Chapter 62: The Boring Man
Since knowing that Wu Dingfang was willing to accept the invitation, see you next Saturday, and promise to eat together, Song Dongye's heart is blue, the sky is blue, the ground is also wide, life is beautiful, the sun is only shining, the weeds on the roadside are also lovely, everything is beautiful, so he crosses his fingers every day to live, and he can't wait for time to go faster.
After reviewing the last document, he signed his name slowly, like a dull old man in slow motion, which is heart-stopping to watch, this is a deliberate waste of time, a shameful waste, this kind of person is going to kill him, so that his life is like a lightning, and he will play it in a flash, no, everything is over.
Oh, my God! Time flies so slowly, Song Dongye picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, it showed: It's only Wednesday today, there are still ten days to go, Xiaomao's birthday has just arrived, how to spend this day, it's too torturous, no, I have to find something to do, so that I can forget the existence of time, otherwise my heart is too tired!
Looking up, Tokita sitting on the sofa was really strange today.
Normally, at this time, he is either sitting there in a daze, not knowing what he is thinking; Or sit there and be drowsy, like last night when he exercised too much and was squeezed dry, as if Zhou Gong was chatting with him at the moment.
Today he is different, full of energy, super energetic sitting there, his face is full of smiles, happy appearance, the fat on his face looks a little kind, if the small belly is a little bigger, the height is a little shorter, give him a bald head, and then put on a new equipment, put on a robe, properly is a Maitreya Buddha walking in the world.
This day can't be passed, everyone has something to do or something to think about, and I can only sit there stupidly and idle, my heart is empty, and I don't even have flies, let myself count and play, so I can be regarded as having something to do.
Song Dongye stood up unconsciously and asked, "Feitian, you go out and take a look again, let them find out if there are any missing documents or anything that is about to be done, and then work harder, get it in together, and give it to me to review it and sign it again." ”
As soon as Feitian heard Song Dongye's question, his happy face turned into a depressed look, as if he was being collected for debts, and said, "Please, chairman, you really can't go on like this, just spare us?" You have finished the work of the chairman, except for those design, copywriting and other work that you can't do, there is really nothing for you to worry about, even the work of the cleaning aunt you have snatched over, the toilet has been cleaned twice, the scared cleaning aunt has been crying there, and thought that you were not satisfied with her work, and wanted to fire her, after my careful explanation, she stabilized her mood and put her mind at ease. ”
"I'm ......!" Song Dongye doesn't know what to say at this moment, there is a feeling that I would have lit the moon in my heart, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, but I am a little diligent, I am happy, time flies too slowly, I just want to do a little more, but I am considered by others to be neurotic, there is really no place to reason, this taste, sour.
grinning, taking a breath, and scratching his hair, Song Dongye sat back with his ass, sitting on the boss's chair and swaying, seeing that his mood seemed to be ......, and he didn't know how to describe it?
As a brother, as a subordinate, the eldest brother has something on his mind, and the boss has troubles, so he should share his worries and solve problems, so that the eldest brother's mood can be better, so that he can continue to rush forward with everyone, let the boss's heart be refreshed, and bring more lists, create more benefits, and give employees more benefits, which is a good brother and a good employee, otherwise it is a dereliction of duty.
Seeing that Song Dongye was idle, Feitian had a flash of inspiration, as if he had thought of a good idea, and said happily: "Chairman, it's too boring to stay in the house, why don't you go out for a walk, breathe in the fresh air, and observe the people's feelings, just like the ancient emperor Lao'er, micro-service private visits, walking around and moving around are healthier, what do you think?" ”
"That's a good idea, so what are you waiting for, let's go!" Song Dongye stood up happily and said, his heart seemed to sink to the bottom of a thousand-foot deep pool in Peach Blossom Lake, and he floated up and began to bubble again, to accept the sunshine.
This is the right bet, put forward a good idea, patted the sycophants in the right position, and Feitian's mood was also active, and he finally felt worthy of his salary and was worthy of his salary.
Out of the door of the company, Feitian planned to pick up the car, but was stopped by Song Dongye, he said: "Since I am going to observe the people's feelings and care about the price of firewood, rice, oil, salt and vinegar, how can I take a special car from today to be an ordinary person?" We don't know what the situation was in ancient times, but it was staged on TV, those who were officials or the emperor went to Weifu for a private visit, have you ever seen them in a sedan chair? So today we are going to be a little more down-to-earth and go to squeeze the bus, you see how it is, am I more professional than you. ”
Song Dongye looked triumphant, just like a child in a kindergarten, eager to be praised by the teacher; There is no little red flower in his hand, if there is, Fei Tian Ju wants to put one on Song Dongye's forehead as well, so that he can be a little happier, that appearance will definitely be amazing, stunned countless people, only unexpected, there is no effect that does not exist.
