243: Marriage certificate
Every master comes from his grandson: ordinary people can become heroes, no one can rely on talent to succeed, and only hard work can turn talent into genius.
How much beauty you can see depends on how hard you have tried to live it.
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"I changed into my pajamas." Wu Chengtian, who changed his clothes after dividing five by two, said as if he was reporting the final results.
"Is it good to change it? What's the point of telling me this? I'm already such a big person, can this kind of thing still be said to me? I'm not your mother, I'm going to sleep, don't bother me, it's almost dawn soon. ”
"I'm ......!"
Wu Chengtian opened his mouth and wanted to say something more? What exactly are you trying to explain? But I'm stuck again, and I don't know what to say?
In the end, he didn't say anything, sleeping is the best choice, everything is in plain sight, it should be figured out, if you say too much at this time, it's all nonsense that is wasting time.
"Get up! Lazy pig, how long do you want to sleep? The sun is already on your ass, and you're about to scorch your ass, and you're still sleeping? It's really yours, get up quickly! Breakfast is already ready, don't make us wait too long. ”
Wu Chengtian, who was sleeping, sleeping sweetly, sleeping very quietly and refreshingly, and seemed to be having a particularly sweet dream, suddenly seemed to feel that his butt had been kicked a few times, and there was a slight pain.
This feeling is very familiar, this is like being kicked by my father when I was a child, it is so warm, and then I woke up, my eyes didn't have time to open, my ears received a familiar sound, and I didn't need to think about it to understand that I should have overslept.
It's time to get up! Familiar voices, but they are all very clear, can you no longer drag down and be lazy on the bed, when the eyes are open, kick their ass and the person who speaks, has already left, because the ears have received the sound of the door closing again.
Ordinary people live a life, it is all simply the same, and there is no special difference, go to bed when it is dark, get up at dawn, work after breakfast, eat lunch when the time comes, work or rest, after dinner, work overtime if you should work overtime, what should you do if you don't work overtime?
Zhou Er has been like this all his life, plain and bland, growing old with his head for a lifetime, saying that it is ordinary and extraordinary, and all living beings are free from suffering and happy, all of them are pursued in this way.
There is a beginning and there is an end, this is not a nonsense, no person or a kind of thing can escape, the so-called eternity, just long enough, there will always be a day when it disappears.
After breakfast, what is the breakfast to eat? It's all irrelevant, so I won't introduce it too much here, it's just a few things, are they all ordinary people? There's nothing new to come up with.
After eating breakfast and cleaning up, the family of three (now it can be regarded as a family) has nothing to do, just sitting quietly in the house.
Basically, there is no movement, except for the normal you look at me and I look at you, they are all consuming like that, and I don't know what this is for? Is it a waste of time? It seems that there is such a meaning in it, and I don't know what to say.
A strange family, strange can't be enough to describe it, only strange can be used, aren't they embarrassed? At the beginning of the first day, it would be like this, and that person would not have thought of it even if he broke his head.
The first time in the world, it is simply unprecedented, and I don't know if there will be anyone in the future, this can be regarded as a record-breaking, and if it is passed on, it can also make people smile, more or less contribution.
"Are you two husband and wife? How do I feel as if there's a different flavor in it? I'm not old-hearted, and my memory hasn't deteriorated to the point of Alzheimer's disease, so don't lie to me?
The old man is used for respect, but you are not allowed to deceive, otherwise be careful that you will be retributed when you are old, the same treatment, that is not to run away, don't think I'm joking, the sky forgives anyone. ”
The silence was broken like this, starting from the old man, the family has an old man like a treasure, this sentence is really very reasonable, even if it is a rather embarrassing and embarrassing scene, they can come forward to solve it, sometimes it is so incredible.
"The two of us must be husband and wife, we already slept in the same room last night, if it wasn't for this relationship, how could we live in the same room? Do you say, Mom?
If you don't believe it, you can ask your son, he knows best, this kind of thing men will not suffer, your son's words, you should not believe it, right?
If you don't believe your son's words, then I can't do anything, maybe your son has lied too much to you before, this kind of man must beat him a few more times, and I will be on your side in the future.
