Chapter 13: I'm Out of the Way

Bu Xiaoxin looked up to the sky and smiled, pointed at the county order Wei Zhang and said: "I can't catch this monster, I have to go!" ”

"Don't go!" Old Man Wei's head shook like a rattle, "If I can cure it, it will take so much effort, it almost ate me!" ”

"Don't be afraid." Bu Xiaoxin was like coaxing a child, "Didn't it eat you last time, and I didn't dare to eat you this time, listen to me, I can only go to you, you can do it." ”

"Then how can I defeat the youkai? Why don't the living immortals give me a magic weapon or something? Wei Zhang patted his thigh, and said in his heart that I was also open, it is better to beg for heaven and earth than for myself, even if the monster eats me, I will admit it, otherwise I will be bad every day, it is better to have a good time.

"You don't need me to give you the magic weapon, you have it!" Bu Xiaoxin nodded, "Seven silver coffin nails!" ”

"You know that, too?" Old Man Wei was amazed, and he was already impressed.

"Isn't this nonsense, I said this demon hunting method!" After a long time, the method of nailing the demon with seven silver coffins was what he told the unlucky old man.

"Okay, since that's the case, the official will personally catch the demon, that ...... Why don't I learn spells from you for two days, and teach me how to use this magic weapon." "Old Man Wei is majestic and high-spirited, but after just being a real man for three seconds, he immediately became empty, and he really has no bottom in his heart.

"No, you don't." Bu Xiaoxin sat down on the chair, "You don't have to do anything else, you can tell it when the time comes." Lao Bu clearly told him that it was so, how and so on, and the two of them studied the details of the demon hunt for a long time, no matter what Wei Zhang thought, anyway, after Bu Xiaoxin finished speaking, he closed his eyes and sat there pretending to be dead

The two dogs didn't say a word, so they figured out who wanted to harm themselves, although the three lepers were not good people, but they had no grievances with themselves in the past and no enmity in the near future, but they couldn't think of it for a while, in short, they were sad.

After more than an hour, Xie Guangshen, the three lepers, and a large group of officials came back.

"Where are the corpses?" Wei Zhang snapped and patted the wood, which meant to ask where the corpse was, his voice raised an octave, and he looked full of authority, but in fact, he was emboldened in advance for the evening.

"Master Qiyu, no!" The catchers replied in unison.

"What's going on?" Lao Wei looked at Lao Xie, this old brother's face was extremely ugly at this time, and he said that he personally supervised that there could be no favoritism and fraud here, it should be true, and he turned his head to look at the three lepers with a confused face.

"It shouldn't be, maybe, maybe it's gone...... "The three lepers have the heart to hang themselves, and they don't understand at all, obviously they led the corpse in, and they didn't move for a night, why is it gone, it stands to reason that the two dogs haven't come out after they go back during the day, but they haven't found it in such a broken house, and they haven't found it.

Didn't he just see the hell, in fact, the three lepers were not wrong, but inadvertently said the fact that he didn't know, Xie Jiuniang's body did run away.

"Bastard! I'll try to run one after you're done. Wei Zhang's anger was called, blowing his beard and glaring at him and asking someone to pull him down and beat him to forty boards, which was not relieved, and punished him to kneel at the door of the yamen at night to reflect on it for a night, this is going to be his own life, almost beaten to death, not to mention that he was punished for kneeling in front of the public for a night, the three lepers gritted their teeth with hatred, and said in their hearts that the two dogs and the two dogs will never die with you from now on!

The three lepers failed to frame him, but instead recorded all the evil fire in his belly on the account of the second dog, and made up his mind to finish with others.

Putting aside the three lepers and not mentioning the county lord Wei Zhang, the old man put on a feast before leaving to catch demons at night, what is delicious, what is expensive to drink, what is sent to the officials, the neighbors, those who come do not refuse, who comes to invite whom, and his subordinates all follow the tooth flower.

"Our lord, this is also going to be corrupt in the future, what's the matter?" Someone next to him who spoke pulled him, "Shhh Be quiet, don't let the old man hear, the prodigal son will not change his money, he is so old, it is rare to want to learn well. ”

"Fuck off, fuck off, drinking can't stop you." The second dog next to him scolded angrily, I have never seen someone who can't speak like this.

In the blink of an eye, the moon passed over the branches, and after saying goodbye to everyone, Old Man Wei carried seven silver coffin nails in his arms, and carried the Yin and Yang Taiji Great Sword, and embarked on a journey to hunt demons alone.

Old Man Wei trembled all the way to Xie Liting, and saw the fox demon at a glance, and he moved a stone bench to sit there and wait for him.

"Here we go." The fox demon spoke first, as if a relative had come to visit the door.

