Zhuang Zhou, the prophet of the pit daddy! Break up a loving couple!

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, this time I want to tell you, Su Xiaoyi, you have a big peach blossom tribulation, that little sister had better take care of him, so as not to have any accidents."

Zhuang Zhou didn't know when he started to pull out a small fan, waved himself, looked at the sky with his eyes vivid, and blurted out such a sentence.

"Eh, Peach Blossom Tribulation?? Is it the peach blossom inside, or the peach blossom outside, and don't talk nonsense, destroy our feelings, otherwise you will be cooked. ”

Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi looked slightly stunned, then touched his head, with a relaxed expression, took Qiao Wan's little hand and smirked.

Bang Bang Bang β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”!

"Goo~" Zhuang Zhou's Kun was slapped by Qiao Wan, and let out a slight cry of pain, but the sound was not loud and did not affect others.

"That's it, this big brother, don't talk nonsense, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll kill you." Qiao Wan innocently clenched her small fists and glared at Zhuang Zhou viciously, showing her violent tendencies.

Hearing this, Zhuang Zhou smiled, looking at this well-behaved and immature little girl, he just smiled meaningfully, he knew that this Qiao Wan and Su Xiaoyi had already had a love affair, and he could only say that Su Xiaoyi was a beast.

"Hehe, peach blossoms outside the wall, beware of your body can't bear it, this time you have encountered big trouble, so that you will never forget."

"........" Su Xiaoyi was silent, thinking about what Zhuang Zhou said, he was the prophet of this world who couldn't see his strength clearly, but it could be said that it was a big trouble, and said that he was very likely to be squeezed dry.

This illustrates a problem, the peach blossom I met is a rotten peach blossom, and the peach blossom that can make you desperate is not a good thing.

"Yes......... Rotten peach blossoms? Su Xiaoyi frowned and asked expressionlessly.

"No, no, no, this peach blossom is not another peach blossom, it is also a beginning." Zhuang Zhou smiled mysteriously, and happily touched his kun to see through it.

Whewβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”!

A silver moon blade was placed on Zhuang Zhou's fortune-telling table, emitting a cold light, as if Luna was angry and took out an instantaneous personality.

"Say, what else did we meet, and my previous smoke, listen to what you say, Su Xiaoyi's entry into the palace is also the way you pointed out, right?"

Immediately, Luna stared at Zhuang Zhou solemnly, as long as Zhuang Zhou's expression was wrong, she would instantly slaughter this convinced fortune teller with a knife.

After a while, Luna continued to ask, "Also, tell me all about my previous cigarettes." ”

β€œ........ Eh, I said this young lady, fortune tellers are fortune tellers, so you are not afraid of being punished by God? You know, my fate is very accurate. ”

Seeing this, Zhuang Zhou embarrassedly handed the Moon Blade to Luna, and then his eyes lit up, as if he was deliberately hiding something.

"Say!" Luna was unmoved, and the Moon Blade was placed on Zhuang Zhou's neck, with a straight face, staring at Zhuang Zhou as cold as ice, and shouting in a loud voice.

"Don't do that, little Luna, it's not good." Su Xiaoyi saw this situation and hurriedly stopped Luna.

After all, this Zhuang Zhou is a special tank in the Glory of Kings, and if you can play, you can kill a shooter or even an assassin for nothing.

Boomβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

"Less verbose!" Luna doesn't listen to persuasion, but still sticks to her thoughts.

This behavior disappointed Su Xiaoyi, hugged Qiao Wan alone, and sighed lightly.

Zhuang Zhou smiled, as if he was not afraid of Luna's killing, and said that he had shown Su Xiaoyi the way without hiding it.

"Luna, princess? was a silly girl before, and she had been entangled with Su Xiaoyi for a long time, unable to separate, but when she got the Moon Blade given by Su Xiaoyi, she awakened her own rationality and tasks, and changed like this. ”

"If you don't meet Su Xiaoyi, then you will meet a handsome hero of the world, he is wearing golden armor and holding a weapon between heaven and earth, and he will appear in front of you on a seven-colored cloud."

Boomβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

As soon as these words came out, Luna was deeply stunned, she actually found that the Zhuang Zhou in front of her had guessed what she was thinking.

"Huh!" Su Xiaoyi didn't say a word, just looked at it with a smile on his face.

For Su Xiaoyi, who wants to change the relationship between Luna and Sun Wukong, but still loses to the little girl's Prince Charming, what can he do? can only let her be, after all, this is the best, sooner or later he will have to leave the King Continent, although he has had a period with her.

"But ah, you guessed the beginning, but you didn't guess the end, the ending will make you understand one thing." Zhuang Zhou paused here, glanced at Su Xiaoyi sympathetically, and said with a smile.

"What ending?? Tell me! Hearing this, Luna was a little emotional, and directly forgot about Su Xiaoyi's existence, just wanting to know the ending.

"Heaven must not be divulged."

Zhuang Zhou disappeared again, and only one sentence came out of the air, which made Luna puzzled, but also aroused her curiosity.

"Go ahead, hehe." Su Xiaoyi had already seen through it, waved his hand, and motioned for Luna to leave for the time being to see what Zhuang Zhou had predicted.

Su Xiaoyi didn't look back, and left Luna's eyes with Qiao Wan in his arms, his heart sank to the bottom, feeling that a knife was cutting his own flesh.

"Don't think about the beauty when she is gone, but she is still alive if she intends to love the beauty, don't say anything."

.........

"Eh, you can't blame me for this, I'm just telling her about the edge of the cigarette, let her try to know the result."

"Cut, what's the matter, I just want to ask you, what is my peach blossom robbery?"

In an alley, it was still the blue-robed young man riding a kun, but he was now a little cowering, and the one who confronted him was holding a little girl, and her fierce eyes glared angrily.

Who else could there be besides Zhuang Zhou and Su Xiaoyi? Zhuang Zhou just distanced himself from Luna and waited for Su Xiaoyi, and so did Su Xiaoyi.

"Well, it's going to be soon, but I can tell you to be careful, don't move the color center casually, otherwise it will be dry by then."

Zhuang Zhou sold a flaw, and smiled without finishing his speech.

"Mud girl, am I that kind of person? If you don't say forget it, then you can tell me what Wang Zhaojun's situation is now. Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi's lungs almost exploded, he really likes beautiful women, but he is not a stallion.

It can only be said that the probability of sexual encounters is high, and now that her own woman is Qiao Wan and Luna, Luna is looking for true love, and only Qiao Wan, who is well-behaved and cute, is left.

Although he had thoughts about Qiao Ying's long legs and Wang Zhaojun's cherry mouth, it was unrealistic, Wang Zhaojun didn't know where he went, and Qiao Ying was ashamed.

"Oh, you're talking about the Ice Queen? Okay, and you and her can't be separated, congratulations on your successful fight against the mandarin duck. Zhuang Zhou smiled, and a serious person instantly turned into an old driver.

"......." Su Xiaoyi was speechless, and could only pray that Li Bai would forgive him for robbing his wife, but Li Bai also had some Xiaoxue, the best of both worlds.

Whooshβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

Zhuang Zhou really left this time, opened the road of dreams and left Riyan City, leaving Qiao Wan to look at Su Xiaoyi who was deep in thought.

Smackβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”!

A slap hit Su Xiaoyi's ass hard, and this slap didn't seem to be a hand, it was a brick...

"Whew! Xiaowan, what are you doing? Su Xiaoyi covered her ass and asked confusedly.

"Phew, dead bad guy, don't think I don't know your little Jiujiu, don't you like my sister's long legs? In the future, when I grow taller, I may be longer than her. ”

Qiao Wan muttered and shouted sullenly, the more Qiao Wan said that Qiao Wan's fleshy little face was red, and she lowered her head and gasped.

"Hahahaha!!" Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi laughed heartily and almost laughed out loud.

"Hmph, laugh at your sister, why don't you take me out to play, there is no Luna before, Miss Ben is in a good mood, this is your honor."

This chapter is not a word count, but a lead-in.

Comments:

1. Su Xiaoyi with Luna.

2. Monkey King with Luna.

3. Sun Wukong and Su Xiaoyi together.

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