When you want to hit her, I'll give you a broom, this kind of thing is absolutely done as it is said, and it is very willing, women will not embarrass women, and they will be able to do it if they are united. ”
Following the topic of the old man, Wu Dingfang thought about it a little in his mind, opened his mouth and made a statement, and also threw the question on his son again, to see how Wu Chengtian could answer, and to be able to completely solve the problem.
After all, there is a little bit of difficulty, and it is not easy to answer, especially for men, how to solve it in the face of two women? One is a dear mother, and the other can be said to be a wife!
"I have this certificate, which can prove that I am his father's wife, I am his biological mother, but I didn't take out the garbage in the morning and pick it up, do you have any proof? Is there a certificate stamped with this big red seal? ”
Before Wu Chengtian could answer this question, his old mother took out a marriage certificate from her pocket and said in front of the eyes of the two of them, how to describe this? It was innocent and serious, and it can be said that her face was full of happy love.
"We've got that! But it's only in her house, but I came back in a hurry yesterday, so I forgot to bring it back, do you want me to show it to you tomorrow? ”
Seeing that his mother took out the marriage certificate with his father, Wu Chengtian was surprised at first, but this time he didn't take it off, and quickly replied, but saying it means not saying it, and it is also an operation to throw the pot.
Wu Dingfang was a little taken aback, and he was able to have this kind of operation, he really admired the old man too much, which shows how loving the old man in front of him and his other half used to be.
"Come on! I have this book, if you really have, how can you forget it? What an important thing to be! It's a precious mess for me.
Don't talk nonsense, don't talk about gossip, take it out quickly, let me take a look, I don't believe it? I'm an old man, but I'm not an innocent and romantic little kid, haven't you heard of the phrase 'people grow old and become fine'?
It's too unlevel to speak, so if you have one, take it out quickly, right? If not, then forget it, right? Hurry up and do it! You're both adults, don't treat me like a child, don't treat yourselves as little kids.
How many years younger will you be? It's impossible! Don't think too much, say it with your mouth? Don't tease me, everyone's busy!
Even if I live to be 100 years old, I don't have that much time for you to spend, yes or no? A simple word? What's the point of pushing around? It's not tai chi, a watermelon cut in half. ”
Wu Dingfang and Wu Chengtian are both beginning to doubt life a little bit by now, and they are a little confused, the mother in front of them, is she sick? Whether it's still normal or not, it's really impossible to judge! It's all a little confusing.
Very disturbing, is it really like what she said, 'people are old and fine', those who should be confused will definitely be confused, those who should not be confused, they are definitely not confused, and they are more shrewd than anyone else.
Now I really don't know how to answer, the expressions on the faces of the two people are the same, except for confusion, or embarrassment? Changed back and forth, couldn't find anything else, and began to worry again.
"What's wrong? The two of you think it's okay not to speak, but I tell you seriously, it's not okay to do this, and if you don't speak, I'll admit it on your behalf.
Of course! I don't need the two of you to explain, there is a saying that is really good, the explanation is to cover up, looking at the eyes of the two of you, there is definitely a problem with the flow of miles.
Since there is a problem, then you don't need to say it, this is to prove that the two of you don't have this certificate in my hand at all, I forgive you, hurry up and remedy it! ”
"What to do? Your mother has already said this, as a son, you are now the eldest and not a small person, a person in his early forties and running to five, the head of the family, you should be able to make a statement! You can't let me come, can you? ”
Wu Chengtian's mother, as soon as the words fell, Wu Dingfang hurriedly said, first open his mouth to grab the topic and occupy the initiative, otherwise he will be passive, if it is really not wonderful at that time, maybe the mood will be very bad.
"This ......! I don't know what to do? There are many firsts in life, and this kind of thing encountered today is another first, and it is really inexperienced, why don't you take the idea? ”
"You man, how can you be like this? This is simply a scoundrel and shameless method, how did you learn it? The good ones can't be learned, and the bad ones are self-taught.
What's that? Excuse me? Why is your face still so normal? It's okay to turn red a little bit, so it can also give me a reason to understand you. ”