Chapter 21: I Just Think About It

Ergouzi sat on the bed alone, feeling empty, lonely and cold, and sighed: "How good it would be if I had a daughter-in-law!" ”

Originally, this was a good wish, but I never expected that as soon as the words fell, a young and beautiful woman crawled out from under the bed, looking at the second dog who was not covered and not ashamed, and told him like an old husband and wife for many years: "Husband, are you looking for me?" ”

"......" may be that happiness came too suddenly, the second dog jumped up on the ground, almost jumped on the beam, and covered his important parts tightly, "You, you, you......" You can't say a complete sentence for a long time, and there are too many things you want to say: Who are you? Where are you from? Where are you going? How did you end up here? What are you doing?

What you want to say is squeezed into a string of "you, you, you, you......"

"I'm your daughter-in-law!" Of course, this beautiful woman is Xie Jiuniang, she didn't feel embarrassed at all about the way she appeared, and blinked a pair of good-looking eyes and said to him: "I am your daughter-in-law." ”

Xie Jiuniang is not embarrassed, but the second dog is embarrassed, she is sitting on the bed thinking about a woman without a strand of her body, but a beautiful woman suddenly appeared under the bed, although it is said that the good wish has come true, but this thing is scary!

"I don't want a daughter-in-law now, I want five million ......" The two dogs were already confused, they thought that they had encountered a lot of evil things today, but they didn't expect that there were more evil ones waiting here.

"The husband is really witty." Xie Jiuniang hid her face and smiled, only then did she remember to be shy.

"Girl, who are you?" After all, there was a girl with a beautiful face and a moon on the other side, so Ergouzi was not so afraid, if this was a fierce ghost with a blue face and fangs, Ergouzi would have to jump out of the window at that time.

"I am your daughter-in-law, my name is Xie Jiuniang!"

"Hiss......" The second dog gasped, turned around and ran to the window, the door was tightly blocked so that he couldn't open it for a while, if you want to run, you have to jump out of the window.

Ergouzi didn't know who Xie Jiuniang was before, but today he suddenly ran out of a three-leper complaint to let him know this person, and it was unforgettable, and he almost got into a lawsuit, how could he not know that this was clearly a ghost, especially Bu Xiaoxin kept saying that the body was in his house, and now when he saw that it was really in his house, he was so frightened that he turned around and jumped out of the window.

Where was Xie Jiuniang willing to let him run, and as soon as he raised his hand, the second dog dragged him to the bed with an invisible force.

"Auntie, just spare me." The two dogs were about to cry, and their hearts said that they were unlucky, why did they want to sleep with him if they were a female ghost.

"We're really husband and wife, it's not early, let's rest." After speaking, Xie Jiuniang was already undressing there.

"The two of us are nameless, can you be more reserved." For the first time in so many years, the second dog felt sad because he was handsome.

"I'm really your daughter-in-law, I slept under you during the day today, although I didn't sleep in the same bed, I slept in the same bed, so you are indeed my husband."

"Oh, come on!" The second dog saw that he couldn't run, so he simply closed his eyes, as if he was heroic and righteous, "Come on, remember to be gentle......"

Xie Jiuniang was happy to see his virtue, and explained to him: "I won't harm you, the two of us are destined to be husband and wife in this life, I waited for you to marry me until I died, but you never came to me, so I came to you." ”

"Oh, don't dare to be, don't dare to be, the little lady really lifted me up." The second dog said in his heart, are you sure it's not because you can't get married? Of course, I don't dare to say this, what if she provokes her and kills herself.

In fact, Ergouzi was also a little shaken when he heard her say this, mainly because Xie Jiuniang had almost taken it off, he raised his eyes and was strongly persuaded at that time, the nosebleed straight out, and the bone joints were numb and numb, leaving half of his body thinking.

The second dog covered his face, felt panicked, and said to others: "Actually, I am a virgin." After saying that, he blushed and his heart was beating.

"It's okay, I'm not in the air, we're just right, you see this dry firewood fire."

"No, no, no," Ergouzi shook his head pretendically, and said very melancholy: "Dry wood and fire are useless, I am actually a poet (wet) person." ”

Xie Jiuniang sneered, and said in her heart I like you to be so shameless, pounced on the second dog, and the two of them rolled into a ball, and the picture was called a beautiful spring.

"That, it's the first time people don't understand it very well." Xie Jiuniang is very enthusiastic, like something, in fact, she is not technically good, and she has never been married, so she doesn't know what is going on between men and women.

"It's okay! I know! The second dog patted his chest, and said in his heart that this is not a problem, he just went to class to study, and his clothes have paid for tuition, otherwise he would not run back naked.

Ergouzi suddenly felt that people really have to live to learn, and a lot of knowledge may be used at any time.

"You're not pure." Xie Jiuniang still complained about him, and the second dog almost didn't laugh out loud, and said in his heart that you ran to my house in the middle of the night and didn't know who was evil.

"Okay, let's explore and make progress together." Ergouzi was already anxious, eager to practice his newly learned theoretical knowledge, but it always backfired, and he was just about to get into the main topic, when he heard a sudden knock on the door.

"Open the door!" I don't know who it is so late, listening to the voice is still a hard stubble, and he kicked the door outside with a clang, "Get out of here and die!" ”

"you!" The second dog was angry, screaming and scolding the street, and I don't know what he said, anyway, it's just a curse.

The second dog felt the fire all over his body jump up all of a sudden, and he found a piece of clothing and put it on, and was ready to open the door to fight.

"Don't go." Xie Jiuniang also put on her clothes, grabbed him and said, "The person outside may be a demon monk, he can harm your life with demonic magic, don't go." ”

"What then?" Hearing her say this, the second dog has no idea.

"Run, get out of the window and run quickly, I'll stay behind him for a while." Xie Jiuniang persuaded him bitterly: "Don't listen to me, this demon monk is not ordinarily powerful, he tried to harm you during the day today, fortunately I broke his evil art, but I can't beat him, so you run quickly." ”

"That's not going to work." Ergouzi shook his head, "We haven't explored together and made progress together, and I don't feel at ease if you stay here by yourself." ”

"Don't fix those useless things, run through the window, run as hard as you can, the farther the better." Xie Jiuniang didn't give him a chance to entangle again, and as soon as he raised his hand, the second dog flew out of the window, and at the same time, the purple qi all over his body soared, shattering the door, and standing proudly face to face with the people outside.

"Who are you?" Xie Jiuniang was heroic and murderous, but when she looked outside, she was stunned, where was Monk Jiang from, she didn't know at all.

"That...... I don't mean anything else, I just want you to be quiet...... I live next door, the movement is a little too big, I can really hear it...... "This person who came was scared stupid, where had he ever seen such a ferocious and violent, and he rolled his eyes and fainted after speaking."

Xie Jiuniang was embarrassed, her face was so red that she was about to drip blood, and she covered her face and entered the house.

"Not good!" She sat on the bed by herself for a long time before she suddenly remembered.

Broken!

The second dog is running away now!