Chapter 10: There's a Master
Lao Dao ascended the Dharma platform, and before he could stand firmly, he fell down and fell into seven holes and bled out, and only remembered before he died, he fainted, and finally died violently.
"Master Dao, why can't you think about it so much?" The master still felt sorry, and his tears were about to fall.
"I think he's pretty open-minded." The old man of the county order Wei nodded, "Both horizontal and vertical are dead, and he chose the one he likes the most." ”
Something like this happened, and everyone was embarrassed.
In addition to embarrassment, there is also anger, Ergouzi and a group of officials are so angry that their eyes are red, and they say that if they want to die, why don't they die early, and they are tired and tired of tossing us all afternoon, but they just went up and came down.
"Why don't I get another mage?" The county master's brother-in-law came up with another idea, "This old way is not good, he is dizzy, I will invite a monk to come over this time, this time it will definitely work." ”
"Then you go." Wei Zhangxin said, I won't listen to you if I have any way, the old way doesn't work, I hope the monk works.
Old Man Wei sent him out to invite a monk again, and the master brought a monk back just after going out this time.
"How is it so fast?!" Everyone was shocked, the body had not yet been carried out, and the next one had already come.
The monk who came was none other than everyone else, everyone knew him, the one who fought with Lao Tao for a widow.
"My lord, I can subdue demons and catch monsters, that old way is not good, I am better than him, don't use him, use my ......" The monk was even exempted from greetings, and directly hugged his fist to the county order Wei Zhang, which probably means that when he heard about the county government inviting Lao Dao, he was very unconvinced, and felt that he was more powerful than Lao Dao, and the old man Wei looked at him with a smile and did not interject.
"The poor monk once fought with him for 300 rounds, and finally kicked him one more time, so I am better than him, and I hope that the adults will think twice about the choice of demon hunters." The monk is like menopause, and the old man Wei is already speechless, and his heart says that when the two of you fight, your head is broken and bleeding, and it is useless to kick him more, and it is not next to the demon hunt, okay, and there are three hundred rounds of fighting, why don't you go to heaven.
"Ahem." Wei Zhang coughed dryly twice and waved his hand, "You don't have to choose, it's up to you to catch demons." ”
The monk was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask your lordship how to deal with that old way?" ”
"No need to dispose of it." Wei Zhang raised his chin, "People are lying over there." ”
"Huh?!" The monk's gaze turned to the place pointed by the county magistrate, and then he saw the old road behind the Dharma platform that was already blurred with flesh and blood, and he came down in sweat at that time.
"This and this......" It took a long time to smooth the words down, "This is being harmed by a monster?" ”
"No, no, no." Old Man Wei shook his index finger, "He fell to his death." ”
"Look, I'll just say he can't." The monk breathed a sigh of relief, and the rabbit dead fox said sadly: "It's a pity, this old Taoist is also a generation of grandmasters, and he can fight with me when he looks at the world, but it's a pity that there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, oops, how lonely it is to be invincible now." ”
"If he doesn't die, I'll kill him." Wei Xianling smiled meaningfully, he hated pretending to be a ghost more than a demon or a monster, "He doesn't have the ability to catch demons, but he dares to come to me to pretend to be a ghost, and it's light to kill him, now it's okay, master, you're here, please help us catch demons." Wei Zhang's tone was flat, but he couldn't hide the murderous aura, and the sword light between the lines did not come out, but it seemed that blood had been splashed on the spot.
"No, no, no." The monk's head shook like a rattle, "The poor monk's way is still shallow, he can't do it, I can't do it, I hope that the adults will ask for another master, so what, you are busy, I will go first." The monk didn't finish speaking, and ran away with a rolling belt.
Wei Zhangchang sighed, he was so worried that he didn't want it, these scammers obviously can't be counted on, what should I do about this, just thinking about it, my brother-in-law came to come up with an idea again.
"Brother-in-law, I can see what it is, since the mage outside is not working, why might we find the master inside."
"Oh?" Although Wei Zhang didn't take what he said at all now, he couldn't help but be a little curious, "Could it be that there are masters in our county government who can catch monsters?" The old man said and looked around, looking up and down the inside and out of the corpse and the Fatai, and didn't see who seemed to have this ability.
"Of course not here," the master smiled proudly, "Do you remember that there was a fortune teller at the beginning, he said that one day we will need him, I guess it refers to the present." ”
"Is there such a person?" Old Man Wei is more or less old, and his memory is not particularly good, so he didn't think about it for a while. "Where are the people, invite me quickly."
"People are locked up in prisons." The master smiled bitterly, "At that time, you also beat ten boards from others, I'm afraid this matter will not be easy to handle." ”
"If it's not good, you have to do it, let's get him out first." Wei Xianling had a headache, and he really couldn't think of the existence of such a person.
was busy working, and heard someone beating drums outside the lobby, and the county magistrate jumped to scold the street.
"Come on, drummer!" Old Man Wei sat down, lined up in three classes and six rooms, and the people who came did not wait to get close to the front and knelt on the ground, tears flowing, it was Xie Guangshen, a villager who had been here before, "Varus, Varus, you have to call the shots for me!" ”
The local squire rich man Wei Zhang naturally knows, not only knows, the relationship between the two is also very good, when he was a child, he peed and played with mud together, and there are many contacts today, if it weren't for the fact that only the daughters of the two families would become in-laws, I didn't expect him to sue, and it is not a trivial matter to see this.
Lao Xie told his daughter about being dug up and digging her grave as it was, and Wei Zhang gritted his teeth with hatred, and found someone to bring him a chair to sit on, and comforted him for a long time.
