What can he do at this moment,

I can only see what the girl said, and then think about how to deal with it.

Regret, regret!

One accidentally becomes a 'rogue turtle bastard'.

Ye Huan stood in front of the sofa, bowing his head slightly, looking like he had admitted his mistake.

Xu Yunxin seemed to have been prepared, and picked up a notebook directly from the coffee table and threw it over.

I saw her with a straight face, a cold face, her eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and she said coldly without the slightest emotion in her eyes with a look like she wanted to kill:

"Look at the ten articles written on the book yourself, if you want to live here in the future, you have to follow this, otherwise you ......."

The voice has not fallen!

Ye Huan took the book and looked at it slowly.

"First, in the future, you are not allowed to run around shirtless at home."

"The second one, in the future, you must shout a few times at home if there is no one."

"Third, you must knock on the door when you go to the toilet in the future, whether the door lock is locked or not, you must knock on the door, otherwise it will be rotten ......"

"Fourth ......"

He looked at it, and his brow almost furrowed at the back of his head.

Obviously, what was written in the notebook made him very dissatisfied.

I rub!

This Nima is asking him to do something, to pay attention to this and that.

Not fair, absolutely not fair!

Ye Huan called out loudly in his heart, but knowing that talking about fairness with a woman was simply whimsical, and it was a fool's dream!

But it's not his style to compromise like this, at least he has to fight for it first, and no matter how bad it is, he has to make it clear about going to the toilet, he doesn't want to hang up the hat of a big pervert like this.

"Ahem!" Ye Huan coughed lightly, twisted his neck, took a deep breath, calmed down a little, deliberately crooked his mouth, frowned and said:

"Your conditions are simply hegemonic, who told you to go to the toilet in the middle of the night without locking the door, how did I know that there would be someone inside, do you say it?"

"Bah, shut up for me, rogue turtle king bastard, what are you doing with no one on the light in the toilet? It must be you bastard trying to peek at me and quibble there. ”

Xu Yunxin saw that he was still talking, and immediately refuted angrily, obviously because the residual anger in his heart had not subsided.

Although she used to work in a bar, she has always been clean and self-conscious, and she is still a yellow flower girl, and now when she is peeked at when she goes to the toilet, she must be very unhappy.

Ye Huan scratched his head, looking aggrieved, his lips squirmed slightly: "After speaking, I saw your body, where you sat by yourself, what can I see." ”

Although his chanting voice was small, it reached Xu Yunxin's ears word for word.

This sentence is like a catalyst.

Xu Yunxin, who had calmed down slightly, was furious.

"Ahh

"You bastard, turtle bastard!"

She shouted at the top of her voice, completely oblivious to the fact that it was a big night.

"Hey, hey, Boss Xu, don't scold people at will, you're also the one who is the boss, quality, quality!" Ye Huan suddenly chattered seriously.

But the more he was like this, the more angry Xu Yunxin became.

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

What a scoundrel, turtle bastard!

"You shut up for me, I don't want to listen to you now, I don't want to hear a word, you follow the conditions I wrote" Xu Yunxin shouted angrily.

She felt that if she continued to speak, the small universe inside her would explode at any time.

Hateful! Exasperating!

It's really hateful to have to quibble after doing bad things.

How could Ye Huan keep his mouth shut, and he still wanted to have a good theory.

This matter must be explained clearly tonight, otherwise how can I sleep at night.

I saw him slowly walk to the sofa and sit down, and said slowly: "I can agree to some of the conditions you wrote, but some of them definitely can't.

For example, if you don't close the door when you go to the toilet, it's definitely not my business, if it wasn't your problem, how could I break in, and it's uncomfortable to say it, where would I notice so much. ”

No way!

It's shameless that this bastard is still talking about this!

"Boom-"

Xu Yunxin's inner small universe exploded!

Be at the end of one's forbearance.

She didn't want to talk about it anymore, but she didn't expect Ye Huan to still be chattering there.

"Whew-" sound.

Xu Yunxin didn't know where the courage came from, so she suddenly stood up and walked towards him quickly.

What men and women don't kiss.

