Chapter 30: Your Pig Is Sperm!

The old lady Dou Le, who had to marry Xiao Yibo, just met him, suddenly covered his chest and died violently, everyone was stupid, no one made a fuss and didn't understand what was going on, so he knew that the red thing had become a white thing, and the entire Dou Mansion was in chaos, Xiao Yibo was also dumbfounded, sometimes it was not a good thing to think that it would come true, but fortunately, no one cared about him at this juncture, so he simply retreated strategically, and ran away without even saying hello with his family.

In fact, Xiao Yi's heart is not very good, although he is 10,000 unwilling to say this absurd marriage, but after all, a big living person said that it was gone in front of his eyes, and he also felt very awkward, and said that this is all evil, you killed seven without passing the door, and you can't imagine planting it in my hands today.

In short, Xiao Yibo sighed and left with a sad face, the master and servant still didn't say anything all the way, the night was approaching, and they settled down before Xiao Yibo

The ruined temple, far away, I saw that the lights were bright, and the door panel that was thrown away by the old way didn't know who put it back again, and it seemed that there were people living inside.

"Could it be that the living immortal has returned?" Xiao Yibo muttered, he had already been exhausted by the heavy workload these days, and he didn't think much about it, he knocked down the door panel and went in.

"Ahh The servant of the Xiao family glanced at it, and fainted with a bang.

There are really people in the broken temple, and this thing looks so ugly that it is colder than a ghost, and its appearance is completely beyond the acceptable range of people in that era, it is none other than Song Daxian.

It's just that at this time, he set out to find his eldest brother, but he didn't come back, he came back with the two dogs, which means that this was before Song Daxian killed the ghost.

"Demon Demon Demon Demon ......" Xiao Yibo has never seen this, but the bearing capacity in his heart is very strong, and he was also trained by Cinderella during this time, even so cold, he was still startled, and pointed at Song Daxian with his hand, his mouth was not good, and he stood there and shouted: "Demon Demon Demon Demon." ”

"Fart, Lao Tzu is clearly a human!"

"Shemale ......"

Song Daxian was amused by him, "Don't talk nonsense, okay." ”

This Xiao Shiyi Street is a fanatical supernatural enthusiast, although he is quite scared by the Wednesday cannon, but his nature has not changed, and he is still very interested in what demons and monsters and the like, at first glance, Song Daxian looks like this, and he feels that this is not a mortal.

"Oh, you you're a sincere monster, can you tell me what you changed." Xiao Yibo is really not an ordinary person, he didn't feel spicy at all when he saw Song Daxian's appearance, and he was quite curious.

"You have brains or not, which goblin is willing to change like me."

"That's not necessarily, maybe it's because you haven't cultivated well......"

Song Daxian was not angry, he also felt that this person in front of him was a strange person, to put it mildly, there were not many people in this world who dared to look at him directly.

Xiao thought about it and thought about it, but this thing can grow like this, if it is not a monster, it must be a fairy, and I don't know what he thinks, anyway, the ghost envoy wants to make friends with this person, he said in his heart that this is not a god or something, and he doesn't know where the sense of worship arises spontaneously.

"Hello, male god, my name is Xiao Yibo."

He called Song Daxian a male god!

"Oh, it's been awarded, it's awarded, my name is Song Daxian." Song Daxian was quite embarrassed to hear others call him a male god, and after Xiao Yibo saw him, those upset things were also left behind, and the two of them chatted with each other for a whole night, and they were reluctant to part when they were separated, and they all said that bosom friends were hard to find, these two hit it off at first sight, although they didn't get along much, but their feelings were like old friends for many years.

"This male god really has something to do, and he will definitely visit me when I come back." Song Daxian felt that the word "male god" was quite useful.

"My male god, this is the outside, when you come back, you must go to the house to talk to each other, they all say that the mountains and rivers are looking for bosom friends, and the younger brother will play a song for you." When I got up in the morning, I began to say goodbye, and at noon the two parted ways, if it weren't for the urgency of the servants, I would have to live in the broken temple for a night.

If you want to know what happened to Song Daxian, please see the previous article.

Alone said that Xiao had a fight, and the way back was also smooth, and he returned home in a few days.

