sun Qian took this opportunity to take out the guitar and start practicing. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

If it was before, it would have been enough, usually when she practiced, Sylvie, Shen Yibin, and Ha'er were all listening quietly on the side, and the cheap might sing a few words along, although the scene was lively, but it didn't feel noisy.

But today is different, there are more Dandans in the store, as soon as it heard the music, it couldn't help but start dancing with the rhythm of the guitar beating its belly, not to mention, this product is indeed talented in dancing, although it is the first time to hear this song, but it can also freely adjust its movements according to the melody, and gradually cooperate with Sun Qian more and more tacitly.

Naturally, Hal didn't want to let go of this good opportunity to join in the fun, and he also swayed to Dandan's side, and jumped up like it.

Shen Yibin subconsciously looked at the feet of the two of them, fortunately, it was a tile and cement floor, and it was also the first floor, so there was no need to worry about them collapsing the floor, and there was no need to worry about noisy people downstairs.

"Okay, let's rest and get ready for dinner, I'll make you a salt-and-pepper snake today." Damn, if you dare to collapse this newly bought bed, tomorrow we will improve the food and eat dragon and tiger fights.

Together with the three sisters, he laboriously lifted the mahogany bed to the second floor and installed it properly, threw the collapsed bed into the storage room, and then Shen Yibin went to the kitchen to get busy, and after a while, the salt and pepper snake section and a few matching vegetarian dishes were ready.

Shen Yibin's cooking skills are getting better and better, and Sylvi was still a little hesitant when she first heard that it was snake meat, but since she took the first bite, she no longer ignored the princess's reserve, and competed with Shen Yibin and them.

However, no matter how fast Sylvie's movements were, she couldn't compare to Dandan, and before she could hold two chopsticks, Dandan's rice bowl became empty, and Shen Yibin had to help it fill it with a full rice bowl.

Until they were all full of food and drink, Dan Dan and Ha'er were still eating happily with the rice bowl, and a few people were too lazy to be dynamic, so they sat at the dinner table and chatted and waited for the two of them to finish eating, Shen Yibin suddenly thought of a joke about the tanuki and couldn't help laughing.

"Abin, what are you laughing at?" Bai Yanni asked curiously, and Sun Qian and Sylvie also turned their heads to look at him.

"It's okay, I just remembered a historical allusion." Shen Yibin couldn't help but smile and replied, "You've all heard the story of the tanuki changing the prince, right?" ”

Sun Qian and Bai Yanni nodded at the same time, Sylvi shook her head, Shen Yibin first told her the story of the tanuki changing the prince, and then said, "If the tanuki who changed the prince at the beginning is this product, and Song Zhenzong has true love for Li Guifei, maybe they will raise the tanuki and let it inherit the throne and become the emperor." ”

"Then China will be ruled by tanuki." Shen Yibin continued, "Because civet cats like to eat snakes, Cointreau of the Great Song Dynasty will expand to the tropical areas in the south where snakes and insects are abundant, and take Dali, Jiaozhi and other countries; At the same time, raccoon cats also like to eat fish, shrimp, and crabs, so the Great Song Dynasty set up an ocean-going fleet to catch fish and shrimp for His Majesty the Emperor. ”

"With the voyage of the fleet, they will reach Southeast Asia, to the Americas, to Australia, and there will be nothing to do with Columbus and Magellan; At the same time, during the voyage, the Great Song fleet would also come into contact with merchants from West Asia and Europe, and they were surprised to find that the ordinary items on their ships could be sold for good prices in the hands of these merchants. ”

As a result, the maritime trade also developed greatly, and the merchants of the Great Song Dynasty formed new fleets one after another, bringing the silk, tea, and porcelain of the Great Song Dynasty to West Asia and Europe for trade, and obtained huge profits; At the same time, in order to defend against the attacks of pirates along the way, the Great Song Dynasty will definitely vigorously develop the navy to protect the fish, shrimp and caravan goods dedicated to His Majesty. ”

"In view of the fact that the Song Dynasty has already appeared in the Song Dynasty, we have reason to believe that the navy of the Great Song Dynasty may invent cannons, muskets and other weapons, so that the military strength of the Great Song Dynasty will be greatly enhanced, whether it is the Khitans, Jurchens or Mongols, the cavalry will fall under the cannons and guns of the Great Song Dynasty."

"The Great Song will eventually defeat the nomads of the north on land, circumnavigate the world at sea, and their Emperor His Majesty will dominate every fishing ground in the world, and the Great Song will become the most powerful empire in the world."

"Hey, why did you say that Song Zhenzong refused to treat the tanuki as the prince back then? Otherwise, it would be the turn of the Americans to be the world hegemon! Shen Yibin looked at the balls that he was eating fiercely, and said in a matter-of-fact manner, and there was a trace of sadness in his tone at the end.

Bai Yanni, Sun Qian and Sylvi The three girls were stupid, they looked at Shen Yibin and then at Dandan, they really couldn't imagine the picture of this thing wearing a yellow robe and a high throne, if this thing became the emperor, he would definitely dance with his belly in the court, right?

If this is the case, how should the generals of the Bao Zheng and Yang families in the court deal with it? This picture is too beautiful to imagine? Oh, but maybe Zhanzhao will become a bigger official, right? Whoever let him have a cat character in his nickname, maybe he can get the appreciation of His Majesty Tanuki because of this.

"Karma?" Dan Dan finally finished eating, and it looked up at these four guys, you are all staring at me?

"Hahaha!" Bai Yanni finally couldn't help but laugh first, and then Sun Qian and Sylvi also laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, making Ha'er and Dandan look confused, and they didn't know what was going on at all.

"Hey, Abin, your brain hole is really big enough." After a long time, Bai Yanni and the others recovered, she wiped her tears and patted Shen Yibin's shoulder and said.

"I think you can go to Hollywood to be a screenwriter, if you write such a script, I think Disney will probably be interested, and I can also use the royal family fund to invest in you at that time, as for the protagonist, let Dandan go to perform in his true colors." Sylvie also acted as a compliment.

"Can I compose the theme song, the melody of the song, just like the one that Dandan's belly slapped and played last night when Dandan's dancing." Sun Qian also made a rare joke with them.

After laughing, everyone began to clean up the table, and then prepared for the afternoon business, Shen Yibin sat on the sofa and looked at the balls in front of Lai Zaihar, the owner of this goods is afraid that it is not good, if you come like this every night, who can bear it?