What girls need to be reserved.

Let's get out of here.

At the moment, she only wanted to vent the burning anger in her heart.

The body pressed against Ye Huan's body, and the jade hand was pinched into an orchid finger.

The pull of the mission.

This sudden change caught Ye Huan by surprise, and he didn't dare to imagine that a delicate and weak woman suddenly turned into a female tyrannosaurus.

Completely ignoring the image of a lady and committing violence on his body.

Good men don't fight women!

Ye Huan really has a good martial arts, but at this moment, he has no room to fight back, just blindly and passively beaten.

"Ahh

I saw him lying on the sofa screaming incessantly, with a painful look on his face.

But the more painful he was, the more excited Xu Yunxin became.

"Tell you to shut up, see if you dare to talk nonsense, see if you dare to quibble with me there, stinky rascal!" Xu Yunxin was violent, and he didn't forget to shout in his mouth.

I don't know how long this state lasted, maybe it was Xu Yunxin's softness, or maybe it was the reason why she was thundered.

I saw her slowly get up and ride on Ye Huan's body, with a fierce light in her eyes, and said viciously: "Stinky rascal, now you know how powerful Miss Ben is, and if you dare to talk nonsense, I will break and tear your mouth." ”

Ye Huan turned around, looking embarrassed, and was about to speak, but suddenly opened his big mouth but didn't make a sound, and his eyes looked straight ahead.

Xu Yunxin was a little strange and looked at him with a look.

I saw that the buttons of the pajamas she was wearing on her body fell off at some point, and her chest showed a large piece of spring light.

Shame, shame!

It's a shame.

"Close your dog's eyes to you, and don't look at them!" Xu Yunxin hurriedly hugged her hands in front of her chest, her cheeks were red as if there was a fire burning.

How could Ye Huan do what she wanted, deliberately staring at her big eyes, twisting her neck, and looking around, wanting to see if there were any gaps for him to enjoy the previous beauty again.

made such an action on his head, and his mouth was unrelenting: "Black lace, three-five D, so white." ”

"Damn, this guy really isn't a good thing." Xu Yunxin heard the things in her mouth, and she couldn't help but curse angrily in her heart.

Xu Yunxin didn't expect that just between this gap, the bastard would be able to accurately report his size, as well as the material of the small hood.

What a humiliating question.

Even if two girls are together, they are not too embarrassed to discuss this issue.

Now it's actually reported by a big man.

Make her ashamed and angry.

It was really a wave of unevenness, and just now after a burst of violent beating, she vented a lot of anger, and suddenly surged into her heart, once again impacting her small universe.

No, this bastard must not be forgiven easily, it is simply shameless.

Xu Yunxin made up her mind to give him some color and let him remember it for a long time.

Otherwise, if you live under the same roof in the future, you may not be able to produce any moths.

You have to put on a face.

She quickly got up from the sofa, flipped out the previous notebook, took out a pen, wrote in her hand, and said viciously:

"One more thing, don't look at me without my permission in the future, or I'll be careful if I kick you out."

After Xu Yunxin finished speaking, the phoenix eyes stared at him deadly.

If eyes could kill, Ye Huan would have died countless times by now.

Although Ye Huan was beaten violently, he was like a person who was fine, his eyes were shining with a strange light, and he glanced back and forth at the moving delicate body.

He just kept his mouth shut anyway, but there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

This expression makes people want to kick it a few times.

Xu Yunxin stubbornly resisted the urge to rush up and beat that bastard, after all, the loss she suffered just now made her feel a little panicked.

But if you don't use your hands, you can move your mouth, and if you don't use your mouth, you can throw things, anyway, you want to vent the anger in your heart.

"Smack-"

I saw that Xu Yunxin, who was angry, stomped his feet fiercely, smacked the notebook in his hand hard, and shouted loudly:

"Stinky rascal, have you listened to me or not, you must unconditionally carry out what I said in the future."

Ye Huan didn't dodge, let the notebook smash on his body, and waved his hand slightly.

Of course, he could have avoided it, but when he thought of the angry lioness, if he didn't let the lioness dissipate his anger, he probably wouldn't want to sleep tonight.

