Tong Xiaolai picked up the shovel and said do it, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three...... It's hard to bury.

Four people with one shovel, and in an instant, a big living person was buried lying down, and there was still one head left.

Tong Xiaolai squatted down with a shovel and asked, "Shuai Guo, you are a dead man now, do you feel better?" ”

I saw him glance at Tong Xiaolai contemptuously, still lying motionless on the ground, his face like ashes.

Tong Xiaolai grabbed a handful of dirt and sprinkled it on his face, so that he could take refuge in dust and settle in the ground.

After sprinkling the soil, the nine-year-old Tong Xiaolai stopped him and blamed Tong Xiaolai: "Tong Xiaolai, how can you do this? He's going to die like this, let me come!" ”

Nine-year-old Tong Xiaolai shoveled a full shovel of dirt and was about to cover it, and said in his mouth: "He died like that not completely enough." ”

Tong Xiaolai looked at him in surprise and admired: "Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, it seems that he is still too young and immature enough." ”

One shovel, two shovels, three shovels, Tong Xiaolai has already buried his face in the soil, and then dug some of the soil, leaving him eyes, nose and mouth.

I saw Tong Xiaolai sitting cross-legged next to him quietly, looking into the distance, letting the scenery in the distance flood his eyes, and said calmly: "Alas~ If you die, in the future, your girlfriend will become someone else's girlfriend, and finally become someone else's child, give birth to someone else's child, many, many children, and live a happy life with others, especially special happiness, and you will always lie here." ”

Tong Xiaolai continued: "If you are still a man, stand up, pick up your own weapons, fight her, give birth to your own baby, and live your own happy life, if it were you, which one would you choose?!" ”

Eh, I really didn't think about this handsome pot, I didn't expect it to become like this, he thought, he can't be cheap to others!

Tong Xiaolai saw that his eyes changed, looked into the distance again, and said calmly: "If you can stand up, we will give you a special, shiny, and shiny resurrection gift package, which is unique!" ”

Shuai Guo lay down and said, "What gift bag?" ”

Tong Xiaolai: "Resurrection Package!" ”

Shuai Guo: "I mean, what's in there?" ”

Tong Xiaolai said: "If you can stand up again, how about I award you the title of 'Jiangnan's No. 1 Handsome Pot'?" As long as you have this, you will be the first handsome pot in Jiangnan from now on! How's it going, have you been impressed? Do you feel empowered?! Ahh Tong Xiaolai felt that he was full of strength.

I saw that he suddenly looked at Tong Xiaolai with blazing eyes and said, "Is what you said true?!" ”

"Steamed, steamed! Really, really! Tong Xiaolai glared angrily and nodded at him solemnly.

I saw him stand up bravely, be reborn in the soil, and become a big living person again.

Tong Xiaolai pretended to be solemn and sacredly awarded him the medal of "Jiangnan's No. 1 Handsome Pot", wore it on him, and told him that he would be "Jiangnan's No. 1 Handsome Pot" from now on!

In order to reward him, the fat man gave him the medal "Brave to live".

In order to reward him, the old man gave him the medal of "Honor of Non-Single Dog".

In order to reward him, Jiunian Tong Xiaolai gave him the medal "As long as you work hard, you will be better in the future".

"Sometimes if you can stand up, you win a lot of applause." Tong Xiaolai said to him.

For a while, I saw that he was wearing a headscarf with the title of "the first handsome pot in Jiangnan" on his forehead, holding the trophy of "Honor after Non-Singleness" in his hand, wearing a ribbon of "Future Successful People" on his shoulders, and wearing one, two, three, and four on his chest...... Lots of medals.

Tong Xiaolai shed tears of emotion and encouraged him: "Try to try to fall in love with this world." ”

Tong Xiaolai patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you are now a person with a slam of honor, a yellow robe, give you a pair of superhuman underwear, go fly!" ”

I saw him stunned for a while, Tong Xiaolai looked at him very relieved, I don't know why, Tong Xiaolai was really happy at this moment.

However, Tong Xiaolai still has some questions about the village that he wants to ask him to understand. Tong Xiaolai has always been haunted by this matter.

If the village disappears, what about the people in the village? Why is he the only one? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? And what about his girlfriend? Also, did the village disappear so inexplicably? When did it disappear? Is there no sign at all? He is the person concerned, and Tong Xiaolai has a lot of questions he wants to ask him to understand.

"For the sake of the first handsome pot in Jiangnan, I'll tell you everything I know." Shuai Guo said.