"Brother, don't be impatient, when I arrest the murderer of the tomb robbery, I will not be spared, and I will correct the ......law on the spot," Wei County ordered to persuade him, and saw the master coming.
The brother-in-law thought that the two of them were reminiscing, and they didn't know what they talked about, they were so excited that their eyes were red.
"Please come up." The county master knew that the matter of catching demons could not be delayed, so he simply asked the master to bring people up.
"Huh! It's all there! The person who came was dressed in rags and looked like a beggar, but his gestures were uninhibited, no courtesy, no greetings, no politeness, patronizing and looking around, and the first sentence was: "Today there are all people, except for that one, everyone is basically in Ha!" ”
"Presumptuous!" As the head catcher, the second dog must stand up for those who despise the court, and loudly reprimanded: "No rudeness above the court!" ”
Unexpectedly, instead of being afraid, the man pointed to the second dog and said, "Especially you, why are you still here?" ”
"What do you mean?" The second dog suddenly made him confused: "I'm not here, where else should I be?" ”
"You're all doing well." The person who came no longer paid attention to the second dog, and turned his head to look at Xie Guangshen.
"What's the name of the person who came?" The county master couldn't sit still, he was the leader of this place, but this person didn't even look at him, and his heart was very discordant.
"My surname is Bu, and my name is Bu Xiaoxin." When Bu Xiaoxin heard the question, he looked at the unhappy Old Man Wei.
Wei Zhang looked up and down, and said that this product was less reliable than the first two, so he didn't bother to say anything else, and went straight to the point: "I heard that you are a mage?" ”
"No, I'm not a mage." Bu Xiaoxin shook his head and said no.
"And what are you doing?" Wei Zhang looked at his brother-in-law, and couldn't wait to pull the sole of his shoe and ask him to find a mage, the first time he invited an old Taoist who was a dead man, and the second time he got an old Taoist rival monk, and this third time he didn't even touch the mage's side.
"I'm a fortune teller." Bu Xiaoxin pulled out a rag from his arms, it seemed that it had been a disguise, and when he opened it, there were four big characters written on it: I can't kill you.
"I heard you can catch demons?" Wei Xianling was very dismissive, this person didn't seem to have as much selling points as the two charlatans before.
"I can't." Bu Xiaoxin said honestly, "Don't talk about catching demons, like looking for Xie Jiuniang's corpse, fighting for the cheating monk Lao Dao, helping Song Daxian kill ghosts or anything." ”
"Are you sure he's been in prison all the time?" Old Man Wei was stunned, and turned around to ask his brother-in-law.
"Yes, it's been half a month." Master nodded.
"I knew it half a month ago." Bu Xiaoxin also nodded, "I calculated it." ”
"Wow! God! Wei Zhang and Xie Guangshen both looked happy, as if their affairs had been settled.
The three classes and six rooms and all the officials also looked at each other.
"Don't get excited, I said, I can't do any of these things." Bu Xiaoxin unceremoniously poured cold water on the two old men.
"It's okay, it's okay." Wei Zhang walked directly down the court and came to Bu Xiaoxin, and enthusiastically grabbed his hand full of mud, which was not too dirty, "Living Immortal, if you are merciful, you will help the lower officials." Old Man Wei's figure was already very low, and the sincerity of his heart was obvious, but when he twisted his neck, he looked at the second dog who was still entangled there. He also said, "Go quickly, if you don't leave, it'll be too late." ”
Before the words fell, a government official suddenly came to report, saying that someone outside had come to report the case.
"It's a really lively day, too." Old Man Wei shook his head, turned around and returned to his seat, "Wait until you go to the second hall to see the tea, and then discuss it together when I solve this matter." ”
"No, you don't." Bu Xiaoxin spread his hands, "He's the one who is waiting, let's go together, it's all the same thing anyway, and I have to come back again." ”
The person who reported the case while talking has already gone to the lobby, and the one who came also knows him, it can be said that he is an old acquaintance, and he can see each other at two ends in three days, but he usually asks people to catch him, and the first time he comes by himself, Mr. Wei still wonders: Is this kid found out with his conscience or misses us? Surrender is coming, what is?
"My lord! The little three lepers say hello to adults! "The person who came is a famous ruffian hooligan in the local area, called the three lepers, who is idle on weekdays, doing some fights and brawls, stealing chickens and dogs, often stalling lawsuits, Old Man Wei beat him countless times and it didn't work, and over time, the people in the county government are still familiar, and coming here is the same as going home, but this time he became the person who complained.
"Something?" Wei Zhangxin said that these people are very abnormal today, it stands to reason that strange things should be rare, why did they all encounter it today.
"The little one is here to report the crime today." The three lepers smiled obscenely, nodded and said: "The little self-knowledge is not a thing, but I am very ashamed to be influenced by you, the eldest master, so today I decided to come forward and report a person, and be the embodiment of justice, I have figured it out, this person, it is not difficult to do a good deed, but it is difficult to do a good deed for a lifetime......"
"Stop, stop, there's something to talk about, I don't take you like this." Wei Zhang hurriedly interrupted him, you want to learn well that no one is stopping, and you can't come up here to overtake us if you have nothing to do, "If you have something to say, who are you going to report and who to sue." ”
"Hurry up, say it, I'll send you." Bu Xiaoxin also followed suit.
"This ......" the three lepers said after a few mouthfuls, and finally gritted their teeth and stomped their feet after a long time, and said to the second dog with a confused brain on the side of the lobby.
"I'm going to sue him!"