"What, what! What happened?! Ahh Tong Xiaolai raised the sword in his hand and swung it wildly.

But seeing that the little ghost finished farting, he looked comfortable and extremely intoxicated.

"Ahh

Tong Xiaolai immediately covered his face, his whole body turned green, and scolded, "Did it put a bomb?" It's a butt bomb! ”

Tong Xiaolai was dying and said: "Everyone be careful, this secret weapon is poisonous!" ”

Everyone covered their noses and retreated.

Tong Xiaolai pinched his nose and said persistently: "Little ghost...... My lord...... You're holding us back...... Do you want us to ...... Watch you fart, right? Good fart, good fart! Can we go, please? ”

"No, no!"

The little ghost took out a birdcage from behind him and said, "Let me ask you, did you see the crow of the ghost lord just now?" ”

"Ghost Lord? Master? Crow? Who is the ghost master? What crows? Are you sure it's your uncle, not your uncle? Tong Xiaolai asked.

"What? You called me an adult just now, but now you dare to speak out? The little imp was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and his expression immediately became very serious.

Tong Xiaolai thought to himself, if he was stinked to death today, it was estimated that he would have to be stinky for 10,000 years in the future.

Tong Xiaolai asked it to stabilize its mood before anything bad happened, and said, "I know, I know, crow, isn't that black duck?" I saw it, I saw it, I saw it catch mosquitoes in the water just now, and it was so energetic, or I'll take you to see it? ”

"Wow, wow, where? Take me there, lead the way ahead! As soon as he heard that there were crows, the little ghost followed without thinking about it.

On the way here, when passing by, Tong Xiaolai found a pool not far from the ghost market, so he took the little ghost there.

Tong Xiaolai secretly said in his heart: "As long as you lead it to a place where there are no people and no ghosts, things will be easy to do." Bury alive! Rip the ticket! Throw the corpse! Either way! Humphha! A stinky little ghost, who dares to pit labor and capital, and dares to fart to smoke your uncle, you will die! ”

On the way, Tong Xiaolai asked him about the crow by the way.

The imp explained, "This is no ordinary crow. This is the crow raised by our old ghost master, called the embarrassing crow! ”

"What? Embarrassing crows? What the hell is this? ”

"This flock of crows has a strange diet, usually only eating on embarrassment. A few days ago, our lord went out and accidentally lost the crow, which is our lord's treasure! In the past few days, our lord has been unable to sleep and eat, just thinking about his treasure, but our lord is in a hurry. So our lord sent people to look for them, searched all over the city, searched all over the world, let us find them at all costs, and at the same time issued a bounty order, whoever finds them will have a heavy reward! ”

"So, you're not a janitor, you're out looking for crows for your master?" Tong Xiaolai asked

"That's right. Can't you even see that? The imp replied.

"Then why are you holding us back? Do you know that the posture you just blocked the road is very hanging, and the way you speak is more intonal than me? And the fart still stinks. And most importantly, you're only one person now, did you know? Hey, hey, hey, ......," Tong Xiaolai said, revealing an evil expression.

This little ghost was slow in his mind and didn't understand it, but just said, "Who said that I am only one person, don't I still have you?" I'm here to find a crow for our master, I just saw your face, and you look very special, so I just pulled someone to ask, I want to ask if you have seen our master's crow? I didn't expect this to be right, and what I didn't expect was that if you look closely, you are still human! Hahaha, it's so interesting, you guys are so pitiful that you didn't find that there are humans in this world. Well, now that you know where the crow is, tell the king where the crow is. Found me so I can go back and ask for a reward. ”

"What! It's just a dog's leg, not a janitor. casually asked someone, and actually said that we were pitiful, and we found a good way to go back and ask for a reward, and we dared to hahaha! Tong Xiaolai suppressed his anger with all his strength and told himself, "Hold back, hold back, you must hold back!" It's coming, it's coming, the pool is about to arrive, and labor and management are going to break it into pieces! Tong Xiaolai took a big breath and suppressed his anger again.

"Then I ask you, why are there no other humans here? What about the others? Where have they gone? Also, what is your relationship with the bull head and horse noodles? Say it quickly, or labor will kill you! Tong Xiaolai's face changed greatly, and his temper suddenly came out.

The little ghost didn't know that Tong Xiaolai's face became faster than turning a book, and he said angrily: "What a cunning guy, you are all lewd!" ”

"Hum hahaha, huh hahaha! As long as the routine goes deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle! Hmphha...... Say it quickly, don't say that Lao Tzu killed you! ”

Tong Xiaolai had already pulled out a pistol and put it on the head.