"It's coming, it's coming." Wei Zhang sweated down at that time, and said in his heart that he knew that he was coming, so he panicked.

"Actually, I know everything about you." The fox demon glanced at him triumphantly.

"Who are you with that guy......" The county magistrate felt that his feet were weak and he almost sat on the ground. The tone of this monster's speech is simply the same as Bu Xiaoxin's, "What's that, you demon is so rampant, don't be scared, look at my magic weapon!" After saying this, Wei Zhang took out the seven silver coffin nails from his arms.

"What are you going to do?" The fox demon was stunned, not understanding what this meant.

"Come and see!" Wei Zhang saw that the monster was shocked by himself, he was very happy, and he was not afraid, and he moved forward.

The fox demon looked at it blankly, as if he had been hit by an evil spirit, and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

"What am I going to do?" Old Man Wei snorted coldly, and said in his heart I don't know.

Bu Xiaoxin told him that this thing was useful, but he didn't tell him how to use it, so he said that you can just carry it, and then no matter how you ask, you won't take this stubble anymore.

The old man was also nervous and confused, and asked the fox, "Do you know what this is for?" ”

"Oh." The fox demon nodded thoughtfully, "You just give it to me." After speaking, he took the coffin nail in Wei County's hand.

Old Man Wei blinked his dizzy old eyes, looking confused, and wondered: My magic weapon is just gone? It's not like this, how can I just give it to it? The more I thought about it, the more awkward and more awkward it became, the more wrong it became, so I asked the fox demon: "What do you want it for?" ”

"Hunt demons!" The fox looked disgusted as if he was mentally retarded, "Just give it to me, I'll be useful." ”

"No, then you don't pay me back first, I will also study and study, and we will develop together and progress together." Wei Zhang secretly complained in his heart, and dared to love himself for a long time, and took the legendary magic weapon to catch monsters, but as soon as he took it out, he let the monster rob it, and it said that it wanted to catch monsters, and it was useful!

So why are you here? Wei Xianling felt this grievance in his heart, and there was no place to reason about this matter.

"Anything else?" The fox demon didn't bother to look at him, which meant that he was here to deliver something, and when it was over, it would be none of his business, and he would ignore it.

"That, what's that......" Wei Zhang also felt very embarrassed, he lived for such a long time to let a fox give him a magic weapon, and said that this is not good, if it is spread that his old face has no place to rest, he will have to bring this monster down today.

Old Man Wei settled his mind and decided to use the second set of plans prepared for him by Bu Xiaoxin, although it is really unreliable from the perspective of this first set of plans, but now there is no other way, so he prayed that he would be smooth and smooth in the future, and in his heart he told the ancestors of the previous dynasty and begged all over the heavens of gods and Buddhas.

"I heard you have seven tails, but really?" Wei Zhang asked with a surprised expression as if he was talking to a hooligan, "How can there be seven tails, it's unheard of." Bu Xiaoxin told him about what was going on with this monster, especially when he mentioned that it was a little unclear with Song Daxian, the old man was shocked into a cold sweat, and he was afraid to think about it, thanks to not catching up with Song Daxian, he dared to love the two of them together.

Bu Xiaoxin also told him that this monster is not an ordinary monster, it only eats bad people, is born with a good heart, does some good people and good deeds, and likes to help others, and helps when he encounters difficulties, so Wei Zhang is not so afraid, otherwise he can't rely on not leaving to pull other foxes to gossip.

"How is it impossible to have seven tails? Don't you believe in science? The fox was not happy, and began to popularize relevant knowledge to the old man: "You see, I have a friend named McLawn Chicken, who has six wings and three legs, and two heads, so if you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that you don't, you are a sign of ignorance, and you can't have this stubborn old-fashioned thinking in the future, you have to look forward......

"Stop, stop." Old man Wei said in his heart, where is this, and McLawn chicken, you yourself are not normal and embarrassed to preach there, I don't drink this bowl of poisonous chicken soup, interrupted the fox's words, and said: "Hearing is false, seeing is believing." ”

Old Man Wei suddenly felt a little ashamed, feeling that he was a little disrespectful to the old and unorthodox, this month the dark wind ran here to talk nonsense with a fox, and he also looked at the tail on someone's buttocks, this kind of thing is not good to say.

On a big night, I'm here to tease the fox of the good family, and play hooligan with other people's monsters? But there is no way, good monsters and bad monsters are monsters, and you can't let it stay here, especially this one who is so self-motivated, in case he gets married in the future, and he can't stand it if he has a bunch of little fox demons, and the old man said in his heart That's it, I'm going farther and farther on the stinky road.

"Now there are only four left." The fox was also heartless and shameless, and turned around and pouted his ass.

Four tails are exposed.