"Alas-" Ye Huan sighed softly, and said with some embarrassment: "I can agree to these requests, but you can't blame me if you accidentally violate them." ”

"Bastard, you have to keep your promise, or why do I want you to promise? Are you kidding me? ”

"Well...... Ye Huan muttered deliberately, but the latter words were not spoken.

The two of Nima's people live under the same roof, so they may not be careless.

Seeing his attitude, Xu Yunxin was so angry that he picked up the slippers on the soles of his feet and threw them over.

Ye Huan leaned sideways slightly, easily dodging over.

If he didn't want to, these things couldn't have hit him, and basically they wouldn't even touch the corners of his clothes.

Holy shit, this bastard is actually hiding?

One hit misses and another one.

Xu Yunxin saw that he actually dared to dodge, picked up the things on the furniture with his hand, and smacked like that bastard.

"Paper towels, fruit boxes, piggy banks, ......"

The things placed on the furniture instantly changed positions, and they were scattered on the ground with a snap, staggering.

The ground was in shambles, but Ye Huan was intact, and none of so many things hit him.

"Bastards, stinky rascals, turtle bastards!" Xu Yunxin shouted angrily.

"Knock knock!"

At this moment, a knock on the door suddenly sounded, causing Xu Yunxin, who was scolding angrily, to stop and look at Ye Huan with some doubts.

But Ye Huan was also inexplicable, and slowly shook his head, indicating that he didn't know what was going on.

Someone knocked on the door in the middle of the night, which made people's hearts feel cold.

Ghost?

No, do ghosts still need to knock when they enter the door?

Apparently impossible.

Who would that be? I knocked at the door in the middle of the night.

Ye Huan slowly got up with a trace of doubt in his heart and walked towards the door.

He never believed in ghosts and gods, he didn't believe in the existence of those things, and besides, he had originally broken through countless corpses and mountains of blood, and he had a bad aura on his body, and he naturally had some resistance to those things.

But Xu Yunxin is timid, she has never encountered this kind of thing, her heart is poofing, poofing, and her heart is in her throat.

"Click-"

Ye Huan opened the door to see who was knocking outside.

Knocking on the door so late, if there is nothing important, he has to teach others a hard lesson.

However, the moment he opened the door, he looked at the few people standing outside the door, and for a while he was speechless, and asked a little hesitantly: "You guys, why are you standing at the door of my house instead of sleeping at home?" ”

These people outside the door are the neighbors of their building.

I saw these neighbors all standing there in pajamas and slippers, with anger on their faces and fierce lights in their eyes.

An aunt in pajamas looked at Ye Huan with disdain on her face, and took the lead in speaking: "We understand that you two are noisy, but don't affect everyone's sleep." ”

"Yes, yes, you are right to criticize education, we will definitely pay attention, I'm sorry." Ye Huan said with a smile, with a flattering look.

The fact that Nima's neighbors had come to the door showed how big their previous movements were, and it was terrifying to think about.

Being watched by so many neighbors, Ye Huan's forehead broke out in a cold sweat, and he could only blindly curry favor and apologize in order to ask for forgiveness from those people.

His attitude made the aunt shake her head helplessly, wanting to say something cruel but didn't say it.

After all, no one has ever been young, and everyone has come from that age.

"Alas!" The aunt sighed heavily, shook her head slowly, and said earnestly: "Young man, you still have to take care of your body, don't go crazy all day and night, and let everyone suffer with you." ”

"Don't worry, we'll go to bed right away, it won't happen again, I promise you." Ye Huan patted his chest and swore solemnly.

"I hope you do what you say!" After the aunt finished speaking, she turned her head and left, and the neighbors followed suit.

"Whew-"

Ye Huan breathed a sigh of relief, gently closed the door, and glared fiercely at Xu Yunxin, who was standing on the edge of the sofa.

The war between the two of them ended with the arrival of these neighbors.

Perhaps Xu Kexin also realized that the movement just now was too intense, and scratched her head a little embarrassedly, sticking out her tongue in embarrassment.