Thinking of that kind of scene, Feitian's heart was like a calm lake, like waves, wave by wave to the shore, it was good luck and deep internal force, he just resisted the urge to vomit, and said against his will: "That's okay!" I listen to your arrangement for everything, you can do whatever you want, go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, because I have a wife and children, I won't jump now, it's okay if it's arranged, and everything else is up to you. ”
"Rory, I don't understand, I still say this kind of thing until now, what the hell is it, we are now ashore, the person who puts on the shoes, first wants his life, and then he wants money, the money is earned, but his life is gone, then he. Damn's money is someone else's, one thing you have to keep in mind, I, the big brother, can't stay by your side forever, I also have my life, and I also have the places I want to go, and I can't let you follow for the rest of my life, so it's unfair to you, so you can save your life, you can have everything, and it's okay to live secretly, because then there will be a chance to turn the tables, and everything is gone when people die. ”
Song Dongye is a bit of a mother-in-law but she is serious, and said very seriously, full of brotherly affection, which makes Feitian deeply feel the warmth of his brother, this big brother wants it, there is really nothing to say.
Song Dongye left, and Feitian willingly followed.
"Where are we going now?" Under the waiting sign at the bus stop, Song Dongye carefully marked the names of various places on the sign, and asked Feitian beside him.
"I don't know where I'm going? It's good for you to call the shots, anyway, I just follow you, I will follow wherever you go, you are the eldest brother in front, and this little brother will follow behind. Feida received the topic casually.
"I found that the two of us, both are big men, life is too confused, there is nothing to do to know where you want to go, standing in the crowd of people, a little overwhelmed, worthy of the name of the second goods, absolutely 100%, quality assurance, life has no purpose, if it was once our opponents or friends, know the current situation of the two of us, I don't know if I will laugh off my big teeth or envy, this carefree, heartless way of living." Song Dongye said with a little emotion.
"Brother Dong, in recent times, my brain has been deeply developed, my IQ has been exercised, and I have thought of a way to decide where we are going, you see if it will work." Tokita said for advice.
Song Dongye looked at Feitian like a monster and said, "Okay? Anyway, I don't have a way, of course it's best if you have a way! Recently, you have indeed become not simple, often there is a solution in a flash of inspiration, you can know how to think about the problem with your brain, I am very pleased to be a big brother, really, I will not lie to you, everything is true, come on, let's listen, what method is used to decide where we want to go. ”
Being affirmed, especially by the top boss, the mood is definitely good, just like being paid a raise, sweeter than eating honey, and happier than giving birth to a son, who knows this kind of taste.
Got the appreciation, Fei Tian was very happy, so he said: "That's it, the method is very simple, is to wait for the two buses we can see in front of us, let them pass, we will wait here, which bus arrives first, we will take which one, of course, there is also a premise, that is, there are not too many people on the bus, although it has not been on the bus for many years, but it is really uncomfortable to squeeze the bus, just wait for the next bus with fewer people and then get on the bus, you see if it works." ”
"This method is really good, very desirable, especially suitable for two boring men like us, who have a convulsion in their brains, they are simply sick people, say what the hell believe it! If you don't take a private car, you will be beaten to death if you want to take the bus. Song Dongye said self-deprecatingly.
"Brother Dong, then let's decide where to go according to this method, right?" Fei Tian asked Song Dongye in a sure tone.
"That's for sure! There's no way around it, and if it's really right for us, let God decide, right? Song Dongye said proudly.
Two big men, stupidly standing under the waiting shed of the bus stop, the buses passed one after another, did not get on the bus but stood aside, because the car was crowded with people, it was scary to look at, a little frightened, and did not want to go up and suffer.
"Brother Dong, I found a problem, that is, about our IQ, I don't know whether to say it or not, I hope you don't get angry." Tokita said a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, just say, right? I'm used to the problem of IQ being hit, and I already have a strong immunity, I'm not afraid, I can withstand it. The muscles on Song Dongye's face trembled and said.
"I found out that we were two pigs, using the right method at the wrong time, but it didn't work, because it's time to get off work, it's rush hour! It's weird to be able to wait for a bus with a seat. Tokita said with a sudden realization.
After listening to Feitian's words, Song Dongye was speechless, his heart was in the wind, and he said, "Then what should we do, we can't wait like this any longer, right?" That's going to get even stupider, right? ”
"I'm hungry, shall we eat?" Tokita popped up with such a question and said.
"Great idea! When we finished eating, we came back and waited for the bus, and I didn't believe that I couldn't get on the bus with empty seats. Song Dongye said through gritted teeth.
It's Feitian's turn to be speechless, this big brother, there is a problem, it's just that he is full of food and support, and he is looking for something to do, so he is really convinced.