Tong Xiaolai: "Mmmm, okay, handsome pot, please take your time." ”

Shuai Guo recalled and described what he knew at the time of the incident: "This incident is also weird, the time of the incident has to start at six o'clock in the morning, when the sun has just risen, I went to metabolize, and the result is not over for half an hour, and I am very depressed." ”

"Wait!" Tong Xiaolai suddenly waved his hand, feeling as if he had missed something, so he intervened and said, "Slow, what do you mean by metabolism just now?" Is it a martial arts master? Got up at six o'clock in the morning to practice? ”

Shuai Guo explained generously: "Oh, metabolism is commonly known as squatting, squatting." I got up at six o'clock in the morning, squatted in the toilet for half an hour to no avail, and was in a depressed mood, my girlfriend shouted for me outside the door, and at this moment, all of a sudden, ......"

"Wait!" Tong Xiaolai interrupted again, "At six o'clock in the morning, you got up and squatted in the tuba, and after half an hour of failure, your girlfriend was outside the door to help you shout cheers?" Tong Xiaolai covered his nose and didn't dare to imagine, the picture was a little dirty.

"Hmm." Handsome pot nodded.

"Your girlfriend is really affectionate, never abandoned, and dutiful." The fat man said with a colored voice.

"And then, and then? Talk to the point, get to the point! What happened when you squatted tuba? Tong Xiaolai was anxious to know the answer later.

The fat man asked weakly, "Did you fall into the manure pit?" ”

I saw Shuai Guo breathe a sigh of relief, and continued: "I got up at six o'clock in the morning to squat on the tuba, half an hour to no avail, the mood was boring, my girlfriend was helping me shout cheers, at this moment, suddenly I heard a loud bang......"

The fat man couldn't help but laugh and said, "As a result, the toilet collapsed, and then it fell into the dung pit, hahaha!" ”

When the fat man saw the contemptuous glances from all around, he said that he would no longer interject.

Shuai Guo continued: "I heard a loud noise and was startled. Thanks to this jump, I lived up to expectations and finally got my whole body clear. I was startled and hurried out to check, only to find that my pants didn't keep up. ”

"Why didn't you keep up with your pants, did you forget to wear them?" The fat man said succinctly.

The fat man glanced around at the big guy again, indicating that he would never speak again.

Shuai Guo continued: "I went back to the toilet, put on my pants and came to see me, and immediately after that, there was a second loud noise, and then the toilet was gone! ”

The fat man patted Tong Xiaolai's shoulder and cried and laughed: "Hahahaha! This one is even funnier, get up in the morning and squat in the toilet, squatting and squatting to squat the toilet, this one is even more powerful, ahahaha! ”

Tong Xiaolai stared at the fat man viciously, and after three seconds, "Poof! Tong Xiaolai himself couldn't help laughing. Tong Xiaolai and the fat man hugged each other, looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing to death, tears came out.

Shuai Guo looked at them lightly with a look of contempt and said, "Alas, you guys better go, our world is too far apart, and we can't communicate normally in words." ”

"Don't, don't, don't, we don't know the truth yet. We can't just let the village disappear like this, blame this dead fat man for talking nonsense, what are you laughing at? What's so funny? The fat man couldn't stop laughing, Tong Xiaolai covered the fat man's mouth, and couldn't help but laugh secretly twice after speaking.

Shuai Guo continued: "After the second loud bang, the toilet was gone, and then the whole village of houses and buildings was gone, and the village quickly disappeared, and finally even all the plants around the village were gone, and only this vacant land remained. There are also some rudimentary weeds and trees in the clearing, which are vulgar. ”

Tong Xiaolai remembered the suspicious place and pondered: "What about the person? What about your girlfriend and the hundreds of people in the village? ”

"After the village disappeared, after a while, they were also taken away, and it must have been my wrong posture in the pit, which angered the heavens and took away the whole village and the people in the village. Oh my God, I knew it was like this, I would never squat in the pit again, wouldn't I be able to stand and pull? I beg you, come back! Shuai Guo finally raised his head to the sky and let out a lament.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's actually good to stand, so you can stand in the future." Tong Xiaolai comforted.

"Big brother, what's going on? How could the village say that it was gone? The fat man asked.

Tong Xiaolai was suspicious: "He said that he heard two loud noises one after another, and then they were gone." Do you think the disappearance of this village has something to do with those two loud bangs? And where did those two loud bangs come from? ”

"Are you the only one here?" Tong Xiaolai asked again.

"Of course I'm not alone." Shuai Guo replied.

Tong Xiaolai was surprised: "Is there anyone else?" What about the others? Where are they? Why didn't I see it? ”

"Na!" The corners of Shuai Guo's mouth twitched and pointed in the other direction.

"Huh? What is that? Tong Xiaolai looked in the direction he indicated, and vaguely saw a vague mass on the ground in the distance.

So the people hurried over to see what it was!

As a result, good guys, as soon as the four of them came to take a look, they discovered the New World, and there were a bunch of "dead people" lying on the ground! There were dozens of them, all of them paralyzed on the ground, and life was better than death.