"Even drop Lao Ga, just group in Ze Tun, even in a tun, born and grown in a tun, ...... native"

As soon as he got off the bus, Qin Muchen hummed a little song and walked towards the largest teacher recruitment market in Lanhai City, holding a thick resume in his hand.

Of course, this teacher is not an ordinary teacher.

It's a martial arts master!

Since the rise of martial arts around the world, the government of the Great Chinese Empire has also begun to focus on the cultivation of martial arts among students and vigorously carry out reforms.

In this environment, martial arts masters have naturally become a scarce resource.

It is no exaggeration to say that in some backward countries, the highest-ranking teachers are even above the government and are worshipped by tens of millions of people!

This is the Emperor!

However, Qin Muchen didn't have such lofty ambitions, he just wanted to eat.

"Oops!"

Just as Qin Muchen entered the gate of the market, a soft and fragrant body suddenly bumped into him.

The other party is a girl in her twenties, who looks good, because it is summer, and is wearing a cool T-shirt and denim shorts.

The two long legs that swayed white are quite eye-catching.

"I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry ......"

The girl hurriedly bowed and apologized, with a hint of trepidation on her pretty face, and her voice was sweet and greasy, like a melted candy.

Qin Muchen glanced at it and said with a smile: "It's okay beauty, be careful in the future, don't be taken advantage of by perverts." ”

The girl blushed, apologized again, and left in a hurry.

"Childish!"

Watching the girl leave, Qin Muchen provoked a strange smile on the corner of his lips, turned around and entered the market hall.

The girl came to a remote corner.

There was no fear and shyness on his face just now, but with a smug smile, like a little fox.

"Fool, I really thought there were peach blossoms shipped to the door. ”

The girl took out a bulging purse, and her smile became brighter, "Today's harvest is good, and I have caught a lot of money." ”

However, when she opened her wallet in high spirits, her smile froze.

Inside was a stack of paper money!

There was also a note that said: Take this paper money and burn it to your mother, dead thief!!

The girl blushed!

He threw the wallet in his hand on the ground and scolded: "Bastard, it's not a good thing! Don't be touched by the old lady next time, otherwise you will have good fruit to eat!"

After scolding, the girl suddenly noticed something, and subconsciously went to the back of her buttocks.

In an instant, my face turned green!

Her newly bought phone is gone!

...

In the market hall, there is a lot of people.

There were men and women, old and young, and everyone had resumes or some messy certificates.

As the martial arts became stronger and stronger, the status of the master became higher and higher, and countless people cut off their heads and wanted to become a master.

As a result, the market is severely saturated.

As a result, it is becoming more and more difficult to find a good job.

"Dude, do you have a lighter?"

A bald middle-aged man in a suit came to Qin Muchen's side, with a stack of resumes under his armpits, and his bare front head was covered with sweat.

Qin Muchen handed over a lighter and asked casually, "Which college recruiters are there today?" ”

"Hey, don't mention it, there are only five or six. ”

The man took out a box of mid-range cigarettes, took out one and handed it to Qin Muchen, and after being rejected by Qin Muchen, he put it in his mouth and sighed, "There are too many teachers now, and it is more difficult to find a job than the civil service exam." ”

"It's hard. Qin Muchen felt the same way.

After all, a handsome and beautiful man like him hasn't found a job yet, which means it's really difficult.

The man said: "Today's colleges are all at the bottom of the city, such as Meiyu Academy, Yangtian Academy, Scalper Academy, and so on. ”

"Then which one are you going to apply for?" Qin Muchen asked.

"Scalper Academy!"

The man spat out a puff of smoke and said with a smile.

Qin Muchen said unexpectedly: "I heard that the last school assessment in the city, the comprehensive score was the first from the bottom, and this kind of school will also go?"

The man's small eyes squeezed, revealing a lewd smile, and he said:

"Although the comprehensive strength of the Scalper Academy is not good, there are many beautiful teachers and students in it, I heard that the Ministry of Education has recently transferred a new vice president, who is a big beauty. ”

Qin Muchen frowned, and distanced himself from the man.

Scum!

As a teacher, it is too insulting to apply for a job with this mentality!

Qin Muchen is a person with noble character, what he hates most is this kind of dirty mind to be a teacher, it's a shame!

With this kind of person, disdain to be in the company of them!

"Huh, the recruitment has begun, brother, I'll go first!"

The man saw the recruitment area of the scalper college open in the distance, quickly extinguished the cigarette in his hand, threw it in the trash can, and ran towards the recruitment area.

However, his body hadn't moved yet, but Qin Muchen next to him ran faster than him.

"Get out of the way! I'm here to apply!"

"I love Scalper Academy, I have rich teaching qualifications, and I will definitely lead Scalper Academy to create brilliance!"

"Quick, put my name on it first!"

“......”

Looking at Qin Muchen, who squeezed through the crowd and rushed to the front, the man was stunned and couldn't help but stretch out his thumb: "Brother, it's still you!"

After a lot of effort, Qin Muchen finally filled out the form.

There are more than 300 teachers who came to the Scalper College this time, but the Scalper College only admits one, and the competition is extremely cruel.

After the first round of screening, only 90 people remained!

Including Qin Muchen.

The resumes of these ninety people are much better than the others, have authenticity, and are rarely adulterated.

At the same time, it also shows that everyone's teaching strength is good.

It is not easy to stand out from these 90 people, and even a few of them are trained by famous schools, and their own strength is extremely good.

"It's hard to find a job, it's hard to get to the sky. ”

Qin Muchen said with emotion.

...

The second round is the written part, which tests the basic knowledge and teaching methods mastered by the teacher.

Ninety people entered a closed room, separated by partitions to prevent fraud, and an answer sheet was placed on each table.

"Basic Theory of Meridians, Outline of Fist Method, Analysis of the Foundation of Vitality......"

Qin Muchen glanced at it roughly, it was all about the basic knowledge of martial arts, and the difficulty was not great, so he lowered his head and wrote "swish".

"Brother, brother......"

After a while, a voice suddenly floated from the side, and it was very low.

Qin Muchen turned his head to look.

I saw a barefoot girl under the table next to her, with a note between her toes, accompanied by a burst of athlete's foot.

When he sat down just now, Qin Muchen remembered that this was a thin man with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks.

"Brother, write me all the answers after the fifteenth question!"

The other party said in a low voice.

Qin Muchen glanced at it, pinched his nose, and ignored it.

"Brother, do me a favor. ”

"I'll treat you to a big dinner when I'm done!"

"Drafted, did you hear that?"

Seeing that Qin Muchen still ignored it, the man became angry and burst out with swear words, "Stinky boy, I remember you, after the assessment, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

Qin Muchen hesitated for a moment and took the other party's note.

The other party had a smug smile on his face, and secretly sneered: "It's really a coward!"

After a few seconds, the note returned.

The thin man hurriedly opened it, but saw that it was written: Call Dad first, let Dad tell you the answer!

!

The skinny monkey man almost ran out of breath.

Across the board, the man stared at Qin Muchen resentfully: "Stinky boy, you forced me, Lao Tzu can't be assessed, don't think about it!"

He took out another piece of paper and wrote the answers to the first few questions on it.

When he watched the invigilator come over, he deliberately threw it on Qin Muchen's desk.

The invigilator is a middle-aged woman with outstanding appearance, Danfeng eyebrows, and her skin is very white.

Walk over and pick up the note on the table and take it apart.

"You two, get out!"

The woman said coldly.