Chapter 7: Another Goblin
In the western suburbs of Meifa County, Song Daxian was afraid of a lawsuit after killing the ghost, after all, he was scared to death, although the old man of the county order did not say that he wanted to find his own trouble, but the old mother at home was seriously ill and had little time, and he could not be delayed, in line with the principle that more is better than less, Lao Song turned around and left after Xie Liting and a group of officials and old men, and did not go far, and when he turned around and saw that this group of people had caught up, he thought that he was going to catch himself, and he ran away without returning to play with his two black hairy legs. The old man of the county order chased after him with a group of subordinates for half an hour, but he was stunned.
The old county order is surnamed Wei, the name of the chapter, the word Suo, the number of Lus, so some of us call him Wei Zhang, some call him Wei Suo, and some call him Varus, what is called, the old man is an official for half a lifetime, although it can not be said that it is selfless with a high iron face in the mirror, but he also loves the people like a son and cares about the people, in addition to being a little picky, it can be said that he is a rare good official, but there are frequent accidents in the jurisdiction, and he has just solved a terrible ghost, and he has not waited for a second kick to celebrate or something, and there is another monster.
"What a good thing this is!" Seeing that Song Daxian had run away without a trace, the county magistrate was so anxious that he stomped his feet again and again, "I just got out of the wolf's den and entered the tiger's mouth, and there are demons to haunt you, how good is this official." ”
"My lord, can we run yet?" The head catcher in charge grabbed the boss, these people really couldn't run, looking at the fierce old man with straight teeth, "My lord, it won't be our territory any further, and you will really violate the rules when the time comes." ”
"Fuck off!" Old man Wei is also angry, the hatred in his heart, his intestines are about to regret it, how did he let go of the ugly ghost Song Daxian, a rare talent, since he can kill ghosts, it must be no problem to catch demons, but he was negligent for a while and let him go, and when he turned around, there was another monster, what can I do.
"Brother-in-law, why don't we hire a mage." The master is Wei Zhang's brother-in-law, and he is the one who gives advice on weekdays, although he doesn't have a bright head, but he is his own person, and Mrs. Wei has always stayed by his side as a confidant.
This master's IQ is actually not very good, but he always thinks that he is very smart, and he is worried about mixing everything, and this time he also volunteered to give an idea.
"In that case, there is no other way, let's go back first." Wei Zhang knew that Song Daxian would not be able to come back, so he had no choice but to take a group of younger brothers back to the house to discuss the long term.
But it would be embarrassing to go back, because they still had to pass Xie Liting.
"Can't we get over it?" Walking not far from the pavilion, Wei Zhang made another difficulty, the fox demon didn't go, he stood in human form, pinched his waist and stood there waiting, there was a big meaning of eating people if he didn't agree.
"It's really not going to work, let's not go back, I'm afraid." Wei Zhang looked at his subordinates with a strange expression.
"Why don't we go back when it's dark." The master began to come up with ideas again.
"That's more frightening." Wei Zhang glanced at his brother-in-law, and suddenly wondered, it was a miracle that such an idiot gave himself an idea, and nothing had happened for so many years.
"It just finished eating one, I guess it won't be able to eat it at this time, we should be fine when we go back." The head catcher in charge also expressed his opinion.
"No," Wei Zhangbao shook like a rattle, "it was full just now, but what if it needs to stock up on food." ”
Everyone nodded in unison, thinking about the situation of being bitten alive and being buried in a pit for later use, and they trembled with fright.
"Why don't we move the county government here, let's get a new city development zone or something." The master began to come up with ideas again, and this time everyone followed suit.
"I think it's okay, this project can also apply for imperial court funding, and there is a lot of oil and water."
"Come and eat one monster, no one will come to sue in the future, and the adult's political achievements will go down in history."
"Yes, yes, it's okay, what else can we do scientific research?"
"Bastard!" Lao Wei's nose was crooked, and he said in his heart that these people under his hands were simply lawless and too unreasonable, and then he thought about it, if he didn't let them go ahead, he couldn't wait for the monsters to eat them, and he couldn't care if he could pick up a small life.
"Let's go, what are you afraid of in the blue sky and daylight, and besides, with the protection of this official and official, who would dare to commit demons and evils?" Master Wei made up his mind and suddenly stood upright, raised his chest and raised his abdomen and buttocks, majestic and high-spirited, and lined up his subordinates in a long snake formation, walking at the end by himself.
The old man's thing is really not authentic, but no one can say anything, after all, people are officials, and under the feudal hierarchy at that time, the life of the official master is naturally more expensive, so everyone can only grit their teeth and move forward with a fluke mentality.
The county magistrate spoke, and these subordinates naturally did not dare to disobey, otherwise there would be no good fruit to eat, so they had to tremble and go to Xie Liting.
I don't know if it's intentional or what, the first one is Lao Weitou's brother-in-law.
"Go back?" The fox demon stretched out a sharp claw and asked as he picked his teeth.
"Don't, don't eat me, let me go, I have an eighty-year-old son and a twelve-year-old mother......" The master saw the fox demon baring his teeth at him, and knelt on the ground with a grunt, so frightened that he burst into tears, and feces and urine flowed together.
"This sentence was said by the woodcutter that day, do you know that you pirated it?" The fox demon's eyes widened, and he said angrily.
