Chapter 61: Why Are Chrysanthemums So Broken?

Waste is a shame! Pan Xiaoxian held the big wine gourd and drank all the remaining little Fugen'er, and burped refreshingly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It's a pity, it would have been nice if this wine had been the same medicinal wine from last night, although today's wine also has life essence added to it, but the proportion is pitifully small.

Fortunately, drinking too much is also effective, Pan Xiaoxian felt burning all over his body at this time, and his mind was full of thoughts about biting or being bitten.

Putting down the big wine gourd, Pan Xiaoxian glanced at the snoring scumbag lying on the ground with disdain, small! At this level, you dare to fight with others?

Well, but she looks like she's drunk and unconscious...... Pan Xiaoxian took a closer look at Ximen Fengyue.

Ximen Fengyue lay on the ground on her back without paying attention to it, one honey leg was cocked, the hem of the Hanfu was naturally spread out to both sides, and the two slender and round honey legs were completely exposed, but they were covered by the Hanfu in the private parts to form a shadow, which was not real.

The big collar of Hanfu on the chest is also open, revealing the red belly pocket inside, the plump twin peaks are so tight that they are about to come out, and two small bumps are looming.

The awake Ximen Fengyue is basically not related to the word goddess, but after falling asleep, I have to say that her appearance is indeed at the goddess level.

The two sword eyebrows are flying heroic, and the facial contours are indeed a little stiffer, but the facial features are delicate like white jade flawless, coupled with her sexy body that has been ripe, it is really full of wild temptation.

Pan Xiaoxian cautiously stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Ximen Fengyue, who remained motionless.

Well, that's not enough!

What I'm going to do is so pure, I have to be more careful!

Pan Xiaoxian stretched his fingers to Ximen Fengyue's pear cheeks and pinched the tender flesh on Ximen Fengyue's little face.

Ximen Fengyue was still motionless, like a dead man.

That's great!

At this time, lonely men and widows are in the same room, and Ximen Fengyue is not aware of personnel, if you don't do something like to see at this time, you will be ashamed of the name of "North Wave"!

Pan Xiaoxian slowly stood up excitedly and went to find a suitable tool for committing the crime.

Ximen Fengyue was still lying there motionless, but if you looked closely, you would find that she was covered in fine and dense sweat.

It's really fragrant sweat, and every drop of sweat exudes a rich aroma of wine!

Although Ximen Fengyue was drunk, with her cultivation, she could run her true qi to emit the wine through her pores.

So in fact, she can get drunk if she wants to get drunk, and if she wants to get drunk, she won't get drunk, the martial arts master is so willful!

But when he was drinking with Pan Xiaoxian before, Ximen Fengyue did not cheat, which involved the dignity of a drunkard!

This little bunny ...... Ximen Fengyue secretly clenched his fist, if he dared to play hooligan with the old lady, it didn't matter if he was a crazy demon dancing body, the old lady castrated him first!

The sound of heavy footsteps returned, and Ximen Fengyue maintained a vivid state of sleep, but she clearly sensed that Pan Xiaoxian was approaching her.

A cold hand touched his face, and Ximen Fengyue told himself to calm down, reluctant to let the child trap the wolf.

What made Ximen Fengyue strange was that after the cold hand touched her face, he touched her neck down, but when he touched her collarbone, he walked away.

Ximen Fengyue's violent temper, indecent to a drunk woman from a good family can't be happy, what else can you do?

After a while, Pan Xiaoxian came back again, this time he finally leaned down and approached Ximen Fengyue, both hands touched Ximen Fengyue's body, as if he wanted to hug Ximen Fengyue, and the little finger of one of his hands even climbed to the top of her peak.

"Little bunny!" Ximen Fengyue felt as if she had been electrocuted, and suddenly bounced up and punched Pan Xiaoxian hard!

However, her fist touched a layer of soft stuff first, and Ximen Fengyue reacted instantly.

It's a quilt!

He's not here to insult me, he's here to cover me!

Ximen Fengyue's fist was suddenly withdrawn when it was only a line away from Pan Xiaoxian, only to hear a series of crisp sounds of "Titicaca", and the strong backlash of strength actually made every joint of her entire arm dislocated, but finally she was on the precipice and did not hit Pan Xiaoxian.

"Teacher, why...... You jump? Pan Xiaoxian looked at her innocently, and Danfeng's eyes were wide open and blinking in the dark circles, creating a lively and lovely effect.

Why? It's not because of you! My mother's entire arm is broken! Why are you ruthless...... Ximen Fengyue wanted to cry without tears, for Mao I want to test his character! Wouldn't it be nice to teach him directly!

"Because...... I had a dream! Ximen Fengyue's face was calm, drenched in sweat, and slightly stiff.

"Teacher, why...... Are you sweating? Pan Xiaoxian continued to ask innocently.

"Because...... Nightmares! The corners of Ximen Fengyue's mouth twitched twice concealedly, the little rabbit cub is not finished yet, right?

"Teacher, why...... Your arm? Pan Xiaoxian asked innocently.

"Because...... It's numb! Ximen Fengyue's eyes jumped twice concealedly, why are you 100,000!

