Chapter 23: Crazy Smash Bros

The second dog was really out of luck, and suddenly remembered that Xie Liting's fox demon had shown him a clear way, and he didn't care if it worked, waving the white fox tail, and shouted three times at the broken temple: "You come out for me!" ”

As a result, one really came out of it, and this person looked like a shabby, ugly than a ghost.

It was none other than Song Daxian who was sleeping in a daze!

"It's you!" The two dogs were stunned, and said in their hearts that they were simply traveling thousands of miles at night, and Song Daxian was caught by himself for two days after leaving first.

"Is that you?" Song Daxian was also stunned, he also remembered who the person in front of him was, and he didn't necessarily remember it if he was someone else, but the two dogs were different, he didn't look ordinarily handsome, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and his aura was magnificent, and he was white and pure, especially Lao Song's honor, he hated him in his heart at a glance, so he was more impressed, Lao Song was simple and rude, and he often judged people by his appearance, so he was very unkind to him, and he ignored him, "What are you calling blindly if you don't sleep at night?" You're sick! ”

"Master Song, I'm really out of luck, you can save my life." The second dog sent him to kneel, and he said it again and again, and he heard Song Daxian flickering.

"Okay, you don't care, I'm here." Although Song Daxian doesn't like this handsome guy, he is not the kind of person with a small belly, especially the old Song is still jealous and hateful......

While the two were talking, the two ghosts caught up, and they were both gasping.

These two ghosts looked at Song Daxian with raised eyebrows, and they were also stunned, you look at me, I look at you, they all wondered, and said in their hearts that this is another business grabber?

Song Daxian actually didn't feel like it was enjoyable after Xie Liting tore the female ghost by hand, and he felt that his hands were itchy for the past two days, and he just came to work, so he pounced on it with a cold snort.

The two ghosts didn't understand what was going on, so they were beaten for a long time, and they were also anxious, how could these two say that they were also old ghosts, but they were not like the one that Lao Song tore before, and they were more or less capable.

However, the fight scenes in this book are very real, especially life, just like a street fight, and the two ghosts are fighting together with their heads broken and bleeding.

The female ghost made her head and face swollen, and her already few clothes were torn open several times, the bone frame on the left half of the skeleton was fragmented, and the two leg bones were removed as sticks, and Song Daxian was no better, he was beaten to the point that his head was broken and bleeding all over his body, and he didn't have anything to do with the second dog, and he was still shouting and cheering for Lao Song next to him: "Come on!" Come on! ”

The fight here is lively, and from a distance humming and chirping an old way, he is not the one who caught the demon and fell to death, the disciple of Longhu Mountain, his surname is Zhou, Zhou Lao Dao.

Zhou Laodao's ability is great, the small skill of carving insects to drive away disasters and evil spirits, and it is not a problem to catch ghosts and subdue demons, the most important thing is that this old Taoist knows Bu Xiaoxin, and the relationship is quite good, it is as good as wearing a pair of pants, and I don't know how to wear it, anyway, it is very good, like a person.

This Zhou Lao Dao can also pinch and calculate, but in this regard, compared with Bu Xiaoxin, it is the first glimpse of the door, which is far behind, so occasionally let Bu Xiaoxin calculate it for him, don't look at Lao Bu doesn't know any spells, he can gag, but fortune tellers must not be able to count him.

Bu Xiaoxin gave Zhou Laodao a hexagram, telling him when and where he would know his apprentice, and that kid would worship him in the future, so that the positive energy of the society would be carried forward, and he would become a great figure anyway. So he asked Bu Xiaoxin for the time and place, and prepared to meet his future disciple for a while.

It was the here and now that Bu Xiaoxin told him!

"Apprentice, you sit on the bow of the boat, the master walks on the shore, ahh

The second dog was startled, and just now he saw a vague figure, and before he could see it clearly, the man stood in front of him with a swish.

"Well, yes, I have the handsome and chic demeanor of the old way." Zhou Laodao looked at Ergouzi and nodded, very satisfied, and looked up and down like an old man picking a son-in-law, and the eyes saw Ergouzi's hair.

"Great Master, don't look at me, you look there!" One looked like a Taoist priest, and the second dog breathed a sigh of relief, and pointed to the three people who were in full swing next to him, which means, you can help.