"I won't dare next time, please let the great immortal spare me this time." The master couldn't cry anymore.
"Aunt Ben is a good monster, she only eats bad guys, but when you see it, you will be sick to your stomach, so get out of here!"
If the master was pardoned, he ran away with a crawl.
"Is this all right?" Everyone was dumbfounded, with the first successful precedent, the people behind followed suit, and everyone was not as scared as before, and the second person was bold and came to Xie Liting again.
This time, it was the head catcher in charge, who did the same, and fell to his knees and cried bitterly: "I have an eighty-year-old ......."
Before he could hold back his tears, the fox demon spoke first.
"Don't do this, this trick doesn't work anymore." The fox demon pursed his mouth, "Can you be a little innovative?" What's the point of blindly following the trend all the time? The value and meaning of life lies in creation, how can you succeed if you always follow the crowd like this. After saying that, the fox felt very proud, after so many years, it finally taught others once, so beautiful that it should not be wanted, and the heart said that I want to praise myself.
"I'm not a bad person." The head catcher is not an ordinary person, and he said in a hurry.
"You say you're not a bad person, so what's your name?" The fox demon squinted his eyes and looked him up and down.
"The little one's surname is Hao, and his name is Hao Ren."
"So you're a nice guy?"
"Yes, yes, yes." The head catcher was overjoyed in his heart, feeling that he was very witty, but he didn't expect the fox demon to suddenly open his bloody mouth and swallow him at once.
The people in the back were almost scared to death, they had a good chat just now, why did they eat people again without saying a word?!
Originally, a group of people were ready to learn from the successful experience of their predecessors, but they didn't expect their predecessors to hit the streets, which was sad for the rest of the melon-eating masses.
I was worried, but I had to catch the ducks on the shelves and continue to put them on the shelves, otherwise the county magistrate wouldn't be able to spare himself, so the third person went again.
"What's your name?" The fox demon moved a stone stool out of Xie Liting, and sat there with Erlang's legs crossed, waiting, like an interview.
"My name is Ergouzi." This time it was a new little servant, not very old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, kneeling on the ground and shaking all over his body like chaff, and his speech was already bad, and his posture was to wait for death.
"What's your last name?" The fox demon is very strange, he has never heard of a second surname after cultivating for so many years.
"My original surname was Chen, and I was the illegitimate son of Chen Yuanwai's family in Linxian County," Ergouzi didn't dare to hide it, and began to tell his story in 1510, "I, my life is hard, I was just born and was given to a poor family, I was not full of snacks and clothing, and I should have recognized my ancestors and returned to my ancestors when I grew up, but I never thought that my biological father would die, and my brother was afraid that I would rob the family property, and colluded with the local officials and grandfathers, deprived me of my surname, and drove me out of my hometown. ”
"Woo...... It's so pitiful......" This time the fox demon cried.
A few brothers in the back took a look, and now it has been changed to a story, and it is more miserable, this is a new idea, you have to learn from it, and you have to make it up there one by one.
"It's so touching, you're really pitiful, I see that you and I are also destined, so let's do it, I'll give you something, you can take it when you really don't have a way to live in the future, and in the middle of the night, the third watch turned his back to the moonlight and shouted three times, 'You come over to me', you can turn evil into good fortune." After saying that, the fox moved his buttocks, and with a "snort", he tore off a white tail from behind and handed it over.
"What should you do then?" Ergouzi Jilingling shuddered, and said in his heart that this monster is a monster, and he was too ruthless to himself, and his tail was still slightly bloody.
"It's okay, I still have several." Four tails stretched out behind the fox demon, "I mentioned you today that I saved you, my aunt and grandmother have been cultivating for more than 700 years, my tail is a life, don't take it seriously......" The fox demon triumphantly followed the tail, and pulled it as if it was ostentatious, maybe too excited to control the strength, only to hear a snort
Rip off another one!
"Are you alright?" The two dogs were stunned, "Is it open?" ”
"Fuck off, fuck off, ouch! But I unjustly killed my aunt and grandmother. The fox demon was so angry that he scolded the street, he was so distressed that he didn't want to, and he couldn't blame others, a life that he had only earned after a hundred years of practice was so inexplicably gone, and he almost cried to death.
The second dog didn't dare to say anything else, stuffed the white fox's tail into his arms, stood up and stumbled and fled.
The fourth person came over, looked at the fox demon who was holding his tail in his hand and was crying, and asked, "Why don't you give it to me, you say how sad you look like this." ”
"Fuck off, believe it or not I'm pumping you!" The fox demon didn't have any other thoughts this time, so he patronized the tail that felt sorry for him, "Tail, tail, why did you leave me like this, woo...... "The more I think about it, the more aggrieved I become, the more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more I think about it, and the heart says that it is not difficult to do a good deed, but the difficult thing is that the tail is not enough."
The officials in the back were unimpeded all the way, the fox demon didn't even pay attention to it, and there were a few people who didn't care for a long time and asked, but they were scolded a lot, and in the end, the old man of the county order Wei was left.
Lao Wei Tou'er looked at the brothers opposite, they all waved to him lively, and his heart was determined, seeing that there should be nothing to do like this, he walked forward, never expected, when he was about to walk past the fox demon, the fox demon suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened, and he spoke.
"You! Can't pass! ”