"Teacher, why ......"

"Dirt!"

Ximen Fengyue rushed into the next room, and all his arms were dislocated by two, and those who practice martial arts will inevitably bump and bump, stop bleeding, pick up a bone or something, and five words float in the sky - that's not a thing!

After picking up the bones, Ximen Fengyue adjusted her mentality, and when she came out again, she had returned to her usual uninhibited and arrogant appearance, as if nothing had happened before: "Okay, now let's start special training!" ”

"Teacher!" As soon as Pan Xiaoxian spoke, Ximen Fengyue sank his little face: "Don't ask!" ”

"I promise not to ask!" Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly declared: "I just want to remind you, you seem to have said that as long as I win you, today's special training will be over?" ”

“…… That's right! Ximen Fengyue sneered: "This is tomorrow!" ”

"Hold a grass?" Pan Xiaoxian was stunned: Teacher, are you really a big husband?

"You should have heard that those who have money and power, when the children in the family are pregnant with the mother, the mother will have a special doctor to formulate a fetal plan, from the fetal period to all kinds of supplements, and there are spiritual masters chanting sutras to stabilize the fetus......

"After the child is born, it will be targeted conditioning, such as bathing is a medicinal bath, eating is a medicinal diet, and the accessories worn with him are also specially made, which can enhance the child's physique all the time and help the child calm his mind. Just turned one year old, there are spiritual masters and martial artists who come to enlighten and grasp Zhou, in order to choose the direction of future development......

"Since the child goes to kindergarten, if he chooses to practice martial arts, he has already started a variety of basic exercises, eating, drinking, and using is not the best, even if it is to say that he uses the essence of plants and trees to take a bath, so that they can get the most superior growth ......"

Ximen Fengyue squinted at the sleeping phoenix and sneered: "You grew up in a poor family, you were born to lag behind others at the starting line, and you wasted too much precious time, so now we have to race against time, seize the time, and pay twice as hard work than others to be able to catch up with those children who are rushing to catch up."

"Now, I said let's start tomorrow's special training, are you convinced?"

"I'm convinced!" Pan Xiaoxian slowly gave a thumbs up: "Teacher, what I am most convinced of is people like you, a serious fool, and you don't blush!" ”

“…… From now on, you shut up the old lady! Ximen Fengyue's pretty face was crimson, and her silver teeth were clenched: "If you dare to say one more word, the old lady will let you know why the chrysanthemum is so crippled!" ”

Seeing that Pan Xiaoxian was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened, Ximen Fengyue took a big breath to adjust her mood, and was paralyzed to talk to this little rabbit cub for a long time!

"Listen, today the old lady is going to teach you a set of drunken boxing, the ancestor of drunken boxing is the kung fu master of the [Beggar Gang] Su Qi'er.

"Drunken boxing is a kind of boxing that imitates the movements of drunkards, this kind of boxing is very similar to the drunkard's stumbling and staggering movements, but in fact, it is a routine composed of strict martial arts techniques, footwork, identity, etc......

"So the old lady took you to drink in order to let you experience the feeling of being drunk but not drunk, half drunk and not drunk, but unfortunately you have lived up to the hard work of the old lady!" Speaking of this, Ximen Fengyue sighed hatefully, trying to save a little bit of the teacher's face.

Pan Xiaoxian slowly and vigorously gave a thumbs up again: Although I don't say it, you know!

Ximen Fengyue couldn't help but blush, but when she didn't see it, she continued: "The drunken fist that the old lady taught you is also called [Drunken Eight Immortal Boxing], with the purpose of 'fist without fist, unintentional, and true meaning in no fist', so that the law is drunk in the law, the law is like drunk, the form is drunk and not drunk, and the step is not drunk......

"Lu Dongbin, drunk and carrying a pot...... Tie Guan Li, spinning his heels and knees to get drunk is really ...... Han Zhongli stumbled and hugged his heart...... Lan Caihe, a single toast broke the waist...... Zhang Guolao, drunk toss a glass and kicks a serial ...... Uncle Cao Guo, the immortal drunk locks his throat...... Han Xiangzi, grabbed his wrist and hit his chest and got a drunken...... He Xiangu, bounce your waist and offer a drunken walk......"

Ximen Fengyue chanted a small poem of drunken boxing, and at the same time played the drunken eight immortals with the intention of drinking, only to see her erratic whereabouts, her body like crazy, her footwork was pulling east and west, and her boxing was rigid and soft.

It's just made for me! Pan Xiaoxian was deeply moved by his soul in an instant-teacher, beg to fly!

"Huh." After beating the drunken eight immortals, Ximen Fengyue looked at Pan Xiaoxian's hungry and thirsty appearance and showed a smug smile.

Drunken boxing looks simple, but it's actually broad and profound, all-encompassing!

The contents of falling and tumbling alone include "harrier turning over", "small flip", "pulling out the prodigal son", "single mention", "bending waist lifting", "carp fighting", "grabbing the back", "fluttering, tiger", "channeling", "cross-legged fall", "shear leg fall", "planting monument", "jumping on the ground", "falling fork", "knock", "oolong strand" and so on......

The old lady can't torture you!