After arriving home, Xiao Yibo was a pig killing and entertaining guests, and invited many relatives and friends, eating and drinking, Xiao Yibo was drunk and was helped back to the room by his subordinates.

"You're back." The rat named Cinderella was still waiting for him, "You see what I said right, you must be fine if you go." ”

"That's right, to borrow your kind words." Xiao Yibo didn't say a few words before lying on the bed and falling asleep, leaving Cinderella to shake her head and sigh there.

"You little enemy, you don't know that you are in trouble again." The little mouse sighed for a long time, Xiao Yibo has a big business, known as Xiao 11th Street, taking advantage of a number of trading businesses, not only that, his family is also thousands of acres of fertile land, countless livestock, Xiao Yibo This person everyone knows, stepping on an ant to death has to do things for others, especially respect for life, but only this pig is not cold, and kills pigs at every turn, which leads to their pigs are very unbalanced, but there is no way to be unbalanced, they can only be slaughtered, but there is an old sow that is different.

The others are fat and strong, it is skinny, and there is no meat, so every time the guy who kills the pig does not look for it, how many years have not died, and he has survived until now, and some of their pigs are, no one has ever paid attention to them, and the pigs are almost the same, who is okay and is named one by one as a child, and over time, this pig has become fine, and it is quite unbalanced in its heart.

Why are other animals like uncles, and they are brutally killed by us, this is not fair!

Why are you born with fine clothes and fine food, we can only be fish and meat, let others slaughter, this is not fair!

Why do you have money and power to do whatever you want, we have to eat bran and live hard, it's not fair!

……

For so many years, he has watched the tragic death of his kind, and has become the food in the belly of others, so he has a grudge against Xiao Yibo, until today he invited guests to dinner and killed a number of pigs to cook, this old sow's long-term resentment finally broke out, it was simply hatred to the bone, because of resentment, and finally turned into a demon.

As long as you are willing to work hard, pigs can succeed, and they all say that this thing is annoying or not?!

In short, the pig demon escaped from the pigsty at night and launched a crazy revenge on Xiao Yibo.

Xiao Yibo didn't know this, he didn't wake up until dawn, and just after eating, the county lord Dou Bi came again.

"Oh, brother-in-law, you see this is a trouble." Dou Bi felt very sorry in his heart because he didn't become a relative, and he came to visit him today, and he didn't know what he thought, and he was too sad to fight with Xiao here.

"Don't, don't, little brother, I can't stand it." As soon as Xiao Yibo saw this old boy, he felt that it was not a good thing, but he should be polite, but he had to be polite, "If you have nothing to do, please go back, I still have some things to be busy, please do not entertain me well." His meaning was obviously to send off guests, but where could Dou Bi hear this meaning, and he was stupid and said: "It's okay, you're busy with you, I'll be with you." ”

"The little brother is physically and mentally exhausted today, and he plans to stroke the piano with a pure heart and few desires, and it is not good to snub you." Xiao Yibo told Song Daxian that he would stroke the piano for him, thinking that he would practice first if he had nothing to do, and he would be embarrassed when the time came, but he didn't expect to meet someone with stinky feet.

"Oh, then I can't go." Dou Bi said with a look of admiration: "I have heard that Brother Xiao is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and it is really an honor to listen to you stroke the piano today." ”

"Okay then." Xiao Yi, who is so skinless and faceless, has no way, and said in his heart that you really praise me, and you can also play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so I said that it was okay to learn to sing.

But the words have come to this point, and it is not good to lose face, so I have to agree.

Xiao Yibo's piano skills are not very good, the pomp and circumstance are called exquisite, burning incense and bathing or something for a long time before sitting on the piano, pouting his fingers and shouting: "I'm going to play, I'm going to play!" ”

The chatter and the comparison are finally played.

To tell the truth, his piano skills are really bad, and he plays it so badly, it is even worse than Song Daxian's stroke, and he himself is quite happy in it, and he also owes the county order next to him Dou Bi is a master who doesn't understand four or six, and he doesn't know how to do it, and he also put on a very enjoyable look, and swayed with the music there.

I don't know how long it took, Xiao Yibo finally finished playing, and asked with a shy face: "After listening to my song, do you feel very comfortable?" ”

Dou Bi wanted to say, I wanted to pee after listening.

But he didn't speak, and the mouse spoke first:

"It's uncomfortable!"