Chapter 33: This is a flash marriage
Xiao Yibo didn't dare to stop all the way like running a marathon and ran back home directly, he was called a grievance in his heart, he was a turtle spirit and a scorpion spirit, and his heart said that the road to love was too bumpy, how could he be a goblin and want to be on himself.
He was depressed when he suddenly heard a report from a servant that a beautiful woman had come to visit.
"What?" Xiao Yibo's tears almost fell, he thought that the scorpion spirit was coming, and ordered his subordinates to let them say that he was not there, but the woman from the other family came in while talking.
"Ahh It's you, girl. Xiao Yibo was going to hide, but he didn't expect that it was not the scorpion spirit who came, but the unfair girl he fell in love with at first sight before.
"Why is Childe panicking?" After Zhu Buping was scared away by his sentence "true fragrance", he also wondered, I came to harm him, why did I run away?
Thinking about it, I felt panicked on my face, how could she be such a shameful goblin, so she made up her mind to fight Xiao again, she had a fight with that mouse spirit before, and knew that there was such a person to protect him, she didn't know that the mouse was actually dead, so she felt that Qingtian Bairi must be difficult to start, and thought for a long time before she came up with a clever plan, that is, to lure Xiao to marry herself, and then the night of the candle in the cave room was when he died.
These female goblins don't know what they think, and they think about these good ways to make themselves suffer.
"Alas, don't mention it, I feel aggrieved when I think about it." Xiao Yibo told the truth.
"Don't worry about it, it'll be fine in a while." The unfair woman said that I am more aggrieved than you, who will I talk to, but she knows the purpose of this trip, so she does not plan to dwell on other topics, and said straight to the point: "Childe is no wonder that the little woman is rude, but I am now lonely and miserable without relatives and for no reason, and my heart is very sad, and I see that Childe is a good person, so I went home and cleaned up and came to run, I want to serve you, be a wife and a concubine, and listen to the arrangement of the son for the slave, please take me in this weak woman." ”
To put it bluntly, what she means is: If you don't have a face, you will marry your mother!
Xiao Yibo is no one, he has never been a person who wants to face, and he was immediately ecstatic: "Okay, good." ”
He fell in love with the unfair girl at first sight mainly because he felt that this woman was extraordinary, especially the strange words she said, the origin was so intriguing, so he felt that this woman must have been born into the world, and she took a fancy to her kind qualities and wanted to marry herself, and no one knew where he got the confidence to make him so narcissistic.
"What are the girls' specialties?" Xiao Yixin said I have to try you, if you are really not a mortal, I will marry you, otherwise no matter what, I can only let you be a maid who accompanies the bed, I have been waiting for so many years, but I want to marry a little fairy.
"Can I eat 100 steamed buns in one meal?" How could the unfair girl know that this product still has an interview, and she was a little panicked, so she told the truth by the way.
"Oh, what a specialty, what else." Xiao Yibo secretly picked a thumbs up in his heart, this woman is really not a mortal, and a pig can't eat so much in one meal.
"I can still sleep, no one told me that I could sleep for three days in a row."
"Good, good!" Xiao Yibo was already sure that this was definitely an immortal, and he didn't know what his standard was, anyway, he decided that the unequal girl was not a mortal, and said more bluntly: "In that case, let's choose a good day and an auspicious day." ”
"In this case, tomorrow is good, otherwise I will be nameless and pointless with you, and after a long time, the little girl is afraid that the gossip will spread and ruin the reputation of the son." The unfair girl couldn't wait to see Youmen'er in her heart, and asked for a wedding to be held tomorrow.
"It's okay, it's okay." Xiao Yibo always thought that he was a hooligan, but he didn't think that this woman's daring was more anxious than him, so he agreed without thinking about it.
So he began to Zhang Luo's family affairs, in today's words, this is a flash marriage, and the unequal woman has no relatives and no reason, which saves a lot of trouble, but Xiao Yibo has many relatives and friends here, and hundreds of invitations have been sent, and it is to arrange a new house and to put up lights, in short, he is very busy, the only thing he feels a little regretful is that there is no news of Song Daxian, these days the great joy and sorrow make him think very much about his bosom friend.
The whole Xiao Mansion was busy up and down, and in a blink of an eye, it was the early morning of the next day, the guests were full, and the guests were full, it was called a lively, Xiao Yibo was also busy at this time, and he couldn't take care of the others, but he didn't expect Song Daxian to come with two dogs at this time!
Lao Song knew that he was going to do a happy event as soon as he saw this lantern, and he was quite puzzled, which girl was so unfortunate that he was so unlucky, he couldn't think so, anyway, he felt very strange, although he and Xiao Yibo only had a one-sided relationship, but the two of them hit it off at first sight, plus they talked about it for a whole night, and they had a general understanding of each other's life preferences, etc., he knew that Xiao Yibo had a high vision, and the daughters of ordinary people couldn't look down on it, and he looked at the meaning of this thing and held back to marry a little fairy or something as a wife, but then he thought about it, Where did the fairy come from to take such an indifferent look at him?
Song Daxian wondered how he felt awkward, and he happened to meet the domestic servant brought by Xiao Yibo in the broken temple, and when he asked, he knew that Xiao Yibo had really married a fairy!
Song Daxian was quite happy for him, and he was also happy for his friends, so he asked his subordinates to report that Xiao Yibo was busy with his work, and suddenly heard that Song Daxian was coming, so he hurriedly put down the big and small things in his hand and went out to greet him.
"Male god, you can be regarded as here, otherwise I really don't know what to do." Xiao Yibo called Song Daxian a male god.
"How can I not come to the wedding wine that is related to your lifelong happiness." Song Daxian laughed, and the second dog next to him pouted, secretly slandering himself, you were more surprised than anyone else just now, what you said at this time is better than what you sing.
"Come on, come on, I'll introduce you to my kowtow brother, his name is Ergouzi." Lao Song introduced it, explained the intention, how could Xiao Yibo say anything else, he agreed to come down with all of them, and invited Lao Song to pick up the sedan chair with him.
"Don't." Song Daxian was self-aware, afraid that his appearance would frighten people, so he hurriedly excused himself, Xiao couldn't resist him, so he had to give up, and specially sent someone to arrange a single room for him and Ergouzi to eat, and everything was arranged properly He rode on a tall horse to greet his relatives in high spirits.
Xiao Yibo dressed as a groom, indescribable spring breeze proud, riding a high-headed horse to marry the bride into the door, the next thing to reason should be to worship heaven and earth into the cave room, but these people did not play cards according to the routine, relatives and friends all over the yard are waiting to see the bride show her magical powers, Xiao Yibo can say, he married a fairy, even Song Daxian is very curious, not to mention these people who love to watch the lively, everyone will follow the coaxing, I have to let Xiao Yibo introduce the fairy he married.
"Okay, good, it's hard to be so gracious, but it's hard for me to refuse." Xiao Yibo not only didn't feel inappropriate, but felt very happy, after being sneered at for so many years, it was finally time to raise his eyebrows, and immediately said to the unfair girl: "Daughter-in-law, you can show them your specialty, so that these flesh mortals can look up to them." ”
"How embarrassing this is, people will be shy." The unfair girl is quite ashamed, and she scolds the street in her heart, she can eat and sleep and show what she does to others, I have never seen such a sick person.
"Good wife, come one, come one......" Xiao Yi bothered about that, he followed and took the lead in coaxing: "Come one, come one!" ”
"Okay." The uneven girl also let out of her mind when she saw this posture, and pointed at everyone with her arms and sleeves: "The old lady will let you see it today!" ”