Chapter 25: Shaw Eleven Street
Xiao Yibo Xiao Daguan is the leading local tyrant, known as Xiao 11th Street, not to mention that there are more than a dozen streets are their family's industry, that is not ordinary rich, basically his family has mastered the economic lifeline of most of the county, in front of him the county master has to be polite, in short, this is quite a remarkable character.
It is said that good money is hard to give up, but Xiao Yibo is different, he is not only rich but also not stingy, especially when treating monks and old ways, the money is given with his eyes closed, and he wants to give as much as he wants, so that the men in ten miles and eight towns are all bald, and they led the trend of fashion for a while, and shaving their heads once became the hottest industry here, and barbers have to use kitchen knives, otherwise there are too many people to work, and the shaved people will click a few points on their heads, and then pretend to be monks to go to Xiao Yibo to report there to receive silver, It will take you a few months, and then wait for your hair to grow.
This Xiao Shiyi Street is actually not stupid, he is just a special superstition, and he treats monks and old Taoists very preferentially, and he is a great benevolent person who everyone in the local area knows and everyone knows!
Xiao Yibo has a strong curiosity about unknown things since he was a child, especially he loves supernatural spirits, he is superstitious and superstitious in his current words, in today's words, he is a hard-core supernatural lover, in fact, superstition is very normal, especially in that era, who is not superstitious is simply not believing in science, but this Xiao Shiyi Street is not an ordinary character, superstitious is quite evil.
Walking on the road accidentally trampled on an ant, he had to find a number of monks to do things, the little ant did seven days, the big ant had to do seven hundred and forty-nine days, this is not because he was compassionate and unbearable, according to Xiao Yibo's logical thinking to explain, he did this because he was afraid that the ant would ask for his life, originally people walked well on the road, said that he was trampled to death, if the ant felt particularly wronged and came back to him for revenge.
Animism is a mysterious belief of his, although no one can understand it, but everyone knows how strong his belief is.
In short, this is a rich man with a very personality, there is money in the family, and he can't be defeated in a few lifetimes, so no one cares, and no one can manage it, Xiao Yibo is actually very ambitious, he has been holding back to raise a spirit as a pet or something, it can be said that this is the only ambition in his life, he loves these strange things, no one has a way, if he hears that other people's houses are making monsters, he can give him excitement, and he can't wait to beat gongs and drums to say goodbye to people.
God can't starve to death blind sparrows, and he really let this Xiao 11th Street wait for a door-to-door monster.
One night, Xiao Yibo was reading a book in the study, and he was sleepy as soon as he turned to the title page, and he had the heart to take a nap on the table, but he couldn't sleep after turning over and over, there were mosquitoes in the room, and he was bitten several bags all over his body, and he buzzed in his ears from time to time, so he simply didn't sleep.
Xiao got up from the chair as soon as he bounced at it, looked at the mosquitoes scattered and fled, sneered, and tore off his clothes, took off his essence, closed his eyes and said, "Come on!" I'll go to sleep when you're full of food and drink! "No one can compare to him with his strength, and he is being generous and righteous here, when he suddenly hears the door creaking, squeaking......
A crack was opened.
"Who?" Xiao Yibo knew that what he was doing was not a serious thing, although it was already known to everyone, but it had a bad impact after all. Especially in the middle of the night, he stripped naked in the study by himself, and no one had to wonder what kind of book he was reading, so Xiao Yibo asked: "Who?" "I'm quite unhappy, and my heart says that which person is so tasteless, and he wants to come in without even knocking on the door.
"Can I come in?" Outside the shrieked rhetorical question, this voice sounded like a child's voice, Xiao Yibo still wondered, thinking that he didn't even marry a daughter-in-law, where did the child come from in this family, I didn't figure out who it was, and then there was no shadow of a person outside the door, and suddenly I seemed to think of something.
It can't be some kind of monster, right?
Thinking of this, Xiao Yibo was so excited that he didn't want it, he lived for 20 years and waited for today!
He said in his heart that God really has eyes, and my family is finally going to make monsters.
"Come on in." Xiao Yibo didn't know how to get better now, so he hurriedly greeted inside, forgetting that he was not wearing clothes, and turned around to pour tea for others.
The door still didn't move, but from under the crack in the door came a fist-sized mouse, the little mouse stood in the shape of a human, walked up with a little buttocks twisted and twisted, walked still cat steps, entered the room and looked up, was stunned, Xiao was pouring water there naked.
"What are you doing? It's not okay to think crookedly! "The rats regretted it, and the heart said that this is a pervert.
"I don't know which immortal family is coming to you......" Xiao Yi poured a bowl of tea, turned around and just wanted to say that you drink tea, and saw this humanoid mouse, this mouse is not as big as the tea bowl in his hand, and he will drown if he doesn't get it right, so he immediately changed his words: "You take a bath......"
"What the hell are you going to do!" The rats are going crazy, I've never seen him like this, don't say anything about taking off his own essence, how can anyone just come in and let people take a bath, all kinds of signs show that this thing is plotting against him! Where is this Xiao 11th Street where is the great good man who gives to the monks, this old boy is clearly a hooligan. Thinking of this, the mouse turned around and was about to leave, and before leaving, he raised his little paw and pointed at Xiao Yibo and scolded: "Stinky and shameless!" ”
"What stinks and shamelessness, why is it a stinky hooligan?" Xiao Yibo looked confused, and said in his heart that I was kind enough to pour you tea, why is it so stinky and shameless? "No! If you don't make it clear, don't leave today! Before the words fell, Xiao took a step forward and grabbed the mouse and threw it into the tea bowl.
"You bastard, stinky and shameless......" The mouse was fluttering in the tea bowl and scolding the street, the whole look was like a chaste martyr who would rather die than give in, Xiao was amused, he had never even seen a monster, let alone such a cute one, he thought it was very interesting.
"What's wrong with you not finishing, I was kind enough to receive you, you can't do this." Xiao bounced the mouse as if he was playing, but he didn't expect it to be bad now, the little mouse jumped out of the tea bowl at once, and fell to the ground to see the wind, and it became several times bigger in the blink of an eye, as big as a bear blind, and pointed at Xiao with his hand, "Hmph, you scheming hooligan, look at Aunt Ben and grandma don't eat you!" ”