Chapter 647: Gnawing on Fingers
Luo Fatzi, who has eaten several meals of dry food in a row, has faded out of his mouth, and now he is very much looking forward to the noodles in the pot with canned beef.
"Fatty, quickly wipe your mouth, saliva is flowing out, the last time we drank, you didn't move your chopsticks much in front of a table of dishes, why are you even hungry for this noodle now?" Li Jiahao joked with a smile.
Luo Fatzi hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth with his hand, but found that there was no saliva at the corners of his mouth, he knew that he was deceived by Li Jiahao.
When everyone saw Luo Fatzi's action, they immediately burst into laughter.
"Brother Hao, you really learned badly, you actually deceived me, alas, no way, today is different from the past, outside, eat and drink every day, taste and eat, if you really put a table of dishes in front of you one day, even if it is a full banquet of the Han Dynasty, you have no appetite, and in this ghost place, there is nothing but sand, if you want to eat some fresh meat, except for cutting off a piece of your arm, otherwise it is all luxury, so it must be a big appetite."
"Think about it, in the past two days, the meal has been dry food, and my mouth is bubbling, now come to such a bowl of canned beef and boiled noodles, it will be considered a delicacy, to be honest, in this case, to eat a bowl of noodles, it is really happier than eating dragon liver and phoenix gall outside." A series of reasons came out of Luo Fatzi's mouth.
"Well, yes, the little fat man is right, I think back then, we stayed in the desert for more than a month, at that time, there was no meat to eat, every day was naan with cold white open, at that time, it was really gluttonous, the day out of the desert, at the celebration banquet, we almost ate the bowl." Zhang Qichen also began to reminisce about the bittersweet ones.
The people of the inspection group, hearing them say this, they also felt very reasonable, unconsciously, everyone had a sense of expectation for the pot of noodles in front of them, for these members of the delegation who do not worry about eating and drinking on weekdays, this is an unprecedented thing.
After a meal of canned beef and noodles, everyone felt extremely satisfied, and after they had cleaned up the mess after the meal, everyone sat down on the sand next to the tent and began to chat nonsense.
Everyone is talking about everything, and I don't know how to talk about traveling to various places.
Luo Fatzi opened his mouth and blew it, "Over the years, I haven't made a few money, but I have traveled to many places, and I have indeed been to many places, those scenic spots in your mouth, in my eyes, are all pediatric things, in fact, the really fun places are far away in the deep mountains and old forests, far from those so-called man-made scenic spots can be compared." ”
"Fat brother, what interesting places have you been to over the years, and what good stories have you encountered, tell them so that we can learn for a long time?" Zeng Xuhui heard that Luo Fatzi was boasting, and he immediately became interested.
"Huizi, I'm not blowing it to you, I've experienced too many things over the years, there are some things that you have never heard of, don't say anything else, I'll just tell you about our trip to the Northeast last year, so that you can open your eyes." Luo Fatzi triumphantly told the story of what happened in their small mountain village in the northeast last year.
Of course, Luo Fatzi also knew that some plots should not be revealed too much, so he also picked out some things that could be said by deleting and minus, and blew them up.
“…… You don't know, that kind of situation at that time, but it was very critical, good guys, it was a wild boar weighing hundreds of pounds, as the saying goes, one pig, two bears and three tigers, after this wild boar was injured, it was more terrifying than the bear and the tiger. ”
"At that time, the huge boar pounced on the young guide who led us into the mountain, and its two sharp fangs were about to pierce the young man's throat, at that time, I didn't think much about it, I rushed straight up, and knocked the young guide out at once, and then I took out a paratrooper knife and stabbed it at the boar's eyeballs, and at that moment, the blood that spurted out of the boar's eyes dyed my whole body red."
Luo Fatzi's mouth is really neat, and he tells the story with a vivid voice, which makes everyone listen to it with relish, as if he is already immersive, and even Jiang Yan, who knows that Luo Fatzi is bragging, is a little fascinated by it.
"Fat brother, that wild boar is a national second-class protected animal, if you kill it, you won't be afraid of being caught?" Li Yujuan asked ignorantly.
"Poof...... Yujuan, you are still too tender, in that kind of ravine, who would embarrass Fat Brother for a wild boar, besides, Fat Brother killed the wild boar in order to save people, this is a righteous and courageous thing, if you don't give him an award, you will already be sorry for him, where will anyone arrest him. Zeng Xuhui smiled and defended Luo Fatzi.
"This situation is not considered a righteous and courageous act, we didn't think about it that much at the time, but if someone wanted to catch my pigtails, it would not be so easy, because as soon as we returned to the small village, we united the old and young masters of the whole village and directly wiped out this wild boar." Luo Fatzi smiled proudly.
Xu Weidong asked curiously: "Fat brother, is wild boar meat delicious?" Does it taste better than regular pork? ”
"It must be more delicious, think about it, those wild boars run all day long in the mountains, hungry, they eat wild plants in the mountains, thirsty, they drink pure mountain spring water, those ordinary pork raised at home, how can it be compared with wild boar? This wild boar, whether it is fried or braised in a braised sauce, is extremely delicious, especially the stewed wild boar trotters, the taste is really evocative. As Luo Fat Man spoke, the corners of his mouth drooled.
"Fat brother, don't talk about it, if you keep talking, I'm going to start gnawing my fingers." Xu Weidong's mouth also began to flow.
Xu Weidong, a child who grew up in this city, has never seen a wild boar at all, let alone eaten wild boar, after listening to Luo Fatzi's boasting, he immediately felt that this wild boar meat is a delicacy in the world, and he couldn't help but want to take a bite now.
"Haha, you're hungry for just one wild boar? I'm telling you, it's just an appetizer, have you ever heard of Wyvern? Luo Fatzi asked with great embarrassment.
Xu Weidong shook his head and said, "Flying Dragon? What the hell is this? I've never heard of it. ”