Pointed to the head by the gun, the little ghost had no choice but to tell the truth: "The real human beings have disappeared a long, long time ago, and the rest are no longer real human beings." Bull Tou Ma Mian is only in charge of law and order here, and it has nothing to do with me. However, you are real human beings, where did you come from? Why is it not contaminated? It's weird! ”

"Hmph, you'd better not know so much, the more you know, the faster you'll die. Since you're not a janitor, we can also go into the ghost market, right? ”

"The ghost market has always been free and open, and those who come are guests, and they never refuse any guests, and you are naturally no exception."

Everyone gradually came to the edge of the pool.

The little ghost looked around.

However, no crows were found, not even a single feather was seen.

"What about crows? What about crows? The imp asked.

"Hehehe......" Tong Xiaolai looked at it, laughing and not saying a word.

"I should have killed you, but you told me so much, it's a bit unorthodox to kill you. Where did you fart, pout my ass, and stand on the edge of the pool. Hmph, hahaha......" Tong Xiaolai showed an evil smile.

"Big brother, you won't be ...... What's that? Eldest brother. Alas, big brother, you ......"

Not suitable for children, fat people have consciously covered their eyes.

"Big brother is going to make a big move, everyone close your eyes!" The fat man covered Mu Lingyi's eyes by the way.

"Bang!"

"Smack!"

"Whoa!"

Three coherent voices came, and everyone covered their eyes one after another, unable to bear to look directly.

Tong Xiaolai asked it to pout his buttocks, and he was going to kick it into the water, who knew that at the moment when Tong Xiaolai made his move, an accident happened!

When the imp stood on the edge of the pool, his expression was unusually serious.

Tong Xiaolai just lifted his foot on its ass, and it was nervous, "Bang!" There was a loud bang, and a hidden weapon was released before he died.

Tong Xiaolai covered his mouth and nose, and his face turned green again. "Smack!" Kick it into the water with a decisive kick!

After the imp enters the water, there is a sound of "let's chirp" into the water, so there is a sound of "bang", "pop", and "chirp".

Tong Xiaolai was hit head-on by its pouting buttocks, and the whole person turned purple after it was green.

After Tong Xiaolai finished kicking, he fell to the ground in pain, clutching his neck, and struggling with his death.

"I'm going to kill it! Ahem, ahem, I'm going to kill it! I'm going to, kill it! I want to, for ...... People...... Except...... ...... harm"

The fat man summed up profoundly: "Big brother uses his life to tell us a truth, fart is risky, and secret weapons need to be cautious!" Shall we thank Big Brother? ”

"Yes, thank you, big brother!"

Everyone was in unison, and bowed solemnly to him ninety degrees.

Seeing that everyone is so filial, Tong Xiaolai is really dead.

"I don't want to die, I don't want to die! I don't want it, it will stink for 10,000 years......" Tong Xiaolai struggled to survive.

Everyone helped Tong Xiaolai up, and after an inexplicable rescue, Tong Xiaolai was inexplicably much better.

"Fatty, can you tell me why you asked everyone to close their eyes just now?"

"Big brother, I was wrong. Good, good, good, so embarrassing! Aha, ahaha......"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......"

After hearing that, Tong Xiaolai was so angry that he fell to the ground again, beating his feet and chest.

Tong Xiaolai couldn't walk, he could only crawl little by little, and although he fell, he still didn't want to stop.

Xia Yuxuan...... Don't worry...... You wait for me...... I...... I'm here to save you......" Tong Xiaolai dragged his mutilated body and crawled forward step by step on the gravel-strewn road.

What supported him was the woman in his eyes at the moment.

On the road of cultivating love, it is not as simple as imagined, Tong Xiaolai knows that this is his future, so even if there are many difficulties ahead, he must go on bravely.

"If you haven't lived a hard life, how can you cherish a good life?" Tong Xiaolai stood up again, patted the soil on his body, and went hand in hand with everyone, taking steps towards the future again.

The fat man's embarrassment attracted a flock of crows, and the imp got up from the pool and put the crows in a cage......

"The ghost market is not a place where you humans can go, I advise you not to go in!" The imp shouted at them from behind.

"Humph!"

Tong Xiaolai was dismissive. Although they heard it, they went anyway.

It is said that Tong Xiaolai ignored the advice of the little ghost and resolutely embarked on this road of no return.

The eight of them walked back again, and with anticipation and apprehension, they successfully entered the customs and entered the ghost market.