"Wow!" Zhou Laodao turned his head to look at it, his expression was strange, and he asked, "This ghost is infighting?" ”

Song Daxian looked like this, and he was in the same stream as demons and monsters, and the old Taoist didn't recognize it, so he shouted: "Bold evil, dare to make waves again, see if I don't accept you!" ”

Zhou Laodao really didn't cover it, I don't know when he had already pinched the three spirit runes in his hand, and read a sentence: "Hurry like a law" and threw it out, and the three runes ran to the two ghosts and one person with golden light like a bird.

"Ahhh The rune paper stuck to the two old ghosts like a soldering iron, and in the blink of an eye, the skeleton and the female ghost burned like paper on fire, and disappeared.

"Why is there one left?" Zhou Laodao still wondered, his trick "Golden Fu Fire Crow" is not trivial, how can there be a that doesn't have a, not only does it not have a, Lao Song also tore off his spirit rune and wiped the blood.

"Thank you." Song Daxian nodded and thanked the person who handed the tissue.

"Ahh Zhou Lao Daoxin said What kind of monster is this, why didn't he react, he wasn't even afraid of the talisman, it seems that I have to take a good look at it with the demon mirror. Having made up his mind, Lao Dao loosened his belt and pulled out a fist-sized mirror from his crotch.

"What are you...... Crotch guards? The two dogs didn't have time to explain to him, and they sighed: These masters are different, why are they so disgusting!

Zhou Laodao took out a demon mirror from the crotch of his pants and aimed it at Song Daxian, this time he reacted, and the latter snatched the mirror with a snort.

Lao Song slammed the mirror on the ground and stomped on it, scolding while stepping on it: "Ugly ghost in the mirror, look at how Lao Tzu killed you......"

"Ahh

Song Daxian stepped on it and kicked it away, and then saw the old man chasing and flying out like a dog.

Song Daxian knows that he looks scary, so he won't scare himself every day, so he hasn't looked in the mirror for many years, and he looks up at the sky when it's convenient in a bucket of sauce lake, and he tries not to look at other people's eyes when he talks to others, for fear of scaring himself, and so on for a long time, so that he doesn't know what he looks like now, and he knows that it's ugly.

"Youkai! You pay for my magic weapon! Zhou Laodao was really angry, pointing at Song Daxian to ask him to claim compensation, the little old man's beard was crooked, "You, you, ......you, you" said a series of you, and pulled out a peachwood sword more than one meter long from the crotch of his pants, and ran to Song Daxian with it.

Reasoning at this time, the second dog should come forward to stop it, but he was so shocked that he couldn't speak at this time, and he was still comparing with there, and he couldn't figure out what he said, how did such a long thing be put in, and it was pulled out without blood, and the two dogs were worried about Lao Dao, is it safe to put it like this......

As the old saying goes: there is a precedence in hearing the Tao, and there is a specialization in the art industry. To explain it in the language of the game, it is that different characters have different talents and skills.

For example, in terms of fortune-telling, no one can compare to Bu Xiaoxin, no one can compare to this Zhou Laodao, no one can compare to Song Daxian in relative hand-to-hand combat, how many practitioners are the only ones who are the most genuine experts, he is not powerful, he can't do it, just his honor, he has already been beaten to death, and he will definitely not live now, so Zhou Laodao is unlucky, his spells are powerful against demons and monsters, but Song Daxian is not afraid, he can't compare to others than martial arts, holding a peachwood sword and screaming and killing the past, As a result, Lao Song snatched it again.

"It's cold, and there's just a shortage of firewood." Song Daxian clicked the peachwood sword into two, and when he saw the black and shiny wooden sword, he knew that it was resistant to burning.

"Just tell me what to do." Zhou Laodao pinched his waist and looked at him, there was no rut, he still had a lot of magic weapons, but at this time, he didn't plan to take it out again, let Song Daxian grab it, not to mention, the key is that they are all Huo Huo, they are all rare magic weapons, no one will do it if they are so bad, Lao Dao simply stood in front of him, and said in his heart, what do you like, I will admit it today.

"Anything else?" Song Daxian also asked, how did he know what this thing was, and he looked forward to it, and said in his heart that this is really a master, no need for anything else, with his crotch is enough to live for a lifetime, it is simply a treasure chest.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, why are you two doing this?" The second dog finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly stepped forward to explain to Lao Dao:

"He, he, he's actually a human being."