Chapter 318: Rat Marrying
And the little girl's face turned white when she saw this situation, she shivered vigorously, pestered me vigorously to save her, and said something: "Brother Xiaofei, you can help me, it's a big deal I'll warm your bed, although I don't have Sister Yan and Sister Jia beautiful, but I can be a bed warmer."
In a word, I was slightly stunned, frankly speaking, this little girl looks quite exquisite, and she is a little beauty who dresses up carefully, but what makes me unhappy is to listen to this girl's tone, I seem to be a pervert forcing a prostitute, you must know that last night I was in danger, high but my heart is as immobile as a rock, just ask that man to do it like me
said solemnly at the moment: "First, I'm a serious man, not a pervert, and second, I'm not interested in underage girls." 【Reading.com】
The girl was stunned for a moment, and her big eyes floated at me, obviously not believing
Liang Jingyan on the side glanced at me, looking very contemptuous of me, and then the two girls kept giving me vegetables when they had breakfast, and they were quite happy at the beginning, thinking that these two girls were still good to me, but then I found that something was wrong, what chicken liver, duck blood, sheep treasure, all of them were aphrodisiac and blood, I wiped them and didn't think Lao Ziyang, wilt, I talked about it
Sun Biao on the other side looked at me, then at Liang Jingyan and Song Jia, and then at the dishes sandwiched, while stealing envious glances at me, it became a contempt that men understand, that seems to mean that you are holding two big beauties like flowers and jade, you are not able to be satisfied, what a waste
I suddenly wanted to hammer my feet and look up to the sky and sigh, wronged, you see that it is already snowing outside, and Lao Tzu will be at least three hours at a time
In fact, I understand that if a girl is willing to sleep with you, at least it means that she is mentally ready, but can I? I don't want this love to turn into resentment, I can't guarantee it, it's better not to do it
After eating, Yaya, the girl, ran out to build a snowman and had a lot of fun, while a few of us played cards for a while, and in the end we were really bored, so we went out to collect the net after Sun Biao
The children in the mountains actually like the mountains after the snow, not to mention the beauty, the most important thing is that those pheasants and ducks are afraid of the cold, in order to keep warm will stick their heads in the snow, leaving only the long tail outside, a catch a quasi, very exciting and fun
Song Jia, the stupid girl, grabbed the tail of a pheasant and didn't let go, and slipped into the snow with her feet, which made me laugh
Sun Biao's net harvest this time is very good, what pheasants and ducks roe deer can do a lot, this is the legendary backer to eat the mountain
At this time, the girl who was collecting the net suddenly screamed, her voice was frightened, and then she quickly ran towards us and shouted at me: "There are mice, such big mice."
I followed the direction that Yaya pointed, and saw a yellow mouse the size of a piglet appear in the snow, with smooth hair like satin, and a pair of pale yellow pea-like eyes looking at Yaya with burning eyes
Then he turned around and left, just when Yaya breathed a sigh of relief, the mouse appeared again, this time with a few chickens and ducks in his mouth, and slowly placed them at Yaya's feet, looking at Yaya with a pair of eyes, at this time Song Jia and Liang Jingyan heard the sound and ran over, and the scene in front of them suddenly made them slightly stunned
Then what happened made me dumbfounded, I saw this big mouse looking at Liang Jingyan and Song Jia with hot eyes, and this gaze is the same as a man who can't walk when he meets a beautiful woman
The big mouse seemed to be stimulated, scratching its ears and cheeks, scurrying wildly in the snow, squeaking and screaming, and then the chicken and duck placed in front of Yaya were picked up again, and placed in front of Liang Jingyan and Song Jia respectively, at this time Liang Jingyan and Song Jia had a chicken and a duck in front of each person
Song Jia was stunned, Liang Jingyan was also stunned, Yaya was also stunned, what is the situation, at this time, there was a rapid squeak from a distance, and then the big mouse nodded at the three of them and turned around and ran
From beginning to end, the big rat didn't look at me and Sun Biao, this big rat of yours is also a pervert, not a pervert
Liang Jingyan tilted her little head at me and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
I smiled, "Isn't that obvious?" This rat has taken a fancy to you both and wants to marry you as a daughter-in-law."
Then he paused and continued: "I heard that the mouse is the most slammy among the five immortals, and today I really have gained knowledge, and the dowry can be evenly divided between one person and one chicken, one person and one duck, I laughed to death."
"I make you laugh, I make you laugh" Liang Jingyan couldn't help but come up and pinch me, Song Jia pouted and said angrily: "You have no conscience, don't go to bed at night, sleep in the snow"
After saying that, she seemed to feel that something was wrong, and when she saw everyone looking at her with a smile, the little daughter covered her little face and jumped up
Hearing Song Jia's words, I couldn't help but feel a wave in my heart, and I made up my mind to find a time to take down these two girls, otherwise I really thought I had a problem
raised his eyes and glanced at Sun Biao, who was pale, pointed to the pheasants and ducks on the ground and said to him: "Don't be in vain, take it back and eat it."
Sun Biao nodded and picked up the dead chickens and ducks on the ground, the income of the people in the mountains depends on the sky, so they never waste food, they are very economical, and then they are busy for a while, and then they go back
It got dark very quickly, and when we returned to Sun's house, it was almost dark, Sun Biao's wife had already prepared dinner, and the little pheasant stewed with mushrooms was really fragrant
Looking at the hopeful eyes of the three members of the Sun family, I didn't sell it, and took out a few cinnabar ropes from my bag, and a small bell was hung at the root of each cinnabar rope, and then I used these cinnabar ropes to surround a square in front of the courtyard at the door, with four bells in the four corners
Then I took out many charms and pasted the four walls of the courtyard, and lit a few red candles in the room, and posted happy words, so as to confuse the rat spirit, so that he could relax his vigilance and enter the formation that had been arranged before, so that he could catch it
Otherwise, with the cunning of this rat spirit, it would take some time to catch him
After doing this, I turned to Sun Biao's family and said, "Okay, it's okay, as long as the rat spirit comes, I will definitely catch it, according to my estimate, it will come out at three o'clock in the afternoon to pick up relatives, so you all go back to rest now, recuperate."
Hearing this, several people glanced at each other and then went to the game, I looked at Liang Jingyan and Song Jia and smiled: "Aren't the two beauties going to warm my bed?" ”